Pinkie Pie opened the oak door to Twilight Sparkles house; it was a beautiful day outside. The small town of Ponyville was in the midst of a gorgeous spring of almost perfect weather. Pinkie Pie was her normal self, bursting with joy…but today she was even happier. Pinkie Pie had gotten a note from her friend (In an unusually sloppy handwriting, but definitely from Twilight nonetheless)

Pinkie Pie come to my house right now! Princess Celestia left you a message and she taught me and an amazing new spell! You have to come QUICK! Princess Celestia said so!

-Twilight Sparkle

What could it be? Pinkie Pie almost exploded into an excited frenzy when she saw Twilight Sparkle appear from the next room.

“Hey Twilight Sparkle! What is it that the princess wanted? What is it about?” Pinkie Pie asked in her rushed manner. Her Pinkie Pie senses were definitely tingling! SOMETHING AWESOME WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!

“Here Pinkie Pie, this is a royal order from Princess Celestia!” Twilight said, levitating a scroll over to her jittery pink friend “She was just hear to teach me this amazing spell!”

Pinkie Pie grabbed the scroll and began to read out loud

Dear Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie giggled “That’s me!”

I understand that you are one of my apprentices best friends, and you are the element of laughter after all. What I am about to reveal to you is no laughing matter though. I have learned of a spell so powerful us equestrians can interact with other life forms! Knowing your cunning skills and your pinkie pie senses, I want you to be the first pony in. You will  be rewarded handsomely of course for every time you go through the barrier between Equestria and the rest of the universe. Don’t forget lots of pictures for memories!

Your majesty, Princess Celestia”

“Wow a new universe thingy!” Pinkie Pie squealed in awe “Can we go there now? Can we Twilight can we?”

“Princess Celestia did teach me how to do the spell, but Pinkie Pie couldn’t it be dangerous?” Twilight questioned cautiously.

“Relax Twilight, my Pinkie senses will kick in!” Pinkie Pie said with  a proud smile.

Twilight looked a little tense, but agreed with her friend, she went into the other room and began to read over a spell written on a page in a book.

“Okay ready Pinkie Pie?” Twilight Sparkle asked, preparing the spell at the very moment.

“Okidokiloki!” Pinkie Pie said. Twilight concentrated all of her power into her horn and a aura of purple light shot out from it, enveloping Pinkie Pie in a intense light. Pinkie Pie looked down at her 4 bright pink hooves and the oak floor beneath it. When the light faded off the floor wasn’t oak anymore.

Pinkie Pie looked up,

“Holy moly” Pinkie Pie muttered, she was in whole different world! Instead of ponies there were different creatures though. They stood on 2 legs instead of 4 and had clothes on! Pinkie Pie also noticed that they all seemed to be Earth ponies…or Earth things!

“Holy Jesus of Bethlehem!” One of them shouted at Pinkie Pie “It is a pink horse!”

All of the creatures then began to crowd around Pinkie Pie, all looking with the same stunned facial expression.

“What is it!?” One asked, beginning to pray

“It is a sign from god!” One said, he was wearing a white robe and over that a light crimson cloth that wrapped around his shoulders “He has faith in humanity!”

“Humanity?” Pinkie Pie asked “I’m Pinkie Pie!”

All of the “humans” recoiled in horror, or perhaps it was shock.

“IT SPEAKS ENGLISH! IT IS A SIGN FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT!” the white robed man screamed

All of the other humans then began to bow down at Pinkie Pie’s hooves, as if she was a goddess.

Pinkie Pie stifled a giggle, she wanted to laugh her hooves off, but she didn’t want to disgrace the Equestrian race either!

Once the first wave of shocked people came by Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie as left alone and now almost blending in; but she still didn’t know where she was!

“Hey where am I mister?” Pinkie Pie asked a stranger. He was wearing a gilded chest plate (Similar to those worn by the Royal Guards) and had a similar helmet on top, jetting out was an obtrusive red plum.

“What does it matter to you cavallo? The guard asked, pinkie Pie then noticed three other similar garbed guards next to the first. All of them were leaning up against a wall and seemed to be in the middle of a casual conversation.

“Silly you I’m not a cavallo I’m a Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie Pie said, she couldn’t resist the temptation though anymore. She had to show these people how to do a musical!

“My name is Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie Pie began, trying out her new “Smile” song on the grumpy guards.

“What is the matter with this cavallo? Shouldn’t you be brown or something” A second guard questioned, he was wearing a beret instead of a helmet and his breast plate wasn’t gilded, he got up from his position against the wall and approached Pinkie Pie, stopping right next to the first guard.

“Sorry mister, but Gryphons are brown” Pinkie Pie said

“Ooooo looks like we got a cavallo parlante?” The first one said, he gave Pinkie Pie an intimidating shove. It wasn’t a real shove, but more or less a threat.

“What are these hoopy doopy words?” Pinkie Pie asked. She wasn’t a little foal anymore, but she had never heard of words like parlante or cavallo!

