"SASHA!!! WHERE IS MY GUN!" Heavy shouted as he stomped through Fluttershy's cottage terrifying all her cute little animal friends.

"Please Mr. Heavy! You're terribly ill. You need to lay down please!" Fluttershy begged him.

"IS NOTHING! Heavy will now go back to forest and get Sasha!" Heavy was as white as a ghost and even though he definitly felt weak, he was determined to retrieve his mini-gun. Sasha was more then just a gun. It was a friend. With Sandvich already gone, Heavy didn't want to lose another comrade.

"But you'll die if you dont stay put! please... I don't want anything bad to happen..." The pink maned pegasus peeped.

Heavy paused for a moment. But stayed determined. "Heavy does not fear death, not anymore..." He said and left the cottage. Just to be stopped by the humans and ponies that just teleported there.

"Holy shit, are you feeling okay there Heavy?" Carmine said worried as he saw the Russian paler then the grubs from Sera.

"Is good to see you again comrades. Now I must get Sasha!" Heavy said pretending he wasn't in pain at all.

"Woah! You aint going anywhere, you just stay in bed and let us take care of it okay?" the COG soldier stopped Heavy.

Ulfgar looked at Heavy, sickness overpowering this mighty warrior, slowly but sure. He suddenly had a flashback of his quests back in Skyrim.

"Lycanthropy..." The dovakhiin mumbled.

"Excuse me?" Twilight said.

"Lycanthropy! It's a disease that makes you immune to all diseases!"

"That doesn't sound really logical."

"Aye... But this power comes at a cost. Like I said, immunity to all diseases. But also incredible power, speed and the form of a wolf... In return, bloodlust requires these 'werewolves' to spill blood once every day. They'll offer their souls to the spirit of the hunt Hircine. So that even in the afterlife, their hunt continues..."

"Are... you a werewolf?" Twilight asked slightly hesitant.

Ulfgar looked up to the skies. "I was once burdened this so called 'gift' yes... but in the end, both me and Kodlak decided that our souls belong in Sovngarde! We were able to cleanse ourselves from this curse with a few witches heads." He said casually.

"Then why are you telling us this?!" Twilight was getting annoyed.

"Oh, I just thought you might be interested."

"Yes! It's really interesting and I'd love to know all about it later. But didn't you say you had something that could help your friend?"

"Oh yes!" Ulfgar picked out a red vial from his inventory.

Twilight tried reading the label. "Potion of cure disease?" She said.

"Aye. I always carry atleast ten of these with me." Ulfgar said.

"And are you certain these... convenient potions will be able to cure Heavy's poison?" Celestia asked.

Ulfgar shrugged. "Always worked for me. Poison or even Sanguinare Vampiris. Let's found out now then shall we?"

"You want me to drink little red thing? " Heavy asked.

"Aye, it wont heal you, but it'll stop that damn poison hopefully."

Heavy drank the red liquid. It tasted disgusting but by the power of gaming logic the potion cleansed his entire body of diseases. The poison was gone, even that cold Heavy felt coming up was dissapearing. "YAHAHA! much better now!" The Russian smirked and started to regain some color.

"We must get back Sasha! She is alone in forest..." Heavy was now more determined then ever, even though his hitpoints were dangerously close to hitting zero.

"Then hold still!" Ulfgar commanded the Russian as he attempted to heal him with his restoration magic.

"Njet! we go now!" Heavy insisted.

"Uhmm... Mr.Heavy?" Suddenly Fluttershy stepped forward.

"Little Flutterpony..."

"Uhm... I'm really sorry for what happened, and uhm... I keep hearing you talking about sandwiches... so I made you one." Fluttershy presented a self-made sandwich.

To the untrained eye this sandwich might look just like any other. But Heavy was a professional when it came to this deliciousness. He examined the well cut edges. The beautiful triangular shape. A perfect consistency of ingredients, although lacking ham. It wasn't Sandvich thats for sure, but the Russian saw that this sandwich was made with much caring and love and would definitly be able to satisfy his stomach. Atleast for now. "Is for me?" Heavy asked.

"Oh... if you don't like it thats okay to...." Fluttershy said.

"Njet! is not Sandvich, but Heavy will accept shy Flutterpony's gift." He grabbed the sandwich from the plate Fluttershy was holding. *Nom nom nom* Heavy always chewed his food thoroughly. The Russian finished the sandwich in just three bites, he then belched confirming it was pretty tasty. "Is deliciousness!" Heavy felt power and stamina returning to his body. Hit points were nearly maxed out again.

"I'm glad you liked it and that you're feeling better Mr. Heavy. Once again... I'm really sorry what happened...!" Fluttershy still seemed a bit upset.

"You need not apologize. When Sasha is back all is good again." Heavy said.

Princess Celestia was glad atleast Heavy seemed to behave while staying in Equestria. Suddenly a cold chill creeped up her spine. A familair feeling. She felt strong magical interferences, similair to when the three humans and dragons arrived. She didn't know what is was back then, but now Celestia was certain. She turned to her prize pupil. "Twilight Sparkle, I need you to gather all of Ponyville's citizens at once." She spoke fast and serious.

"Why? Is there anything wrong princess?" Twilight asked.

"Discord is coming... or something send by him, and I will not see anypony hurt. I'll transport everyone to a safer location."

"Discord! oh no no no no! I'll get to it right away princess!" Twilight did as told and started gathering the ponies of Ponyville.

Ulfgar and Carmine seemed excited and ready for battle. Heavy did not care one bit and started sprinting towards the forest. He was stopped by Celestia.

"I sense a great amount of danger in the forest, I cannot allow you to face this alone." She said.

"Puny princess get out way... first Heavy will get Sasha. Then will crush pony enemies." He simply shoved the princess aside and ventured forward.

"Now stop right there! ya don't just push the princess around!" Applejack shouted as she started following Heavy. Seconds later they were both out of sight by the thick vegetation of the forest.

Ulfgar was the next one to leave, tracking down Discord as best as he could. He started heading towards the town with his blade drawn.

"And where do you think you're going?" Celestia teleported infront of the dovakhiin.

"I'm going to slay this Discord." He said casually.

