"I can't believe you two got CAUGHT!" Rainbow laughed as they all sat in the car on the way home, "That's hysterical!"

"Yes yes, hahaha, quite hilarious," Rarity muttered, "Can we please change topics?"

"Oh, but it's really funny," Fluttershy giggled.

"No kidding!" Pinkie laughed, "I knew it! I knew you two were still sleeping together! It was only a matter of time before you'd get caught! Hee hee! Too bad we couldn't be there! The looks on your faces must've been priceless!"

"So how did they catch you, anyway? Hands in the cookie jars? In the middle of a snack? Grinding your epic mount?"

Both Applejack and Rarity didn't answer, just looked away from all of them with furious blushes on their cheeks.

Rainbow laughed as Fluttershy turned a corner onto the highway, "Oh boy! So when's the wedding?"

Rarity squirmed in her seat, "It isn't like that... W-We're friends with benefits..."

"Hee hee! Liars!" Pinkie giggled, "Come oooonnn, I see the way you two look at each other! Just get married already!"

"We tried being Friends with Benefits too, look what happened to us," Rainbow laughed, indicating to Fluttershy and Spectrum, who latched onto his mother's neck and kissed her cheek.

"Yes, we're aware of how it didn't work in your case, darling. But it's complicated..." Rarity sighed, shaking her head.

"You sillies! No it's not! You're still in love and you sleep together just to have an excuse to be together!" Pinkie pointed out.

"Yeah, the only complicated thing here is your own denial," Rainbow laughed, "Besides, who else is AJ gonna screw, eh?"

Applejack huffed and tilted her hat down over her eyes.

"Just... drop us off at the farm, please," Rarity sighed, "I have nothing more to say of this."

"Ah concur," Applejack mumbled.

"Got it, drop ya off at the love nest," Rainbow giggled, along with Fluttershy.

Ascentia nuzzled into Rarity's shoulder and giggled, "You and AJ are cute together, Rare-bear," she grinned, kissing her cheek.

"...Thank you," Rarity murmured, "Now if you will-" She was cut off the moment Ascentia went back into her neck to search for more candy, "...Never mind."

"You still have caramel all over you," Ascentia giggled, licking her neck, "...And something kinda tangy..."

"It's nothing, dear." Rarity said dismissively.

"It tastes good..." Ascentia giggled, licking at the spot on her neck where there was a lot of what she had tasted.

Applejack looked up as her mind flashed back to earlier.

"I can't believe this," Rarity huffed as Applejack withdrew her hand from her pants as they hastily tried to dress themselves.

"Hey hey," Applejack said softly, laying both hands on either side of her neck, "It'll be fine. Worst we have t'deal with is Rainbow making some snide jokes."

"...Ascentia, ya might not wanna lick Rarity's neck," Applejack said sheepishly.

"Bite me, it's delicious," Ascentia giggled, licking Rarity's neck.

"No, she's quite correct..." Rarity said, but was ignored, "...All right then, suit yourself."

"She's gonna be out of it for a while, isn't she?" Rainbow remarked, "So much for our plans tonight, eh Shy?"

Fluttershy gave a nod of agreement, "It looks like it, Dashie."

"And what plans were they?" Rarity asked.

"Orgy," Rainbow said bluntly, "Cielle's been begging for one for years."

Rarity blushed, "I see..."

"Oh well, we'll just have to push it back, especially with Ascentia's broken arm," Fluttershy remarked.

"Yup," Rainbow nodded.

"Hey, does Twi know what y'all have been using her wife like a free sex toy?" Applejack asked with a frown.

"Nope," Ascentia giggled, nibbling Rarity's shoulder.

"All she knows is that Ascentia is a little involved when it comes to Rainbow, but not much more than that," Fluttershy clarified.

"Wait, when did you and Twilight get re-married?" Rarity queried, looking at Ascentia oddly.

Ascentia pouted, "I may have... lost the divorce papers and... didn't get new ones..."

"So y'all have still been married this whole time?" Applejack asked.

"...Maybe."

Everyone was silent for a couple of moments, all while Ascentia happily went back to licking the substances off of Rarity's neck.

"Well, in absolute honesty, I can't even say that surprises me," Rarity admitted.

"Yeah, that's just Asy for ya," Rainbow sighed, "Though I would have liked to know I've been fucking a married woman."

"Me too," Fluttershy sighed, shaking her head a little, "Oh, this will be something to explain to Twilight..."

"Oh!" Ascentia said in realization as she licked along Rarity's neck, "It's pussy juice!"

