It was another busy day at Tulip’s flower shop. A new order of Forget-me-nots and Daisies had come in and it seemed like everypony and their mother had come in to snack on the apparently rare (at least in the empire) treats. Older ponies, fillies and colts, adult stallions and mares, and everything in between had all rushed in and swarmed the shop, swamping both Ares and Tulip from morning up until dinner time.

For some reason, though Ares now had a guess why after dealing with that aunt of her’s, Tulip’s shop was one of the only shops that got the flowers this early in the season, and out of those her shipment was the largest and had the best flowers, like it was every year apparently. This was the time of year when Tulip really struggled to deal with the massive influx of customers and was one of the main reasons why she had hired him in the first place. So, with a big ol’ smile on his face and his head aching from his hangover, Ares squared his shoulders and did his very best to earn his keep.

Playing and teasing the little ones, arguing with the adults over prices, patiently waiting for the old folks to pull out their bit bags and count their money while a dozen ponies waited in line and complained; Ares was forced to do it all. He had to be a salesman, a cashier, and florist for this little store until he was dead tired, sore, grumpy and grouchy, and had the mother of all headaches. And sweet baby Jesus riding a flaming Prius was he loving every minute of it.

He was back at work doing what he loved to do. He got paid to bother and scream and shove flowers into ponies faces and demand that they buy something and in turn the ponies bothered and poked and talked to and joked with and harassed him to the best of their little horse abilities. There was no magical bullshit waiting around the corner, and no one was (hopefully) trying to kidnap him again. He was just a guy that had drank a little too much the night before and was trying to make his little flower shop the best flower shop in the whole wide world.

He was in his comfort zone, where everything was familiar and safe and happy. All he had to do was worry about whether Tulip was going to have a heart attack from all of the ponies running around her store or if he needed to go to the back and get more flowers because they already sold everything in the front. Heck, he had even had to toss a shoplifter out of the store like he used to have to do back when he was working in his uncle’s shop! And that pony had tried cussing him out when he slammed the door in their face after calling them a putz!

Truly this was heaven on Ear—whatever this planet was called…

But all good things must come to an end and eventually (and in Tulip’s case thankfully) the influx of customers slowed down. That meant both Ares and Tulip had some time to clean up and restock and chat with each other while they waited for someone else to make their way into the store.

Though he tried, time and again, to tell Tulip that the love rose incident wasn’t her fault at all, the mare still thought it her duty to apologize for it whenever she wasn’t being bothered by some random pony that had wandered into the store. Tired after trying to ease the mare’s conscious for the fiftieth or sixtieth time, Ares had just nodded and smiled whenever the mare came over with her ears pinned against her head and her shoulders slumped. Hopefully she’d just get it out of her system sooner rather than later.

“Ares, could you be a dear and go get a bag of soil from the back please? I’m a little busy at the moment.”

Ares looked away from the orchid that he was delicately trimming and over to his boss, who was juggling three customers at once. “Oi!” he shouted, a frown coming to his face. “Let the lady deal with you one at a time you pricks! You’re not gonna get your shit any faster if you all gang up on her!”

The customers in question flinched, looking at each other before grinning sheepishly and stepping away from poor, haggard Tulip, who smiled at him thankfully. “Thank you, Ares.”

“Just doing my job, boss lady,” he said, cutting the last bad leaf off the orchid that he had been working on. “Just give me a minute and I’ll get that soil.”

“If you could get that black hazel base batch I’d really appreciate it.”

“Can do.”

Putting down his sheers, Ares turned and made his way toward the back of the store where they kept all of their supplies just as the door was thrown open.

“Oh, hello!” Tulip greeted with that cheery tone she had whenever someone came into her store. “Come on in and have a look around! If you need anything just call!”

I have no idea how she manages to sound that happy when she’s been acting like it since this fucking morning, Ares thought with a shake of his head. I’ve been YELLING at these little horses and THAT’S been exhausting….

A gasp came from behind him, a little too loud and cheery for how tired he was at the moment, though he didn’t bother to turn around. The gasper must have gotten a look at him for the first time or something. He had to deal with the questions and the poking and even a shriek or two today so he was pretty numb to it all right now. He was sure the second that he walked out of the back with the bag of fancy soil that the pony would rush up to him and start asking questions or poke at him or even hop up and cling to his stomach, something that had happened twice today.

