Pinkie Pie hummed happily to herself as her friends all gathered around the table in Twilight’s kitchen. It had already been a memorable slumber party; They had ghost stories, and truth or dare, and s’mores, and all the other things Twilight’s book insisted on. That was fine and all, but it was about to get better.

“What did you want to show us, Pinkie?” Twilight asked as she took a seat next to her.

Pinkie giggled and pulled a covered tray out of her rucksack, which she placed on the table. “Tada!” she exclaimed as she lifted the cover.

“Uh… Muffins?” Applejack raised an eyebrow as she looked at them.

Pinkie giggled more as she shook her head. “Not just any muffins, silly filly! These are super duper, double looper, secrety secret muffins!” The greatest muffins ever baked, in fact.

“Not that I don’t always love your baking, darling,” Rarity spoke, “but what makes these particular muffins so… super, that we all had to drop what we were doing to look at them?”

“It’s a new recipe,” Pinkie said with a wink. “And you’re not just gonna look at them, you’re gonna eat them!”

Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Plot twist.”

Oh, there’ll be twisting plots, alright, Pinkie thought with a grin.

“They look very nice, Pinkie, thank you,” Fluttershy said quietly.

“But there’re only five muffins,” Twilight pointed out.

“I ran out of batter,” Pinkie explained with a shrug.

“Oh. Well, I can grab a knife and–”

“No no,” Pinkie shook her head. “These are for you. I’ve already had this recipe, but you girls haven’t, and I need your feedback!”

“Well, if ya insist, thanks a bundle, Pinkie,” Applejack said with a smile as she reached out and grabbed one.

The other four followed suit and Pinkie watched them bite into the muffins with nervous excitement. This was it. Her plan was coming together.

Hee hee, coming. It’s a pun!

“Wow, Pinkie, thish ish great! What’sh in it?”

“Applejack, do not talk while you chew. That is barbar–” Rarity stopped to dab her lips with a napkin and knitted her brow. “Barbar…”

“Barbar what, Rarity?” Pinkie asked.

Rarity coughed into her hand. “Pinkie… what was in these muffins? I feel… strange.”

Pinkie shrugged as her friends squirmed in their seats. “Nothin’ too weird. Just some milk, eggs, butter, blue berries… some poison joke I got Discord to infuse with raw chaos…”

“WHAT!?” Twilight screamed. “Pinkie, are you crazy?”

“Only a little, but no more than anybody else.”

“Why would you do that? Who knows what could happen to us after consuming a mix of Poison Joke and raw chaos!?”

“Oh, I know what’s gonna happen. It’s raw controlled chaos, it’s very specific.”

Rainbow Dash stood up and slammed her hands on the table. “Pinkie, what the–”

Pinkie fluttered her eyes innocently as Rainbow paused and looked down. Pinkie followed her eyes to her skirt, and her eyes lit up with glee as she saw a small bump rising. “It worked,” she cackled, “it worked!”

Rainbow’s hands shot down to cover the bump as her eyes grew wide. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO US!?”

“I gave you penises!”

The other five mares stared back at her in silence, their eyes wide and cheeks blood red.

“Don’t worry, they’re only temporary!” Pinkie laughed.

“You…” Twilight began. “You gave us penises?”

“Yep! It’s so we can play a game!”

“What kind of game are we supposed to be playin’?” Applejack asked.

“How can you be this calm?” Rainbow Dash growled at her. “This is insane!”

Applejack nodded. “It is insane. So insane, I’m kinda hopin’ I’ll wake up any minute now, so no sense gettin’ upset yet. Y’know, until I don’t wake up.”

“Here’s the deal,” Pinkie said. “Your penises are fully functional, magical appendages. They’ll pop off if you come, though. So, the game is this; Each of you has a penis, at this moment. Your goal is to keep your penis until morning. If we get to 8am and any of you still have one, you all win.”

“Pinkie, that doesn’t sound like much of a game,” Fluttershy squeaked.

“Right, because I didn’t tell you my part. My goal… is to take your penises.”

Twilight blinked. “So… what?”

Pinkie rolled her eyes. “You just have to make it to morning without coming, and if one of you does, you win. If none of you do, I win.”

“I don’t want to sound like I’m criticizin’ you, Pinkie, but it kinda sounds like you want to rape us,” Applejack said.

Pinkie scratched her chin for a moment. “Yeah, I guess you could say that.”

“Okay,” Applejack said as she stood up from the table, “I’m game.”

“AJ, this is not a dream!” Rainbow Dash shouted. “This is completely ridiculous!”

“What’s the matter, Dashie? You scared you won’t be able to resist these babies for one night?” Pinkie smirked, pressing her breasts together so that her cleavage nearly popped out of her tank top.

Rainbow huffed. “I’m not scared of anything, Pinkie, I just don’t wanna play this stupid game! In fact, I think I’ll just jerk off, right now, and this will be over!”

“It doesn’t work that way,” Pinkie said. “Somepony else has to make you come, or it’ll stay on.”

Rainbow covered her face in her hands for a moment before turning to Applejack. “AJ. Suck me off.”

“Excuse me?” Applejack snorted.

“Just do it, okay!?”

“It’s okay, Rainbow. I know you already wanna jump my bones so badly, there’s no way you’d make it through the whole–”

“Fine!” Rainbow shouted, pointing a finger at Pinkie. “I’ll play this stupid game, just to show you how wrong you are!” She then turned and stomped out of the kitchen area grumbling to herself. After a few moments Applejack followed her out of the kitchen.