"You think Discord is easily slain? I told you once before that Discord sees all this as a game! he even told me so himself. He'll just corrupt more beings from other realms to tire us out while he prepares for something much greater. We need to work together, and only then we'll be able to eliminate this threat." Celestia hoped for the dragonborn's cooperation.

"I don't care how powerful you think he is. I just don't want to remain in this world... I had sworn Discord would fall to my blade and I intend to keep that promise. I'll just find him myself and get this over with." Ulfgar said determined and walked past Celestia.

Celestia was annoyed that now not only Heavy but also Ulfgar had left the group. This definitly would lower their chances if something bad were to happen here. Thank goodness Carmine is still here.

"LETS DOOO THIS!" The COG soldier shouted as he suddenly started sprinting into the forest.

"Hey wait up! I'm coming with you!" Rainbow Dash yelled and rushed behind Carmine.

Celestia was speechless. What is wrong with these humans? Dont they have any idea what danger they could be in? She sat on the ground and let out a large sigh. Waiting for Twilight to return with the civilians. Just the princess herself and Fluttershy remained at the cottage now.

"So... lovely weather today huh?" Fluttershy said nervously.

"NATASHA! WHERE IS MY GUN!" The BLU Heavy raged through the forest with the rest of the BLU.

"Better question... Where are we? And what the bloody hell is wrong with ya'll eyes?" the BLU sniper asked as he saw his teammates with bright red glowing eyes.

"Maggot! we're here to search and destroy! are you disobeying orders Bilbo Baggins!?" The BLU soldier barked.

"What? What orders? What the hell are ya talking about?" Sniper said confused.

"Then take this maggot down! we need no traitors in this war!" Soldier aimed his rocket launcher towards Sniper and so did the rest of BLU.

"Crikey... I have no bloody idea what's going on. But ya'll are crazy!" The BLU sniper reached out to his Jarate. (a jar filled with piss.) He then threw it right in the BLU Scout's face, and started sprinting. Seconds after he was being followed by rockets, bullets and even shots from a flare gun. Luckily the fast Scout was still incapicitated due to being disgusted, and the Sniper was able to find enough cover using the large trees of this unknown forest. He eventually vanished in the darkness of the woods. Leaving the BLU team behind him.

"We'll deal with that maggot later. Lets split up and start destroying everything. That sounds about right doesn't it?" The Soldier said confused at his own intentions but still corrupted by Discord's magic.

"Aye! We'll blow em all to pieces yaha!" The BLU demoman shouted.

"NJET WE MUST FIND NATASHA!" the BLU Heavy managed to lose his mini-gun before coming here.

"You have a a damn shotgun so you better learn how to use it maggot! alright tactical intermission. We're splitting up. Heavy and Medic! You go that way. Demo and Pyro! I want you to look for civilization... and blow it all up! Me, Scout and the Canadian will go that way and blast everything to pieces in sight! Spy you're going... where the hell is Spy?" After the Soldier was done pointing his team towards random locations he noticed the BLU Spy was nowhere to be seen.

"That shapeshifting rat already left. Said something about testing his new Cloak and Dagger." The BLU scout said.

"All you maggots are a disgrace to this unit! now dismissed!" the Soldier commanded his team to do as told.

Twilight Sparkle had gathered all Ponyvillians. Atleast those who she could manage to find. Lyra, Pinkie Pie and the three cutie mark crusaders were still absent. Celestia however promised her prize pupil to look for them as soon the rest of the civilains have been safely evacuated before the unknown threat reaches their town.

"Are ya sure AJ 's alright?" Big Mac. Applejack's brother asked Twilight as he was worried about her.

"She's with somepony even bigger then you Big Macintosh. I'm sure she'll be fine." Twilight answered smiling.

"All right, and make sure ya send Applebloom over as soon as ya can. Granny Smith an me are awfully worried about her."

"Will do Big Mac!" Twilight waved off the large stallion as he and all the other citizens of Ponyville including Rarity, Spike and Fluttershy got teleported to a safer place in Canterlot. After doing this the princess returned not even a minute later.

"Whatever it is that's coming. It's close." She said. "We need to find your friends and get them so safety immediatly!" Celestia was getting concerned.

Little did they know that danger was literally just a few feet away. The BLU Spy. Permamently invisible with the Cloak and Dagger aslong he stood still, was eavesdropping on the ponies for quitte a while now. "Mon dieu... zis are little ponies... stabbing them vould be most dishonorable." He thought to himself.

"Kill them... KILL THEM ALL!"

A voice shouted through his mind ordering him to destroy everything. The Spy's eyes started glowing brighter and now turned towards Celestia. Still invisible he started flicking his butterfly knife and slowly approached the princess of the sun.

"Is not the same without Natasha." The BLU Heavy sulked.

"Dummkopf! You still have ze boxing gloves and shotgun. And I have ze bonesaw so we'll be able to cause more then enough damage. " The BLU Medic said.

"But is not same... Natasha is like... what is that?" The BLU Heavy pointed at the unconscious body of a manticore.

"Ein large kitty-cat I zhink." Medic wasn't really interested.

"No... behind big kitty."

"Is zat... oh my."

"Is RED Heavy's Sasha." The BLU Russian said as he picked up his equal's Mini-gun.

"Now zhen... can you feel ze schadenfreude?" Medic chuckled.

"Is now my gun. Heavy will crush all cowards now." The BLU Russian started laughing.

"Oktoberfest!" The BLU Medic joined the laughter.

"AH! why is Applepony following me!" the Red Heavy shouted at his pursuer.

"Ya just pushed the princess! ya think ah would just let ya get away with that?" Applejack shouted back.

The Russian stopped his sprint. "Someone touch my gun..."

"What? How do ya know?" Applejack asked.

"SOMEONE TOUCH MY GUN! SASHA!" Heavy was furious. He started running even faster then before now. Applejack as fast as she is, was barely able to keep up with the human.

"Wait up!" Applejack kept following the Russian hoping they'd not encounter another manticore or something equally dangerous.

Heavy kept rushing through the forest. He hadn't been this enraged since the BLU Scout ate his Sandvich. He punched everything in sight, knocking down several smaller trees. After a two minute sprint Heavy arrived at the place where he had lost Sasha.