But that would have to wait. Right now he had work to do.

“Now where did Tulip put those bags of soil?” Ares muttered, looking the spacious storage room up and down. “Probably with all of the other different bags of soil in the corner… along with all of the different bags of soil.”

Not really paying attention to anything, he slowly made his way over to where all of the fertilizer and plants foods were.

“Why do we even need seven different kinds of soil? Can’t flowers just stop being so goddamned picky and just use the one?” Stifling a yawn, Ares reached the stacks of soil and picked up the one that Tulip had asked for and slung it over his shoulder.

“You’d think that magic plants would be a little heartier than—“

“HI!”

With a surprised yelp, Ares launched himself into the air (somehow managing to resist the urge to toss the bag of soil as hard as he could) as a voice, high pitched and bubbly and just a bit too loud, cut through the storage room’s silence, nearly giving him a heart attack in the process.

“Sonuvabitch!“ The startled human cried, quickly landing on his feet and scanning around the room. “Who’s yelling back here when I’m trying to get some fucking—“

“It was me silly! Over here!”

Heart still thumping in his chest, Ares turned back to look at the bags of soil. Somehow, someway, in this quiet ass room, a mare had managed to get behind him and was now sitting on top of a stack of soil with an unsettling smile on her face.

Ares found himself taking a step away as he looked at the mare. Though she looked like any normal pony (ie. As cute as a button) there was something… different about this one. First of all she was pink; and not Cadence’s shade of pink or any other crystal pony that he had seen. This mare was aggressively pink. Her fur was pink, her giant, curly, poofed up mane was pink, as was her equally poofy tail. And big, blue eyes had… something in them that he didn’t like.

The little furry creature before him might have been adorable, and he might have had the sudden urge to walk over, drop his bag of flour, and hug her until she squeaked but Ares was a hardened and learned man now. He had learned the hard way that a pony wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows. He knew beneath those little hoofsies and those furry marshmallow-like bodies a pony could have the mind of a killer or a mastermind with a nefarious plan. He had already gotten his ass knocked out and taken to some remote undisclosed location once; there was no way hell was he was trying to go through that a second time.

“…Can I help you, ninja horse?” he asked, warily eyeing the little pink horse, who looked like the picture of innocence and naivety, before him.

The mare’s eyes scanned him thoroughly. “I’ve never seen something like you before!” she said excitedly. “And I was with my friend Rainbow and the two of us wanted to get something to eat and we saw this store and we came in and saw you so I wanted to say high because I’ve never seen anything like you before like I just said and I’ve seen a lot of things since I like to meet a lot of different ponies and gryphons and minotaurs and diamond dogs so hello!”

Ares felt his eye twitch as the mare puffed her little chest out and wagged her little tail. The little pink pony looked like she was about to start bouncing off the walls with… glee. She seemed too happy, too giddy, too energetic; especially now being as tired as he was.

I just had thirty minutes until my shift was supposed to be over, Ares lamented to himself, walking over to the mare with a sigh. Now I got some kind of junkie, murder, crazy horse on my hands…

The mare wiggled in her makeshift seat as he drew closer. “Ohhh! Look how tall you are! I don’t think I’ve ever seen somepony as tall as you and I’ve seen lots and lots of ponies and—“

Not breaking eye contact with the bubbly mare, Ares reached down and clamped her mouth shut. Though it was a little rude and it might get him in a bit of trouble with his boss he couldn’t find himself caring. He had a job to get back to and he didn’t want to keep listening to a pony who apparently didn’t need to breath.

“Ma’am, you know that this is an employee only area, right? There’s a sign on the door and everything that says as such.”

The mare blinked as he removed his hand. “…Oh.” She grinned at him sheepishly before hopping to the ground. “I’m sorry... I just wanted to say hello but then you left before I could and I got really, really, really excited that I was going to meet somepony new and I got a little bit carried away.”

Ares looked down at the mare before sighing. It looked like it was just a little horse that wanted to say hello and not someone that was trying to kidnap him or beat him up or stuff him in a sack.

“Hey… it’s alright,” he said, waving her off. “You’d be surprised how many ponies just run up to me and start asking a billion questions.”

He nudged his head toward the door that led into the store, and the mare, seeing him motioning toward it, got the idea and started trotting toward it with him right behind her.

