Humans, Ponies and Chaos
Chapter 11: Chapter eleven. A Canterlot Wedding. Part one.
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The train started nearing Canterlot. Getting closer to the enormous barrier by the second. As the train passed through the force-field the ponies and humans felt a slight tingling feeling. They were welcomed by a small army of more royal guards.
"By the gods. Once again more beings that cower behind their magic." Ulfgar didn't like the ponies defensive approach.
"Oh, we should just have the royal wedding out in the open. With Discord loose I'm sure that's a good idea." Rainbow Dash frowned at the dovakhiin.
"Exactly! Welcome your enemies with open arms. Then destroy them honorably." Ulfgar was once again severely underestimating Discord.
"Well not everypony is like you and can just breath flames at will." Rainbow Dash had never thought she'd ever meet anypony that's more self-confident then herself. "Wow. Just look at all those guards!" She was amazed.
"Well I do think it's neccesary. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies." Rarity said.
"Aaaaaaachoo!" Pinkie Pie sneezed up some confetti.
"HA! Little pink pony is funny." Heavy smiled.
"Well, it's not a party without Pinkie Pie around. And I even brought my party-cannon for more extreme fun!" Pinkie Pie jumped up and down excitedly showing off her weapon of mass enjoyment.
"Oh my god. Little pink pony has gun! Heavy is sure this will be very good day now."
Little did the Russian know it was not a cannon from his world. Oh no. This cannon literally shot parties. I don't know how it's possible, but we just don't question anything involving Pinkie Pie.
"Where do we put dispenser?" Heavy asked the COG soldier. The dispenser could provide them with infinite ammo. That's a good thing.
"Uhh... I have no idea. Let's find out." The group left the train and Carmine started searching for the royal guard commander.
"Hey Dark... uhh Steel? What's the plan." Carmine asked the guard.
"For the last time. It's Dark Spear! And I'll explain your orders in a second. I need everyone to leave the train first." The guard said.
Dark Spear turned around and noticed Derpy Hooves struggling to get her giant package out of the train. "You there! Help that poor mare with her package. By Celestia, if that muffin doesn't arrive safely I'll have your horn in a stew when this is over!" The commander ordered a royal unicorn guard.
"Y-yes sir!" The unicorn got slightly startled but proceeded to do as told.
"Watch out. We got a badass over here!" Carmine joked.
"Ughh." Dark Spear facehooved. "Listen. You can insult me as much as you want. But know one thing. I was personally chosen by the princess to take charge here. I take great pride in this responsibility, and with Captain Shining Armor absent I will do all in my power to ensure this wedding's safety. And since you three are hired by the princess you fall under my command. Do I make myself clear?" He said to the three humans.
"Geez man. You don't have to be so uptight. We won't cause any trouble I promise. And with us around, what can possibly go wrong?" Carmine said.
"Good to hear you're so confident. Anyway. I'm sure Twilight would like to meet up with her brother. I'll lead you to him." Dark Spear led the group forward.
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Just outside the train station.
Derpy Hooves walked up front. The royal guard unicorn who was levitating the large box with his magic followed.
"So where do you want me to put this thing?" The guard asked.
"Oh... you know. Just a bit out of town." Derpy answered.
"Out of town? Shouldn't we put it with the other presents?"
"Oh I dont think so... It's just that uhh..." Derpy had struck a wall. She couldn't come up with any valid reason for her to take her 'present' outside town.
"I find this most suspicious." The guard dropped the box to the ground and stared at the grey cross eyed pegasus. She then turned her face away from him. "Yep, she's definitly acting suspicious." He thought to himself.
The unicorn then proceeded to open the package. But before he was able to unwrap the ribbons he had the scare of a lifetime. A arm suddenly punched through the package and from the hole created emerged a tall human fully dressed in blue. The human then proceeded to grab the royal guard in a sleeper hold before he was able to react. As the guard's eyes slowly started closing he couldn't help but notice the human's creepy expression. The guard then fell unconscious to the ground.
"Oh my gosh! Did you kill him!?" Derpy was shocked by what just occured.
"Nah, just put him to sleep. Wanker will wake up in an hour. Maybe two." The BLU Sniper hid the guard's body in a bush.
"Did you really think that was neccesary then?"
"Well you blew our cover Sheila. Had to do something didn't I?"