"Feeling any better, snugglepuss?" Rainbow asked as Ascentia laid with her head down in Fluttershy's lap.

"Mmhmm," Ascentia nodded happily.

"Well, that's good," Fluttershy said, idly playing with her hair.

"You're so soft, Shy," Ascentia giggled, licking Fluttershy's exposed stomach, "And warm..."

"Thank you," Fluttershy gave a smile, "I try to be."

"God she's cute when she's like this," Rainbow laughed, sitting down next to Fluttershy as Ascentia kept licking whatever exposed skin she could find.

"She's pretty cute and funny like this," Fluttershy agreed, still playing with her hair.

"I wonder just how concious she is," Rainbow mused as she watched Ascentia nuzzled Fluttershy's stomach and kiss her thighs.

"I asked her what she wanted for dinner, and all she said was 'Cats are funny,'" Fluttershy giggled.

"I said concious, I didn't say coherent," Rainbow remarked, "As in, how much will she remember when the drugs wear off."

"It's hard to say, I guess we'll have to see how she'll be effected afterward."

A grin overcame Rainbow's face, "...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Fluttershy looked apalled, "Rainbow! I can't believe you! After all the poor woman's been through, how dare you even suggest such a thing!"

"...I was going to suggest we draw a bunch of silly shit on her face so when she wakes up in the morning she has no idea what the hell happened last night," Rainbow said with the deadpanniest of deadpans, "But it's nice to know what you think of me."

"Actually, it's nice to know what you think of me," Fluttershy poked her nose.

Rainbow giggled and kissed Fluttershy's cheek, "We're weird."

"Old news, my love," Fluttershy cooed, then produced a couple of writing increments, "Sharpie or fine point?"

"Sharpie, it's more permanent," Rainbow grinned.

Ascentia rubbed her head as she slowly st up in bed, the memory of yesterday nothing but a blurry haze in her mind. Sitting up, she caught site of herself in the mirror. The word "MINGEGURGLE" written right across her face. Along with a moustache and kitty whiskers.

"Wow..." she muttered, "They wrote it backwards just so I would see it..."

"Mama!" Sunrise knocked on the door, then opened it, "Mama, come on! It's morning!"

Ascentia sat up and rubbed her eyes, "Alright sweetie, just... Mama's a little groggy."

"Huwwy!" Sunrise said excitedly, then hurried out of the room to go downstairs.

Ascentia sat up, and realized she wasn't going to get her clothes on with the sling around her arm. Shrugging, she straghtened her bra and panties and slogged her way downstairs to the rest of the family sitting at the table.

"Morning..." she mumbled.

"I see your decadance is as strong as it's ever been," Twilight Velvet frowned from her seat.

Ascentia's eyes snapped open at the sound of her mother in law's voice, "What the hell are you doing here?!" she exclaimed, out of surprise more than anything else.

"Is that any way to greet your-"

"Mrs. Sparkle," Fluttershy cut in, her voice sharp, "Please. Don't do this."

Twilight Velvet pursed her lips and conceded, "Fine. The reason I'm here, Ascentia, is because I wanted to see my granddaughter."

Ascentia sat back in her chair, "And they let you in without checking for ID or if you were wearing the skin of a highborne virgin?"

"Your insolence is not nearly as amusing," Velvet said, narrowing her eyes, "You certainly have a lot of nerve just waltzing in and-"

"Hey!" Rainbow cut her off, "Are you forgetting who's house this is? If you can't be nice, the door's over there."

"You know, Mom, one of these days Ascentia's just gonna up and punch you," Shining Armor remarked.

Sunrise came back into the room, holding a sippy cup in her hands, "Uncle Shiny? I want more juice."

Shining Armor ruffled Sunrise's hair and carried her into the kitchen, "Alright kiddo, let's get you more juice."

An uncomfortable silence followed. At least until Twilight Velvet broke it.

"So you really are still living here," she remarked, shaking her head, "I suppose I shouldn't be so surprised."

"What's there to be surprised about?" Ascentia asked, taking the coffee that Fluttershy offered her.

Velvet rolled her eyes, "Never mind. I still have to wonder how you even manage to raise Sunrise in these conditions."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Rainbow wanted to know, "We're not some nuclear family but this isn't a-"

"As if you don't even know what I'm talking about," Velvet interrupted, "You being a pedophile and all that-"

Fluttershy shot up from her seat, her eyes narrowing, "Finish that sentence and you are out the door."