“And it’s very nice to meet you Ms…”

The mare looked over her shoulder at him and smiled. “I’m Pinkie Pie, Mister!” She did a little hop. “And it’s very nice to meet you too!”

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

Scribble Scribble Scribble

“Thou should lessen the tax rate for businesses by seven percent, dear niece. Though thou will receive less revenue in the short run thy people will benefit from it.”

I looked up from the document that I had been looking over for some time and at Luna, who had been silently reading the new tax code revisions over my shoulder. “If I lower it too much then I’ll have to raise the property taxes,” I said with a shake of my head. “And if I raise that any higher ponies are going to come down here and complain.”

I felt Luna’s wing tighten around me as my aunt let out a thoughtful hum. “In our experience the less that a business has to pay the crown the more they give it to the people in the form of higher wages and lower prices and a better market as a whole, but We can see thy argument, Cadence.” Luna’s face scrunched up in thought while I looked back down at the document.

You know, considering that Luna had been sealed away for a thousand years I would have thought that her way of thinking would be medieval and behind the times. And sure, her speaking was (though from what I gathered she was getting better at it) but the mare that I was snuggled up against on my bed was apparently somepony that had taken a great interest in economics upon her return. Within months of her return Luna had pushed for dozens and dozens of laws, ranging from how a business needed to operate and conduct itself to when and how a group of ponies could strike, to be changed, reviewed, and passed.

Where in the heck my aunt had learned about marketing and big business and all of that stuff so quickly and so thoroughly baffled me, and even now I still kind of had a hard time believing that she was so adept at it, but it made her one of the better ponies I’ve had advising me for things like this.

Even though I had a pretty horrible day yesterday didn’t mean that I still didn’t have my duties as a princess that needed fulfilling. Paperwork had to be done, I had to read and send letters, and I needed to be up and about and looking like I was doing something to keep the castle staff from freaking out any more than they had been. So, even though I had wanted to just lay in bed with Ares for the next week I had gotten up, put on my crown (though it looked like it was ready to fall off at any moment), and trotted into my office to take names and sign documents. Though thankfully I didn’t have to be alone since Luna was expecting me to turn into an evil demon of darkness at any moment (not that I could blame her after what she had told me) and didn’t want me out of her sight.

So here the two of us were, side-to-side leaning over a slightly too small desk looking at some of the most boring and flavorless writing that ponykind had to offer.

“I… could just cut some of the funding for that exploration of those caves that are a few hours out in the tundra,” I murmured, scratching my head with my quill. “Important exploration or not I don’t think that they need eighty thousand bits a month to keep everything going and if we take some money out of that we should help settle everything out.”

Luna nodded, a small smile coming to her face. “A sound course of action We think,” she said approvingly. “From what our sister has told us those that ask the crown for money usually ask for far too much. Fifty or forty thousand bits a month sounds far more reasonable to me. And if they truly need the money we are sure that there are private investors that would be more than happy to help with their funding.”

Nodding myself I dipped the quill into the ink pot to my left and started to make corrections to document before me while my aunt took the time to look me over.

“Are thou sure that thou are alright, niece of mine? The two of us have finished many of these—“

“I’m alright, auntie,” I interrupted, not looking up from the paper. “If we keep going then we can get these done before Ares gets back from work. All of this,” I motioned to the stacks of papers on my desk, “has been here way too long because of everything that’s been happening around here.”

A small frown worked its way to my face as I continued to write. “And if auntie Celestia is coming up here soon then I’m sure that there’s going to be a heck of a lot more that’s going to pull me away from my job, so I want to get as much of this written up and sent as I can before then.”

I could feel Luna’s eyes on the back of my head as her wing pulled me closer against her. “Thou know that We are only doing this because we do not want the darkness that twisted us to turn thee into a monster,” she said quietly.

I couldn’t help but flinch at the hurt in her tone, wrenching my gaze away from the document to look at her. “I didn’t mean it like that!” I cried. “I’m really grateful that you’re making sure that I won’t hurt anypony and you’re doing your best to help me but I really do need to get these done and—urgh!”

