Twilight took a deep breath as she looked at the podium she was expected to take. The riots in Ponyville had only gotten worse, with people hunting for Rainbow, Fluttershy, and Spectrum so aggressively that four people had been killed in the chaos, and rallying around the 'symbol' of their unidentified hero. To say she was scared was an understatement. Even now, she was still a social pariah.

And for some reason, Celestia thought that was precisely why she should be the one to take the stand on behalf of Equestria's royalty. Somewhere, deep down, a part of Twilight thought Celestia wanted her dead.

"You'll be okay, sweetheart," Ascentia said softly, nuzzling her cheek.

"...I hope so," Twilight sighed a little.

"You're on, your Highness," the guard said, indicating to the podium.

Giving a slow nod, Twilight kept her composure as she slowly approached the podium, and stood behind it. Almost immediately, she was met with a chorus of  jeers, boos, and someone even threw a bottle so wide it shattered ten yards from her head.

"Hang her!"

"String her up! She's just like her mother!"

"Take that poor little girl away from her!"

In spite of this, Twilight remained as calm as possible, remembering Celestia's tips and ways to keep cool during such intensity. She waited a few moments before the noise was died down, with an air of tension still remaining.

"Citizens of Ponyville," she spoke up into the microphone, "These riots have caused a lot of unrest in this town. While I can't change anyone's minds in how they feel, I still want to say that these riots need to stop. All it has done is harmed others and have gotten four people killed. So, I have to ask all of you one question. What exactly is all of that going to accomplish?"

"We're gonna bring that pedo family to justice!" yelled one particularly jingoistic man.

"The children's savior would applaud it!"

"I'm surrounded by idiots," Ascentia groaned back behind the cutarin as she squeezed the bridge of her nose.

"From my understanding, Rainbow Dash has served her time," Twilight said firmly, "She has worked hard to overcome her problem and has done impeccably well since then. Scootaloo has long since forgiven her, just as the rest of her friends and her family has. If you're going to stick yourselves with this portion of who she is, that's your problem. But do everyone else a favour and stop hurting other people with this. This despicable rioting is not to be tolerated any longer. As of now, I hereby decree that should anyone be caught rioting or causing such harm to the Dash family, will immediately be prosecuted."

Another bottle was thrown and smashed into pieces onto the stage.

"You're no Princess of ours!"

"Lock her back up with the others!"

"How many times you touched your kid since you got loose?!"

"You should be next!"

Twilight sighed, having expected this response, and continued, "My daughter lives with the Dash family, both her son and my daughter have been nothing but well loved and taken care of. Rainbow Dash is a wonderful mother and a loving wife. She has done absolutely no harm to either child in the house. I trust her with my wife and my daughter. Yes, I was the one who had her taken away to the mental institution five years ago. I had to do so with a heavy heart, but I knew she had to get help. Ever since then, Rainbow has displayed a lot of self-control and truly realizing what a problem her condition was. No incidents occurred in the slightest."

"Like your word means anything! Rapist!"

"Look those poor kids in the eye and tell them everything's fine! I dare you!"

"I'm going out there," Ascentia said, when Celestia laid a hand over her shoulder.

"You can't. This is something Twilight has to face on her own," Celestia said softly.

Ascentia raised an eyebrow, and shook her shoulder out of Celestia's grip, "Shut up, Celestia," she said before marching out onto the stage and standing next to Twilight, wrapping an arm around her shoulder.

"Oh this is rich! Trying to pretend you're a normal family!"

"Shut up!" Ascentia barked.

"She's a danger!"

"You're an idiot!"

"She should be put to death!"

"Oh yeah? Try me!"

"Those children and their hero would be appalled by this!"

"There is no hero, you pathetic little shit!" Ascentia shouted into the microphone, "I was the one who murdered Twilight Velvet!"

An absolute dead silence came to be amidst the crowd. For such a gathered crowd, it became so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Pretty much everyone had shocked stares locked on their faces by this point, unable to even react.