He could not believe his eyes. Infront of him was the BLU Heavy and Medic. Two faces Heavy didn't expect to see here. Even worse, the BLU Heavy had gun-napped Sasha. Heavy started to grow even more furious. The two BLU's stared at him for a second and prepared to attack.

"What the hay? Am ah seein' double?" Applejack said as she arrived at the scene. Both Heavy's were identical apart from the color of their gear. Red and Blue. Also both the BLU's eyes were bright red and glowing.

"Applepony go hide... Those are BLU. My greatest enemies of home." Heavy told the pony.

"What? Ahm sure they'll be nice fellas like yerself Heavy. How ya'll doing humans! name's Applejack." She introduced herself to the BLU's.

"Oh my... a talking horse! zat is quitte fascinating. I will most certainly dissect one of zhese as soon we're done with ze mission." Medic chuckled.

"I will crush little pony and make better Sandvich then ever before!" the BLU Heavy grinned.

"Okay ah don't think they're nice guys anymore... Ya got a plan then Heavy?" Applejack asked the RED Russian.

"I told little pony to hide. Heavy will crush them. Is not gonna be pretty." Heavy warned the pony.

"Don't worry... ahm not like Fluttershy. Ah still don't think killing is the best way... but we gotta stop Discord and ah assume these guys were brought by him."

"Red eyes not normal unless they übercharge. Think pony is right." Heavy said.

"Oh wunderbar! I forgot all about ze übercharge. Danke schön!" the BLU Medic started healing his teammate with his medi-gun to fully charge his über.

The RED Heavy turned to Applejack again. "Little pony sure she wants to help me?"

"Ahm sure, lets go get em!"

"DA! We are now comrades Applepony. I will not hold back now crushing our enemies!" Heavy pointed at the BLU Heavy who still had Sasha in his hands. "YOU! YES YOU! YOU ARE DEAD!"

The BLU Heavy was not amused by this threat and started warming up his enemies mini-gun.

"Applepony take care of doctor! he is puny and weak. Take his gun. He can not use übercharge!" Heavy ordered Applejack

"Uh alright!" Applejack had no idea what an 'übercharge' was. But she was smart enough to realise the white-coated one was the doctor and that fancy blue-glowing weapon of him was something they needed to get rid off.

Heavy now started charging towards the BLU Heavy. He was able to to get within his range before Sasha was fully revved. He started repeatedly punching him in the face but without much result. All the damage done was immediatly healed by the Medic's medi-gun. Sasha was ready to fire now. The BLU Heavy started firing but due to the mini-gun's enormous size it's difficult to hit something extremely close.

"COWARD! you dare shoot MY gun to ME!?" Heavy landed a critical hit on the BLU Heavy's nose.

"I am fully charged!" Medic suddenly shouted.

BLU Heavy grinned and stopped firing. He dodged an incoming strike causing the RED Heavy to lose his footing for a second. The BLU Heavy stepped backwards to gain some distance, still having Sasha fully revved. "NOW DOCTOR!"

The Medic prepared to use his übercharge. But suddenly his weapon was pulled away from him.

"Not so fast pardner." Applejack said as she used her lasso to disarm the human.

"Zis is unforgivable." The BLU Medic equipped his bonesaw and started approaching the orange pony.

"Little pony look out!" Heavy shouted but was unable to help her since he was busy dropping the BLU Heavy's HP. The BLU Heavy kept spinning in circles hoping that Sasha would randomly hit his enemies.

"Looks like ze dissection is happening faster zhen expected." Medic chuckled as he waved his bonesaw infront of Applejack. The orange pony looked in awe at the sharp object presented to her. It was something she definitly rather avoid. She threw down the weapon she had stolen earlier and re-armed her lasso. She aimed towards the human's bonesaw hoping to capture it as well. But this time the Medic was prepared and simply grabbed the lasso with his free hand, then started pulling the orange pony towards him. He grasped her mane firmly.

"Ze dissection is much more fun vhen alive. I need you to stay here for a while if that's alright hmm?" Medic chuckled.

"Lemme go ya creepy four-eyes." Applejack struggled to escape his grip but wasn't able to.

"Oh fräulein. Please sit still, zis will only hurt for a moment." He then violently kicked the orange pony in the stomach and as she laid down on the ground struggling to breath he proceeded to make two small incisions in the pony's hind legs.

After a few seconds Applejack was able to breath properly again. "That was one nasty kick." She thought. Applejack didn't feel that the Medic had cut her twice, so tried to stand up. "What the hay?" Her hind legs refused to move.

"One of ze many benefits of being a doctor. You learn ze human body in and out. Luckily ze same rules apply to most animals as well. Now you'll stay put wont you?" Medic continued chuckling.

"APPLEPONY NO!" Heavy shouted as he saw the orange pony helpless on the ground. He gave the BLU Heavy a strong headbutt which staggered him for a second, finally stopping Sasha's spraying of bullets. Heavy then pushed the BLU Heavy to the ground and started rushing towards the Medic.

The BLU Heavy had then dropped Sasha and had pulled out his shotgun. He fired two shots at the RED Heavy's which hit him in the back and arms. It didn't kill him but it was definitly affecting him as he stopped his rush and slowly started kneeling down.

Medic had retrieved his medi-gun, still fully charged. He waited to the BLU Heavy to pick up his mini-gun again. The BLU Russian started revving Sasha again, then signalled the Medic to use the übercharge to add extra humiliation to the RED Heavy. Medic released his übercharge as both their bodies, clothing and even their weapons became blue. Their eyes were now shining more bright red then ever. "YAHAHA I AM BULLETPROOF!" the BLU Heavy yelled. He then aimed his mini-gun towards the RED Heavy. "Now is my killing time!"

*CLICK CLICK CLICK* Heavy knew that sound better then anyone. Sasha was out of ammo, leaving two invulnerable BLU's without a mini-gun. But what does it matter? Heavy had no weapons, no Sandvich. And Applejack had been incapacitated. Even without Sasha the BLU's had more then enough firepower from the BLU Russian's shotgun. The Russian faced death on a daily basis. Was today an exception? It sure didn't look like it. Heavy's left arm was severely bleeding and next to that he was unarmed. Fighting his equal self plus a Medic proved to be more difficult then he thought at first.