"Yeah, but didn't you say you just wanted to avoid the big human? You said you didn't care if the ponies found out right?"
"Oh yeah... Guess it's just survival instincts then."
"Ughh... You really have to work on your social skills Sniper. You can't just attack somepony because your 'instincts' tell you to."
"I'll consider it. Anyway, what's the plan now mate?"
"Well... just a while back I granted the princesses a favor by delivering an emergency message to Ponyville. They're really kind ponies and they asked if there's ever anything they could do in return I shouldn't hesitate to ask for their help. So I guess I'm calling in the favor now." Derpy said.
"Crikey, ya got connections with royalty? That's gotta be something special I reckon." Sniper was amazed.
"Nah... I've only spoken to them twice now. But I'm sure they'll help. However I don't think I'll have a chance to speak to them before the wedding, so you still have to wait for a bit."
"Not a problem mate. Ya help is much appreciated." Sniper had already spotted a nice place for him to hide for the time being. The barrier surrounding the town was enormous and even a part of the mountainside and a forested area with large trees were inside it.
"So you're gonna behave then when I'm gone?" Derpy asked.
"I will. And I never break my promises that I guarantee ya."
"Good. I trust you. The wedding is tomorrow night. You've got more then enough food and water for the day and I'm sure you can handle yourself. Just be patient alright? I'll try and approach one of the princesses today if I'm able to, but I can't promise you anything yet."
"Yeah, take yer time. As long as that RED blockhead won't know I'm here, I'm fine with everything."
Sniper waved the grey pegasus off and afterwards he started climbing a large tree. Gain as much height as possible. Sniper wanted to see as much of the city as was able. Learn about it by seeing. Get an mental image of the roads and possible ways to escape if the RED Heavy was to find out about him. Sniper needed more information before he'd decide to put a bullet in his fat head. And since the town was heavily guarded. combined with the stories he heard of Discord from Derpy, Sniper couldn't help but feel it in his guts that something extremely bad was bound to happen any time soon.
The Sniper had only twenty rounds left for his rifle. Not nearly enough. So if something were to happen, and he'd run out of ammo he would need to get close to that dispenser the Russian was carrying with him. Sure, he had his Jarate and Kukri. But there's nothing more satisfying then blowing a enemies head straight off. His name is Sniper afterall.
As the BLU Sniper reached the top of the tree. He started scouting the area through the scope of his sniper rifle. He noticed alot of fancy-dressed ponies further in town. But there was one that stood out among all these ponies. On top of the highest building in town Sniper spotted a much larger pony. Complete with magical horn, wings and a multi-colored mane waving around her majesticly. She was also watching the area through a telescope for some reason. He guessed this to be the princess.
"Boom headshot!" The BLU Sniper pretended he fired a shot. "Bloody great security here." He sighed.
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Inside Canterlot.
"Captain Shining Armor!" Dark Spear saluted his superior. "Your sister, her friends and the human security have arrived."
"Twilee!" The unicorn known as Shining Armor immediatly rushed over, excited to see his sister again. "How was the train ride kid?"
"How dare you not tell me in person you're getting married?" Twilight pushed her brother aside. Still clearly annoyed by this fact.
"I'm sorry Twi. But you should know how busy things have been lately. We just had a dragon attack last week. And we've gotten strange reports from the gryphon kingdom two days ago. And oh... Discord escaped? Things have been really hectic lately."
"Then why are you holding a wedding in these times? Couldn't you just wait untill all this is over?" Twilight said.
"Pfft. Look around you. We're surrounded with guards and the barrier I've set up is at maximum strength. I'm sure even Discord will think twice before he'll attempt something that stupid. Besides, Cadence insisted we'd have the wedding as soon as possible."
"And another thing! Who is this Princess Mi Amore Cadenze anyway?"
"Oh Twilight. Princess Mi Amore Cadenze is Cadence. Your old foalsitter."
"Cadence? As in THE Cadence? As in the greatest foalsitter in the history of foalsitters?"
"Hehe, you tell me. She was your foalsitter."
Twilight remembered her childhood. When she was younger she didn't have alot of ponies she considered friends. There was always Shining Armor ofcourse. But one more pony was embedded in her mind.
Cadence. A pink alicorn with a multicolored mane who was always kind to her, and made her feel good about herself again if she ever felt left out. The purple unicorn had nothing but fond memories of her old foalsitter.
