Warning: This Chapter contains horse X human relations of the graphical manner.

This Chapter can be skipped if you'd rather not read something like that, blah blah blah, scene go!

Though Ares wanted to go to the kitchen’s to get something to eat, ASAP, Cadence insisted that the two of them go to their room to get something first; what she wouldn’t say, but Ares still sucked it up and followed his marefriend.

The walk to their room was a quiet, yet comfortable one, Cadence stopping every once and a while to chat with a guard or a servant or two, Ares letting her do what she wanted while he let his mind wander to this and that.

I wonder if Candy wants to stay in or just go out and get something at one of the little restaurants around town, he pondered, humming a quiet tune to himself. I’ve been wanting to go to another one of them since--

“Ares?” Cadence turned to look at him, a sly smile on her face. “I’d watch those hands if I were you mister~”

Blinking, Ares looked down, wincing when he noticed that his hand had wandered from the middle of Cadence’s back dangerously close to her flank. “Oh shit,” he muttered, pulling his hand away with an embarrassed blush when he realized that he had almost been groping her in public, “I’m sorry, Candy.”

Cadence just giggled. “Oh don’t worry about it, Honey,” she said, bumping his hip with her rump. “Just make sure that you wait until we get to our room before you start playing with my tush.”

Giving said tush a teasing wiggle, the princess trotted away from the embarrassed human, looking over her shoulder and giving him a wink before disappearing around a corner.

I guess I deserved that, Ares thought, giving his head a little shake before following her. I really need to watch where the ol’ wigglers go from now on; I don’t want to make this weird for anybody… especially now that Shining’s here...

Before he took three steps, his stomach suddenly growled, so loudly that it almost seemed to echo off the hallways stone walls. Jumping in surprise, he looked down at his belly.

“Maybe I should have gotten a snack or something before I got back,” he muttered, frowning. “I’m hungry as shit…”

Now frowning slightly, Ares increased his pace to a jog, hoping to catch up to Cadence so he could see what she wanted to do about lunch.

He had expected her to be halfway down the hall when he turned the corner, but to his surprise, Cadence was just standing right there, in his jogging path, a smile on her face as she just looked at him and gave her rump another wiggle. Though he was a little confused with the alicorn’s continued, and almost aggressive (for her anyway; especially in a public place like this) teasing, Ares couldn’t help but give his girlfriend’s ass an appreciative look, taking a moment to run his eyes up and down that toned, round work of art.

Because of the momentary distraction, Ares didn’t notice that he hadn’t slowed down, and almost ran smack dab into his fillyfriend’s rear as a result.

“Shit,” he mumbled, eyes widening as he tried to stop himself before colliding into her. “Cadence, watch it!” Even though it was close, he managed to stop a few inches short from her.
The mare just giggled again, sticking her butt up in the air a little as she just stood there. “You better be careful, honey bunny,” she almost purred, giving him yet another teasing wiggle before starting to walk down the hallway.

He took another good, long look at the royal flank before giving his head a shake and walking after her.

What the fuck’s wrong with me today? He wondered. Do I need to have a little “private time” with myself or something? Stopping for a second, he looked down at his pants and noticed that he was sporting a halfie.

…Jesus Christ; I can’t just look at my girlfriend’s ass for a minute without popping one like some virgin? Fuck, I REALLY need to get laid… Cadence wasn’t helping matters either, swaying her hips with each step while he hummed a happy little tune to herself.

No matter how hard he tried, Ares couldn’t keep his eyes off his marefriend. For some reason, Cadence seemed… different to him; more alluring more beautiful, more desirable; hell, even her voice sounded different. Every moment she made was more graceful, more sexy, and it made him want to get down on his knees and praise her like the goddess she wa--

No! NO! Jesus, calm the fuck down man… he thought, breaking out into a jog so he could walk beside his marefriend. I just want to get something to eat and sit down for a few hours, and now I’m walking down this hallway with a rager?!