The übercharge started vanishing. "Dummkopf!" Medic smacked the BLU Heavy on the head. "Vhy didnt you check your ammo before asking for ein über." He asked.

"Da. Puny Sasha is is inferior to Natasha. Is useless!" The BLU Heavy threw aside the empty mini-gun.

RED Heavy just laughed. Everyone knows Natasha sucks. But during his laughter he noticed there was something missing.

The BLU Heavy and Medic approached the RED Russian. Equipped with a shotgun and bonesaw they were determined to hurt Heavy as much as possible.

"Look behind you!" The RED Heavy suddenly shouted.

"Oh really... you zhink we're that stupid?" Medic said.

"No really! is scary monster behind you!" Heavy continued.

"Oh yes ofcourse. I'll just turn around and zhen see a monster is zhat vhat you're saying?"

"Da!"

"Fine then I'll loo...-" Medic turned around the see the Manticore that was unconscious earlier covered in blood and drool growling insanely.

"Oh my... Heavy... You might vant to turn around." Medic said to his teammate.

But before the BLU Heavy was able to spot the giant beast prowling behind them the Medic was already a goner. The manticore tore open his stomach and then started pulling out his insides. After most his organs dropped out he proceeded to swipe at his neck. Breaking it instantly. Just seconds before the Medic died his eyes turned back to normal.

BLU Heavy fired two shotgun shells towards to rampaging manticore. It was useless. The beast was so pumped with adrenaline that pain didn't matter. Only revenge did.

The manticore clawed the BLU Heavy on the face, scraping of a part of the skin on his head. Now with a large gaping wound on his face the BLU Heavy looked up to the beast. It then flung its tail towards the BLU Russian, stabbing him in the chest. The BLU Heavy fell to the ground, getting weaker by the second. The manticore raised its paw and slammed it against the BLU Heavy's face. Completly squashing it. The BLU Heavy was dead.

The RED Heavy could just watch as he saw this manticore crush the two BLU's. He did not want to end up the same way as them and began to look for a way out. But without any weapons and his left arm useless there's not much he could do against this mad beast set out for revenge. He just hoped that Applejack would get away safely. Death was close. The manticore now stood infront of Heavy.

He then heard a loud noise and suddenly the manticore's head exploded much to Heavy's surprise. He didn't understand what was going on but he took this opportunity to get the hell back to Ponyville. He grabbed Sasha and walked towards the hurt orange pony.

"Is pony alright?" Heavy asked.

"Mah legs... They aint workin." Applejack said with a sad tone.

"We must go back quickly, maybe dragon man can help pony. If there is more of BLU they need help to!" He placed the small pony on his shoulder and started heading back to Ponyville.

"Boom headshot." The BLU Sniper joked as he blew off the manticore's face. He was hidden on top of a large tree about fifty meters away from the RED Heavy. He was surprised to see that this is where the RED Heavy had been hanging out. A world of talking ponies and mythological creatures. Bloody marvelous. It pained the Sniper that he saw his teammates get butchered by this beast. But he had no idea what was going on, or if the respawn would work here. So he decided to stick to the shadows and observe. No one said sniping is an easy job. He also noticed that unlike his teammates the RED Heavy didn't have those freaky glowing eyes. As much Sniper hated the RED Heavy, he decided to spare him for now. Maybe he knows more.

Carmine and Rainbow Dash had already returned from the forest.

"I can't believe how random that forest is. We just went in, got my gnasher back and left. Easy as that, no problems at all." Carmine said.

"Yeah... I thought the princess said there was something dangerous in the forest... guess she was wrong." Rainbow Dash said.

"So where the hell are we right now?"

"This is sweet apple acres! Applejack's farm is right up ahead."

"Applejack is the one with the hat right? Thank god she gave me back my gun." Carmine hugged his lancer.

"Yeah... anyway... what are we doing next?"

"I dunno, I guess we should go an...-" Carmine stopped midsentence as he saw spotted three nearby creatures. No wait. These were humans! This interested Carmine as well as Rainbow Dash and decided to investigate. They both remained low and slowly started approaching the three humans with the intention of staying hidden. They started eavesdropping.

"Need a dispenser here. Need a dispenser here. Need a dispenser here. Need a dispenser here." Scout continued saying this.

"Can ya shut up ya annoying brat. Ahm trying to work here." Engineer said while placing a level three dispenser and started working on a sentry gun. "Sentry goin' up!"

"Alright you maggots! We haven't found any civies around here yet. But we did found this pretty barn right there. Who's in favor of blowing it up?" Soldier asked.

Scout and Engineer both raised their hand to agree with this.

"They're gonna destroy AJ's barn! we can't let them do that!" Rainbow Dash whispered to Carmine.

"You're right. We need to properly choose our next actions to take these three guys down. I propose we...-" Rainbow Dash suddenly flew off. "Fine... that was my plan anyway." Carmine facepalmed.

Rainbow Dash rushed towards the Soldier and kicked him against the hat. "You leave Sweet Apple Acres right now!" She demanded.

"Sweet jesus a talking flying kangaroo!" Soldier shouted.

"Woaaah... did ya see how fast that thing was?" Scout said slightly amazed.

"Now ah've seen everything." Engineer shrugged while finishing off his sentry gun. Now level three as well.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" Carmine also rushed in with his guns blazing.

The sentry then suddenly turned to Carmine and started launching a barrage of bullets and rockets towards the COG soldier.

"OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!" Carmine rolled around in desperation trying to avoid all the stuff shot at him. "They got a freaking turret!" He eventually was able to take cover behind a large appletree.

The sentry gun now turned to Rainbow Dash and started firing. The blue pegasus luckily was fast and agile enough to dodge all incoming shots. He then quickly regrouped with Carmine.

"I don't these guys are pushovers Dash... If you want to leave now, I wont blame you." Carmine said.

"Hah! Well tough luck mister cause I'm staying."

"Well don't get yourself hurt then. Stay on the move if that turret shoots at you uhh... dont get hit okay?"

"Yes sir!" Rainbow Dash gave a salute.

"Good! well then I have a plan. I'm gonna give you t... wait a second... is that?" Carmine pointed at a different direction where a green unicorn was trotting around in the distance without a care in the world.