Twilight then took this chance to speak, "It's true. She did. And I knew all along. That's right, I did essentially harbour a fugitive. In terms of the law, there is no excuse for any of this."

"But, what about the-"

"I didn't even know about those kids," Ascentia said firmly, "Twilight Velvet raped my wife in her hospital room. I chased her down and shot her. Believe whatever bullshit you want, but Twilight is my family. As are Sunrise, Spectrum, Rainbow, Fluttershy and Cielle."

She leaned in toward the microphone.

"And nobody ever hurts my family," she said, her voice thick with venom.

The same hush fell over the crowd. Twilight paused to absorb the silence before speaking again.

"They're my family, as well. I love them and I trust them with my life. In the past five years that I've been in the mental hospital, they have done nothing but care and love my wife and my daughter. With absolutely no obligation nor prompting from me. It was in moments like that, where I could see that Ascentia wasn't just 'Twilight's girlfriend' or 'Twilight's wife' to them, but their friend. So, from now on, if anyone harms my-no, our family, there will be consequences. You can say whatever you want. You have the right to it. But I have the right and power to make sure you will never step foot near them again. Should there be anything else, this entire meeting is adjourned."

Twilight stepped down from the podium without another word and went behind the curtain. Ascentia followed, wrapping an arm around her shoulder as the two of them made their way to the car.

"Let's go home," she whispered, nuzzling her hair.

Twilight gave a smile, nuzzling her back, "I think that's a wonderful idea."

"Oi! Rainbow! Get up!" Ascentia called from the hallway, "Twilight took the kids an hour ago. And happy birthday!"

As Rainbow opened her eyes, even managing to wake up, she felt a pair of lips kiss her cheek.

"Happy birthday," Fluttershy whispered into her ear.

Rainbow groaned softly  as she stretched out just in time to see Fluttershy vanish around the corner. She bolted upright, remembering what she'd asked for.

"Oooh! Topless thongs!" she grinned, throwing her shorts and shirt on and hurrying downstairs to find Fluttershy cooking breakfast, Cielle playing with her hair, and Ascentia reading a magazine. All of them wearing nothing but a thong.

"Heeeeyyy, there she is!" Cielle said, looking up, "C'mon over, birthday girl!"

"Breakfast is almost ready," Fluttershy grinned at her over her shoulder.

"We've been waiting for you for half an hour," Ascentia grinned, beckoning her over, "How're ya feeling?"

"Yeah, old lady? How's the morning wood?" Cielle giggled.

"I'm not old!" Rainbow pouted, "And my morning wood's fine."

"So, pushing thirty ISN'T old?" Cielle snickered, "Okay then, Granny!"

"C'mon, how old are you again?" Ascentia laughed.

"Thirteen," Cielle said with a smirk.

"Damn... Cielle's jailbait," Ascentia whistled.

"Kinda sorta," Cielle winked, "I just don't tell everyone else that!"

As the two were conversing, Rainbow came around and ran her fingers down Ascentia's bare back, making her shiver.

"Getting frisky right away, are we?" she giggled.

"Gotta get started sometime," Rainbow winked, "And it's not everyday all you fine ladies are walking around with thongs and nothin' else!"

Fluttershy turned around and snapped her thong strap, "That's what you asked for, isn't it?" she smirked.

"And you gals delivered. I think I could die a happy woman right about now," Rainbow winked.

"Well, don't you dare," Fluttershy came over to serve breakfast onto the table, kissing her cheek, "Or I'm bringing you back to life, slapping you silly and then killing you again."

"Oooh, saucy," Rainbow laughed, "So then, girls, I sure hope you're ready for today. I don't plan to waste a second."

"Should we all just get on the table and spread our legs now, or do you have special times planned?" Cielle giggled.

"We gotta eat first, preserve our energy and stuff," Rainbow sipped some orange juice, "Then maybe I'll get you all on the table! It's just too bad I only have one dick, I could do all three of you at once!"

"One is enough for you," Ascentia laughed, "If you had any more, you'd be a town menace."

Rainbow opened her mouth to retort, but considered, "...Yeah, makes sense. I don't think I could even handle having more than one!"