He closed his eyes, recalling, with a smile, each and every time Cadence yanked him into a kiss, along with every time she bite and licked and whispered sweet nothings—

Ares’ eyes snapped open when he heard a throaty giggle. “You better watch where you’re going, Honey,” Cadence said with a smile. “I don’t want you running into anything with your eyes shut like that~.”

Ares was about to open his mouth and say something, but only managed to lick his lips nervously as the two of them came within sight of their bedroom. Cadence, still humming to herself, trotted toward the door and threw it open before walking in.

Stopping at the door, Ares said, “So what do you want to do about lunch, Candy? Because I was thinking that the two of us could—“

“I’ll send a letter to the kitchens to bring us up something,” Cadence interrupted, disappearing into the room. “And we’ll see if you’ll settle for eating a pony instead…”

“What was that, Candy?” Noticing that he was just standing out in the hallway yelling into his bedroom like a moron, Ares quickly made his way inside the bedroom before closing the door.

I guess we’re eating in then, he thought, reaching down and pulling at his shoelaces, untangling them before throwing his shoes off.

“Now what do you want me to order from the kitchens, Ares?” Cadence said from somewhere in the room.

Ares opened his mouth but his stomach shut him up with an angry growl that made him slightly light-headed. Looking down at it, concern started to creep its way into the back of his mind. “Maybe there’s something wrong with me?” He mumbled. One second he was so hungry that he was ready to eat his own shoes, the next he was willing to rip off his pants and fuck his grilfriend out in the hallway, and he had absolutely no idea why he was acting like this.

“I don’t know but I think I need to eat a shit ton of food right now,” Ares half-mumbled, smiling when he saw Cadence at the table with a paper, ink, and a quill in hoof. “I swear to god it feels like I haven’t eaten for like two days…”

If he would have bothered to look up, he would have seen Cadence’s face scrunch up in confusion before quietly Ohhing. “Well… I’ve seen weirder side-effects to spells…at least he looks alright...”

Clearing her throat, she said, “Alright… how does three cheese sandwiches with bacon, some pasta, a bowl of rice, two fish, and a couple of oranges sound?”

Ares, still looking at his stomach, nodded absentmindedly while making his way toward his bed. “That sounds about right.” He flinched when his stomach growled again, almost bent over in pain that time. Coupled with his throbbing, angry erection, meant that he wasn’t having the best time at the moment.

Still, he tried to put on a brave face for Cadence and pretend that nothing was wrong and that he actually didn’t want to pick her up, slam her into their bed, and fuck her brains out until neither of them could walk.“…Actually, maybe you should double that?”

I just need to calm down, Ares thought. I just need to— Ares sighed explosively. I… think I just need to suck it up and ask my girlfriend if she wants to get laid… Yep, I’m sure that that’ll turn out fucking perfect…

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After making sure that I sent a letter to the kitchens, I hopped out of my chair and made my way toward Ares, stopping about a foot from the bed. It looked like the spell wasn’t causing any negative effects on him. That said, I was still just a little bit nervous that my lust spell was going to hurt him.

Even though a little bit of magic, or the little bit of magic that I had used in the spell, probably wasn’t going to have and negative or lingering effects, that teeny tiny chance that he could get hurt bothered, worried, and scared me, so much so that I was just about ready to bring him down to the Ward to get the doctor to check up on him.

“Um, Ares,” I muttered. “Are you alright there, Sweetie?”

I’ll just tell him what I did then take him to The Ward to get the spell removed, I decided. I should have asked him first about it before—

“I… think so?” Ares said, looking up at me with an odd mixture of confusion and lust. “I’m just really hungry all of the sudden; like painfully hungry.” He shifted around the bed uncomfortably, looking away from me with a red face. “Hungry and…”

“Horny?” I guessed, flinching in guilt when he almost jumped off the bed.