"Lyra?!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

"Shit we gotta get her outta here" Carmine said.

"MAGGOT! what are you standing around here for! go after them and smash their brains out!" Soldier ordered Scout.

"Oh... and what are you gonna do then?" Scout asked.

"Well someone has to protect the Canadian, and Pyro isnt around. As much I hate to admit it... You're much faster then me. Go and have fun won't you." Soldier said.

"For ta last time ahm from Texas." Engineer said annoyed.

Scout meanwhile started heading out. He was armed with the Force-A-Nature. A double barreled sawed-off shotgun that packed quitte a punch. He also had a baseball bat and last but not least his Bonk! Atomic Punch. A beverage that provides temporary invincibility and extreme speed.

"Boing!" The BLU Scout appeared next to Carmine and slammed him against the helmet with his baseball bat.

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Carmine shouted. "YOU. DONT. TOUCH. MY. HEAD." He attempted to grab the Scout but he was to fast. "Dash! Go and get that pony out of here. I'm gonna do something you might not want to see."

"Oh they're ponies? I figured they were mutated alien beavers. But I guess ponies sounds more logical." Scout kept running circles around Carmine repeatedly hitting him with his bat.

"Fine! But then I'm coming back!" Rainbow Dash flew off.

"Oh no you don't!" Scout drank his Bonk! Atomic Punch and rushed behind her. Carmine fired a few shot at him but the Scout was able to jump in midair skillfully avoiding all the bullets shot at him.

"Lyra! You gotta get out of here right away!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

Lyra turned around and spotted the blue pegasus. "Oh hi Rainbow." She waved.

"What are you doing here? The princess should've evacuated the entire town by now."

"Why? Is there anything happening?"

"Well hello! You didn't notice the those loud bangs just a few seconds ago?"

"Yeah... but I just figured Applejack was fixing up her barn or something."

"Well that's not it! Discord returned and he brought nasties!"

"What do you mean nasties?" Lyra tried adjusting her eyes as she saw a blue blur head towards her with great speed. "More humans..." She said annoyed.

"Yeah! And you gotta get out of here so we me and that Carmine can get rid of them."

"Oh... I didn't realise I was a bother to you and the... human."

"That's not what I meant! I mean, you gotta get out of here because it's not safe here! there's two more over there and they're planning on blowing everything up!"

"Wananananana." The BLU Scout now reached Rainbow Dash and Lyra. He had his Force-A-Nature ready to fire.

Rainbow Dash charged at him with full speed. She noticed he jumped in the air. She already knew he could double-jump so she tried to anticipate what his next step would be. She guessed the opposite direction of his first jump. She was right and was just an inch away from the BLU Scout who had a wicked grin. Just before Rainbow Dash was able to hit him, he fired his gun towards the ground launching him even further into the air. He did a triple flip before landing. Then the Scout equipped his baseball bat again and sprinted towards the green unicorn. *BAM* He smacked the poor pony right in the face.

"Lyra!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she tried to keep up with the evasive human.

"And it's a hooooooooomerun!" Scout yelled happily.

"Are you crazy? What if she's hurt." Rainbow Dash rushed to Lyra whose nose started bleeding. "Are you alright?" She asked.

"Bleghhmmnnnoo... not really." Lyra said with quitte the migraine.

"What the hay is your problem pal!" Rainbow Dash asked the Scout.

"My problem? You're my freakin' problem. And your face is ugly!" Scout said taunting the pony.

"Shut up or I'll teach you a lesson!" Rainbow Dash said defensively.

"Oooh yeah, you're real scary. Do you have any idea who I am? Any idea who you're messing wi-' Scout was interrupted midsentence as he felt the cold steel of COG soldier's chainsaw penetrate his small fragile body.

"Eat dirt and die motherfucker!" Carmine shouted as he finally caught up with the BLU speed demon. He simply sawed through his skin, organs and bones completely cutting the Scout in two. Blood spattered in all directions, but mostly on Rainbow Dash's and Lyra's face who were still infront of the human. BLU Scout eliminated.

"He just hit you with a bat? You really think... that was neccesary?" Rainbow asked while rubbing of the blood.

"I dont like getting hit in the head." Carmine responded casually. Not a moment of regret went through his mind. "There's two more. I'm gonna finish those off as well." The COG soldier started heading back.

"Fine! But I'm coming with you!" Rainbows Dash followed him.

Lyra was still abit woozy from the hit she just took. She noticed a pool of blood in front of her. And the two pieces of a human... corpse. She gently poked his hands and giggled maniacally. She then realised this was a scary situation. "Hey you guys! don't leave me here by myself!" Lyra yelled and started trotting after the much faster Carmine and Rainbow Dash.

Carmine and Rainbow had meanwhile reached the large appletree they used for cover earlier. They could still hear the remaining two humans argue.

"Freakin' campers." Carmine mumbled. "They just keep hiding behind that turrets of theirs."

The BLU Soldier appareantly heard this and these words infuriated him. "I will NOT be called a camper on any battlefield!" He then used his rocket launcher to literally launch himself into the air. As he soared above Carmine's cover he launched two more rockets towards him and one a bit further away.

"Shit! Incoming!" Carmine started running. As soon he left the cover from the large tree the sentry gun started firing towards him launching several rockets. Which meant it was not targeting Rainbow Dash. She dodged the incoming rockets from the Soldier and took this chance to stomp him in his stomach while still airborne. He proceeded to crash down.

Lyra was nearing Carmine and Rainbow Dash and noticed a strange flaming object heading towards her. Well it was pretty slow so she was easily able to dodge this. However the rocket exploded just about a meter behind her and the impact still managed to launch her through the air. She got knocked against the very same tree back first where the BLU Soldier also crashed down.

The BLU Soldier appareantly hit his head, lost his helmet and was rambling something about cupcakes. Carmine was still desperatly trying to avoid the sentry gun's firepower and eventually managed to hide behind a slightly smaller tree. Rainbow Dash started heading back to the Soldier who looked like he was about to eat Lyra with his creepy expression. The blue pegasus rushed down and bucked him right in the face this time.