“OOOOOOOOOOOOO now our language is stupid you little rosa bambino!” The second guard said, he twisted his hips a little to show Pinkie Pie a scabbard, inside was a sword.

“But why are you talking in two different languages?’ Pinkie Pie asked she was beginning to sweat profusely; she didn’t want to go back to princess Celestia and have to tell her she failed! Even worse, she didn’t want to get hurt!

“BECAUSE WE CAN YOU RAPA!” The first guard pulled out his sword, it was a medium sized sword with a blue hilt, its steel was reflecting the sun, for a little bit. Pinkie Pie noticed a moving shadow appeared right on top of the sword and its user. The next thing Pinkie Pie knew a white cloaked man had landed on top of the guard and had stabbed him in the neck.

The other three guards were baffled but not frightened. The second guard pulled out his sword and lunged at the mysterious stranger. The white cloaked man ,however, was smart and dodged the attack, he brought his knife (Only perhaps 6 inches long and concealed at his wrist) right to heads length with the guard and swished the air. The guard dropped to the ground life less.

The other two guards expressions changed from black to white. Instead of the meancing and brutal looking guards from before, the two survivors turned blanched white and ran for help, screaming and constantly looking back.

“I am sorry you had to see that” The man said, he put his hand out to formally meet Pinkie Pie. Like all humans, he was about the same size as Pinkie Pie, just a bit taller. He had a white robe on and ornate steel armor and greaves.

“My name is Ezio Auditore de Firenze” The man said “I am the great assassin of Rome!”

“Hi! I’m Pinkie Pie de Ponyville, the great baker of Mr. Cake’s cake shop!” Pinkie Pie said, shaking Ezio’s hand.

“Okay…” Ezio said “I have some important business to attend to, it might not be safe to stay with me”

“Please can I can I? Pinkie Pie begged “I really really really REALLY want to see what humans do!”

Ezio looked like he was about to turn down pinkie Pie’s offer, but after Pinkie Pie lashed out the puppy dog face Ezio finally agreed

“Fine, but please be careful this could be dangerous” Ezio said.

“Okidokiloki I’ll be the best assassin but you have ever seen!” Pinkie Pie said “Can I get a white robe too? Please please PLEASE!”

“Sorry Pinkie Pie” Ezio said “My only spare is in the cleaners, perhaps some other time”

Pinkie Pie followed her “Assassin buddy” for several blocks, whenever Ezio had to walk on the sidewalks (he walked center stage in the middle of the road) many people would run in doors or into dark back alleys.

They finally made it to a gate; standing in front of Pinkie Pie was an assortment of other people, all of whom seemed to be friendly with Ezio.

“Are we ready to kill these Templar bastardi or what Ezio?” One aske,d he was a brawny looking fellow, wearing a pinstriped blue shirt and on his side was a massive sword, almost larger than Pinkie Pie!

“Anytime you are ready Bartolomeo” Ezio said, patting Bartolomeo on the shoulder. That was when the group’s attention switched form the “amazingly awesome bad ass assassin’ to the “Adorable pink fluffy pony”

“Umm brother” One asked “What is that?”

“This is Pinkie Pie” Ezio said, pointing to the smiling little pony.

“Hi I’m Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie Pie said, waving to the group of people. “I like to bake, cook, eat stuff, baby sit, fish, laugh, sing, I also-“

“That is enough Pinkie Pie” Ezio said “We have a job to do today, FOR ZE BROTHERHOOD!”

The “brotherhood” cheered and walked towards the massive gate facing them. In front of it was a handful of guards, but instead of the other guards these seemed far more elite. Their swords were thicker and stronger looking; they wore massive armor that cloaked them from head to toe. On their chest plates was a small icon of a red lion.

“If we prevail today, which we will” Pinkie Pie was listening to a speech from what seemed to be their leader. He was wearing a cape and no helmet, showing smooth and silky black hair.

“I shall give each one of you TWO girl scout cookies, of your choice of course.”  He said “TWO I SAY! WE CAN NOT LOSE!”

Ezio stepped forwards, instantly the two sides met face to face, there was a solemn silence in the air.

“It is a shame you lie to your men about girl scout cookies Cesare when we all know who carries the apple!” Ezio revealed a small golden sphere from his left palm. It was giving off a faint glow…

“I doubt it Ezio! My army is coming nearer and nearer to this very gate every minute!” The leader said “The Borgia will prevail today!”

“Nevah!” Bartolomeo shouted, raising his massive sword above his head.

“Hang on both of you!” Pinkie Pie said, she didn’t want to start any trouble but she had to speak out against this “Why are you all even fighting! Why can’t we all get along?”

The both sides got silent once again, which was surprising considering there was a massive crowd forming around them.

“I…never thought of that” Cesare said

“Yea… I mean like why are we even fighting?” Ezio said, dropping the apple to his side.

“Yea…” Cesare said, awkwardly kicking the ground with his boot. For a moment, for a moment only, there was complete silent.