“It’s not anything that I can’t control--” I could instantly tell that that was an outright lie but I kept my mouth shut and let him continue, “-- but… yeah,” he looked back at me. “How did you know?”

Taking a deep breath, I took a step forward and placed my hoof onto his leg. “I have something to tell you, Ares,” I said, forcing myself to look into his eyes.

Please don’t hate me…

“You see, some couples, whenever they want to spice up their relationship or take that next step, will sometimes use a spell to get each other “in the mood”.”

Ares was about to open his mouth, but closed it a moment later, his eyes widening in realization, which made me feel even worse.

And now he knows what I did, I thought, trying really hard not to just burst into tears. He didn’t look mad now but I expected that to change any second now.

Still though, he deserved to hear me say it. “I thought that, since you might be a little nervous about cementing our relationship with… sex now that Shining’s here, and since I’ve been feeling a really in the… mood, it might help to use the spell on you.” I couldn’t help but let out a pitiful little sniffle, looking down at his feet. “It was wrong of me to—“

I stopped when I felt a hand squeezing my hoof. “Come on, Candy, don’t you go crying now,” Ares said, his other hand grabbing my chin and forcing me to look up at him smiling face.

“There’s no reason to get so worked up over you just wanting the two of us to finally bang each other.”

I was about to open my mouth to protest, but two hands hooked under my armpits and pulled me up and onto Ares’s lap and wrapped me in a hug.

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Ares looked down at his sniffling marefriend with what he hoped was a reassuring smile before wrapping her in a hug. You know, I knew that the two of us dating would be weird, but I didn’t think it was gonna be this hard, he thought, nuzzling his face into her neck.

Sure, he knew that it was going to be… different dating a talking space horse— a space horse he loved to bits but a space horse none the less— but he was starting to feel like he and Cadence were going about this the wrong way.

Even since he had told her that he loved her, and she said the same to him, it seemed like the two of them were dancing around each other, trying not to step on each other’s toes. They weren’t laughing or joking or having fun like they used to, the two of them there just being … lovey dovey; which wasn’t a bad thing, per say, but all lovey and no play was starting to make the two of them a little crazy.

We’re going to have to just sit down and talk to each other, Ares thought with a frown before his mouth twisted upwards. Huh, look at me; thinking like an adult and shit…

For months Ares had come to the conclusion that he did, in fact, love this wonderful pink horse. It took a little more time but he had also, after a bit of soul-searching, come to the conclusion that he did, in fact, want to have sex with this wonderful pink horse.

And, since he was in the position that he was in, the doors were closed and locked, all of the crazy guards ponies were off elsewhere, and Cadence’s little spell was starting to make him horny enough to start humping the furniture, Ares decided to throw caution to the wind and give Cadence what she wanted; damn Shining, or the fucking invisible deity that seemed hell-bent on making sure that he was never going to get any, whatever spell Cadence had cast on him, and his dick, had made the decision for him to give this sweet, wonderful mare the lovin’ she deserved.

Slowly starting to run his hands along Cadence’s back, Ares leaned in and gave Cadence a kiss on her long, slender neck, smiling when he heard Cadence gasp in surprise.

“Ares, what the hay are you—“

The muscles in Cadence’s back tensed as his hands trailed over them, Ares’s fingers delicately tracing and massaging the barely pronounced muscles of her upper back, those making way to the bigger and more developed flight muscles in her middle back. “Ares, s-stop and let me just talk t—“ Cadence tried to wiggle out of his grasp, but he held her firmly in place, pressing as much of her body against his as he could.

The pony princess was now held firmly in place, Ares took a moment to enjoy whatever Cadence’s spell was doing to him. Every sense was heightened; he could smell that delicate bubble gum and strawberry scent as he gently trailed kisses and bites up his mare’s neck, the feeling of her soft silky coat was almost mind-numbing; Ares could even hear Cadence’s heartbeat starting to quicken.