Cadence had a special talent Twilight remembered. Where ever she went she could spread her love to all ponies around her. Twilight Sparkle suddenly felt alot better about her brother's wedding.
"You're marrying Cadence! You're marrying Cadence!" Twilight hopped around happily.
"...I hope I'm not interrupting anything important..." A voice suddenly stated from behind them.
Twilight Sparkle gasped as she saw her old foalsitter stand before her.
"Cadence!" She rushed over.
"Sunshine Sunshine. Ladybugs awake."
"Clap your hooves and do a little shake!"
Twilight started shaking around her ... flank. A little game she and Cadence had when they were younger. Everyone around them facehooved and facepalmed upon seeing the purple unicorn's awkwardness.
"Uhh.. What are you doing?" Cadenze asked.
"Cadence! It's me Twilight!" She said cheerfully.
"Uh-huh." Princess Mi Amore Candenze decided to ignore the strange purple unicorn she appareantly didn't remember.
"Cadence will check in with you guys later, to see how preperations are going. I think I speak for both of us when I say; we couldn't be more excited to have you here. Right dear?" Shining Armor said.
"Absolutely!" Cadenze glared evilly towards Twilight.
Twilight didn't like this situation one bit. Did Cadence really didn't remember her? Well she'll find out later.
"I'm so excited to meet these humans. I heard they single handedly took down the dragon that attack Canterlot from my commander. Why don't you introduce me to them Twilee?" Shining Armor asked his sister.
"Oh yeah... sure." She trotted back to the group.
"This here is Mr. Heavy."
"Greetings to little shining pony. May we crush our enemies in glorious victory this day." The Russian said.
"Woah! This guy is big! Is he the one that grabbed the dragon's jaws with his bare hooves?" Shining Armor asked Dark Spear. The commander nodded to confirm this.
"Well glad to see that you're on our side uhh Heavy? Please enjoy your stay at the wedding." He went over to meet the next human.
"This is Ulfgar. He's from a strange world where he is born with the actual soul of a dragon!" Twilight introduced the dovakhiin.
Ulfgar didn't speak. His eyes remained fixated on the alicorn this entire time. He knows.
"A man of few words huh? I can respect that. Enjoy your stay in Canterlot." Shining Armor said. He was kind of freaked out by the dovakhiin though. That's normal after the stories he heard about the dragonborn from Celestia.
"And this here is Mr. Carmine. He keeps saying that he's the leader but I'm not really sure who actually is."
"Yo, what's up?" Carmine raised his arm for a handshake.
"Well you seem rather laid back. I'm fine thank you." Shining Armor now raised his hoof for a hyrbid hoof/handshake of uncomfortableness.
"So you're the captain if I'm right?" Carmine asked.
"That's right. And for good reasons." Shining Armor bragged.
"Well If something were to happen let's hope you fare better then your commander. He nearly got me killed last time I was here!"
"Ah yes, Dark Spear told me of your... misscommunication. But yet you two both stand here alive and well. So all is good is it not?"
"Yeah ofcourse. I'm just teasing you." And Carmine enjoyed messing with the guards. However since they're soldiers just like him, he held some respect for them. There's more then enough dangerous beings in Equestria. Surely the royal guards are capable of some good things.
"And these are all my friends. They were asked by Celestia to handle some of the preparations." Twilight lastly introduced her brother to the rest of the mane six.
"And I'm sure you'll do an excellent job. Speaking of which. I need to return to mine." Shining Armor made sure the COG soldier was watching as he used his magic to add another layer to the giant barrier he created surrounding the entire city.
"There. Impressive right?" Shining Armor bragged.
"Uhh... I don't know. Humans can't use magic." Carmine responded.
"What? But princess Celestia told me atleast one of you was abl-" Shining Armor was interupted.
"Yeah, that would be him." Carmine pointed at the dovakhiin who still remained motionless. "And he's no normal human."
"Oh right." Shining Armor decided not to further question these humans as his duty called for him right now.
Princess Mi Amore Cadenze suddenly approached the group with a vile look in her eyes. "I will not allow these humans at my wedding!" She said.
"But they-" Shining Armor was interupted.
"No! Just look at them! They're dressed as savages and are absolutely terrifying to look at. Our wedding is supposed to be a event to be remembered. With these brutes around surely nothing good can happen."
"But honey. They're princess Celestia personal guards. They'll have to attend." Shining Armor tried to calm down his fiancée.
