Now the Wheat Made's tale isn't quite as nice


As the story we knew of Oatmeal and Rice (And I said oatmeal? Are you crazy? Crazy? Crazy?), but Wheat Made's tasty once you get to try it

With the help of the power of a combustible lemon, Let's delve deeper into Wheat Made philosophy


Far beyond that of Will Wheaton's Chronology


It's easy to misjudge that grotesque viscosity

With it's alluring odeur and physical stability, But with all great things comes a great responsibility


That of Will Wheaton's being Wheat Made's Impressibility
, How, you ask, are they up to the task


To which the answer is in a simple facility
, In the Wheat Made Factory, where your whole grain horrors come true


In the Wheat Made, where not a single soul gets through