"You really want to know the truth, doc?"

"That is why I am here, Rainbow," Dr Wolf nodded, "I can't help you if I don't know the truth."

"Okay. So, when I was first here for, I don't know, a couple weeks or so, I heard this voice in my head. I'd heard it before I came here, but yeah. So I'm just doing my thing and feel like I finally have someone to talk to. Next thing I know, she's taking this mind of her own. Like she's another person and not just, well, part of my mind," Rainbow said as she leaned back a little. She looked at the doctor, exhaling, "I sound crazy, don't I? Well, you gotta hear the full story. Anyway, so eventually, she starts appearing in front of me, like she's there. It used to be that I was fantasizing about her, well, being visible. But she was actually there, like she was in the room with me."

"So you've been seeing apparitions of this... person?" Dr Wolf asked, "To what end?"

Rainbow shrugged a bit, "Believe me, I still don't know how it works. She also wanted a name, like an actual name, so I named her Cielle. She used to be Pervy, since that was what she was, a living manifestation of my most perverse side. But she was more than that, she was... like an actual person, who just happened to look and sound like me, like a twin. At that moment, the only other person who knew she was real was Fluttershy. ...Yeah, I'm gonna spare the details about that, heh heh... Anyway, so Cielle's definitely becoming more and more real. When someone believes in her, actually believing she's there, it's like she becomes real to them. In fact, she's standing right there, right beside your chair."

"Hi, doc!" Said Cielle, giggling, "I know you can't see me now, but I'm right here! Whoo! Look at me!" She started doing a silly little dance, proving to be quite bad at it.

Dr Wolf looked behind him, seeing nothing, "So what you're saying is that it is a spiritual side you've taken since you've been here?"

"At this point, pretty much," Rainbow replied.

Cielle slouched over, pouting, "Awww, come on, Doc! I'm here! Here! Believe in me! I'm like Santa Claus, except I'm not a jolly fat man in red who goes around giving presents to kids all over the world! Come to think of it, how does he do that? He's got millions of kids and he has to deliver all of them in a single night? I seriously gotta look more into that..."

"Very well, if that is indeed the case I see no need to isolate you," Dr Wolf remarked, "This doesn't seem to be dangerous."

"Dangerous? Hardly," Rainbow snorted, "That's exactly what I was telling you. Okay, I know it looks crazy since it looks like I'm talking to myself like I'm having a real conversation. I get it, doc. Nah, I'm just having some fun and glad to have company. She keeps me sane!"

"Hey, doc! Look! I'm taking your pencil and floating it around!" Cielle bounced around the room with a pencil in her hand, laughing, "Woooooooo! I'm a ghooooooost! Wooooooo! A floating pencil!"

Dr Wolf seemed to not aknowledge her as he motioned for the orderlies, "Please escort Ms Dash back to her room. And let the receptionist know that she will be granted another leave next week."

"Hello?! I'm right here, doc! Hey! Just look up, for crying out loud!"

Rainbow got up, grinning widely, "Really? Awesome! Now I can see my family and friends! Woohoo! C'mon, Cielle, let's dash!"

Cielle pouted, tossing the pencil across the room, "Fiiiine. I'm right behind ya, Dash."

"Did the doc actually PLAN on this falling on your kid's birthday?" Cielle asked, leaning over from the backseat.

"I don't think so, but if he did, he didn't tell me," Rainbow chuckled, "Oh, she is so going to have the surprise of her life."

"Providing you two can keep quiet long enough to get in the door," Ascentia laughed, "With all that chatter, they'll hear us pulling up in the driveway."

"Don't worry, honey bunch, as a master of pranks, the plan's as good as gold," Rainbow giggled, winking, "Okay, zipping up!"

"Me too!" Cielle made a zipping motion across her lips.

"Good," Ascentia sighed, rubbing her head. Fiddling with a bottle, she popped a headache pill into her mouth and swallowed it, "Oh, that's gonna feel nice in a bit."

"Headache?" Cielle asked.

"Yup."

"This lump on the back of your head would say otherwise," she grinned.

"You okay?" Rainbow asked, looking concerned.

Ascentia sighed, looking at the GPS and realizing it was going to be a long drive. May as well.

"Twilight's been having more relapses lately," Ascentia said dejectedly, "She went off her meds a week or so ago."

"...She didn't...." Rainbow's gaze hardened, "Oh, no..."

"That's terrible," Cielle bit her lip, reaching over the backseat and gently touching her shoulder.

Ascentia shrugged, "Eh, that's pretty light all things considered..."

"What do you mean all things considered?" Cielle asked.

Ascentia shifted in her seat, turning her gaze back to the road.

"What is it? Is there something going on?" Rainbow wanted to know.

Ascentia chewed her lip, aggravating the scabs even more, "She... did it again."

Cielle blinked, "Did what again?"

"What this one almost did," Ascentia said quietly, pointing her thumb at Rainbow.

"What?! Why I oughta-"

"Cool it Dash, it's not gonna help."

Taking a deep breath, Rainbow calmed herself, "I know, I got it, I'm cool... I'm cool. But to think she did that to you again...! Gah!"

"That's how I got the headache," Ascentia sighed, "She threw me against the bookcase when she was done."

"I'm gonna have a serious talk with her later," Rainbow grumbled, "And no, I'm not gonna hurt her or start calling her crazy. We just got a serious talk to have."

"...Thanks," Ascentia whispered as she put the car in a lower gear, slowing down as her hands quivered on the wheel.