"They're what?" Cadenze asked.
"They're going to be guarding the wedding. These are the three creatures that helped save Canterlot and Ponyville earlier."
"Fine..." Cadenze gave one last evil glare towards the humans.
Heavy didn't like this princess Mi Amore Cadenze. But he promised to never harm a pony. So he just decided to let things happen.
Carmine also didn't trust her one bit. She seemed awfully mean, atleast next to the other ponies in Equestria. And she also ignored Twilight even though they clearly have a past together. Something just isn't right here. He was gonna keep an eye out on her.
When the alicorn stopped speaking the dovakhiin gave her a diabolical smile. He definitly knows. "You're all fools." He whispered silently, still with his terrifying expression. Luckily no one seemed to have heard him.
But Cadenze saw this. She'd have to get rid of him. She knew exactly who this person was. The one that faced Celestia earlier. A very dangerous individual indeed.
"Well anyway. I say; let's get preperations started. I'm off to the barracks for now. I'll leave the humans in charge of guarding you while you're checking up on everything, is that alright dear?" Shining Armor asked Cadenze.
"Oh yes sure. I'm sure things will work out." Cadenze gave one more evil glare towards the dovakhiin who gladly returned it.
"Yes... I'm certain your wedding will be a day to remember." Ulfgar said with an evil tone. This isn't the first wedding he'd ever participated in.
"Wow! You actually got him to speak! I'm sure things will go smoothly. Have fun!" Shining Armor kissed his fiancée goodbye and left with commander Dark Spear.
Twilight who was confused by Cadence's atttitude still decided to stick with their plans to handle preparations right. She had already send her friends away to handle their personal jobs. Twilight herself was the one in charge, making sure everything goes as planned. Rainbow Dash was off practicing her sonic rainboom she was asked to perform at the wedding. Fluttershy and her bird choir were in charge of the music performance. Applejack was handling catering. Rarity was designing dresses for the bride and bridesmaids. And lastly Pinkie Pie was preparing the afterparty.
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Princess Celestia started lowering the sun and slowly the darkness of the night appeared above Equestria.
"Rest my sister. As always I will guard the night." Princess Luna relieved Celestia of her duties and started overlooking the town of Canterlot and its surroundings through a telescope.
She overlooked the three humans who were with Princess Cadenze and Twilight Sparkle walking across town. She also noticed Rainbow Dash flying around still trying to perfect her sonic rainboom.
But then her eyes were fixated on a grey pegasus. One she remembered clearly. Derpy Hooves. The mail mare that delivered the message to Ponyville. She was most suspiciously wandering around town. Repeatedly looking behind her to see if somepony was following her.
"We shall see what you are hiding." Luna didn't like spying. Okay she did. But if somepony is hiding something, surely it can't be anything good.
Luna kept following the grey pegasus movements through her telescope as she suddenly started leaving the town. Into the forest. Yet still within the barrier. She noticed a tall figure approach her.
"It appears there's more then three humans among us." Luna said interested. Surely she would need to further investigate this fourth human.
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Meanwhile at Derpy and Sniper.
"Any news mate?" Sniper asked.
"Uhh. No not really..." Derpy answered.
"What? Then what the bloody hell have ya been doing all day?"
"Well I had to pick out a dress for the wedding first ofcourse."
"Okay..."
"Then I wanted to look for the princess."
"And then what?"
"Well, I got distracted by some things..."
"Like what?"
"Muffins!"
"The hell?" Sniper was confused.
"Nah, just kidding. I can't just walk up to the princesses you know. They're extremely busy, especially now with the wedding. I tried and I couldn't get into the castle. Something about security reasons. But I'm sure I can ask them after the wedding."
"Ughh... Then just bloody say that from the start. Hold on a minute." Sniper asked Derpy to wait. Nature called and Sniper hadn't refilled his jarate yet. Now is a good a time as any right? He stepped a few meters away behind a tree and Derpy started hearing that strange dripping sound again.
But the BLU Sniper was prepared this time. The last two times he took a piss it didn't end pretty. Yep there it is. Again someone sneaking up on him. They sure knew to pick the right time. But Sniper was ready. He quickly finished his business and prepared to strike first this time.
"Halt creature from another world! What brings thou to Canterlot on thi-" Princess Luna who approached the human was interrupted by a glass jar filled with yellow liquid straight to the face. It shattered on impact completely covering the princess of the night in the BLU Sniper's piss. She looked furious to say the least.
