Spike had been sitting for many hours in the same place alone, he wanted to get up but he had ate 6 1lb ice cream buckets..Twilight had been partying all night and past out on the couch .Spike still couldn't believe that Twilight went partying with fluttershy all night.Twi had came in drunk with fluttershy makin out fluttershy had passed out in the bathroom. Both had got home from helping Cadence,it was 9pm (late for ponies)they were both very tried, the phone had rang twilight answred it and started crying,something about shining armor and Discord going missing....

Suddenly the phone rang! Spike jumped off his chair running to the phone before it woke up twilight and fluttershy

"Hello, golden oaks library, spike speaking."

"Shut up Spi*burp*ke, I have enough of your cowshit, "it was discord

"Shining wants to say*burp* that he still *burp* loves his sis...t.e.r"

Spike was really confused

Author's Notes:

Hhahaha not really important for the plot buttttt....I just. Had to get twilight and flutters drunk

IM NOT SHIPPING FS and TS I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT SHIPPING!!