I stepped into the meeting room and saw two figures standing there. They apperently were humans.

The door closed behind me, leaving the four of us in this room. The area where the two figures were standing was dark. The two figures stepped forward and I recongized one of them. The figure of the left was Vice Admiral Issac Bondy. The figure on the right, I couldn't identify.

" So" I said " We got a borg situation on our hands or hooves right now". " I assumed so" Issac said. I walked over to a seat on the left end of a table and sat down. " Computer," I said " One cup of coffee.". A cup of coffee materalized right before my eyes, and which of course, the cup was right in front of me. The others took seats and They waited for me to say the first words of this meeting.

" Who are you?" I asked the other figure. " My name is kent." The figure replied. Seems legit I thought. I picked up my cup of coffee and took a sip. " Anyway," I said " We can skip the introductions, I just want to get this over with."

" May I ask one question?" Kent asked. " What is it?" I replied."' What happened to your eye and hoof?" Kent asked. My eye twitched a small amount and I sighed. " It's a long story," I told kent " Dark will tell you later."

I brought my coffee up to take a sip, but then the coffee spilled in my face, due to a rumble that shook the ship. " IT BURNS!" I screamed. I fell out of my chair and onto the floor, where I lay, swearing and holding my face. Kent let out a small chuckle, but then got interrupted due to Issac slapping him.

Dark on the other Hoof, somehow managed to have a bucket of cold water on hoof ( I don't know where he got it from) poured it on my face. I stopped my swearing and the holding of my face and instead got up and went over to a panel in the wall. I pressed a button on the panel and said " What was that rumble?" Rarity's voice responded throught the panel which said " I don't know sir, But there was an unauthorized usage of the transporter. I think you should go check it out."

" I'll go check it out" replied. I released the button on the panel and trotted over to the door. It wouldn't open, which was strange. I sighed and tried to pry it open. The door wouldn't budge, so I backed away from it and groaned.

There was a panel on another wall, right next to the door. I slammed my hoof on it, and it brought up video feed of what was going on outside the door. I saw several security officers firing their phasers at something out of the camera's vision. I turned the camera and saw klingon warriors marching down the hall firing their disruptors, killing man security officers. I backed away from the panel and galloped to a window. I saw two klingon negh' var warships just outside the window.

I backed away from the window and turned to Dark, Kent and Issac. " We're screwed" I announced. Issac Facepalmed and Kent and Dark both slammed their hands/ hooves down on the table, cracking some glass.

" Hello" I heard a voice come from behind me. I turned to the camera panel and saw a klingon standing there. He had and eyeptch over his left eye, and a scar across his right cheek. His hair was combed back, as if he were going to a fancy dinner. " Who in the name of celestia are you?" I asked, disgust in my voice. " My name is b'ka." The klingon replied.

" As you can see, I have you trapped," B'ka said " and that's not all i'm doing. I'm also draining the life support from that room, giving you 10 minutes. Say your goodbyes, because your gonners." He then shot the camera with his disruptor, making the camera go offline.

" What're they trying to do?" Kent asked Issac. " They're trying to make Lightning angry, while at the same time trying to kill him and us" Issac replied.

I turned around and face them all. " The klingons have made their second mistake because I'm not going to let this happen," I said " I'm sorry we're all dead in this room, but whatever happens, the klingon's are going to be sorrie."r ( I'm tired, please excuse my spelling) " But we're trapped, and about to die" Dark said. " Ya," I replied " and you know what speaking of traps, this trap has a great big mistake in it, A great big whopping mistake."

"What mistake?" Dark asked. I ignored Dark's question and turned to Issac. " You trust me?" I asked Issac. " Ya" Issac replied. I asked that same question to Kent and Drak and they said yes." Then give me your phaser" I said to Issac. He handed me his phaser. " I'm about to do something increibly stupid and dangerous," I said " But when I do, grap something that's implanted in the floor on my signal." " What signal?" Kent asked? " You won't miss it." I replied.

" Sorry," Dark said " Can I ask again? What's the mistake?" " A big, big mistake," I announced " Really huge. Didn't anyone ever tell you there's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart, If you value your continued existance, if you have any plans on seeing tommorrow, there's one thing you never, ever, ever put in a trap."

