Yeah, that sounds like a good plan. An adventure fic, with Twilight as the protagonist. And maybe I could include some shipping…

It’s going to be a naval adventure? I love the sea!

Oh, no, no. I’m not talking about those ships. I’m talking about… about…
Eh, wait. Maybe it’s better if you didn’t know, judging by how you reacted before.

Huh?

Nah, nothing important. Now, let’s start the fic, quick. And this time, don’t break the fourth…

Hey! Look, Aragón, we have comments! There are ponies reading about us!

…aaaand forget what I was saying. Yeah, we have comments, that’s a good thing.

And some of them had favourited our story. Gold stars… a lot of staaaaaars…

…Oh, and by the way, you just BROKE THE FRIGGIN FOURTH WALL AGAIN!! You shouldn’t talk about those things here!!
But that doesn’t matter. Really. Just, please, be quiet and let me write in peace…

They say that we’re funny!

U-huh. Like I was saying…

Oh! Gummy! Look, it’s Gummy, he’s in the computer! Hello Gummy!

Pinkie, that’s just a picture in a comment. It’s not your pet…

Don’t be silly! I’ve been with Gummy since he was an egg, I can differentiate him from a picture! Gummy, it’s me, Pinkie!

Look, I know you’re a pony, and you don’t have Internet in Sugarcube Corner, and I’m sure the physics is not something you really obey, but there are things that are just… impossible.

But I know he’s Gummy. And he’s saying ‘awesome’! I didn’t know he could talk!

For Celestias’ sake, he’s an alligator! I don’t know if alligators talk in Equestria, but they can’t in the real world. And your pet can’t be on my computer. He wouldn’t fit. And the word ‘awesome’ is written under him, he’s not talking.

Say hello to Pinkie, Gummy! Heeeeeelloooooo!

Could you please listen to me? I’m saying that HOLY SH*beeeep*T THAT THING JUST MOVED!!!!!

Gummy! I knew you could hear us! Hello!

OH MY GOD!! THE PICTURE IS ALIVE?!! THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

Awww… Isn’t he cute? Look! He’s trying to come with us!

YOU JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL AFTER BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!! TWICE!!! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!!!

Gummy, go home, Pinkie is busy here! It’s time for you to sleep!

COULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME?! PLEASE?!!

All right. Good boy, Gummy! Goodbye!

AND WHERE DID HE GO NOW?!! TO MY CELL?!! TO MY FRIDGE?!! TO MY MICROWAVE OVEN?!!!

What’s a microwave oven? Can you bake a pie in it? Hey! Do you want to bake a pie?

THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT!!! YOU JUST BROKE REALLITY!!! AGAIN!!! AND WHERE IS YOUR ALLIGATOR NOW?!!!

Why are you shouting?

DON’T GET SIDETRACKED!!!

Oh, I think I understand! This is a shouting contest!

I’VE SAID THAT…!!!

Then I’ll win!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

…

…

…Who said that?

I don’t know. Gummy? You know he can talk now!

…
…Ok, my brain just explode.

***

Well, do you understand me? Have you memorized it all?

Yeah! I have photographic memory!

U-huh. Sure.

Eeyup! You said that I can break reality and you understand it, but you don’t want to have a heart attack so I have to keep my powers under control! And you said that my friends being alive is weird, but seeing an imaginary alligator moving is worse than being insulted by two cream-colored ponies whose lines you are writing!

It’s unbelievable how stupid that sounds to me.

But I don’t have any powers! I’m not an unicorn, I’m an earth pony!

You’re a pink pony. A pink talking pony who can escape from an imaginary world and annoy me when I write a fanfic about your friends. And you don’t have any f*beeeep*cking powers?

Well… I have my Pinkie sense.

Look… I understand that thing you did with Applejack and Rainbow. You don’t like them kissing, so you gave them life. Ok. And you wanted to see Gummy, so that picture became a living being. Cool. But, don’t do anything like that again. Please.

Oki doki loki!

…Sigh. Why is it that I think you’ll just do it again?

Hey, we wrote six hundred and seventeen words! And we haven’t even started the fanfic!

D*beeeep*mn! How many fourth wall levels are you gonna break?

You like the words ‘fourth wall’, right? And, what was that ‘beep’ sound? Where did it come from?

…

Aragón?

…

Aragón? Are you okay? Hey, do you want to do another shouting contest? AAAAAAAAAH!!

