Applejack looked at her wrist, such as it was.

“Where is Rainbow?” she said. “Ah guess it’s only been four minutes.”

“Do we really need another Appledash chapter?” Twilight said.

“Yes,” Spike said.

“But the Twidash chapters are so much better!”

“You’re biased.”

“No, I’m not. That’s like saying teachers are biased when they say they’re underpaid.”

“No, it’s not. It’s like saying Twilight’s biased when she says there should be more Twidash chapters.”

“But it would mean more appearances for you.”

“Twilight, you know having more Appledash chapters is The Right Thing.”

“I know, but—”

There was an abrupt cut to Rainbow knocking on the Sweet Apple Acres barnhouse door. Apple Bloom opened the door with pizzzazzzz.

“I don’t need a conversation,” Rainbow said. She forced her way in.

“AJ’s where she usually is.”

Rainbow went upsteps and knocked on Applejack’s door, in both senses of the term.

“Hey, Rainbow,” Applejack said. She pulled her inside and closed and locked the door and brief kissing ensued.

“What were you doing before I got here?”

“Writin’ a fanfic.”

“About?”

“You comin’ to mah house and interruptin’ me writin’ a fanfic to have sex.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“You wrote a fanfic about what happens to you every other day anyway?”

“Ah’m addicted to you, all raht? That not a good thing?”

“You know, you have those siblings if you ever feel lonely.”

“Ah should never feel lonely in the first place. You’re all strong an’ tough and other similar adjectives, but Ah’m antonyms ah said adjectives lahke weak an’ stuff.”

“Just because you can feel lonely doesn’t make you weak or anything.”

“Ah guess...” Applejack jumped onto the bed. “C’mon.”

“You seriously need a bigger bed.”

“Well, it’s better than Twahlaht where you just use the floor half the time.”

“Yeah, but that’s different.”

“Fine, let’s just use the floor today.”

“But it’s different.”

Applejack got up and stared at her so closely that it was somehow violating personal space despite their willingness to regularly rape each other.

“You know,” Rainbow said, “It’s gonna take a lot more than lookin’ at ‘er funny to scare Rainbow Dash.”

“We’re usin’ the floor.”

“Still not scared.”

They used the floor and, I don’t know, licked each other for an hour. Not like licked random parts of each other, but you know.

“Humourous dialogue,” Rainbow said.

“Soppy dialogue.”

“Soppy dialogue.”

“Lahne nopony would ever say in real lahfe, with mention of such a quality.”

“Maybe not on Earth, but this is a different culture.”

“Is that gonna be our excuse for everythin’ from now on?”

“I dunno, I can’t just decide that by myself. I’m bored, can we lick each other more?”

“It’s been... well, okay, yeah.”

Are they—you can’t have hilarious dialogue when you do that. Fine, don’t get paid.

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