You’re bored. You’re so fucking bored. You’re being lectured by Twilight Fucking Sparkle about Quantum Mechanics and Relativity. She’s writing all of these weird ass equations on her fucking little whiteboard, shaking that little whore ass of hers as she does it. That tight skirt and those sexy black tights… you feel like beating your dick right now, and no mother fucker else gonna stop you! But you don’t, if only for the fact that you’re sat next to a girl you kind of like.