“Why are you standing in front of the, um, what’s it called, the door?” Big Mac said to Applejack, who was standing in front of the door of the Sweet Apple Acres house.

“‘Cause, Ah’m, uh, expectin’, you know, what’s her name, Rainbow, Rainbow Dash to be here, um, in a few minutes.”

“Um, okay.”

Apple Bloom walked into the scene.

“Hey, um, AJ?” Apple Bloom said.

“What?” Applejack said.

“Well, can you, you know, help me? You see, Cheerilee, you know, her, she, like, well, there was this big Greek letter on the chalkboard an’ then she started, you know, lahke, teachin’ us about logarithms, but we’re obviously, you know, not old enough for that.”

“They’re just, um, reversed, like, reversed exponents. Exponents, but reversed.”

“Ah don’t understand....”

“Like, they’re just the inverse of, um, you know, exponents.”

“Ah don’t understand....”

“Like, inverse, inverse operation... ask Big Mac, Ah’m tryin’ ta concentrate.”

“‘Kay, um, sure....”

Apple Bloom turned to Big Mac.

“If x^y = z, then, um, logx(z) = y,” Big Mac said.

“What?”

“Why were they, um, teaching you the, um, logarithms anyway?”

“Ah dunno, lahke, that’s basically they decahded since maybe they thought chronologically we were, you know, close ta bein’ old enough, but that’s not how it works.”

Knock-knock!

“Uh, who is it?” Applejack said.

“It’s, y’know, me,” Rainbow fucked up her grammar.

“Me who?”

“Er, Rainbow. Your girlfriend.”

“Oh.” Applejack opened the door. “Um, hi, Rainbow.”

“Hey, AJ. You know, since I was done with stuff and stuff, I thought, you know, since I was horny and all, I would see if you were busy or whatever, you know?”

“Yeah, um, sure, ah course.”

“Unless you had, you know, somethin’ to do, but—”

“No, no, c’mon.”

And so they went upstairs and subsequently to Applejack’s room.

“So what’re we, you know, doin’?” Rainbow said.

“lol 69.”

“Um, okay, yeah, sure, sounds good.”

Applejack laid down on the bed and Rainbow got on top of her. Boring sexual things ensued, then an unnecessarily detailed description of their orgasms ensued, which I guess could go under boring sexual things, but anyway, it was really funny and also hot because Applejack got Rainbow’s cum all over her face. It was almost as funny and hot as the time Rarity locked herself in that sauna. Rainbow got off the bed so she could look at Applejack better.

“You, um, good there?” Rainbow said. “It looks like you have my cum all over your face, and maybe a little got in your mane, maybe, yeah....”

“You wanna, um, lick it off?”

“Er, yeah, sure, I guess. I’ve never licked your head, though, that seems a little... strange....”

“Well, unless you just wanna, you know, have sex an’ stuff with me lahke this, basically this is, this is what we gotta, what we should do.”

“That actually sounds, like, kinda hot... what if you were completely covered, I think I might potentially actually really like that... stay there, I’m gonna bondage you.”

“But Ah don’t wanna be all, y’know, bondaged an’ stuff....”

“Well, too bad, it’s happenin’.”

“‘Kay, Ah guess if you really want....”

Rainbow got the rope of some kind and tied Applejack to the bed with hooves.

“So what do you, you know, plan on doin’ wit’ me?”

“I’m gonna, like, clop over you and sort of cum on you.”

“Well, you ain’t gonna, Ah guess, let me go and all or anythin’.”

And so Rainbow got in an uncomfortable position and started clopping over Applejack, in both senses of the word “over”. Applejack’s bed was, and still is, big enough for two ponies, in the same sense that a twin bed is “big enough” for two people. Anyway, transcriber #1 is getting off topic, Rainbow came onto Applejack’s chest and it was hot and stuff. She got in a different uncomfortable position and spread the cum, with her hooves, somewhat evenly onto Applejack’s body. Rainbow got off the bed and put her cum-covered hoof on her chin.

“Yeah,” Rainbow said, “We definitely need more.”

“This is gonna be fun ta clean up.”

“Hey, don’t be like that.”

“What’s the bondage really... necessary for anyway?”

“‘Cause, you know, otherwise you wouldn’t... um, you wouldn’t try, er, you wouldn’t cooperate.”

“Don’tcha, you know, maybe got, like, you have a problem with rapin’ your girlfriend?”

“Well, um, you do it too. We have, like, an agreement about this.”

“Ah know.”

“So I’m wonderin’, should I, like, get you on, or put some on your back or maybe, you know, just have more on your front?”

“Ah don’t care.”

“I think I should get some on your back. I’ll undo the bondage but then, and you know, redo it with you facedown.”

“Whah do Ah feel like agreein’ to that?”

“Because you trust your wi’l’ Wainbow.”

“Ah don’t think ah you as mah ‘wi’l’ Wainbow’.”

“Yeah, I know, I was being... you know... mockular. Mocking you or something like that.”

“Anyway, you can do that whole thing.”

“‘Kay.”

Rainbow undid the bondage, Applejack flipped herself over, and Rainbow redid the bondage. The paragraph with the clopping over happened again.

“Okay,” Rainbow said, “I think we’re ready.”

“Fahnally....”

Rainbow undid the bondage and Applejack rolled over, rolling too far and off the bed.

“Ow...” Applejack said.

“Come on, that was like 600 million nanometres. Now get back on the thing.”

Applejack went back onto the bed, Rainbow got on the bed, and really it was all just normal except for Applejack being kinda sticky and smelling cummy. The spreading idea was not a very good one.

“So, um, when should the chapter end?” Rainbow said directly in place of an orgasm scream.

“Ah dunno, it’s not our decision,” Applejack said directly in place of an orgasm scream.

“Shouldn’t it be, like, now?” transcriber #1 said to camerapony #1. “I mean, they had the sex, so, you know, unless you like, you know....”

“I guess, but it just seems like... what’s that film... like The Black Hole where it suddenly stops instead of, you know, ends.”

“Maybe, but, um, what else is there?”

“I guess....”

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