Due to how annoying it is to be defeated, an affably evil lich decides to give up the evil business and just wile his days away doing absolutely nothing. The good guys don't really see this.
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Ugh.
Alright, do you want some advice?
Don't go evil if you don't want to have heroes trying to kill you repeatedly. I know, sometimes you have to do things that are morally questionable, but at others, just be a good guy. Wait in line rather than summon a horde of undead to tear the throats out of everybody except the barista. Or just freeze everybody in place. That's at least funny in a conventional sense.
I'm (sort of) reformed now.
Unfortunately, there're these six mares and their ruler who are making this VERY DIFFICULT.
EDIT: After four days, the Featured streak has ended. It was a good run.
EDIT: Featured again on 10 May? Aw, stahp it guys. Stahp.
EDIT: New coverart courtesy of Leila Drake. Go to her and commission stuff.
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Screw being evil [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 12th, 2015
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Let It Go [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 12th, 2014
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So sexy, I'm going to faint [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 16th, 2014
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Absolute Domination [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 16th, 2014
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Time to leave [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 18th, 2014
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A personal portal, and hello... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 20th, 2014
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Boring train rides, part 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 21st, 2014
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Boring train rides, part 2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 13th, 2014
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Problems [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 27th, 2014
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No, don't do that- [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 4th, 2014
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Meeting with the Golden Alchemist, Part 1: The Summoning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 7th, 2014
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Exploration [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 10th, 2014
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When all you've got to keep is strong [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 13th, 2014
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Move along, move along [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 17th, 2014
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Oh, glorious day~ [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 9th, 2014
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New clothes and more fun [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 13th, 2014
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Silk Road, part 1: the beginning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 2nd, 2014
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Silk Road, part 2: In desperate need of quenching [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 20th, 2014
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Silk Road, part 3: A Sticky Situation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 5th, 2014
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A sharp reminder [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 6th, 2015
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