The Soldier appareantly regained his senses as his expression changed back. "Maggots!" He barked and equipped his shovel. "I'm going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!" he raised his mighty shovel and prepared to strike down Rainbow Dash. But he was never able to. The moment the raised his shovel he was greeted by four rounds of Carmine's lancers right in his face. Instantly killing the BLU Soldier. His dead body dropped down next to Lyra.

"Dash!" Carmine yelled. "You gotta distract that turret for a second so I can get over there." He asked the blue pegasus. She did as told and with her speed was easily able to dodge all incoming missiles. The COG soldier quickly rushed over to Lyra behind the largest appletree.

"Are you okay?" Carmine asked the unicorn.

"Uhh... my head kinda hurts and I'm completely covered in blood... next to that I'm okay... I guess." Lyra answered. Rainbow Dash now also returned to their cover.

"Great! okay, I guesss you realised this by now. But these dudes are the bad guys you know. That uhh... goat of chaos send them here from what I can gather." Carmine guessed.

"You mean Discord?" Lyra said.

"Yeah that guy."

"Okay... so what are we going to do?"

"We need to take out the last guy over there. Cowering behind his turret. I'd go over and blast his brains out but I cant get close."

"His stupid toy can't hit me! I'll go and kick his behind!" Rainbow Dash bragged.

"No I think that's a bad idea... He also has a shotgun you see. If you don't know what a shotgun is... It's something that will blow to pieces if you get close to it." Carmine then reached out to this last Bolo frag grenade. "If we can get thise grenade on that turret we might be able to take it out... but I'm not really good with throwing them.

"Is that one of those things that blew up my house?" Lyra asked.

"Uh... yeah."

"I'll get that glenate to him! Just hoof it over!" Rainbow Dash was certain she could do this.

"No I also think that's a really bad idea. It detonates or 'explodes' extremely fast. You wont have enough time to dodge all that firepower and get close to him." Carmine said.

"Maybe I can help?" Lyra suddenly said.

"Oh... you're an expert at throwing grenades then I presume?" Carmine wondered.

"No... I'm a unicorn... I can just simply teleport it to him."

"That's... convenient!" Are you ready then?

"Sure!"

Carmine activated the frag grenade and held it infront of the green unicorn. She then used her magic to teleport it to where the last BLU remained.

"Buildin Buildin Buildin." Engineer kept whacking his wrench against the sentry gun which for some reason reloaded it. Suddenly a bright green flash appeared before him. He then felt something was stuck to his neck. It started beeping. "Aw shucks. This aint good." The grenade exploded blowing the BLU Engineer into bits and knocking over the sentry gun. It started shooting a few last rounds before malfunctioning, blowing a hole in Applejack's farmhouse.

"Oh horseapples... AJ isn't gonna like this." Rainbow Dash said.

"Pfft! We'll fix it later. At least we won for now!" Carmine proclaimed them victorious.

The three started heading to the remains of the BLU Engineer. "Looks like he's dead alright." Carmine kicked the Engineer's blown off hand into the air. "Now what's this thing here?" The COG soldier stood before the BLU dispenser.

"Woah what the hell?" Carmine jumped back.

"What what?" Rainbow Dash said confused.

"Uhhmm.. that thing... I think it gave me more ammo." Carmine was just as confused. But it's a good thing. Extra ammo is always useful. "We'll keep this this around for now."

Rainbow Dash, Lyra and Carmine started heading back to Ponyville, to check out what the current situation there might be. Just as they were about to leave Sweet Apple Acres they were interupted by three young ponies.

"Look look! It's one of the humans!" Scootaloo shouted.

"Wow! You're right! He does look like a robot!" Sweetie Belle said.

"Ah dunno, he still kinda looks scary to me." Applebloom said.

"Nah, he's not scary at all right huh huh!" Scootaloo started poking Carmine.

"Hey! cut it out!" the COG soldier was annoyed.

"Scootaloo! what are you three doing here! the princess should've evacuated the town by now." Rainbow Dash yelled.

"Oh we were just playing with Pinkie Pie. Why? What's going on?" Scootaloo asked.

"Ugh... nothing. Let's just go back to town and we'll see what happens." Rainbow Dash didn't feel like explaining.

Then suddenly they heard several loud explosions coming from Ponyville.

"Okay... you three aren't going to town. Go to the farm and hide there okay?" Rainbow Dash ordered the cutie mark crusaders.

"Ugh... fine. But we want to play with the humans later!" Scootaloo and her friends started heading to the farm feeling slightly sad.

"No wait!" Rainbow Dash suddenly remembered that half the farmhouse is blown up and there there's three human corpses just lying around. Not something suited for young ponies eyes. "You can't go to the farm! go to your clubhouse and hide there. Make sure you go around the fields okay?" The blue pegasus ordered them once more.

"Yeah sure fine whatever!" Scootaloo said and the three started heading towards their clubhouse.

Lyra, Carmine and Rainbow Dash started heading further into the town where they just heard explosions. Surely nothing good can be happening there.

Pinkie Pie was trotting around town happily. She just had a fun time playing with the cutie mark crusaders. Unfortunatly they weren't able to discover their special talent this day. But they had fun nonetheless.

"Hmm... Ponyville seems awfully quiet... maybe they're all planning A SURPRISE PARTY!" Pinkie chirped. "Oh no wait... it's not my birthday. Then where is everypony? Hmm... maybe I can ask those two blue strange looking things over there at Sugarcube Corner."

The BLU Pyro and Demoman stood before the small building that appeared to have been made of... candy and sweets. "Are ye seeing this mate?" Demo asked his teammate.

"Hhmmmhmggmm." Pyro responded.

"Hi there!" Pinkie Pie's high pitched voice hurt the Demoman's brain. "Are you two more hew-mans? Are you friends of Carmine? Why are you dressed in blue? Is it your favorite color? Do you like parties?" Pinkie Pie kept rambling on and on.

"OI LASSIE! yer hurting me head. Stop with the constant yappin' will ye." Demoman finally interupted her.

"MHHHMHMAAHAMHHGGHH!" Pyro mumbled as he raised his flamethrower up with both arms.