“But your Girl Scout cookies are still gay” Ezio muttered under his breath

“FOTTITI STRONZO!” Cesare screamed, unsheathing his sword and running like a mad man towards Ezio. His guards followed after him.

“Pinkie Pie takes this!” Bartolomeo shouted, he tossed a small dagger into the air. Pinkie Pie managed to catch it without cutting herself.

The four assassins blitzed the guards and quickly annihilated them, not a single one of the assassins getting hit. Ezio himself used the magic apple to his advantage, sending shock wave after shock wave to impair his enemies, after every hit they just fell down as if nothing had happened…except they were dead.

Pinkie Pie didn’t really know how to comprehend the situation, so she did the most logical thing. Make it into a song!

Yeaa so I’m in a different world!

Yeaa and for some reason everyone is dieeeeeing

Yea!

Hopefully Ezio will win!

Yea!

AND MAYBE WE CAN GO GET SOME ICE CREAM!

Pinkie Pie couldn’t help but sing now, sing so loud that Cesare for a crucial split second was distracted, Ezio took the moment to knee Cesare square in the groin.

Pinkie Pie didn’t want to hurt anymore, so she just stood back and watched, she eventually found a popcorn vender and sat down to watch the mayhem.

After a brief moment of sword slashing, apple explosions and Cesare screaming “GUARDS KILL THOSE N00BS!” there were no Borgians, only assassins.

“Drop your arms Cesare” Ezio said “You have been defeated!”

Cesare gave out a sinister smile “Am I really? Look behind me Ezio! Micheletto and my men gather behind me and we shall take back my city once and for all!”

“Not really Cesare” Micheletto said, stepping forward with two guards. He pulled out a scroll and cleared his voice

“Under Pope Alexander the VI you are under arrest for Treason, murder, incest and being a douche”

The two guards each grabbed Cesare by a shoulder and dragged him away.

“NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS! CHAINS WILL NOT HOLD ME! I WILL NOT DIE BY A MANS HAND!”

Cesare was dragged off by his own men.

“Vittoria per l'assassino! The four shouted, waving their bloody swords and happiness about.

“We have won the day brothers!” Ezio said, he got down on one knee and loked deep into pinkie Pie’s eyes “But we have Pinkie Pie to thank for it, your song inspired us to win today”

Pinkie Pie was surprised “Really you liked it!?”

“It saved the day” Ezio said “And as a token of gratitude we know you can’t stay in our world… but we want to honor you as a hero of the brotherhood. We want you to be a full-fledged assassin!”

“Really?” Pinkie Pie asked, nearly squeeing in delight “You truly mean it!?”

“I mean it” Ezio said with a smile “In fact we might of found our Brotherhood's theme song. We shall now do the assassins ritual”

“What is that?” Pinkie Pie asked excitedly “Leap of faith? Victory party? PARADE!? MUSICAL!??”

“Nope!” Bartolomeo “We shall now have a nice Italian family dinner. I shall cook the pasta, Ezio will make the garlic bread, La Volpe will supply the wine, and Claudia  shall make the sauce, you can help if you want Pinkie Pie”

“Can I make…cupcakes?” Pinkie Pie asked

“…What is a cup-cake?” Bartolomeo asked with a quizzical expression

“I’ll show you!” Pinkie Pie said

***

Dear Princess Celestia

I had a great day today, I learned all about other creatures in the universe! Today I went to Italy in the 1600s! I met this cool guy named Ezio! We killed bad guys together and then went home and he taught me how to make an old fashion Italian dinner! I taught them how to make cupcakes of course, it was amazing really. They showed me all their amazing human contraptions but they had never invented a cupcake! I can’t wait to go back into their world again!

Also…I kind of didn’t learn anything…except don’t pick white wine for Ditalini with Alfredo sauce! Everyone gets really pissed for some reason!

Signed, Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie looked up from her writing, Twilight Sparkle levitated the paper up and handed it to Spike. He then sent it on its way to Princess Celestia.

“So are you serious pinkie Pie? You saw another type of life?” Twilight asked, she was completely awe struck at the entire thing.

“Yup!” Pinkie Pie said “And we killed baddies, and we had dinner, and I taught them how to make cupcakes! It was so cool!”

“That’s good to hear Pinkie” Twilight said, she gave a shy little yawn and got up from her bean chair “I am going to go to bed now Pinkie Pie, good night”

“Wait uh Twilight?” Pinkie Pie asked “Can you sent me into their world one more time!?”

“Pinkie Pie, I’ll do it tomorrow!” Twilight said already leaving the room. Pinkie Pie saw herself out and headed back to her house, it was already 9 P.M. and what was a perfect spring day had turned into an almost frigid night, she couldn’t wait for the next day. She pulled out a small picture of the group at the dinner table, everyone was smiling and in the middle of eating. She placed the small picture on her night stand.

Hopefully i'll get more pictures she though

What adventure would she have then!? Would she see Ezio again!? Or see some other human!? What will happen!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!

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