"Hah! Not this time ya bigheads!" Sniper said victorious.
"Oh dear... Sniper... what have you done..." Derpy rushed over and saw the situation wasn't looking good at all.
"What? She tried to jump me, you saw that!" Sniper said confused.
"YOUUUU!" Luna shouted even louder then her normal royal canterlot speech. "You will face our rightful vengeance for this... Oh who am I kidding! This is disgusting." Princess Luna spread her wings and took off.
"We will clean ourselves up and then you will face our never-ending wrath! Be prepared!" The princess of the night shouted as she left.
"You really messed up this time Sniper..." Derpy facehooved.
"What? What did I do?" He still didn't get the situation.
"You just threw that... thing at one of the princesses. Princess Luna to be exact."
"Oh crikey. Then this won't end well."
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Back in Canterlot.
Twilight and Cadence along with the three human guards had spend their day watching preparations. Twilight started distrusting Cadence even further now after she had been bossing around and complaining about everything all day.
She ate Applejack's delicious food with a fake smile and then simply threw it away when no pony was watching. She complained that Fluttershy's birds were singing false. She despised the dresses Rarity had put so much work in. And even though the bridesmaids seemed to like their dresses she asked for them to be changed as well. She insulted Pinkie Pie who was showing off her amazing party games and dancing moves right in her face. But no pony seemed to be bothered with her insults all day. Noooo, just because she's a princess and a bride everypony is being nice to her.
But Twilight Sparkle knew better. And she was gonna have a word with her brother about this. There's something sketchy about this princess Mi Amore Cadenze. "I'm going to see Shining Armor now I think. Are you three going to be alright?" She asked the humans. It was getting late anyway.
"Yeah. I'm just gonna check in with the barracks. Want to tease Dark Spear a bit more." Carmine started heading off.
"Heavy will go and eat Applepony's delicious apple sandvich again." The Russian left next.
"Alright then I'm off to my brother." Twilight looked at the dovakhiin. He nodded in return.
Now just Ulfgar and princess Mi Amore Cadenze remained. The alicorn glared evilly towards the dragonborn.
"Mind coming with me?" She asked.
"Ofcourse... princess." Ulfgar said with a degrading tone.
The dovakhiin started following the pink alicorn. They kept walking and walking, streets were getting emptier. More deserted. They eventually arrived at a small shack just outside town. But before the princess was able to open the door Ulfgar drew his blade on her.
"I can see through your shrouds. Nothing I haven't faced before. Do not think me as a fool." He said with a serious tone.
"Oh... but you are a fool." Cadenze answered.
"Choose your next words wisely. For they could be your last." Ulfgar stated.
"You are a fool for trusting Celestia. I know what you most desire..."
"You know nothing!"
"You just want to return home don't you?"
Ulfgar remained silent.
"Celestia is lying to you! She's only using you humans to get rid of Discord. You three mean absolutely nothing to her."
"I don't care as long I can return to my land."
"But you can't... For you see, you're already dead... But don't worry. Because revenge can become a reality. You'll just have to join me." Cadenze said. Her eyes started glowing bright green and so did the magical aura from her horn.
A force of magic then pushed the dovakhiin into the shack. As he got smacked against the wall he noticed three unconscious ponies inside. One of them being Lyra.
Ulfgar was then levitated by the alicorn's magic once again. Holding him against the ceiling. He felt as if he was getting choked and reality started turning upside down. A magic, unlike any other took advantage over his desires and love to the lands of Skyrim. Corrupting the dovakhiin to its will. He felt himself losing consciousness but before he did he cursed the alicorn's with his last breath.
"One down. Two to go." Cadenze sealed the door again and then teleported off.
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Back in Canterlot.
Twilight who was on her way to her brother was during her travel interupted for a few minutes as she saw princess Luna shouting violently while flying above Canterlot. Luna had noticed the purple unicorn and rushed over. She started rambling nonsense in her royal Canterlot voice. Atleast Twilight Sparkle wasn't able to comprehend what she was saying. But after she finished shouting the princess immediatly took off again. "Guess it wasn't anything important. Strange though." Twilight thought to herself.
Eventually Twilight Sparkle arrived at Shining Armor's house. Ready to have a talk about this supposedly super nice bride. She knocked on the door.
