Dear Pegasus Shining Armor Flash Sentry

You are a smelly piece of uninteresting garbage. I've seen roadkill more promising than yourself, you indeterminate dry heave. You don't really do anything, don't have any memorable or unique traits, and somehow a gaggle of ponies still find you fascinating for no reason other than existing. If I ever go chaotic again, my first act will be to actually give you some personality, you wet fart.

Yours sincerely, Discord