Demoman proceeded to take a few more sips of his Scrumpy. Even though he was already drunk. This pink little talking horse that smelled like cotton-candy annoyed the hell out of him. So he could use the extra buzz. "N-now listen' ere l-lassie! W-when I'm done with ye, they gonna hafta' glue ye back-k together you in h-h... ell!" Demoman started laughing at his own drunken ramblings and aimed his grenade launcher towards Pinkie Pie.

"Hey! I'm getting the impression that you're not nice guys at all!" Pinkie Pie proclaimed.

"Oh ye think we're nice guys dont ye? Lassie, If I wasn't the man I was. I'd kiss ye. But now we're gonna blow up yer little town ye see." Demoman said.

"Hmmhahahhaaha!" The BLU Pyro produced an evil mumbled laughter and aimed his flamethrower towards the pink pony.

"Okay... I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable here! So if you don't mind I'm just gonna run away alright?" Pinkie Pie started sprinting off but the Pyro grabbed her fluffy tail.

"Mmmmhhhhmm!" He lifted up the pony and presented it to Demoman.

"Aye. What?" Demo asked.

"MMMPPPPPHMMMPFF!" Pyro started shaking around the pink pony.

"Oh! Ye want me told it for ye so ye can burn it! clever thinkin' there lad! but if ye just take of yer mask it'd be much easier for me to understand ye."

"MMMMHMHM!"

"Alright laddy, ye don't have to get upset." Demo took over the pony.

Pyro prepared his flamethrower to burn to pony as violently as possible.

"Uhmm... HELP!" Pinkie Pie shouted.

"No one's here to help ye now lassie! Burn her good Pyro!" Demoman raised the pony.

"I will lend her my aid!" A tough voice suddenly emerged from behind the BLU's.

"What! Who the hell are ye?" Demo shouted.

"I am Ulfgar the Fearless, the dovakhiin! The last man you will ever see alive."

"Oh ye think yer sum superhero dontcha eh?" Demoman dropped the pink pony and proceeded to take another sip from his Scrumpy. "Ye don't look so tough to me with yer fancy helmet and yer prancing two blue eyes." Demoman was a black Scottish cyclops by the way. With his left eye missing he despised everyone who still had both their eyes.

"And ye call that a sword? THIS is a sword." The BLU Demoman equipped his Persian Persuader blade and charged towards the dragonborn.

"Fool!" Ulfgar shouted as the two clashed blades. But the dovakhiin overpowered him easily and proceeded to slice the Demoman in his legs. "I hate it when weaklings underestimate me." He then kicked the Demoman in the face with his iron boots. Looked like he was knocked out cold. Now the Pyro remained.

"MHMHMMMAAAAA!" Pyro pulled out his flare gun and launched several shots towards the dovakhiin.

Pinkie Pie had meanwhile taken cover behind a dumpster next to Sugarcube Corner.

Ulfgar easily dodged the slow incoming projectiles. He then started rushing towards the BLU Pyro with his blade still drawn.

"MGMHMGGGMMM!" Pyro was furious. He equipped his flamethrower once again and aimed it at the incoming dovakhiin. He pulled the trigger and released a stream of deadly flames directly on his target. Pyro started laughing maniacally.

"I've seen novice mages produce deadlier flames then this!" Ulfgar simply kept rushing through the flames. He was used to fighting dragons for gods sake. He slammed the flamethrower from the Pyro's hands and then proceeded to slice him in the leg causing the BLU Pyro to fall to the ground.

"I see you take comfort in in fire." Ulfgar grinned madly. "Then let me introduce you to the cold winds of Skyrim!"

"IISS SLEN NUS!" He spoke the dragon words for Ice Flesh Statue. It engulfed the BLU Pyro into a block of ice.

"Prepare to meet your gods." Ulfgar slammed his greatsword with all his might into the frozen statue, completly shattering it to bits. BLU Pyro eliminated.

Ulfgar started heading towards the pink pony who he'd thought to be frightened. "Are you alright?" He asked.

"Yeah! Well those guys seemed like real party-poopers if you know what I mean." Pinkie Pie didn't seem that upset.

"Aye... let's get you to the princess then shall we?" Ulfgar proposed.

"The princess? Oh sure! what's going on anyway?" Pinkie Pie asked as they started heading out.

"I'm not certain. I only know that the one named Discord is responsible." The dovakhiin answered.

"Pftf! Discord? Talk about party-poopers." The pink pony sighed.

"Ye really wanna know who's a party-pooper lassie!" The Demoman suddenly shouted. He sat against the door of Sugarcube Corner holding a strange weapon.

"By the gods! I forgot to finish him off!" Ulfgar shouted. "But he's not going anywhere, I sliced his legs you see." He bragged.

"Oh! Smart thinking!" Pinkie Pie chirped.

"Aye... I aint goin' anywhere. Death is me only way out. BUT YER COMIN' WITH ME!" The Demoman appareantly had planted several sticky bombs from his launcher all around the place. He detonated them with the intention of blowing himself, Pinkie Pie and Ulfgar to pieces. "HAHA! KA-BLOOEEEEEEEY!" the Demoman spoke his last words.

Ulfgar grabbed Pinkie Pie.

"FEIM ZII GRON!" the dragon words for Fade Spirit Bind. Allowing him to become ethereal for a moment. In other words. Indestructible. The explosion blew up half Sugarcube Corner.

The Demoman was now dead. Blown to pieces. Ulfgar and Pinkie Pie were luckily able to avoid the explosion's damage due to Ulfgar's Thu'um. But suddenly he started coughing up massive amounts of blood. The dovakhiin had never used four shouts in one day ever before. His body was hurting all around, and his muscles started cramping up.

"Are you alright?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Aye... just need to lay down for a minute or two..." The dovakhiin started healing himself hoping it would limit the damage done. "I still sense more danger. It's not done yet."

"But princess... I just feel like I'm getting in the way in all of this. These three humans are obviously extremely powerfull... It's like our help isn't even needed." Twilight Sparkle was having a talk with Princess Celestia as they were about to head out and search for their friends.

"Twilight Sparkle. You're my prize pupil and there is nopony in Equestria more promising then you. I'm certain that we will need you and and the other elements to finally put an end to Discord's chaos. Your part has yet to come." Celestia told the purple unicorn.

Twilight Sparkle always enjoyed compliments from her teacher. She started blushing "Oh you're being awfully generous. I'm sure that wh... Princess! LOOK OUT!"