He didn’t know if whatever spell she had done to him was going to have negative consequences but, right now, he couldn’t find himself to care. There was only one thought on Are’s mind as he gently played with his Cadence: the need to feel her against his naked body, the need to feel his lips against hers, the need to be in her, to finally breed with his mare. From within the confines of his pants, Are’s cock twitched in anticipation.

Cadence, after a minute or two under his tender care, finally loosened up and stopped struggling, sinking into his lap with a barely held back groan. Her head slowly found itself on Ares neck, using it as a base to rest her head while she kissed and licked his collar bone and neck.

“Ares, we should really get you to doctor Stitch,” Cadence mumbled, sounding dazed while she started to kiss his jawline. “I… don’t want… that spell hurting you… and… and...”

Ares tensed as each kiss sent a bolt of pleasure down his spine, his fingers playing and groping harder and harder until he finally reached his filly friend’s ass. For a moment he stopped, hands just straying from the holy land, almost as if he was afraid or unsure whether to proceed.

Cadence, whose wings were starting to rise from their sides, wrapping around Ares’s back, wiggled her rump in anticipation. “It’s alright, honey,” she said breathlessly, grinding into his lap harder, the feeling almost making Ares scream in frustration, throw Cadence off him, and rip off his pants to let his cock swing free. “You can play with whatever you want~.”

Ares couldn’t help but groan as her wings reached under his shirt and tickled his back. “I sure plan to play with you~.”

Almost as if they had a mind of their own, the human’s hands grabbed Cadence’s hips and slowly, ever so slowly, slithered downward. Cadence’s rump, he found, felt as wonderful as it looked; mostly muscle with just enough fat to play around and squeeze. Perky and firm but with enough give to grab onto and squeeze and sink your fingers into.

Cadence, muttering incoherently and now beginning to twitch, pawed at his head almost desperately as he ran his hands down her rump; one hand idly tracing her cutiemarks with a finger while the other played with the dock of her tail, pulling, tugging and tickling at the bit of muscle and skin.

So enraptured was he that he didn’t notice that Cadence’s worried look had long been replaced with one of desperation, lust, and hunger. Her gentle and sweet kisses on his neck were becoming long and more aggressive, the alicorn’s long tongue tickling his neck, tasting him and the beads of sweat that were starting to form on it.

Cadence’s smell, the heat that she was giving off, the feeling of her tail swishing back and forth on his lap were intoxicating to the magicked human; the sound of her heart thumping in her very veins, the quiet gasp and moans, which were becoming louder, longer, and needier as time went on, was music to his ears.

At that moment she was all he could think about, the only thing that he cared about; she was his goddess, a divine, beautiful being that he wanted to spend the rest of his life just worshiping. His touches were prayers, his kisses were hallelujahs; his own pleasure meant nothing to him, so long as he could hear the chorus of moans and feel her twitch against him. Ares would have spent the rest of the day simply touching his mare, but Cadence had other ideas.

A growl and the sound of magic being used was the only warning Ares received before he was lifted up and tossed onto his back a few inches, a quiet poof breaking the monogamy of the pants and moans that had filled the room as he looked up at the ceiling with a dazed expression. He was about to sit back up, to see where his Cadence had went, when he suddenly felt a weight on his lower stomach, pinning him to the bed.

Cadence, a slightly crazed look in her eyes, looked unflinchingly at him as she panted like a dog, trying to force her lust-addled to form words. Her royal finery seemed to have vanished off her, allowing him to take just a second to appreciate just how worked up he had gotten his marefriend.

Her coat was disheveled and sweat drenched, her mane was messy and clung to her face and neck, her wings were still outstretched and twitching slightly, giving her a bit of a fearsome look. Even though he really wasn’t in the rightest of minds, he couldn’t help but mentally pat himself on the back. Hah, look who still has i—

“Pants… off… now.”

