When the scandalous pony known as Applejack is shamelessly masturbating in the privacy of her own room, who will be there to correct such a crime? Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have dedicated their lives, or at least this morning, to catching delinquent cloppers. A problem occurs when it is revealed that Pinkie doesn’t know what clopping is. Can Rainbow Dash teach Pinkie Pie how to clop herself silly while fulfilling the asinine request of using pee as lube?