"Zorry to pop in unnannounced. But for ze orders of chaos you must die!" the BLU Spy left invisibilty mode and stood right behind Princess Celestia. He immediatly delivered a backstab to the alicorn's flank. Right next to her cutie mark. Celestia was affected but not nearly enough to stop her. She bucked the Spy to the ground who then returned to the shadows.

"Are you alright princess? What was that!" Twilight Sparkle yelled.

"One of Discord's lackeys." Celestia answered. "I sense this is a cunning individual. Be ready for anything Twilight.

"Comrades!" suddenly the RED Heavy appeared behind the princess and unicorn. "What is happening now?" He asked.

"Oh Heavy! Thank goodness you're back. There's an invisible human around that attacked us so look out!" Twilight Sparkle said.

"Weren't you leaving to get your weapon back?" Celestia asked.

"Da! But Heavy felt bad for ponies and returned to help!" the Russian answered.

"And where is Applejack?" Twilight asked.

"Oh... Applejack went home she told me." Heavy said. Celestia frowned. The Russian had this far never been able to pronounce any ponies name right.

"Oh so she's going back to the farm? Then you might have any idea whe-" Twilight Sparkle was interrupted by her teacher.

"I can see through your shrouds. Reveal yourself!" Celestia pointed at the Heavy.

"Huh? What do you mean princess?" Twilight said.

"Most formidable." The Heavy's voice changed and he started to abandon his disguise. Revealing the BLU Spy once again.

"What? Humans can shapeshift? I had no idea." Twilight Sparkle was amazed.

The BLU Spy aimed his revolver towards the princess. But didn't fire yet. His inner self was still fighting the corruption. "Mon dieu... vhat is going on." His eyes turned back to normal for a second.

"KILL THEM RIGHT NOW!"

The voice shouted through his head once again. "No." The Spy said out loud. "Zis is ze most dishonorable zhing I have ever done." Spy returned to the shadows hoping not to hurt these ponies anymore.

"I am sick and tired of these humans!" Another familiair voice shouted from up in the air. Twilight and Celestia looked up and there they saw Discord just casually sitting on a cloud, eating some popcorn and observing the fight.

"Discord!" Celestia shouted and looked furious.

"Oh hey there Tia! I hope you've enjoyed the first game. A massive failure from my side if you ask me."

"Take your lackeys back and then never return here! Your days of chaos must come to an end!" Celestia yelled.

"Yes yes... You see Tia. Chaos comes in different stages. This was just a preview of the madness to come! I mean seriously, did you really think this is the best I can do?"

"We'll stop you and your evil plans!" Twilight Sparkle shouted.

"Ah yes. Surely the Elements of Harmony can stop a god of chaos. It's not like I just escaped last two times you 'defeated' me hmm?." Discord chuckled.

"Discord... this is no longer a game. When the lives of my little ponies is at stake, I will stop at nothing to finish you off." Princess Celestia stated.

"Oh but it IS a game! I'm glad you're just as excited as me. You'd best prepare yourselves and your inferior humans to the next round. It's gonna be fun I guarantee." Discord snapped his fingers and teleported himself to the cottage.

"First to deal with the annoying human that opposes me!" He snapped his fingers again at which point the still invisible BLU Spy emerged into flames.

"RAAAAWWWHHHAAAAH!" The BLU Spy shouted in agony while being burned alive. He left the shadows only to fall down to the ground. BLU Spy eliminated.

"STOP RIGHT THERE FOUL BEAST!" Ulfgar was way in the background yelling as he spotted Discord. He immediatly started charging towards him.

"Oh yes... this is going to be so much fun!" Discord rubbed his hands evilly and decided it was his time to leave. He snapped his fingers one last time teleporting himself away to his hideout.

"By the gods... I'm too late." Ulfgar said as he arrived together with Pinkie Pie at the cottage. Seeing the princess bleeding.

"I know you've had to deal with other things. Don't worry about it." The princess said. The dovakhiin immediatly started healing the princess.

"COMRADES!" the real RED Heavy now came back from the Everfree Forest holding Sasha in his hands and Applejack on his shoulder. "Little Applepony is hurt! You must help!" He shouted.

"Hey you guys!" Carmine, Rainbow Dash and Lyra also arrived. "We just took out three blue guys at the farm."

"Mah farm!? It ain't blown up is it?" Applejack asked as she was dropped infront of Ulfgar by Heavy.

"Only a little. But we'll fix it later don't worry!" Carmine answered.

"Okay! But we're still missing three ponies? Where are the cutie mark crusaders?" Twilight Sparkle asked.

"Oh. I told them to hide in their clubhouse while we went and checked out if everything's safe here." Rainbow Dash said.

"Phew... thank Celestia they didn't get hurt." All ponies were relieved.

"So what do ya think those big bangs were back in town?" Applebloom asked her friends.

"I don't know... maybe fireworks?" Scootaloo wondered.

"I still can't believe we just get send away after I finally got to see a human!" Sweetie Belle said.

The three sighed of boredom and kept venturing towards their clubhouse. As soon as they arrived they noticed that the door they always properly sealed was now wide open. "Cutie Mark Crusader Investigators!" They all whispered.

The three young ponies slowly got closer and as they did they could hear a strange dripping sound. Then the three ponies rushed through the door getting ready to attack whatever it is that broke into their clubhouse. Their eyes widened and couldn't believe what they just saw.

"OH CRIKEY BLOODY BIGHEADS!" The BLU sniper was busy refilling his jarate in the corner of the clubhouse. When the three ponies jumped in it scared the hell out of him. He startled, tripped over his own feet and dropped out the window. The half-filled jar of piss fell all over his own face.

"Hey look! It's another human!" Sweetie Belle cheered as the three ran back down.

"Yeah, ah guess. But he kinda looks like a strange fellow doesnt he?" Applebloom said.

"Hey mister! Are you friends with Mr. Heavy? He's teaching me how to fly you know. He's really cool! Where are you from anyway? You got any cool stories to tell?" Scootaloo asked.

"Bloody disgusting!" Sniper was annoyed as he spat out his own piss from his mouth. He then pulled out his Kukri. A large curved knife.

"Here's a touching story."