I must work on my chapter naming skills or I will even confuse my self. Thank you fair and modest bronies for giving me awesome comments to brighten my day. I shall thank you the space marine brony and Mobius. It really can make someone happy. And you have given that to me. Happyness. That and more reason to write! ~ Static.

"Hey guys what time is it?" said Sky.

"It's..." I looked at the clock. "Its... 9:05."

"NO ITS ADVENTURE TIME!" said Sky.

"No it's really 9:05 Sky. Look at the fucking clock. Does it say adventure?"

"I does not Static but I don't see..."

"Then Don't act Stupid!"

"Don't hate that show."

"I don't. It just has nothing with this story. Except the chapter title."

Actual story begins.

On Earth

I was sprinting into a corridor dodging as many bullets as possible as I kept my head down. I was trying to escape from a group of Raiders. It wouldn't have been so bad If I had someone like Dustin or Kelly hear. Or even Brandon. He was a tank. The Kevlar vest on my chest kept me alive though the bullets stung like fuck.

"Come on out hear Ms. Kronor. We promise that we only want to sell you." I had a stupid fucking bounty on my head for a bar fight in New Lexington. These assholes won't let you go just like that either. That's what the apocalypse does. It changes you. I was going to be a doctor but now I'm a warrior. I pulled my 38. caliber hunting rifle from the sling around my shoulder. I took 3 shots and nailed 4 dudes. Those makeshift helmets don't protect worth shit. This whole fucking apocalypse has everyone divided up. There's a side of Order. There's the side of Rebels like these worthless shits! *Bang* there goes another and also everyone else is a zombie.

"Kay come in." I heard on my radio. I pulled a headset out of my duster. "Joe where are you guys!" I asked.

"I got them all out. You need to leave now!"

"Why?"

"Just trust me. Now is preferable good though." GAWD what a snob.

I ran back the other way. I got back in to the school which I took cover in. I hated this place. It was an elementary school but all the kids became zombies. You know when someones a zombie when they get the munchies after you hug them. I got in the air vent, which was the only safe way to get around and made my way to the back.

"Joe answer me! Did you get Sheri out?"

"Yes but she's in bad shape."

"What did those raiders do to her?"

"Do you really want the detail." She was crying in the background.

"No, I can hear her from hear. What's happening?"

"The Order's here." We didn't side with the Order or the Rebels. They both hunt each other or us scavengers. Then a large explosion went off knocking me from the vents. I landed on my chest. "*cough* Ow... dammit." I think I crushed a lung. Who said boobs were a good thing? They didn't cushion the blow but they do keep men on their toes. I guess that is a good thing. I crawled outside to see the Order holding Joe and Sheri captive. The Raiders were across from them striking a deal?! Then the Raider's gave them a briefcase of money and the Order gave them my friends. The Raiders were happy to get Sheri back but they did something I didn't want to see. They took 4 motorcycles and wrapped chains around Joe's arms and legs.

"Let's have some fun shall we?" said the leader. On cue the cycles tore him up. His guts now littering the already blood stained sand.

"NNOOO!" I couldn't help but yell. They all saw me on the floor while too weak to get up or pull out my sidearm.

"Looks like we got our pay boys!" I decided to do the one thing I could. As one forced me into a kiss and another tried to pull down my pants I reached up grabbed the red heart shaped grenade in my breast pocket.

"Hey fuckers." I told them pulling the pin.

"It's a fucking Holiday." The explosion tore us all to bits. The shrapnel hit most of the other raiders and the remaining 5 ran away. Sheri was luckily unharmed. As for me... well... I don't call missing an arm and my legs lucky. Unless If you live from it. Different story.

"Hold on please Kay!" Sheri cried while trying to comfort me. "I can't lose you!"

"Here Sheri..." I gave her all the money we had and I also handed her my SIG P226 with about 9 clips. My hunting rifle was destroyed. "... Promise me you will make it to Rivet Palisade. I promised your *cough cough* dad..." It was getting hard to breath.

"Kay..." here come the waterworks.

"Promise... me..." I couldn't help but cry. I just got Joe killed, poor kid god bless his soul, and now I'm sending a woman who can barely take care of herself to walk 7 miles to home.