"At least two of us would never walk again," Ascentia laughed.

"You and Shy wouldn't, but I'm magical! So I'd be fine," Cielle winked, laughing too.

"Oh, I can think of worse reasons for ending up unable to walk," Fluttershy giggled.

Ascentia giggled and stood up to get more coffee, Cielle slapping her rear as she walked by.

"Hey Asy, you been gaining weight?" she asked.

"What?" Ascentia wheeled around, looking down at herself. Indeed she had gained weight around her hips and thighs, "Oh shit..."

"What's wrong?" Rainbow asked, looking her up and down, "Nothing wrong with a little pudge!"

Ascentia looked up, her eyes narrowed, "Maybe for you, but I don't like it on me," she ran a hand over her midsection, feeling her abdominals, "I wanna look toned, I don't wanna steal Shy's and Pinkie's thunder."

"Just saying, calm down," Rainbow held her hands up, "It's okay, just to get some runs on the treadmill or stairmaster, whatever works, and you'll be back in tip top shape."

Ascentia groaned as she squeezed her leg, "I need to renew my gym membership. I actually used to work out a lot before I got married."

"Drop and gimme twenty!" Cielle declared, pointing to the floor.

"Very funny, Cielle," Ascentia frowned, filling her mug and sitting back down.

"Worth a shot," Cielle shrugged, sitting back down, "So hey, where's Twi taking the kiddies?"

"Canterlot," Ascentia replied, "Staying in the castle with the Princesses. Gives Sunny a chance to spend time with her Godmother, and it's the safest place right now."

"Awww, that's a sweet idea," Fluttershy smiled, "I'm sure they'll have a wonderful time."

The room fell into a comfortable silence as the table was set for breakfast. Cielle looked around the room, as if trying to find something, yet wait for something.

"Isn't this the part where the scene cuts away and it turns out that it was completely ironic you said that?" She said.

Ascentia, Fluttershy, and Rainbow all turned to her, bewildered.

"Cielle, what the fuck have you been smoking?" Ascentia asked. As much as she'd grown to love her over the years, her bizzare fantasies had been getting qu

"I swear that girl's blood is pure sugar," Luna groaned as they watched Sunrise trying to climb the curtains for the ninth time.

ite annoying.

"What? That's always how they do it in those comedy shows," Cielle shrugged, "I just figured that's what's happening over there. But I guess I could be wrong."

"Whatever," Ascentia sat back down with her coffee and took a sip, "Mmmm, that hits the spot..."

Rainbow grabbed a strip of bacon, eating it vertically, "Ah yeah, nothing beats a good strip of bacon!"

"It smells," Cielle wrinkled her nose, "I don't like it."

"I don't know how you were a part of me and you don't like bacon. That's just weird," Rainbow raised an eyebrow.

Cielle shrugged and drank from a bottle of beer, "Who knows, guess it was wonky magic or something."

"Probably for the same reason you're not a big fan of sausage," Ascentia said with a smirk.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cielle asked, puzzled.

"Rainbow," Ascentia explained, "I was making a joke about how you're into 'sausage' while she never touches the stuff."

"It's yucky!" Rainbow protested, her voice high pitched, making a face and sticking out her tongue. "Blegh! Go away, sausage! You're yucky!"

"I wasn't talking about-"

Fluttershy laughed, "Aww, I haven't seen you grossed out over sausages in forever. I forgot how adorable it was!"

Rainbow pouted, "Gee, thanks."

Ascentia pursed her lips and rolled her eyes, deciding to not try telling the joke a third time, and instead sipping her coffee.

"So Dash, what now?" Cielle leaned back in her seat, "You must be aching for something!"

As Rainbow leaned back and smirked, tapping a finger against her chin, Ascentia got up for more coffee, shifting uncomfortably now that Cielle had made her aware of her figure.

"You okay?" Rainbow asked, noticing her discomfort.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Ascentia replied, filling her mug again and sitting back down.

"Would you like anything else?" Fluttershy asked.

Ascentia shook her head.