I groaned, slamming my head against my desk in frustration. “I’m sorry, aunt Luna… I just want to get all of this bucking work done…”

Luna chuckled, pulling her wing away from me. “We understand, Cadence,” she said, patting my back. “Now why don’t the two of us leave this paperwork for a while and go and get something to eat. We have been hard at work since before my sister’s sun rose and neither of us have left this room in many, many hours.”

… I was getting a little hungry, and I could use a bit of a break…

“Alright,” I said with a small smile and a nod, rising out of my chair and stretching my legs. “The two of us can go and get something to eat and then we’ll—“

WHOOSH!

Both Luna and I watched as a little scroll appeared in a flash of green flame above our heads and hit my desk. Quicker than thought Luna snatched up the scroll, broke the seal, and began reading.

“Who is it, Luna?” I asked after she set it down with a small frown on her face. Not that you had to be a genius to figure out who’d be able to teleport a scroll over long distances and in a castle where there was a ton of magical protection against things like that but I figured I’d still ask.

“It… appears that our sister did not take the news We sent her very well.” She looked up at me. “We don’t know how our sister did it but it appears that she has arrived and is making her way into the city even as we speak with a host of guards.”

I slowly blinked at the relayed news. “… Oh… Well that’s… something…”

~_~_~_~_~_~_

“Three bits.”

“Ten.”

“Four.”

“Eight.”

After his… interesting introduction of Ms. Pinkie Pie (a name that sounded familiar but he couldn’t pin down where the hell he had heard it from) Ares had showed the preppy pink pudgy pony around the shop, doing his best to explain what each and every flower was, what was “in season” right now, and what tasted best with what. There was another odd pony in the store, a blue Pegasus with the worst dye job that he had ever seen and a scowl that could peel paint from a battleship, but since she was just standing there muttering nonsense to herself, and Pinkie said that she was with her, he just left her alone and did his job. As long as she didn’t touch anything that she shouldn’t be touching and didn’t break or steal anything she was fine by him.

After Ms. Pie had picked out all of the flowers that she wanted (Ares had heard her say something along the lines of her sharing these with her friends or something) Ares had walked over to the counter, gotten behind it, and began the long and sometimes frustrating process of naming the price for the bouquet.

Though the store usually had set prices for everything Ms. Pie’s bouquet was so large (there must have been about a hundred flowers in the thing) and had so many different flowers that Ares (after asking his boss of course) decided to flex that silver tongue of his and see if he could get this odd little horse a fair asking price for all of these flowers. He figured that the two of them would haggle for a little bit, they’d come to an agreement, and she and her friend could go on their merry way and see the Empire’s sights or do whatever the heck they were doing here. That was fifteen minutes ago.

Ares found himself sighing as the pink mare looked up at him with that big creepy smile of hers. “Look, Ms. Pie—“

Pinkie giggled, her tail swishing back and forth. “Just call my Pinkie, silly! All of my friends do!”

“--… Look, Pinkie I’m not going to sell you all of these for three bits for a dozen. “The human crossed him arms and leaned over the too small table. “Eight bits a dozen is perfectly—“

“Four bits!”

I’m either talking to the greatest haggler in the whole fucking world or this little horse is taking the piss, Ares thought with a frown. He looked over at his boss to see if he could get any support from all but Tulip looked like she was having a hard time not laughing at his predicament.

Frowning deepening he looked back at the pink pest before him. “Seven bits.”

Pinkie’s smile didn’t waver. “Three!”

“Six.”

“Three!”

“Eight!”

“Fifteen!”

“Eight!”

“TWO!”

“SIX!”

“THREE!”

“SEVEN!”

“EIGHTY-THREE!”

The human flinched as if struck. “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING SO HIGH—“

Growling, Ares hopped over the counter and stood over a still smiling Pinkie. He was tired of this; he was tired and his shift had ended five minutes ago. He just wanted this mare to get her shit and LEAVE the store so he and Tulip could close down everything. Though he was considering just picking her up and tossing her out he was raised better than that. Before he tossed her out he needed her to buy something or all of this irritation and hair-pulling would be all for nothing. He was going to sell her all of these goddamned flowers! Then he could toss her out the door.

“I’LL FUCKING GO DOWN TO FIVE! FIVE! AND I’M NOT GONNA GO DOWN ANOTHER FUCKING BIT!” Pinkie tried to open her mouth but he snapped it shut what his hand. “AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT YOU CAN PUT ALL OF THESE BACK AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!”