"I will. I promise."

"Good... K-k i d..." I felt like something was pulling me away from her. I then felt something soft. I also felt a heartbeat. When I opened my eyes I saw I was in a brightly colored and vivid town. Before i could say anything I began coughing blood. I didn't know my eyes were closing again but they did. I blacked out. How professional.

Static's POV

I was doing my deliveries. "Let's see... Berry Punch... Lyra... Rainbow Dash..." I was organized with my bags. Then a large shadow covered me from the sun's view. I thought it was Rainbow who wanted to save me the trouble of getting mail to her house. I looked up to see a falling pony.

"HOLY SHIT!" I, of course being the hero and all, decided to catch her. "Here I come to save the dame." I got the poor pony before she died. It was a mare like I guessed. She was a light grey with red hair  unkempt in a messy way similar to mine. She had a cutie mark of a heart guarded by two swords. When she woke up she had these green eyes that could daze you for a long time. Before I could say 'Hello.' and all she went into this coughing fit. It was bad. You know when it's bad if they cough up blood.

"Hey hey!" I waved my hoof. "Stay with me." she fainted. "Shit." I looked over to see Flash who I guess saw her fall.

"Flash, go get Redheart!" He ran towards Ponyville hospital. She wasn't breathing.

"Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... Forgive me Twilight." She came up from behind me.

"For what?" I put my front hooves on her chest and began pushing trying to get her lungs working.

"Come on breath dammit!" I opened her mouth and took a deep breath. Yes I did CPR. Let's be professional about this.

"What are you doing?!" Twilight screamed while almost fainting.

"I'm giving her CPR. Come on!" I began to push my hooves again when she started coughing. After a little bit she breathed slowly in and out. I picked her up on my back.

"I said sorry Twilight."

"You saved her life Static! I'm not sorry. What does CPR mean?"

"Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation."

"I see. You learn that in the army?"

"No, I learned it when I was human."

"Oh. That's still impressive." Then the unconscious pony and my back coughed blood on me.

"Oh man... Stay with me!" Nurse Redheart greeted me soon and I gave the pony to her.

"Check her lungs!" I yelled. "They might be full of blood!"

"Why?" yelled Redheart.

"Because I think she has a broken rip that pierced one." I don't know that. I just wanted to make sure the nurse did a full check up on this kid.

3 hours later

Kay's POV

"Ungh..." I tried to yell. I know I just died. Bet it feels like I died just a minute ago. I awoke to see I was in a hospital. I looked down to see the bandages but but but... I'm a pony!

"HELP!" I yelled. Maybe someone gave me a hallucinogen. Then a nurse pony walked in. "Don't move sweetie. You are in no condition. 3 broken ribs and a fractured leg. Your a very lucky pony." She gave me a smile.

"Where am I? Why is this happening!"

"Is what happening?"

"I'm a pony! Since when the hell was I a cute talking pony? NEVER!"

"Calm down sweetie. You must have hit your head pretty hard. Good thing Static was there."

"WHO?"

"The pony that saved your life. From the report he gave me he caught you while you fell from the sky and gave you a CPR? I think that's how he pronounced it."

"So your telling me I fell from the sky, got saved, and was given medical aid?"

"Basically." Well If I received aid then I must not be hallucinating.

"Okay then."

"What's your name?" I hear a voice in my head. Voice in your head + killer headache = worse headache. All it said was Brave Heart.

"I'm Brave Heart." WHY DID I FUCKING SAY THAT? WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

"Well Heart I'd say that a few more days in hear and you will be fine."

"Thank you."

"Oh Static want's to talk to you." the nurse left and an orange pony walked in. He had a large bloodstain on his neck.

"Are you okay?" I asked him. He gave me a questioned look and noticed the blood stain.

"Oh this is actually your blood. You puked on me when I carried you." He shut the door and windows so no one could hear us. His voice is so familiar.

"Alright... Were you Sky Diving or did you just die and wake up hear?" he asked me.

"The second one."

"I see. You survived the apocalypse?"

"I did. For about 7 months now."

