after introductions, John wandered into the forest he came from, using his stealth and maybe some wind to get in. inside the forest, it was dark. oh, yeah, and it had monsters too... the only thing that surprised him was the lack of imps. he walked through the forest, stumbling about with no idea where he was going. he eventually found an old castle, and walking inside, he saw... another pony. but this one was different, it had wings and a horn.

john checked his syladex for anything to disguise himself as a pony with. he fished out a weird item that he didn't have before, probably a gift from the game. it looked like a pony shaped amulet, and had instructions on it to help him "blend in" with the ponies of this world. it said to just put t on, and that's it. john put on the strange amulet, and was immediately engulfed in blue light. when it faded, he was a winged unicorn, just like the one with the flowing mane. she was mostly dark blue, a contrast to his white. her mane was much more flowy than his, while looking like the night sky, and she had a regal mood about her. john, just then, noticed how much bigger than him she was. John smiled. evily. he became the wind and snuck up behind her, before re-materializing behind her, and uttering a bone chilling word. "boo" the tall mare jumped and turned, but was greeted with nothing. she turned back to the way she was facing before, and saw an alicorn colt. he was sickly smiling up at her. inside, John was laughing his ass off but he kept his pranking composure. "hello miss" she was scared john remembered a line from a movie he watched once, the shining "will you play with me?" he briefly flashed his first death, but ponified. "forever" he flashed bec noir, with a bloody blade, when the lightning flashed, he became wind again, and he was gone.

the blue pony ran outside of the castle, only to find the colt... laughing his flank off. he turned to her and smiled. she hadn't noticed before, but he was an alicorn! he put his hoof out, still smiling, and said "Hi! My name's john egbert, the pranking master!" the dark coloured pony was confuse, until realization struck her. she was pranked at that moment, she swore that she would get her revenge. but, until then, she would have to find the perfect moment. "well, my name is Luna, princess of the moon." john looked up at her, "than who's the queen?" luna looked at him, confused. "what do you mean, who's the queen?" luna had assumed that this "John had simply not recognized her, but it appeared that he didn't know anything abut how equestria at all. she shook off the thought. probably just another prank... "there is no queen..." this made John happy, really happy. "so," john changed the subject, "are you prospitian, or derseite? you look derseite to me but..." Luna had no idea what he was talking about. "It's a shame bed destroyed them, but..." luna was even more confused than before, if that was even possible, but decided to shrug it off as gibberish or pranks.

"Well, enough about that, I probably need to go before any pony goes looking fo-" john was cut of by a very femenine voice calling his name. "that happens" luna giggled, but then remembered something important. "you're an alicorn!" it was john's turn to be confused. "a what?" luna was flabbergasted. he was trying to say he didn't know what he was? "an alicorn." john looked at her, but only briefly. "okay, so?" luna was getting annoyed. "there was only three alicorn in the world as far as i knew before i met you. pray tell, are there any more out there?" john looked very angry, "I have to go." he said these words venomously, shocking the princess of the moon. nopony had ever spoken to her with such disrespect! before she could voice her complaints, John was gone.

meanwhile, with the mane six, shit was off the hook, it's like that shit wants nothing to do with that hook. the hook is dead to that shit. but, they were being attacked by a hydra. in the future. right now, in the present, they were looking for john, when he kind of just... showed up to the surprise and shock of the entire mane six. he laughed, they scolded him, blah blah blah. back into the future, which is now the present. just as the hydra tried to eat twilight, john jumped in front of it, smacking its head with his hammer. a disembodied voice yelled "STRIFE!" and john took his pose. john attacked the main body of the hydra, detaching all it's heads, and gaining a whole bunch of grist and boon bonds for his virtual pork hollow 2.0. the hydra body was gone, and john was dancing, then he passed out. Next Chapter: IS Estimated time remaining: 2 Minutes