" And what would that be?" Dark asked. Everyone looked at me, with sweat on their eyebrows. " Me" I said plainly. I shot the phaser at a window and the glass broke, sucking air into space, which, if you were standing in the back of the room, you would've been sucked out to space. I grabbed onto and edge of the table and hung on for dear life. Dark, who was right next to me lost his grip and started to get sucked out to space. I realeased my left hoof from the table and grabbed Dark by his mane. " Unlocking door. The computer said. The suction that was pulling on us stoppped and we fell to the floor, breathing heavily.

I threw my right hoof onto the table and dragged myself to my hooves. I let go of Dark, who was scared shitless, just like everyone else except for me. I helped Dark up to his hooves. I trotted over to a clothes replicator and input a request. As fast as lightning, a new outfir was there. It was a white collered shirt with a bowtie and a brown vest. I threw those clothes on while everyone was recovering. Dark was the first to notice my new clothes.

" Why're you getting clothes?" Dark asked. " Since it might be the end of the space time continuum as we know it, I want to look good." I replied. Dark facehoofed and started to head out of the door to the hallway. I left the room after him and Kent and Issac followed. I looked to right, which was towards the bridge. There were dead ponies and humans eveywhere. I lowered my head and whispered " I'm going to wipe every single klingon from the existance of time after this."

Dark must've heard me because he looked at me funny. I stared at him with my cold, purple eyes. He must've got the idea to look forward and not bother me. We passed many, many doors and broken walls until we came to the turbolift to the bridge. We all got in and I slammed a button to take us to the bridge. Some stupid elevator music started playing, which made my mood even worse.

Our turbolift stopped and I stepped out first. Sitting in the captains chair was B'ka. " THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. I politely shouted. B'ka turned the chair around and gasped. " How... How are you still alive?" He asked me. " That's not important right now," I said " Good ponies don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

" Why are you wearing a bowtie?" B'ka asked me. " Bowties are cool," I said " And you haven't been the first to attack this ship." At that moment, a hologram appeared right in front of me, showing all the things that tried to attack this ship. " You haven't been the first to try to take this ship," I said " Oh there have been so many, so many, but what you've got to ask yourself is, what happened to them." I stepped thorugh the hologram, making it shut off. " Hello," I said " I'm the doctor."
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B'ka stumbled back and started saying 'no' over and over again. " Basically," I said, pausing for maximum affect " Run."

B'ka beamed back over to his ship and so did his officers. I walked over to a window to look out of and All I saw was them warping out. I turned around and yelled " WHO'S THE PONY?". I got no response from them. " I'm never gonna say that again" I muttered. I saw all of the bridge officer huddled in a corner Whispering among themselves.

" What do you mean by 'The Doctor'? Dark asked. " I'll show you" I told him. I stumbled over to an analyzer which scanned me. " You are not of this universe" It said. I turned around and saw their faces. Dark's jaw dropped to the floor and Kent had passed out onto the floor while Issac remained calm.
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" So..." Dark said " You're not a pony? WHAT ARE YOU!?" I slumped onto the floor and said " I knew this would happen"

"SERIOUSLY!" Dark yelled " WHAT IN EQUESTRIA ARE YOU?!" " A time lord" I replied, with sadness in my voice. " A time lord?" Dark asked. "Yes Dark," I said " I am infact a Time Lord" I then heard a familiar noise. My head shot up and I saw the TARDIS ( It looks like a 20th-21st century police box) Appearing in the center of the room. Dark stared at in shock and awe. The TARDIS fully appeared and out stepped the Doctor.

" Uncle!" I yelled. I shot up to my hooves like a rocket and started running towards him. Dark the noticed something about my right cutie mark. He squinted his eyes and gasped. It was an hour glass just like the Doctor's cutie mark. I had hugged my uncle and looked at him.

" Well...." I started " It's been a long time since I've seen you." " It's been a really long time hasn't it?" the Doctor replied. I stopped hugging the Doctor and then turned around. Dark was standing there with a look of sadness on his face. " You have to go?" He asked me. " Buck no" I replied. His sad gaze turned into a joyfull one. " Wanna come see the inside of the TARDIS?" I asked him. All Dark could do was nod and come flying towards us.

AUTHORS NOTE: DOCTOR WHO AND STAR TREK? I DO IT LIKE A BOSS. I'M ALSO REALLY TIRED FROM WRITING THIS CHAPTER. ALSO CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR TWO NEW OC'S. BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF DOCTOR WHO LATELY AND I THOUGHT I NEEDED TO COLLIDE THE TWO UNIVERSE'S.