After arriving at the outskirts of a place called Ponyville through reasons you don't understand, you are quickly set upon by the local welcoming committee — a bright pink pony whose idea of a welcome is attempting to murder you with cuddles.
How are you going to get out of this one?
AUTHORS NOTES
My response to the sudden influx of cuddle-fics. It is not to be taken seriously (especially the ending).
I regret nothing. Rated Teen for one use of strong language.
Cover image cropped from 'Pinkie Simulator' by doubleWbrothers. See Source for link.