STOP!!! No, no, I’m fine, I’m fine. Just… let’s just start the fanfic. Or I’ll lose my mind.

How can you lose it? It’s inside your head! Oh, wait a minute… humans can lose their mind? That’s awesome!

…I think I’m going to cry.

***

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. The sky was blue, the Sun was shining, and…

You’re beginning it like just like the other chapter.

Hmm… yeah. I think it’s a good way to start a fanfic. I mean, it’s perfect. I’m sure everypony agrees with me.

Ooooh…

…the Sun was shining and Twilight Sparkle was reading a book. A book she hadn’t read before. The purple unicorn was sweating, every inch of her brain concentrated on the labor. She didn’t even blink.

Why is she sweating too? Applejack was covered in sweat in the other chapter.

The other chapter was a failure, so I’m reusing the things that I liked from it.

You like the sweat? You’re weird.

Ha! That’s funny, because you’re THE WEIRDEST THING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!!! Yet you say I’m the weird one?!

Eeyup.

Tch.

Twilight sighed and closed the book. Princess Celestia herself had sent the book to the library, asking her to read it. Sadly, it was a very boring thing to read.

‘I’ve read more than a thousand books in my life, and I swear that anyone of them was much more interesting that this… thing’, muttered. ‘Why did the Princess send it to me?’

Nopony answered the question.

‘Meh, I give up.' Twilight frowned and stood up from the chair. ‘There must be something more important to do than reading a boring book.'

Twilight wouldn’t say anything like that. She loves books! And she would never disobey the Princess!

I’m the author, I decide what happens. And this is only the introduction, so don’t be so picky.

Twilight sighed again and looked at the window. Spike wasn’t there, he was with Rarity at the Carrousel Boutique. Being alone from the first time in weeks, the unicorn started to talk to herself.

‘The Princess is acting strangely.' She laughed. ‘I don’t like to say those things, but maybe Celestia is…’

Twilight didn’t finish the phrase. Even though she was alone, she felt the fear invading her. Princess Luna had disappeared since Nightmare Night, nopony had seen her after the celebration. The equestrians were frightened, really frightened.

It was something that everypony knew. Celestia was jealous of the popularity of her sister, and the possibility of the mighty alicorn killing her own sister wasn’t so…

‘HEY! DON’T YOU DARE TO SAY THOSE THINGS!!’ shouted Twilight.

Oh, no. No, no, please, no…

‘I was going to let you make anything you wanted, but you just can’t insult the Princess like that!’ Twilight snorted. ‘Apologize!’

You can’t be doing this…

‘Apologize!’

I think she’s right. The Princess is a good pony!

Why? Why, God, why? Sigh…
…I apologize, I apologize. I don’t think Celestia is a bad pony, I’m a big fan of the alicorn, etc.

‘That’s better.’

Now, can you answer a question? How the hell are you breaking the fourth wall too? You’re not Pinkie Pie!

Of course not! I’m Pinkie Pie. She’s Twilight, silly!

Yeah. Thanks for the information, Pinkie. I would have never realized that without your help.

You’re welcome.

‘The fourth wall is an inexistent thing here.’ Twilight raised her head, looking at the ceiling, trying to see Aragón and Pinkie. ‘Each one of us will obey you unless you try to make us to something completely out of character.'

Out of character? You can be out of your character?

‘It means that you don’t act like yourself, Pinkie. Where are you exactly?’

I’m with Aragón!

Wait, wait. What did you say? I can’t control you unless I make you act like yourselves? And when have I written something out of character?

‘I would never think about the Princess like that!’ Twilight frowned again. ‘That’s the reason why I’m talking directly to you!’

But “Princess Trollestia” is a very popular meme! It’s a must-be in every adventure fic!

Princess Celestia is a pony, not a troll. Trolls are mean.

No, no, I’m not talking about those trolls. I’m talking about the other trolls.

‘There are more than one kind of troll? I didn’t know that!’

There are trolls like the Princess? With wings and a horn?

…Wings? No, I think they’re just people who like to… That’s not important! I’m the author, I want Celestia to be the bad guy in this fanfic, and you must fight her, Twilight!

My, that’s horrible! That would be very sad!

‘I’d fight against the Princess!’ Twilight shook her head. ‘That’s exactly the reason why I’m disobeying you!’

Oh, great. Ok, then, don’t fight the Princess, I’ll change the plot. Just…

‘And allow me to say something: I’m afraid you are not a good writer, little pony.'

