Carson Kingsley likes to read books, sip pina coladas, and watch the Puppy Bowl instead of the Super Bowl.
Carson Kingsley dislikes being sent to alternate dimensions, being captured by military forces, and being asked an endless stream of redundant questions.
All Carson Kingsley wants are his books, his alcoholic beverages, and his puppies. A small purple unicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle denies him his books, booze, and puppies, instead insisting on torture by starvation, isolation, and asking redundant questions. He comes to learn that he especially dislikes being starved, abandoned, and questioned mercilessly. And when Carson Kingsley finds something he doesn't like...
There will be a reckoning in coconut and puppies.