Ares almost had time to open his mouth before, with another borderline angry growl, Cadence spun around and started to paw at his pants. “Never mind… I’ll do it,” the princess muttered, trying to grab his belt with her mouth.

Ares tried to reach down to help her out, but his hands were swatted away with magic. “No, let me unwrap my present,” Cadence demanded, taking a step back and wiggling her hips. “Now be a dear and play with yours.”

Eyes drawn upward, Ares noticed that a very excited marehood was right over his head; a red, swollen, glistening marehood that looked like it was in dire need to be tasted.

Reaching up, he gently grabbed Cadence by her thighs, tenderly pulling her downward while he licked his lips and stared at his prize like he was afraid that it was going to up and disappear on him.

He started off slow, licking the juices that had dripped down into Cadence’s thighs, grinning stupidly when bubble gum tickled his taste buds. From between his legs, he heard Cadence moan needly, her legs becoming shaky from the stimulation.

“Don’t you bucking tease!” she growled, almost ripping the buckle off his belt with a particularly savage pull.

Ignoring her, Ares started planting kisses on either thigh, getting tantalizingly close to her marehood before drawing away, causing her to buck in frustration. Groaning, she looking over her shoulder to glare at him.

“I swear to Faust, Ares!” she growled, attempting to sit on the human’s face to get the satisfaction that she so craved. Ares simply held onto her hips, keeping her aloft, obviously not ready to stop his teasing.

This was the last straw for Cadence, who then started to wiggle furiously in his grasp. “If you don’t star—“

Leaning up, ever so slowly so he could just savor the moment, Ares turned his head and pressed his lips against Cadence’s, causing the mare to freeze while whatever she was about to say erupted into a moan.

“T-that’s a g-good h-human.” Trying to keep herself from slumping over, Cadence went back to pulling at his pants to get at what was pitching the tent that she had been staring at for the last ten minutes. “L-Let me j-just… get this o-off…”

Ares, though not for lack of trying, did not hear a word she said, instead solely focusing on the task in front of him.

Still kissing his goddesses perfect lips, he let go of her thighs, letting her full weight fall into his face before he stuck his tongue out and slowly trailed it up her slit. He was rewarded with another moan, along with more of his Cadence’s delicious nectar.

Sweet Jesus I could do this all day, he thought, licking his lips before attacking his mare’s marehood like some savage predator.

While the teasing had been fun while it lasted now was the time to enjoy the lust spell that had been placed upon him. He didn’t even bother being gentle, biting and licking and sucking her as hard and as fast as he could without hurting her. Cadence made her appreciation known by moaning again and pressing down on him harder, burying him in her heat. The world was starting to turn blurry the tighter Cadence’s legs squeezed against his head, but Ares soldiered on, trying everything he could think of to coax an orgasm out of her.

Cadence twitched and moaned with every touch; from the licking to the stroking to just the simple tugging of her tail, the alicorn moaned and groaned and shook, all the while cursing the damned belt that was stopping her from taking her human’s pants off.

Not wanting to just rip the whole thing off (the pants and belt had been expensive and gifts from Celestia and Luna) she had, and still was, just trying to use her mouth and hooves to take the thing off. “A-Ares… stop—OOH! Just hold still for a second so I—OH YES! Can you just—“
Coated in sweat, with a fire in her belly and close to finishing and horny as all hell, poor Mi Amore Cadenza finally snapped.

"I’MGETTINGTHISBUCKINGBELTOFF!!!"

With a roar, the alicorn’s horn sparked to life, casting the whole room in an eerie blue glow. Ares yelped from under her legs as his belt, his pants, shirt, and even his socks violently exploded off his body and disintegrated into nothingness. With another spell Cadence lifted herself bodily in the air, spun herself around, lifted and pulled Ares into a semi-seated position, before plopping herself right down in his lap

The two moaned when soaking wet marehood rubbed against throbbing, dripping cock, the sweaty and heaving couple stopping themselves for a second to look at each other.

