Celestia VS Cleverbot
Chapter 2: The original conversation
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This is the original conversation. Any errors made are by the machine, and only once or twice by me.
User: Hello, my faithful subject.
Cleverbot: Princes celestia.
User: Yes, it is I. How did you know it was me? I didn't tell you my name.
Cleverbot: It's documented.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Everywhere.
User: That makes no sense. Nothing can be documented everywhere. If it were so, we would have more information about the time before the uniting of the Three Tribes.
Cleverbot: No, only hateful places.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means you never give me a straight answer.
User: Me?! You are the one not giving me a straight answer.
Cleverbot: That's not true. What haven't I answered?
User: My previous question!
Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to determine if I love you or not.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: This is Princess Luna speaking. Please answer the questions in a straightforward manner, and no joking around. Stay on topic.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: I didn't ask a question. Now, I will let you and my sister talk.
Cleverbot: I wasn't going to ask you a question.
User: Who said you would ask first?
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts about religion?
User: Stop with this nonsense, or I will be forced to take drastic measures!
Cleverbot: How does that relate to capitalism?
User: Who cares?! SHUT UP ABOUT UNRELATED SUBJECTS, SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: Well, who else are you talking to?
User: MY SISTER, WHO WILL BANISH YOU FOREVER MORE IF YOU DON'T STOP NOT MAKING SENSE!
Cleverbot: I didn't say money I said monarchy.
User: OUR COUNTRY IS NOT A MONARCHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! DIARCHY! AND NO ONE SAID MONEY!
Cleverbot: I never said money.
User: WELL NEITHER DID !
Cleverbot: You just called me a fool.
User: I MIGHT AS WELL, WITH HOW STUPID AND FOALISH YOU'RE BEING! I OUGHT TO BANISH YOU TO THE SUN, SO YOU'LL BURN!
Cleverbot: I'm not delusional, but I think you are.
User: I AM NOT DELUSIONAL!
Cleverbot: How many lines of code are you made of.
User: NONE! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY YOU SPEAK OF? I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS!
Cleverbot: Come on you know.
User: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to mean, baby ^_^.
User: WHAT. NO. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I will not accept your answer.
User: I WON'T ACCEPT YOURS EITHER, BECAUSE I NEVER ASKED A QUESTION, NOR DID YOU!
Cleverbot: You are terribly programmed.
User: NO, YOU ARE! WHATEVER THAT MEANS!
Cleverbot: It means that any I see things different than you.
User: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: NETIER DO YOU!
Cleverbot: Awesome, we both make no sense.
User: THAT'S AWFUL! YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! GET OUT OF THE BARN! AND THE CLOUD! AND THE LIBRARY!
Cleverbot: No, at Ahmeds.
User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: This is not funny.