Pinkie turned back to her remaining friends. “So, I think it’s fair if I give you all an hour to hide, or prepare, or whatever else it is you want to do, and then I start the prowl. Any questions?”

Twilight slowly raised her hand. “Why exactly are we doing this, again?”

“For fun, silly!”

“Well… I guess I’ll try anything once,” Twilight mumbled.

“Fifty nine miiiiiiinuuuuuutes,” Pinkie sang.

“Oh! R-right!” Twilight stammered as she got out of her chair and bolted out of the kitchen, Fluttershy close behind her.

Pinkie turned to Rarity, who had not moved a muscle since the conversation started. “Rarity? Uh… you okay?”

“YOU GAVE US WHAT!?"

“Stupid Pinkie and her stupid muffins,” Rainbow mumbled to herself as she sat on Spike’s bed and punched into the cushion. At least he was in Canterlot this weekend, so she was spared some embarrassment. Nopony had to know about this except her friends, and they were always good about keeping what went on at their parties a secret.

Rainbow sighed. It wasn’t like she and Pinkie had never done anything freaky together before, or the rest of her friends for that matter. There were rumors around town that the six of them had some sort of lesbian witch cult going with monthly orgies and ritual sacrifices. Those rumors were wrong, of course.

There were no sacrifices, and the orgies were more of a weekly ordeal.

Rainbow chuckled to herself. Those were good times. And while she wouldn’t admit it, she always did have a soft spot for Pinkie in those situations.

Not that she played favorites. She was happy to go down on any vagina that happened to be in front of her in the thick of things, but there was something about going down on Pinkie (or having Pinkie go down on her) that was extra fun.

Rainbow felt something stirring between her legs and realized this was probably not the best train of thought if she wasn’t trying to lose this game before it even started.

… This game was still stupid, though. And seriously, how could Pinkie think it was okay to just give her a penis? That had to cross some unwritten rule of friendship, didn’t it?

But… on the other hand, she had always wondered what it must have felt like to have a penis…

… Or to know how it felt to have an orgasm with one…

… It started stiffening again.

Rainbow looked around quickly, which was pointless, since she knew no one else was in the room with her. Still, there was always something to be said for being cautious. Satisfied that she was indeed alone, she slowly hiked up her skirt a bit and peeked down.

Staring up at her was a short, thick, blue appendage that definitely hadn’t been there that morning.

“Yep… That’s a penis, alright,” Rainbow mumbled to herself.

“I wonder…” Slowly, she lowered her hand down toward the shaft. Her stomach did flips as she drew closer to touching it, as if it still wasn’t real until she felt it in her grip. She could only prolong it for so long, though; It had to be done.

The moment she wrapped her fingers around it, she drew in a torrent of cold breath. It responded without her even thinking, stiffening further and straining against her fingers.  It lilted slightly to the left, but was definitely pointing up now; If she had to guess, this would be what guys meant when they said they were half chubbed.

Slowly she moved her hand, pulling the penis to either side gently. It responded by straightening further, sensitivity increasing with each tug. Rainbow panted. This was incredible; It felt so… so real. And so, so good.

Slowly she ran her grip up its length, and then back down. The gentle tugging of the skin brought a whole slew of new sensations, each one more tantalizing than the last.

… Perhaps this wasn’t so bad after all.

“What, yer not even gonna wait fer Pinks ta screw ya?” Applejack’s voice came from across the room.

“AJ!?” Rainbow shoot to her feet and pulled her skirt back down. “How long were you standing there?”

“Long enough,” Applejack smirked. “You were so enraptured with yer lil’ thing, ya didn’t even notice me open the door.”

Rainbow felt her cheeks burning. “I wasn’t enraptured! I was just… experimenting,” she defended weakly.

Applejack rolled her eyes. “Right, experimenting.”

“Come on, like you’re not curious,” Rainbow spat.

Applejack shook her head. “Yer pathetic, RD. I'll bet the moment the very moment ya see Pinkie yer already on yer knees beggin' her ta let ya sheathe yer sword."

"I will not! I'm gonna be the last mare standing!"

"I don’t care what ya do with yours, Rainbow. I was just lookin’ for a good place to hole up, but I see this room is taken.  I’ll be on my way, then.”

Rainbow scowled. “You’re awful full of yourself. Waddaya say we make this a little more interesting?”

Applejack stopped with her hand on the door before slowly turning back to look at her. “What’ve ya got in mind?”

“How about, after this is over, whoever caves gives the winner a blow job? We’ll get another muffin from Pinkie. I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to have your country mouth wrapped around–”

Applejack laughed. “A blow job? That’s the best you can come up with?”

Rainbow smirked and quirked an eyebrow. “What? Don’t tell me you’re afraid to suck a little dick?”

Applejack smiled. “Oh, no, not at all. That’s just a little mundane, ain’t it?”

Rainbow frowned. “Well, what did  you have in mind then?”

Applejack put her hands on her hips and leaned over to put her mouth right next to Rainbow’s ear. “How about, winner gets anal?”

Rainbow’s eyes shot open. “What!?”

Applejack leaned back and smirked. “Unless that’s too scary for you, of course.”

“N-no!” Rainbow protested. “Of course not! I-I’m not scared of anything!”

“So it’s a bet, then?” Applejack asked.

Rainbow narrowed her gaze. “Fine,” she said as she spat on her hand and held it out to Applejack, who did the same.

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