Shining Armor opened the door and was overjoyed to see his sister again. Even at this unexpected time. "Twilee! You're big brother's looking pretty good? Don't you think?" He said showing off his uncle's best suit.
Twilight just looked sad.
"Uhh... Everything okay?" He asked.
"We need to talk. I think you're making a big mi-" Twilight was interupted.
"Uh-hum!" Princess Mi Amore Cadenze appeared from behind them. Coming down a stairs.
"Oh hi sweetie! I didn't know you were home already."
"She sure has a way of sneaking up on ponies." Twilight whispered.
"Could I speak to you for a moment dear?" Cadenze asked.
"Heh. Better see what she wants." Shining armor poked Twilight.
The two then entered the next room and clearly started arguing. Twilight decided to eavesdrop. Or even better! Spy on them. She peeked through a small opening in the doorway.
"I told you I didn't want you to wear that!" Cadenze said.
"But this is from my favorite uncle."
"And?"
"And I think I should wear it."
"Are you disagreeing with me?
"I guess I am!" When Shining Armor said this his eyes started twirling and he reached out to his head. As if he was having a migraine. But then suddenly Cadence approached him with her green magic.
"Oh dear, let me fix you right back up." She shot a beam of green magic against Shining Armor. "Feeling better?"
"Uh huh." Shining Armor said. Still with his eyes twirling and green of color.
"She isn't just unpleasant and rude... She's downright evil!" Twilight Sparkle quickly left the building. Leaving her brother and the evil alicorn.
She immediatly started rushing towards her friends. Surely they'll help her. She bucked in the door. "Shining Armor is in alot of trouble! You have to hel-" Twilight stopped talking as she noticed her friends were all wearing dresses. "Dresses?" She asked. "What are you d-" Now she was interupted by Fluttershy.
"Can you believe it! We're gonna be Princess Mi Amore Cadenze new bridesmaids!" Fluttershy said.
"New bridesmaids? What happened to the old bridesmaids?" Twilight asked.
"She didn't say. But she did tell she'd love, love, love it if we'd fill in for them." Applejack said.
"Seeing as we've been working so hard and everything." Rarity said.
This was hopeless. Her friends were also completely blind to Cadence's evilness. She'd just have to wait for now. Come up with a plan for tomorrow.
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Back at Sniper and Derpy.
"Face me human! And know my vengeance will not be swift but most painful!" Luna shouted as she returned to seek revenge.
Sniper was hiding behind a tree. Derpy hovered above him.
"You need to apologize Sniper!" Derpy whispered.
"Bloody hell, are you crazy? Didn't ya hear her talk about wrath and vengeance and whatnot. I don't think she'll take an apology." Sniper said.
"You can atleast try!"
"Oh crikey. I got nothing to lose anyway."
Sniper revealed himself from his cover. "Oi Sheila!" He shouted. "I'm mighty sorry for what I did to ya. And if it's any consolation it ha-" He was interupted by a dark blue magical power blast.
Sniper dropped to the ground and then coughed up some dust. "Told ya it was a bad idea."
Luna approached the BLU Sniper and stared him down. "Foolish creature!" She shouted. "You truly thought to outsmart the princess of the night! Brace yourselve for well deserved judgement!"
"No stop please!" Derpy shouted.
"Young subject. Why is it thou was hiding this creature!" Luna asked while still forcing the BLU Sniper to the ground.
"I wasn't hiding him! He was just hiding for the other humans. He's scared of one of them."
"Hmm. Then why is it this human attacked me while we were welcoming him!"
"Because he's stupid and anti-social. He thought you were going to attack him."
"OI! I'm not bloody stupid." Sniper said still pinned to the ground.
"You see! I was going to ask you or princess Celestia to help if I was able to. But the guards wouldn't let me in the castle." Derpy said.
"Hmm is this true. Art thou not an evil human that comes to spread chaos here in Canterlot?" Luna asked the human.
"Uhh yeah. I'm just hiding for that RED blockhead here. And I just wanted to get some information, and this mare right here told me this was the place to go."
"You talk of the red human? Are you from his world?" Luna asked.
"Yeah. I just wanna know how I got here. Who did this and how the bloody hell I can get back."
"I'm certain Discord is the one that caused your sudden arrival in Equestria. And if you truly come from the same realm as the one known as Heavy, there is but only one way for you to return." Luna said.