"Seven months? It's only been weeks here. I'm Static Wielder. But you probably want my human name. I was Dustin Shafer." I knew I heard his voice from before. It's DUSTY!

"Dusty! It's me *cough cough* oh... got a little excited there. Kay? Remember?"

"KAY! It's you? For reals?"

"For reals." He gave me a hug. It was comfortable with his coat rubbing mine. It was like the bear hug you always wanted to receive but probably was scared by the big hairy man. This was tolerable though.

"Its great that your here! The entire group is here!"

"You mean Kelly, Luke, and Brandon?"

"Yes. Except Kelly is Forest Breeze. Luke is Heat Blaze. Brandon is Sky Glider. And I am Static."

"I heard a voice tell me to tell that nurse pony that my name was 'Brave Heart.' Why is that?" I told her everything. About the whole 'we have always been ponies thing.' It took her a minute but she understood it quicker than me.

"So basically I was never Kay."

"No, You were but you were also Heart. Kay's dead."

"I see. Thanks for saving me. Hey Static I remember you loving this show. Did you find your lover Twilight?"

"I did. And believe me or not, we have a baby on the way." Oh... wow. That's just... wow.

"Whoa dude. You move fast. Congrats."

"Thank you. I'm sure I can find you a nice stallion."

"I'm sure. Why am I so tired?"

"I would be If I just died in an apocalyptic world and woke up in happy peaceful pony land."

"Good point." He grabbed the blanket with his teeth and pulled it up to cover me. Ew.

"Blegh... You never will get use to that." He was wiping his tongue. Still a looney after all this time.

"Thank you for helping me. Tell the others to come visit me tomaro."

"Alright Heart. Hope you feel better."

"I will." I quickly fell asleep. This is single handily the most random and awkward day of my life.

Static's POV

I left Heart's room and closed her door. Twilight ran up to me.

"So you two know each other?"

"What? WHAT! Aw... Twilight don't eavesdrop."

"I couldn't help myself. She's a very pretty pony."

"I know she is. But don't think that way about us. Kay or Brave Heart is like a sister to me."

"But your sister is dead."

"Way to drop the ball Twi." I could already feel a cloud drop above me and start raining.

"I'm so sorry! I can't control what I say sometimes."

"Tell me about it." I met up with Forest and Sky. My fake sad mood was gone.

"Guys guess who just joined our group."

"Who?"

"Kay." Then both hugged each other. "Oh thank god she's okay. I thought she moved on the heaven or something."

"Actually she told me that she just died. Apocalypse. She said she survived 7 months. We've been here for 7 weeks."

"Oh no..." said Sky. He didn't even want to finish his sentence.

"Tell her I'm sorry." said Forest.

"You guys will tell her when we go visit her tomaro. Poor girl needs rest. And lots of it." Twilight gave me a hug.

"I'm sure your friend will be just fine."

"Your not jealous are you Twilight?"

"What no!"

"It's okay. You have every right to be cautious about which girl I talk to. Just know that you have my baby and my love."

"Thank you then Static." I can defuse any situation. It's how I roll.

"I picked Pinkie up this new cookbook today. Tomaro we might be in for a treat." Said Sky giving us a heads up.

"Wait doesn't Kay love sweets?" said Forest.

"Oh she totally does! Thanks for reminding me. You see Twilight when ever she would get sad we would get her sweets. They always worked. Oh guys... Her name is now Brave Heart."

"She's related to Mel Gibson?" asked Forest.

"Pf-ht. Fat chance. I wish I was though. I would go around all day 'Hey guys my dad's Mad Max so don't fuck with him!' That would totally make my day." Twilight did not understand anything we were talking about.

"Don't worry about it." I told her.

"I got to get some animal feed then get to Fluttershy's anyways." Said Forest.

"I need to get home. Buy guys. Let's meet Heart at lunch time okay." Said Sky.

"Sounds great." I told him "Buy guys." I gave Twilight my sexy look.

"Just you and me. Tonight. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Late night studying?"

"Yeah actually. I've been thinking that all day long. There's this book I saw on white magic. I could learn a healing spell or two. I feel like I might need it."