"You know, it's funny. I can pick whatever I freaking want... and yet I can't decide," Rainbow groaned, laying her head on the table.

"What's so hard about it?" Cielle asked, cocking her head, "You just pick what you want."

"It's not that. It's just, you know, this is kinda special. I want to make it count, and not pick only the same things. I wanna spice it up a bit," Rainbow replied.

Fluttershy leaned over and nuzzled her cheek, "It's alright, Dashie, you can take your time."

Cielle smiled while Ascentia gave a small nod of her head.

"Oh, in fact," Fluttershy smirked, getting up from the table, "I have something that just might help you out."

"Ooh, Shy talkin' dirty? Now this I gotta see," Cielle grinned.

"What's that?" Rainbow asked eagerly, sitting up straight, "I'll take anything!"

Fluttershy winked and sauntered over to the drawers, opening the third drawer and pulling out a magazine. Sauntering back, she laid it on the table in front of her.

"This came in for you," she said innocently, "I know how much you love these magazines. Can't imagine why, what with having a wife and two girlfriends," she teased.

"Hey, mags like these are for quick jerk-off material when said wife and girlfriends aren't around. You know they don't compare to either of you," Rainbow stuck her tongue out playfully, then looked down. Only for her jaw to drop, "No. No WAY..."

Fluttershy grinned, "Yes way, Dashie!"

"No WAY!!! Oh my freaking GOD!!" Rainbow grabbed the magazine and squeezed it in her fingers, wide-eyed, "Holy crap, no way! Best magazine EVER!!!" She flipped through the pages eagerly, coming upon the various photo spreads, "H-How did you guys get this made?"

"Well, I still have some connections from back when I was a model," Fluttershy smiled, "The girls and I talked it over, so I made a few phone calls, and... well, we had these made."

"That was a fun day," Cielle giggled, "Those guys could go for hours!"

Ascentia sipped her coffee quietly, a smirk crawling across her face and lightening her mood as she watched Rainbow gawk at the magazine.

"I am CANCELING subscriptions! All that other crap is childish drawings compared to this! Screw that! This is AWESOME!! I can't believe you made this for me! Wow! I feel like a kid in a candy store! This is awesome! I love yooouuuuu!!!" Rainbow grabbed Fluttershy in a hug, raining kisses all over her face, "And I love you!" She grabbed Ascentia and did the same, "And I love you!" She hugged Cielle and kissed her face too, "Jeez! This is too much! I just... wow! You girls are the bestiest! I know I'm saying silly words but I don't care! Yay!"

Ascentia giggled, rubbing her cheeks, "Well, looks like we never have to worry about shopping for gifts again," she remarked, "Christmas and Birthdays are going to be a cinch now."

"And that's why I got a job now as a porn star!" Cielle grinned widely, "They loved it so much and I freaking loved it too! Why'd I never think of that before? Helloooo pornorificness!"

"Oh, Cielle..." Fluttershy chuckled, patting her head, "You do that, sweetheart. Well Rainbow, we're so glad you like it. It was pretty fun to make."

"No kidding! This is so cool!" Rainbow flipped through a few more pages, grinning wider, "And so freaking hot! Hell, I'd even say those tasteful nude shots you guys did are awesome, too!"

"You know, I don't wanna be that girl," Ascentia said, turning to Cielle, "But if you're gonna start doing porn, you might wanna consider dying your hair."

"Why? It's-oh," Cielle pouted, "Yeah, you're right. Maybe I'll dye it blue... or purple!"

"Blue's good. It's hot," Ascentia grinned, "It screams 'I was born to suck dicks for money!'"

Cielle laughed, nodding, "Yeah, you're right again! Thanks Asy, I'm gonna go to the salon first thing tomorrow morning and get it dyed!"

Ascentia raised her mug in approval, "What's your first job with?"

"They want me to pose for next month's issue of Hustler," Cielle drank down some more beer, "They've got this Mile High Club theme going on, so that's gonna be my first gig!"

"Sex on an airplane? Nice," Ascentia chuckled, "Bathroom stall, or seat lobby?"

