Captain Fleethoof of Team Skyfall has come around to who he should truly be with. But as he goes to confess his love, an old friend seems to have beaten him to the punch! Can the Captain defeat the Special Agent in the battle for the bat pony maiden's heart?

Written in one sitting at hour 27 of a 29 hour shift.

Don't judge me.

I regret nothing.

Shots fired.

Your move, creep...