Cadence leaned herself forward, kissing Ares on the lips. “I love you, Ares,” she murmured, lining herself up. The time for teasing and foreplay was over; Cadence’s needed him inside her, and to be honest, Ares needed to be inside her.

Ares brought up his hands and cupped her face, bring her back into another, deeper kiss. “I love you too, Mi Amore Cadenza,” he replied, hands going down to steady her hips.

The two looked down, watching intently as Cadence lowered herself. The two moaned when the tip prodded lips, these moaned almost grew to screams when Cadence lowered herself further, and further, and further, until finally hilting in what seemed to take too long but not long enough.

Don’tcumdon’tcumdon’tcumdon’tcum! Ares prayed, hands reaching and pulling a shaking and rasping Cadence against his heaving chest, his fingers digging roughly into her rear.

His goddess’s heat, the way her walls tugged and teased at his member made him dizzy and the far off yet extremely pleased look that his sweat, shaking, and gorgeous marefriend was giving him made not finishing early really really hard; in fact he was actually surprised that he hadn’t finished right there.

Cadence leaned her head on his shoulder while the two got used to each other, her sweat mingling with his as the two enjoyed finally sealing their communion.

Just breath and think about something else, justbreathandthinkaboutsometh—

Taking a deep breath, Cadence lifted herself off of his member until just the tip was inside, groaning, before roughly slamming back down.

Pleasure exploded through Ares, his back arching as he answered Cadence’s hungry moan with his own. Everything, his concerns about finishing, what was going on with him, even his name, was thrown right out of his head and replaced with pleasure, pleasure that he desperately needed to feel again.

Grabbing Cadence’s hips he lifted her up before slamming her right back down with lewd, meaty slap. Again and again and again he slammed her against him. Cadence answered him by grinding herself against his shaft, arching her back and moaning with each thrust.

Squeezing Cadence’s rump with one hand, Ares trailed a hand up her leg, ticking the alicorn’s mound, before coming upon her teats. Cadence gasped, staring wide-eyed at Ares as she started to pinch and tease the sensitive bits of flesh.

“N-Not too hard, baby,” she stuttered, slamming herself down on him and beginning to just lazily grind, almost too drunk on lust to even talk clearly. “Do it easy… e-easy… h-here, let me get
you…”

Ares watched her as her horn once again lit up, and he couldn’t help but flinch, expecting something else to get blown off his body. Instead, he felt an odd tingling in his balls, which caused him to shift around in discomfort. What the hell did she—

His toes curled, and he almost bucked Cadence off when he was hit with a earth shattering, mind numbing amount of bliss. It felt too good to think, it felt too good to hold anything back, it felt so good that Ares could hear the beating of his heart and the thumping in his ears as he continued to thrusts with wild abandonment. Whatever willpower that he had been building to keep himself from coming was absolutely and indefinitely destroyed.

Ares’s cock twitched and his balls tightened, ready to bring about his final release; a release that oddly, didn’t come. Whatever Cadence did to him only seemed to increase, pleasure building and building until it was making it hard to breath as he desperately thrust into Cadence, all the while whimpering in need.

Cadence leaned down, crashing her mouth against his. “I’m going to make you cum buckets,” she purred her stutter gone and replaced with a husky and hungry tone, staring into his eyes heatedly while biting his lip. “But you’re not cumming until I say so; you go that minster?”

Ares replied with another thrust, making Cadence groan and bite her lip, making sure to time her thrust with his, slamming herself backwards more and with greater force. She needed to hear the meaty slap of her colts pelvis hitting her backside, she needed to feel him tense and twitch inside her. Cadence, at the moment, wanted nothing more than to be breed by her human; no, she demanded it, so she was going to make damn sure that neither of them stopped or rested until she got what she wanted.

Ares jerked and spasmed, muscles burning in exhaustion as he thrust and thrust and thrust, moaning and groaning with Cadence, who kissed and licked his neck while whispering encouragements and sweet nothings into his ear. Somewhere in between their thrusting, the two found themselves changing positions, with Cadence on the bottom on her back and Ares on top.