He’s not a pony, he’s a human! He has hands!

‘Really? Lyra would be happy to met him then.'

Excuse me? You’re saying at the guy who is writing your lines that he’s not a good writer? Really?

‘You made me say that I didn’t like a book, but you haven’t said anything about the book. And you seem incapable of making me act like I would every day. And why am I sweating? Reading makes you sweat? Have you ever read a book?’

Hey, Aragón, she has a point. You also used the same beginning for the first and second chapters…

‘This isn’t the first chapter?’ Twilight raised an eyebrow. ‘You’ve read it, Pinkie?’

Yeah!

‘And how was the beginning? Can you tell me?’

He has wrote that it was a beautiful day in Ponyville, the sky was blue and things like that.

‘How original!’ Twilight laughed. ‘You know, a story isn’t a weather report. There are more ways to begin…’

In which moment did you change from ‘adorable geek’ to ‘insufferable geek’ exactly?

Aragón! Don’t be impolite! Insulting other ponies is a very bad thing!

She insulted me first!

‘I’m just telling the truth!’ The purple unicorn started to walk in circles. ‘Your language is childlike, your narrative is full of holes, and judging by the “it’s a popular meme”, it seems that you have a lack of originality.'

You aren’t going to say anything, Pinkie?! She’s insulting me!

Eeeeh… I’m not sure. I think she just wants you to improve your writing.

‘Also, you can’t endure a bad review.' Twilight snorted again.

Those things aren’t true! I’ma good writer!

You misspelled that.

Ah. Sorry. I’m a good writer! Why are you saying those things? I thought you were a nice pony! I mean, you’re purple! Purple ponies are good ponies!

I’ve never heard that before! And how are the pink ponies? Funny?

Eh… it was a joke.

A joke?

Well… “purple” and “ponies”… both words start with a “p”, and… and… you’re looking at me like that again.

I don’t get it.

…sigh.

‘Also, your use of the characters is extremely inefficient!’

I’m not using the characters! You’re escaping my control!

‘Because you can’t write about us without screwing it up!’

…

Twilight, I think you should stop… He’s starting to cry…

I’m not crying! My eyes are sweating, that’s all!

Oh! Hey, that’s fun! Is that the reason why you like sweat?

‘For example…’ Twilight continued her review, without a hint of mercy. ‘For example, Pinkie Pie. Canonlly, she can’t break the fourth wall. All the things that are happening are your fault.’

Hell, stop! I only want to write an adventure fanfic, with you as the principal character! You’re mad at me or something? I’ve already apologized for insulting Celestia!

‘You’re crying. I can hear you crying from here.'

I’m not Crying! I’m, I’m… AAAAAAAAAGH!

…

‘…’

He ran away. I think you hurt his feelings, Twilight.

‘He insulted Celestia.’

***

Sob… I’m a good writer… stupid purple unicorn…

Hey, Aragón! Don’t be sad… Twilight is a good girl, she’s just angry because of all those bad things you said about the Princess…

Pinkie? How did you find me?

It’s easy. Can you see those three little star-like things? When they appear, the scenary changes! It’s very funny!

You know, you’ve broken the fourth wall so many times that it’s starting to become a habit.

But what is the fourth wall exactly?

…and you don’t even know about it, of course. Sigh.

Sorry…

Oh, don’t be sad. It’s just… a purple unicorn is capable of making me burst into tears. I’m not very proud of myself now, so I’m in a bad mood.

Oh, I know what will suit you then! A song!

NO! No, no, no. It’s very late, I have neighbors, I don’t feel like singing, and oh f*beeeep*ck you’re singing.

My name is Pinkie piiiie~ And I am here to saaaay~

You know? I think I’ll end here the chapter.

***

Or maybe... not?. No, it seems the chapter doesn’t want to end here.
The chapter itself is disobeying me? Really? Wow, that's depressing.

Hey, those little star-like things are back!

Yeah. And you’re not singing.

I finished! Did you like it?

…It was good. What do we do now? I don’t feel like talking to Twilight again. I don’t want to cry.

But we’re still doing the fanfic, right?

Of course… I mean, what else can I do? It’s personal. I’m going to show Twilight that I’m not a bad writer. Huh. But I have to admit one thing: I would like to write an adventure sooner or later. But not now.

Where can we go now?

I don’t know. What if we try at Rarity’s house? Maybe a little drama OH MY GOD IS THAT ALLIGATOR AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!

Oh, Gummy! You’re back!