Velvet stopped, "...Never mind."

"You know, Velvet, I wouldn't be all that quick to start throwing people's reputations around," Ascentia said bitterly, unfolding a clipped news article from the waistband of her underwear and laying it on the table, "Unless we want the cycle of abuse to come up."

The headline read "PRINCESS TWILIGHT INSTITUTIONALIZED AFTER YEARS OF ABUSE AND RAPE COME TO LIGHT."

"That shit is taught, you snobby old gargoyle," Ascentia snapped.

Velvet pursed her lips into a thin line, "You have a lot of nerve bringing that into this."

"What nerve? What nerve does that take?" Ascentia raised her arms in query.

"Do I really have to explain it?!" Velvet half shouted, "I'll have you know that-"

"Mrs. Sparkle, stop shouting," Fluttershy said coldly, "Your granddaughter is in the other room and my son is sleeping upstairs. Lower your voice."

"Now go on," Ascentia taunted, "You'll have me know what?"

Velvet let out an annoyed huff, "This has nothing to do with Twilight's abuse to you. Why you would even bring it into this baffles me, unless you're making sure to get the attention you apparently seek."

"You took an unncessary shot at my family, I take one at you in turn," Ascentia spat.

"Your family?" Velvet said with disbelief, "You actually think they're your family?"

"Y'know Twilight's Mom, I'm beginnig to wonder why we even let you in the house in the first place," Rainbow said crossly, "Ascentia IS our family, just as we're hers. Don't spout bullshit you don't even know."

"I know this may be a shock to you, but things like taking someone in when they need help, protecting them from their abuser, and being absolute darlings to Sunny are things that family does," Ascentia bit back, "Why do you think Sunny has about nine Aunts? Being a snide bitch begging for a kick in the teeth? That's only what you do."

Velvet let out a noise that sounded like a snarl, "What in the world do you know about family? What do either of you know about family? You have a pedophile, a filthy adulteress, a mentally unstable sister, and you, Ascentia... What in the world can either of you say about family?"

"That you are fucking terrible at it," Ascentia said flatly, "It wasn't any of us that made the ever infamous Dusk manifest. It was you."

"How DARE you insinuate such a thing!" Velvet protested.

"She wasn't insinuating a thing," Fluttershy spat, "We know because Twilight fully admitted it."

"I watched you, Velvet," Ascentia sneered, "I saw how you acted around Twilight, AND around me when we were kids. And you've been a right foul bitch as long as I've known you. All because your daughter likes pussy and you can't deal with that!"

"It's unnatural!" Velvet protested, "How can I deal with it when it is completely foreign to me?! Especially coming from my own daughter?!"

"Well if it's so foreign to you, go out and lick someone's snatch so you can familiarize yourself," Ascentia snapped.

"How dare you! I have no interest in that!" Velvet shot back, giving her a weirded out look, "Sex with women is repulsive! How in the world did either of you think it could possibly work?! You can't just flip a switch and change!"

"Hey, it worked for Fluttershy," Ascentia laughed, "Oh and hey! Her parents were just as big of assholes as you are! I'm noticing a trend here..."

"What?! That's impossible! You can't just-"

Fluttershy held her hand up, "You can stop talking like you think you know me, lady. I do, however, find it hard to label my sexuality. But you know what? I don't care. I don't need to. I love Rainbow with all my heart and I find her sexually attractive, as well as a few other women in my life. I've come to realize I do like women on some kind of level."

Velvet made a noise of disgust, looking away, "I can imagine how your parents must have felt. There is nothing worse than hearing your child not at all adhering to the traditions."

"Oh, that's not true, Shy adheres to a lot of traditions," Ascentia smirked, "Rainbow, show her!"

"No."

"Aw..."

"This is absolutely outrageous. I cannot believe my own granddaughter is being raised with all of this filth. Let alone that strange son of yours," Velvet spat.

The room immediately went silent.

"Get. The. Fuck. OUT!" Rainbow snarled, glaring daggers.

"If you think you can insult our children like this, you're wrong. Get out!" Fluttershy growled.

"Excuse me, but I am not leaving!" Velvet protested.

Ascentia had completely disregarded the insult to her daughter and nephew and looked at Velvet quizzically, "You know Velvet, you're awfully adamant about lesbians. Sheds a very interesting light..."

"Excuse me?!" Velvet shot a glare at her, "Still your tongue, you insolent welp! I will have you know that I-"

Rainbow then grabbed her arm, yanking her off the chair, "Asy, take her outside, you can interrogate her there."

