“You made that up, Rainbow,” Twilight said in a location you’ll never be able to guess.

“It’s true!”

“DirecTV was not founded by ‘William Direc’.”

“It’s true!”

“Rainbow, you know that it’s not true.”

“It’s true!”

“Rainbow.”

“It’s true!”

“Knock-knock.”

“It’s—um, who’s there?”

“Shut up about William Direc.”

“Fine. If the truth is too much for you to handle....”

“The truth is too much for Fluttershy to handle.”

“Oh, she doesn’t use CAEB Amnesia Juice anymore if that’s what you’re talking about.”

“She doesn’t?”

“That’s what I said.”

“...Then never mind, I guess.”

A knocking occurred.

“I’ll get it,” Twilight said, then she did. Unlike politicians, am I right? I’m so funny.

“Hi, Applejack.”

“Hi. Um, Rainbow’s here, raht?”

“Yeah, she’s here. Why, do you need her for something?”

“Ah’m gonna force ‘er inta havin’ sex.”

“Sorry, but you can’t have her.”

“What’re you usin’ ‘er for?”

“Sex.”

“Ah have priority over you, she’s said so before.”

“So?”

“So get Rainbow an’ ask which one ah us she’d rather be with right now.”

“Fine.”

Twilight ran, but they ran back.

“Oh, AJ!” Rainbow said. “You’re here!”

“Rainbow,” Twilight said, “That’s not what I—”

Rainbow stepped outside and turned around. “Bye, Twilight!”

“But we were going—”

“Bye!” Rainbow closed the door.

Twilight managed not to cry. “Now how am I going to get rid of my loneliness? I could do stuff with Spike, but what will that do for my sex addiction? Unless I did have sex with Spi.... wait, what? Did I just say that? For fuck’s sakes, no! Why would I even think that? I need help. I need help? To Zecora!”

Instead of an arduous journey full of ardues, Twilight opted to teleport. Not directly inside the hut, just barely outside of it for knocking purposes. Zecora opened the door.

“Hello, Twilight, I can’t quite think of a rhyme. What makes you cry to me this time?”

“That’s the first mean thing I’ve ever heard you say.”

“I didn’t mean to be so rude. I’ve been in sort of a bad mood.”

“Can you make a rhyme where you don’t stress everything all weird?”

“Not right now, I sadly fear. What fact made you come over here?”

“Well, I just had a sexual thought involving myself and Spike and I was wondering if I went insane.”

“You’re just a little creepy, I guess. Wait, did you think it after an unless?”

“Yes. Is that bad?”

“If it was after ‘unless’, then you’re just fine. I can’t think of another line.”

“So I’m not turning creepy?”

“Not any more than you already are.”

Twilight was silent.

“I’m not rhyming just to make you happy.”

“Fine. I’ll just leave, then.”

“Good.”

And so she left on an arduous but ultimately uneventful journey.

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