The room was so tense that you could cut it with a knife. The blue Pegasus was rolling her eyes at her friend’s antics, Tulip was quietly giggling to herself as she swept the floor, Ares was nose-to-nose with a mare that he was about to turn into glue, and Pinkie was looking up at Ares with that impenetrable smile of hers. You could almost see the lightning as the two stared into each other’s eyes, both prodding for weaknesses to exploit.

Neither looked like they were going to back down; Ares wanted her to pay and Pinkie wanted… whatever the heck she wanted.

Finally, the blue Pegasus intervened. “Can you just give the Diamond Dog thing his bits, Pinkie?” she said in irritation. “The others are probably wondering where we are!”

Both Pinkie and Ares looked over at the grumpy Pegasus, Ares frowning and Pinkie looking a bit disappointed.

“Aw, come on Dashie! I was just about to talk him down to three bits a dozen!”

Ares crossed his arms. “The hell you were.”

Rolling her eyes Rainbow trotted over to the counter and whipped out a bag of bits. “How much is this gonna be?”

Ares looked down at the bouquet. “There’s like three dozen there so… twenty-four bits.”

Frowning, Rainbow nudged her friend with a wing. “If I pay for half of this will you let us get back to what we were supposed to be doing in the first place?”

With a quiet giggle Pinkie pulled out a bag of bits from her mane. “I don’t remember you being such a grumpy gills when I said something about getting some grub.”

“Yeah, well I didn’t think we were going to be in here messing around for an hour,” Rainbow countered, tossing her bits onto the counter and grabbing the bouquet of flowers. “Now come on, we have to go and find the others. I’m sure that they’ve got that hoo-mon that Twi told us about.”

Ares looked at the two odd mares for a long moment. “…Did you guys say that you’re looking for a human?” he asked.

Out of the corner of his eye he saw Tulip looking at him in concern. The two of them shared a look before the little mare started to slowly make her way over toward the corner of the store where she kept a shovel.

With another giggle, Pinkie threw her bits on the counter, neither her nor Rainbow noticing the sudden tension in the room.” Yeppers! We’re supposed to find somepony named “Ares” and take him to the castle with us.”

I knew that there was something funny about these two! Ares thought with a frown. Well they’re not fucking taking me without a fight!

“Pinkie!” Rainbow snapped, looking at her friend disapprovingly. “We aren’t supposed to tell anypony about that!”

Pinkie’s smile turned sheepish. “Oopsie,” she said, covering her mouth with a hoof. “I forgot that we’re on a super-secret spy mission!”

Ares reached under the counter and grabbed the bully club hidden there as both Pinkie and Rainbow looked over at him.

“You won’t say anything, will you Mister?” Pinkie looked thoughtful for a second before gasping.” OH! Maybe he can help tell us where the hoo-mon is!”

Hopping onto the counter Pinkie, pressed her muzzle up against Ares’s nose, a smile on her face. “Will you help us out mister?”

Complete disregard for his personal space aside, Ares found himself growling quietly. He didn’t know who these two ponies were or what the hell they wanted him for or why the hell they were going up to the castle, but he wasn’t going to deal with this nonsense any longer! He wasn’t going to have these two and their little “group” running around this city causing mayhem! He was going to make himself useful and put a stop to it before it began!

“Oh I’ll help you alright,” he growled. “I’ll fucking help you real good…”

~_~_~_~_~_~_~

After Luna had told me about what the hay was going on I knew that time was of the essence. I had to make sure that nopony would panic (especially my guards) when they saw about two hundred Solar guards ponies and my aunt running around armed to the teeth. Thankfully all it took was a few orders, suggestions, and misinformation to help make what was probably going to be an awkward and tense situation a heck of a lot easier. All the castle staff knew at the moment (which would then bleed down to the Empire’s citizens) was that my auntie Celestia was coming to the castle to visit and she had just so happened to bring a whole bunch of heavily armed ponies with her for… reasons.

Sure, not everypony was going to believe it, but it was the best that I could come up with on such short notice. And, as weak as it was, I was sure that it’d be more than enough to keep anypony from panicking. Hopefully.

With that done both Luna and I were waiting for Celestia at the entrance of the castle. Luna had told me that her sister was probably not in the best state of mind so if I just went ahead and made myself as nonthreatening as possible from the get-go then this all would go as smoothly and painlessly as possible.