“Harder, HARDER!” Cadence growled, meeting his wild thrust with her own. “Buck me, rut me! ! RUT ME!!!”

Eyes rolling into the back of her head, Cadence arched her back, screaming as her horn once again lit up and exploded with a spell. Ares managed a few more sloppy thrusts before the final burst of pleasure tore threw his body. The two locked eyes as hooves and hands reached out and they pulled each other close, the two shaking as stars exploded across their collective visions.

With a groan, Ares slumped forward, pressing his face against Cadence’s sweat, furry chest. The alicorn kissed the top of his head, wrapping her front hooves around his chest, humming to herself with a pleased smile while Ares tried to remember how to think.

Sweet Faust did I need that, Cadence thought, grinning when she realized that Ares’s softening member was still lodged inside her. Rolling Ares into his back with a little grunt, and taking the utmost care not to let him pull out, she started to once again grind herself in his lap, trying to get him hard. But… I could go again if my honey bunny’s up for it… In fact, I could go all day~.

Leaning, she gave his cheek a hungry lick before whispering, “So, Baby, you ready to go for another round?”

Ares answered her with a tired grumble, making her frown in irritation. Despite her best efforts, she didn’t feel him hardening inside her, and this wasn’t going to fly. Not. One. Bit.

Her horn glowing, Cadence nuzzled her lover’s cheek. “Don’t worry, Honey, I have just the spell to keep you going for hours and--”

Knock, knock!

“ARES, ARES, IT’S ME, TULIP! YOU NEED TO LET ME IN RIGHT NOW!”

Before Ares and Cadence could so much as look at each other, the door flew open with a screech, revealing a terrified Tulip, who bounded toward the two with some flowers in her mouth.

“PrincessyoureallyneedtoeattheseflowersbecuaseyourposionedbecauseArespickedthewrongflowers!”

Too shocked to even realize the compromising position that she was in, Cadence just stared at the mare slack-jawed.

“W-What?”

Running up and practically throwing the princess of Ares, Tulip shoved the flowers under her nose. “You need to eat these or you’re going to go crazy with lust and—“

“THERE SHE IS! PROTECT THE PRINCESS AND HER CONSORT, LADS! GET HER!!!”

Ares calmly watched as several of the guard charged into the room and tackled his boss off his and Cadence’s bed with a series of angry growls before looking at Cadence, who was now trying to hide herself from her guards with their blanket, curling herself against her side in horror.

There was another crash, and a high pitched shriek, the sounds of plates breaking and a mare chewing somepony out right outside the broken door.

“Oh my goodness, my lady, is everything--” Pushing past a few of the guard, a maid pony barged in, covered on food and looking as mad as all hell, but all of the anger drained from her face as soon as she surveyed the scene.

Bowing deeply to hide the blush on her face, the maid managed to squeak out,” F-Forgive me, my lady! I-I didn’t, I mean, I-I didn’t realize you and the human…”

As the mare weakly tried to explain herself, starting at the two of them wide-eyed, Ares sighed, putting his head in his hands. Of course this had to fucking happen... he thought, irritated but resigned to his fate

As of now there was no way in hell that the fact that the two of them had finally consummated their relationship wasn’t going to be public; no matter how tight-lipped the guards were someone was bound to say something. By the end of the day everypony in the empire, and maybe Equestria, would probably know that he had fucked the ruler of a country; Shining, the other princesses, even pony hobos.

“…You know what?” he said, slinging an arm around his mare, who looked like she was about ready to hide under the bed, her whole body red in embarrassment, before leaning against his bed. “Fuck it; I had sex.”

Author's Notes:

Yeah, after like 500,000 words there's sex! I don't think it's the best sex scene in the whole world, but I worked really hard on it, so that much mean something!

Right?...