“Aaaah!” Rainbow Dash, a cyan pegasus who likes flying and stuff, said. Ironically, she had a leg, which had its base on her back.

“What?” Scootaloo, an orange filly pegasus, who idolised Rainbow Dash and stuff, said.

“I ate some irradiated lettuce and now I have a fifth leg!”

“Holy fuckeroni!”

“I know! Eating irradiated food make’s you radioactive!”

“Holy fuckeroni!”

Suddenly Scootaloo fell off the Cloud which they were conversiong on.

“Aaaah!” Scootaloo said.

“I’ll catch you,” Dash said. She flew down so fast she did a sonic rainboom by accident and wasn’t able to save Scootaloo who hit the ground at 63.692 mph. Breaking her skull in the process.

“No” Dash said flying down to Scootaloo “I have failed!”

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“This is not the outcome I was hoping for” Dash said.

“Its ok,” the dashing smart and heroic winged unicorn or horned pegasus stallion Brightsword said. his fur was cream and he had a mane ob brown. “Because I can heal the dead!!!”

“Let me see Can you fix Scootaloo”

“I hope...” he said hoping he could revive Scootaloo He cast a spell the glowing ball of magic appearing as always.

“What” Scootaloo said “I’m alive?”

“Your alive!” Dash said. “Whoever this brilliant pony his, he revived you to life again!”

“My name is Brightdword,” Brightsword said. “This maybe a strange Question Rainbow Dash but do you have a spouse”

“No but I woudl like to be yours”

“Excellent”

THE END

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