"Mix of both," Cielle replied, "They did originally want to keep it to the bathroom stall, but I knew the seat lobby would raise a lot more interest too! They loved it."

"Nice, any idea what knockoff you'd wanna do if you got the chance?" Ascentia asked.

"Hmmm..." Cielle tapped her chin, "I always did fancy doing a knockoff of that one film I saw..."

Laying down the magazine, Rainbow grinned widely, "I gotta say, this thing's giving me ideas."

"Do tell," Fluttershy kissed her cheek, "What do you have in mind?"

"We're gonna start simple, kinda. Two of you are gonna watch a movie with me, while the other is gonna suck on my cock the entire time!" Rainbow grinned wider.

Ascentia raised an eyebrow, "That's... odd. Even for you."

"What movie?" Cielle asked.

"That cute lesbian flick, Blue Is The Warmest Color." Rainbow grinned, winking.

Ascentia stifled a chuckle, "Oh now I get it!"

Cielle reached over and Ascentia hi fived her.

"No fair!" Fluttershy giggled at this.

"I'll say!" Cielle chortled, "Okay, rock paper scissors!"

The three of them threw, with Fluttershy getting Paper, Ascentia getting Rock, and Cielle getting Scissors.

"...Well this isn't gonna work. Rock smashes paper, then scissors cut paper..." Cielle said, confused, "We all beat each other!"

"No no, rock smashes scissors and paper covers rock," Fluttershy corrected.

"So, your paper covers her rock, but her rock smashes my scissors, and then my scissors cut your paper," Cielle made a winding motion, "Jeez! No one wins this round."

"Wait... who does what if they win?" Ascentia asked, "Watch the dirty movie, or suck cock?"

"How should I know? Sucking Dash's cock AND watching a lesbian film are both freaking awesome!" Cielle pouted, "So yeah, does the loser suck the cock? But that sounds more like the winner, or wouldn't the winner get a chance to watch the movie... I'm going cross-eyed."

Fluttershy looked over at Rainbow for help, "What should we do?"

"Considering we suck her off all the damn time, wouldn't the loser suck her off?" Ascentia suggested as Rainbow sat back and grinned at the display, "Then again, five years and it's still soothing as hell."

"Then how do we decide? There's gonna either be one winner and two losers, or two winners and one loser! How do we figure all that out?" Cielle went on, "And then what? Duke it out?"

"A fistfight for cocksucking?" Ascentia remarked, "I've seen weirder shit."

"I didn't mean a fistfight! Just that it becomes mono y mono!" Cielle shook her head.

"But then, how would that work?" Fluttershy wanted to know, "Who wins or loses that, and who does what?"

"Gah! We keep opening up more questions!" Cielle cried, "Daaaaaash! Help! Does the winner or loser suck you off?"

"Okay, this isn't cute anymore," Rainbow snickered, "You girls can't make your own decisions without me. Who's seen the movie?"

"Hey, I resent that!" Cielle pouted, "And for the record, I've seen it."

"I didn't," Fluttershy said.

"I saw half of it," Ascentia said, "Me and Twilight got thrown out of the theater."

"Why?"

"We had our hands in eachother's jeans," Ascentia scrunched her lips up.

Cielle laughed, Fluttershy giggled behind her hand, and Rainbow smirked as she snickered.

"Yep, you two are huge horn dogs," Rainbow laughed, slapping her knee.

"Hey, once you see it, you'll know why," Ascentia remarked as Cielle cupped her rear.

"Oh, I know what you mean," Cielle chuckled.

"Then I guess it's decided," Rainbow smirked, "Asy, Shy, you two watch it with me. Ci, you're on my cock for the movie's runtime!"

"Damn, two hours of that? You're gonna chafe by the end," Cielle laughed, getting up and wrapping her arms around Rainbow's waist.

"Well, you'll have to stop to breathe sometimes," Rainbow laughed, nuzzling her, "But that'll be intense. Two lovely snugglies, a hottie on my cock, and a hot film? Hoo boy, I wonder how far I can test the limits!"

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