Dear diary,

Tonight was the night of a meteor shower that only happened every one hundred years. It was an exiting night for me and Spike, my number one slave assistant. I asked him to pack and get a book for me. He packed but said the book was missing, but he was still number one.

Spike and I went up a hill to meet with our friends who also came for the meteor shower. Spike laid out the picnic like he normally would, everypony thanked him. Everypony seemed to be very obsessed with Spike that night. He seemed to be getting gifts and hugs and he seemed to be trying to get more by asking me for things. Greedy, little, undersized douche bag. Sweetie Belle pointed out that the show was starting and everypony rushed over to the top of the hill we were on. It was amazing, the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Soon, the starry show was over and everypony finally sat down to eat the picnic, we wanted some punch, but Spike fell asleep in the bowl, he looked so cute, and he hadn't caused any problems lately, which is why I loved him those past few days

I went back to the tree house after it got very late, I had to carry Spike home as well. When I arrived, I put him to bed and continued my studies on meteors. I started hearing noises outside. I went out on the balcony to check, but there was nothing. I ignored it and went back to my studies. But it happened again, the same noise. I went back out to check again. Still nothing. A gust if wind came from the sky and went through the door, it blew my studies through the window on the other side of the room. I thought I had lost it. It was a job for Spike, but he wasn't awake. Suddenly, a cooing sound came form my window. It was an owl who had retrieved my studies that had blew away. It seemed afraid of me and was about to fly away. But I stopped it, it also seemed to be afraid of the cold outside, so I invited it in to keep me company while I finished my studies. It was so adorable, it beat the adorable scale of Spike sleeping by a long shot.

The next day, Spike over slept. He was panicking that I might be upset, but I wasn't. I knew he had a rough night because he stayed up that long and Owlicious already done them for him. He didn't know who he was, so I explained he was a new junior assistant. He started to freak out and didn't like the idea of a new assistant, I also explained he was just here to help out a little after he decided to stay last night. I told him to go introduce himself to Owlicious.

Later on, I decided to introduce Owlicious to my friends. They all loved him, he was so cute. To adorable for words. Everypony thought the same. Except for Spike, who started to mutter under his breath. Rarity made Owlicious a bow tie. Then, for some reason, Spike started to get a but upset and storm back inside with rage. I wondered what was wrong with him. My friends suggested that he felt threatened by Owlicious, because he might replace him. I doubted it, Spike knew he couldn't be replaced. I went back inside and asked Spike to get me a book, but Owlicious already got it for me, he was very fast and could help Spike be a better assistant along with Owlicious. My last writing quill broke, Spike suddenly went all hype and rushed around to find one, we didn't have another one in the tree house, so he rushed off to get one. I asked him to wait, but for some reason wouldn't stop. I started to think what my friends said about Spike feeling threatened was true.

Spike returned a few hours later with a chicken feather, I don't know how that would help me write. But it didn't matter, I explained to him that Owlicious have me one of his feathers to write with. He got angry after that. I now knew that he did feel threatened by Owlicious, but I knew he would come around. I know he was a good guy. He fell asleep like a cute little dragon.

I found the book I wanted before the meteor shower. Owlicious found it and it was burnt. By fire. That came from a dragon. He wasn't much of a number one assistant anymore. I slammed the book on the floor and woke him up to ask him how it got this way. He was nervous to tell me. He replied with, "Have you ever seen a dragon sneeze?" I was very disappointed in him. This was one of the worst things he had done.

I returned later to see the little fuck placing a toy mouse, that was meant to be a real one, on the floor, covering it with tomato sauce, to look like blood, and then make it look like Owlicious done it. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! This was one of the most gruesome things he has ever done. This was a new low for him, and after I even saw him do it, and he knew I saw him, he still tried to play it off. I shouted at him, and it was the first time I had ever spoken my true feelings about him that weren't in this diary. Disgusting behaviour from a seemingly harmless baby dragon.

Later on, I found that Spike was missing, luckily his claws were covered into tomato sauce so I could follow him. I followed them to a cave in the forest. He was being attacked by another dragon. I waves at him to get his attention, to help him find the way out. I don't know why I wanted him to escape after what's he did. He jumped on my back and Owlicious flew with us to escape. It was too dark, I couldn't see, but thanks to Owlicious, he lead us out because owls could see in the dark. Spike explained to me why he ran away. He thought I didn't live him anymore. I told him that I would always love him, even when he was being a jealous turd and no pony could replace him.

P.s. Spike here. I've decided not to cross out the bad things that Twilight says about me in her diary, I think I shouldn't because it sort of ruins it, but it also shows you what a bitch she can be. Proven by what she's said in the past.