"Let go of me!" Velvet snarled. "I will file for harassment!"

"Let go of her, Rainbow," Ascentia smirked, to which Rainbow begrudingly let go of her, "I meant nothing by it, Velvet, it's just that I was always curious as to why Twilight couldn't stop raping me, even with how much she apologized every time. Experimenting a little on the kids, were we?"

"You know nothing!" Velvet screeched, "How dare you insinuate such a thing!"

"Did I pluck a nerve?" Ascentia asked, "Twilight was always nervous about sex, moreso than virgins usually are. Are we dealing with repressed memories of special time with Mommy?"

"Never!! That is a filthy lie! Twilight is just mentally ill and her liking women is only part of it!" Velvet growled, "I am not a pedophile! Unlike her over there!"

Ascentia grinned wickedly and leaned forward, laying her face in her hands, "Goodness, you're awfully touchy. This is why you shouldn't eat pussy until it's ripe."

"I did NOTHING to my daughter! NOTHING!" Velvet screeched.

"What the hell is going on out here?" Shining Armor poked his head into the dining room.

"I'm torturing your mother," Ascentia said, waving a hand.

"Oh, carry on then," Shining Armor shrugged, closing the door to the kitchen.

"You know, now that I think about it, this does explain why Twilight was always nervous about holding Sunny right after she was born," Ascentia said to Rainbow, "Unpleasant memories and all that."

Despite the daggering glares sent Velvet's way, Rainbow turned her gaze back to Ascentia with a thoughtful look, "Yeah, that does make sense. She was scared of becoming her mother."

"It explains a lot of things," Fluttershy said, calmly sipping her tea.

Ascentia sipped her coffee, "Explains why I had to be the one to change Sunny. Probably had bad flashbacks to her own changes."

"How dare you all say such things!"

"So that's why she was all rebellious and then got all angry and stuff," Rainbow remarked, "Plus why she can't seem to let go."

Velvet let out an angered huff, "You're all being ridiculous! I did no such thing to Twilight!"

"She told me that teethmark scar on her ass was a birthmark," Ascentia said, "And I bet she believes that, too!"

"What?!" Fluttershy looked shocked at this, "That's...That's terrible!"

"You can all stop talking as if I'm not here!" Velvet growled.

Rainbow glared at her, "Then why not do just that? We'll talk about you whether or not you're here."

"But if that's what you want, then how'd she taste?" Ascentia smriked, "I mean, I already know how she tastes, but I'm sure Rainbow would love to hear a first hand account."

"Hey!"

"I'll make it up to you later."

"You damn well better."

"You're all a bunch of-! That is it! I am not staying here and listening to this any further!" Velvet grabbed her purse and stood, "I'm leaving!"

"In case you forgot, we kicked you out," Rainbow rolled her eyes, "Asta la vista."

Twilight Velvet slammed the door, rattling the shelves and knocking a picture off the wall. Rainbow and Fluttershy huffed, before Rainbow turned to Ascentia.

"Jesus Ascentia, that was evil. Brilliant, but evil," she remarked.

Ascentia leaned back in her chair and sipped her coffee, "She won't be coming back for a VERY long time."

"Good. She's not welcome in this house," Fluttershy said, sighing heavily.

"I second that," Rainbow agreed.

"Now, I believe I said I'd make it up to you?" Ascentia grinned, nuzzling Rainbow's cheek.

"Uh, yeah. That woman insulted my family and made an ass of herself even after I told her to get the fuck out," Rainbow snorted, "I'm gonna need a ton. Asy, your ass is mine. Shy baby, you go upstairs, I'll come take care of you after."

Fluttershy smiled pleasantly, giving them both a kiss on the cheek before getting up and heading upstairs.

"Shining! Take Sunny and Spectrum to the park! Go out the back door!"

"Got it!" Shining called from the kitchen before there was a hasty slam of the back door.

At this, a very wide smirk came to Rainbow's face, "Oh, and you tried to make me pull my pants down. You think I'm gonna let that slide?"

"That was, what, the one time you didn't want to pull your pants down?" Ascentia giggled.

"Still not lettin' it slide, Asy..." Rainbow chuckled, "Over the counter, now."

Ascentia pouted, but stood up and sauntered over the the counter, bending over it and resting her arms on the toaster.

Rainbow went to the bathroom, then came back, holding some lube in her hand, "Good girl... now let's get down to business." Next Chapter: All... Feely And Stuff Estimated time remaining: 8 Hours, 23 Minutes