You open up your pantry door only to find its once well-stocked shelves completely barren. Propped on an empty plate is a note. As you pick up the card, you hear a noise behind you, you turn around and—

Quick question. Does Derp—erm, Ditzy Doo have a key to your house?

1. If she does, go to page 10

2. If she doesn’t, go to page 9