“Do you think I should have sent somepony to Ares’s job to tell him what’s happening?” I asked Luna, who was staring down the street in bemusement. “He might get a little confused when he sees all of the Solar Guards running around the castle.”

“We will go down and explain it to him ourselves,” Luna said with a wave of the hoof. “I wager if you sent anypony else, young Ares might panic and rush to the castle to do something foolhardy.” Luna snorted. “Knowing him We are sure he’d try to hit somepony with a broom and scream obscenities at them until the guard were forced to restrain him.”

I couldn’t help but smile at the sudden mental image of Ares running to castle with a broom looking like he was about to beat somepony over the head with it. “Yeah… He would do something like that,” I mused with a giggle.

I was about to say more when Luna pointed a hoof forward. “Look! It appears that my sister is finally here.”

I had to strain my eyes (it was a pretty long street) but there my aunt was, all decked out in golden battle armor and surrounded by Twilight and her friends, all of whom were wearing their elements.

“It appears that my sister isn’t marching on the city in full force,” Luna said as I narrowed my eyes and leaned forward a bit. I swear that my aunt was carrying something in her magic but I just couldn’t make out what it was. “That is good, now we won’t have worried ponies on our hooves.”

“Yeah…” I muttered, still trying to figure out what the hay Celestia was carrying. “Luna? Can you see what your sister’s carrying next to he—“

POP!

“Cadence!”

There was a flash of magic and suddenly I was pulled against an armored chest. “Ergh!”

I couldn’t help but struggle as my auntie Celestia pulled me into a hug and did her very best to squeeze the life out of me. “Oh thank the maker that you’re safe!” My wings flapped and my hooves kicked as she lifted my bodily into the air and swung me back and forth. “Don’t you worry, sweet heart! You’re going to be okay! You’re going to be okay! I dropped everything I was doing when I hear that you--”

“Luna… erk….help!” I said, managing to pull my face free of my aunt’s chest. “She’s… killing…. meeee!”

Shaking her head as my aunt Celestia continued to talk whilst ignoring of death throws, Luna pulled me free with her magic. “Sister, we understand that thou are… concerned but please try to keep yourself composed.”

I took in a big gulp of air as Luna put me down next to a giggling Twilight and her friends.

“Yeah… yeah it’s the funniest thing in the whole world,” I muttered, looking at Twilight with a smile. “You wouldn’t be laughing if she did that to you.”

Twilight, still chuckling, walked over and gave me a nuzzle. “It’s nice to see you again, Cadence,” she said, looking me up and down with a bit of worry before looking over to Celestia, who looked to be whispering something into Luna’s ear.

Standing back to my full height I grimaced as my spine popped. Sweet Faust I think she bruised some rib—

“Cadence, Cadence! Over here!”

My head snapped around, looking for the voice. “Ares? Honey? Is that you?”

“Over here dammit! I’m on top of the orange horse with the hat!”

I turned to one of Twilight’s friends (Applejack if I remember her name correctly) and saw that she was carrying something on her back. It took a second or two but I realized that that thing on her back was my Ares, looking irritated and disheveled and rather put out, and all wrapped up in… wrapping paper?

“Ares? What the holy horse apples happened to you?” I asked impulsively, looking over Twilight’s other friends and realizing that two of them (Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash) looked as beat up and bruised as he did.

“I might have overreacted and caused a bit of a scene downtown,” Ares said with an irritated but defeated sounding growl. “A scene where I once again got my ass kicked by a bunch of tiny horses.”

Though he was all wrapped up in pink wrapping paper with puppies printed on it and with a yellow bow on his head I could tell that my human was doing his very best to look dignified.

“You know, Candy, I think I need to start taking self-defense classes or something. A six foot tall man should not get wrecked by three foot tall ponies on a regular basis. I’m getting sick of it and I’m tired of fighting like some little bitch.”

Still frowning, Ares looked down at himself before looking back up at me. Before I could open my mouth to say… something he started thrashing around violently “AND CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING WRAPPING PAPER?! I’M NOT A FUCKING GIFT GOD DAMMIT!”

Author's Notes:

Sorry in advance for any mistakes that I made. My other editor's in vacation and I've been as busy as all hell.