silver spoon: scootaloo i have a confesion to make

scootlaoo: what

silver spoon: ive always loved youyoure so serious but laid-back like yu dont fuck around but you have feelings as well

scootaloo: ive always loved you youre like the sofistication off rarity & the politeness of everypony else

silver spoon: so like octavia

scootaloo: lol yeah with some nuances off course

silver spoon: omf thank you

scootaloo: lets have sex

silver spoon: totaly

(scootaloo and silver spoon have sex)

silver spoon: omf that was the best sex ever

scootaloo: ya

silver spoon: not that ive had any other sex but you know

scootaloo: ya i know

“I know what you mean,” Rainbow said, hugging Applejack tightly.

“Ah’m glad you understand me,” Applejack said, hugging Rainbow just as tightly. They knew it had been coming for two days now, and they decided that on the bed in Applejack’s room was where they were always happiest.

“Twenty-five seconds until armageddon,” Applejack’s radio which only exists in this one chapter which isn’t even canon said.

“Rainbow?” Applejack said.

“Yeah?”

“Ah love you.”

“I love you too.”

“Ah’m so glad we arranged this.”

“I feel the same way.” Rainbow did a stroke down Applejack’s mane.

“One last kiss, Rainbow?”

“Why shouldn’t we have sex?”

“‘Cause it’s cliche to dah havin’ sex.”

Rainbow giggled. “I love you, AJ.”

Half the moon of Hasbro suddenly but expectedly disappeared into about a dozen bright orange particles—they were gigantic, of course, but from such a long distance away they were barely visible—and a circle of intensely bright, slightly yellow light appeared in front of the moon, seemingly expanding just from perspective until it reached the planet....

“Everything you write has such a dark tone,” Scootaloo told Sweetie Belle, “Which is fine, except you can’t write dark. Remember that time you tried writing a slice of life and it worked?”

“Yes.”

“You should write more of that.”

“But I didn’t like doing that. I think it’s more fun to write dark things.”

“Foals?” Cheerilee said. “You should really be going now.”

“Oh,” Sweetie Belle said. “Sorry.”

And so they went into the hallway.

“Where’s Apple Bloom?” Sweetie Belle said.

“She’s in hospital,” Scootaloo said. “She fractured her pancreas playing bocce.”

“Naturally,” Diamond Tiara, suddenly and unexpectedly stepping in their views, said. “Did you expect anything else from Apple Bloom?”

“Hey,” Sweetie Belle said. “I bet if you played bocce, you would fracture both your pancrea.”

Silver Spoon tapped Scootaloo’s shoulder.

“Holy crap.” Scootaloo turned around. “Sorry, you scared me. What is it?”

“Should we tell them?”

“I think it’s the right thing to do.”

“You’re a humungous wombat,” Diamond Tiara said at Apple Boom.

“Well, you’re a super-duper melonhead,” Apple Boom said.

“Diamond,” Silver Spoon said, “Apple Boom.”

“What?” they said simultaneously.

“We have a confession to make,” Silver Spoon said. “Scootaloo?”

“Well...” Scootaloo said, if you consider “Well...” to have any content in it, “We had sex.”

“What?!”

Then the ceiling collapsed and everyone died.

“Wow,” Spike said whilst showering. “I need to tell everypony about this right away!”

“Twilight!” Spike said, running out of the bathroom in a wet state.

“Spike, I’m studying,” Twilight said whilst clopping to printed rainbow porn on the balcony.

“This bottle of right away has 20% more—”

“That’s nice,” Twilight said. “Now go away.”

“Fine,” Spike said. he regurgitated a circular saw and cut a hole in the balcony, which he jumped through onto a windowsill below.

Rainbow woke up tied to Applejack’s bed.

“You’re awake,” Applejack said as if someone in the room needed to be told. “Welcome to the rest ah your day.”

“Can’t I get up to go to the lavatory or somethin’?”

Applejack rolled her eyes. “Fine. But don’ ask too often.”

“I won’t.”

Three minutes later, Rainbow entered the room.

“I’m back,” Rainbow said as if someone in the room needed to be told.

“Oh,” Applejack said, “You actually came back.”

“Yeah. Why wouldn’t I?”

“Ah thought you wouldn’t wanna be tahed to a bed all day.”

“Well, if it’s the only way I can be with you....”

“Awww. But don’tcha have some cloudin’ tah do or somethin’?”

“Nope. I got nothin’ to do today.”

“kewl. Now you ready for an entahre day ah bein’ raped bah me?”

“But I agreed to—”

“Ah know, but even if you’re all lahke ‘stop’, Ah won’t stop.”

“What if I’m like ‘peroxide’?”

“Seriously, Ah’m gonna rape ya.”

“Sounds good.” Rainbow laid down on the bed. “You can tie—”

The door was knocked.

“Ah’ll get it,” Applejack said, which she did.

“Breakfast,” Big Mac said.

Applejack sighed. “Since Granny Smith dahed ah that fractured pancreas, things’ve never been the same.”

One breakfast later...

“Ah’m back,” Applejack said as if anyone in the room needed to know. She closed and locked the door behind her. “Now we can fahnally start.”

Applejack routinely tied Rainbow up, and then I had to write the sex. OR DID I?! Next Chapter: Chapter 151: Zecora Poisons Ponyville’s Water Supply and Kills Everyone Estimated time remaining: 7 Hours, 47 Minutes