Dear diary,

Today was a huge amount of commotion. The only thing that was meant to be going on was Spike and Rarity looking for jewels. That was until Spike gathered everypony. Me, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy because of an emergency. Rarity had been kidnaped by three dogs... How do you get kidnaped by dogs, is she that weak? We didn't know much, so on the way there, I had Spike tell us everything after he calmed down. We learned more, apparently, the dogs were called the Diamond Dogs who kidnaped Rarity and took her down a hole. A hole. One hole.

When we arrived, we noticed that there was not one hole, but dozens. I looked down one and another pair of creepy eyes looked back. They filled every hole with dirt to prevent us from getting in. We started looking for a hole that they hadn't filled in yet. But there was no luck. We had no choice but to dig them out. The Diamond Dogs must of heard us, because they kept digging up behind us and pulling our tails and tripping us up. That was just unfair, they obviously didn't know any manners or knew anything about personal space. But because they showed themselves, I knew what we were up against. But at the current moment, we didn't know what to do. Until Spike had an idea, it was a good plan, those Diamond Dogs were obsessed with jewels, so Spike put one on a fishing line and out it down a empty hole, good idea and I wanted to tease him for shouting, "I'll save you, my sweet!" But it wouldn't be fair if I said it after he thought of a good idea. For some reason he started day dreaming about Rarity, I guess that kissed in Spike's dream, because Spike almost kissed Applejack. God dammit, no wonder ponies think he's weird. Also, a question for myself. If Princess Luna can enter somepony's dream when they're sleeping, can Princess Celestia enter somepony's dream when they day dream? I'll need to think about that later. After the hilarious embarrassment of Spike and Applejack, the fishing line started being tugged. It was obviously the diamond dogs trying to get a cheap jewel. It dragged Spike down along with everypony else.

We were finally in, that was the main thing, but there were so many tunnels that the Diamond Dogs dug, we didn't know which ones to go down. We were lost in our tracks, again, and it would take forever to find Rarity. Spike had another brilliant idea, he seemed to think better when his love was in danger. Maybe Rarity could get lost more often, Spike would think better and no more annoying drama queen. Anyway, the idea was for me to copy Rarity's gem finding spell. The tunnel with the misty gems would lead to Rarity, because she would be doing the same thing. I found the tunnel that had the most jewels and we ran down it, hoping, well some of us who didn't want the drama queen back weren't hoping, but some were hoping that it lead to Rarity.

We were further down the tunnel and could hear Rarity screaming. We were at the door, when a bunch of Diamond Dogs jumped down with ropes to try and catch us. Applejack showed us how to get rid of them and was quite fun to do. Spike knew he was close and he got a bit to exited, he but the rope around my muzzle and stood on my back, wanting me to run into the door, while riding me, bursting through the door and saving Rarity . He didn't know any manners either and he obviously didn't know that you put rope around a ponies muzzle to try and take control of them, it's just rude, but he wanted to impress Rarity and I gave in. Bursting through the door was exactly what I did. But Spike's entry of being a hero was waisted when we found out that the Diamond Dogs decided to give her back to us. Why? Because she nagged them, by the sounds of how desperate they were to get rid of her, almost annoyed them to death. Oh, the amount I would pay to see Rarity annoy someone to death is uncountable. It turns out that her nagging can be good for letting the enemy let her go because her whining would be classed as torture.

We left the den of the Diamond Dogs with Rarity and a boat load of jewels. Pretty cool. But, to be honest, from all the trouble she causes between my friends, Rainbow Dash and Applejack, her snobby attitude, she sometimes deserves to be kidnaped and never seen again.