"Oh crikey."
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The next morning.
In the royal chambers Celestia, Shining Armor, Cadenze. The mane six excluding Twilight Sparkle were practicing the ceremony. There were also several guards. They consisted of Carmine, Heavy and Dark Spear and a few more royal guards.
"Where is dragon man?" Heavy asked.
"Probably screwing around somewhere. But where the hell is Twilight? She seemed so upset yesterday." Carmine said.
"If your man refuses to show up for his duty he will not be paid obviously!" Dark Spear stated, clearly annoyed by Ulfgar's absence.
But then suddenly somepony bucked in the door! It was Twilight Sparkle. She was determined to put a stop to this charade.
"I'm not going to stand next to her! And neither should you!" She shouted.
Shining Armor looked at his finacée clearly emberassed by his younger sister. Cadenze frowned at him. "Sorry. I don't know why she's acting like this." Shining Armor said.
"Maybe we should just ignore her..." Cadenze said.
"You have to listen to me!" Twilight shouted again.
"Oh goodness are you okay?" Fluttershy tried to stop her. But was pushed aside.
"I'm fine!" Twilight said.
"Ya sure about that?" Applejack asked but was also pushed away by Twilight's magic.
"I got something to say!" Twilight shouted. "She's evil!" She pointed at princess Mi Amore Cadenze.
Everypony gasped. Once again, every human did not.
"She's been mean to my friends all day! She obviously did something to her bridesmaids! And yesterday I saw her using a spell that made my brother's eyes go all..." She started twirling her eyes to try and imitate it.
Celestia stared awkardly at the pink alicorn. Twilight was sure she has everypony on her side now. She grinned looking the pink alicorn straight in the eyes. Surely she had her beaten.
"Oh! Why are you doing this to me!" Princess Cadenze started crying and ran off.
"Because you're evil! EVIL!" Twilight's voice echoed throughout the entire chambers. "And if I don't stop you, you're gonna ruin my brother's life!" Twilight returned back to the group, confident of her victory. But she bumped into her brother causing her to fall to the ground.
"You know why my eyes been going all twirly? It's because that ever since if started using that protecting spell. I started getting terrible migraines. Cadence wasn't using spells on me, she was using her magic to HEAL me." Shining Armor paused for a moment. "And she decided to get rid of her bridesmaids after she found out they were only doing it to become Canterlot royalty!"
"But I-"
"And if she hasn't been nice to your friends it's because I'm so busy that she has to make all the decisions of the wedding."
"Bu-"
"And she's really stressed out because it's really important our big day is perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you." Shining Armor looked his sister straight in the eyes.
"Now if you excuse me. I need to go and comfort my bride. You can forget about being my best mare. In fact, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all." Shining Armor left behind a sad Twilight Sparkle.
"Come on y'all... let's go check on the princess." Applejack said and the ponies plus Spike left not saying a word to Twilight.
"But..." Twilight tried to get the attention of her teacher.
"You have alot to think about." Celestia who felt insulted left the chambers and the guards followed. So did Heavy. Those were his orders afterall.
Dark Spear wanted to follow. Protecting the princess was his number one priority. But he was stopped by Carmine. "Wait." The COG soldier said.
He approached the sad purple unicorn and helped her back up. "Hey cheer up." Carmine said.
"But I've acted so horrible in front of my friends. I must look like a monster to them now... Maybe I was being overprotectice... I could've gained a sister... But I lost a brother."
"Hey come on. We all make mistakes. I'm sure they'll forgive you. How can a cute little pink pony be evil anyway?" Carmine said.
"Hmmmghmm wrap it up. We should stay close to the princess." Dark Spear said annoyed.
But then a force of magic suddenly slammed the door shut and the room started getting engulfed in darkness.
"The fuck is going on?" Carmine said confused.
Suddenly they heard mad laughter come from behind them as they saw princess Mi Amore Cadenze teleport back in the room.
"Another human, a royal guard commander and the only pony that was suspicious of me! This must be my lucky day." She tapped her hoof twice on the ground and suddenly green chaotic flames emerged beneath the two ponies and human feet. It seemed as if they were slowly being dragged to hell.
"I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID! THAT PONY IS EEEEEEVIIIIL!" Carmine shouted before they were completely swallowed by the demonic flames.
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Authors note; Not to much happened this chapter. But soon shit will get real.
Soon!