"You gonna be okay to keep driving?" Cielle asked.

"Yeah, I should be fine," Ascentia said, wiping her eyes, "Don't worry, I've never had an accident."

"What about that time we saw The Omen?"

"I never had an accident while driving!"

"What about when that deer jumped in front of the car?"

"I've never had a car accident, you jackass!"

"Uh-huh."

"You two can really be assholes," Ascentia frowned.

"Thank you, I appreciate that compliment about our awesome asses," Cielle quipped, laughing.

"Don't make me come back there!" Ascentia quipped.

"When?" Cielle giggled, "Might want to make your threats less appealing!"

"Fine. Don't make me turn this car around," Ascentia said, looking directly at her through the rearview mirror.

Cielle laughed, "Okay, Asy baby! Hey, Dash, any idea if Pinkie's gonna be at this party?"

"Well, of course! She's the one throwing it!" Rainbow snickered, "I don't even need to ask why..."

"Because she's Pinkie and that's her thing?" Ascentia asked, "Kinda like your thing is fucking anything with a pulse?"

Rainbow blew a raspberry, "Nah, I've still got limits."

"Are we there yet?" Cielle pouted, sounding like a child.

"No," Ascentia replied, "And yes you would, Rainbow."

"Nuh-uh!" Rainbow playfully gave her the finger.

"Yuh-huh," Ascentia retorted, batting her finger, "Wasn't that hard to convince you to get in bed with me."

"Hey, I don't do strangers, so that doesn't count!"

"What about that girl you told the doctor about?" Ascentia smirked.

Rainbow's pupils shrank, "How do you know about that?!"

"Twilight and Fluttershy are always talking about your progress. They get all of Wolf's reports on you," Ascentia remarked.

"Ooooohhh!" Cielle smirked.

Palming her face, Rainbow groaned, "Oh, bother."

"So, wanna try that again, Mr Sheen?" Ascentia said smugly.

"Okay, fine! But that was in the past! I don't do that with strangers anymore, okay?!" Rainbow looked out the window, crossing her arms and legs.

"I dunno, you and I never really talked much before all that," Ascentia said, looking back out the windshield, "I was always Twilight's Wife to you guys."

Rainbow rolled her eyes a little, "Yeah, but at least I knew who you were and enough to get used to you being around, dingus."

Ascentia grinned widely, "I know, I'm just playin'."

Blowing a raspberry, Rainbow flipped her off again, snickering.

"Are we there yet?" Cielle poked the back of the driver's seat, "I know we're not, but I'm bored."

"Well find something to amuse yourself with," Ascentia barked.

Cielle grinned, "Okay!"

A few moments went by as the car fell silent on the drive along the highway. Rainbow had been staring out the window thoughtfully, but was derailed when she heard a loud buzzing sound from the backseat. Looking over, she could see Cielle fiddling with what looked like a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Amusing myself," Cielle snickered, "What better way than a little relief? Besides, vibrators are cool!"

Ascentia looked up at the rearview mirror, "Really? In 35 degree weather?"

"Still a good sweaty work out," Cielle shrugged, "Besides, at least the seats aren't leather! That'd be killer on my legs!"

"Wouldn't be if you guys wore something other than hip-length jean shorts," Ascentia quipped, turning off onto another highway.

"And hide these killer legs of mine when I don't have to? Screw that," Rainbow chuckled.

"I might switch to skirts," Cielle giggled, placing the vibrator down her shorts, "Commando style!"

"By the time you get out, you two are gonna be screwing right out in public, aren't you?" Ascentia laughed.

"Public screwing, hell yeah!" Cielle whooped, "The implied twincest will make it ten times hotter!"

"I don't know what's weirder," Ascentia laughed, "That you're into that idea, or that it's actually legal."

"Ooohhh yeah!" Cielle cheered, both in response and because of the buzzing vibrator, "It's gonna be awesome!"

Ascentia glanced up at her through the mirror and started chewing her lip again, slumping back in her seat.

"You okay over there?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah, just..." Ascentia trailed off. 'Turned on by all the shit in my car!'

Cielle moaned a little, gripping the seat, "Gotta get it outta my system... To be all ready for some birthday party fun!"

"Uh-huh," Ascentia remarked, crossing her legs dangerously as she kept her foot to the gas pedal.

"Might want to pull over..." Rainbow said, noticing this.

"Why?" Ascentia asked.

"You look a little tense. You sure you can drive while feeling all horny?"

Ascentia looked down at the bulge in Rainbow's shorts, "You're one to talk. And with Buzz Light-Spectrum back there, if I pull over we're goin' nowhere."

"Buzz-Light-Spectrum? I like that!" Cielle laughed.

"Thank you," Ascentia smirked, shifting her thighs a bit, "So looks like I ain't pullin' over anytime soon. Unless you have a better idea."

Rainbow chuckled, "Nope, I'm good. I took my meds before we left, so I feel fine. Sure my boner's a little nudgey, but it's all cool. Besides, I'm saving that for tonight."

"Exactly," Ascentia remarked, shifting her thighs again, this time making the car wobble.

"All done!" Cielle announced, pulling the vibrator out of her shorts, "Yeah, I can cum quietly. So what?"

"I didn't say any-" Ascentia stopped short when she glanced up at the mirror and wrenched the wheel over, bringing the car into the opposite lane just as another car burned through where they'd just been a few seconds ago.

"ASSHOLE!" Ascentia roared, sticking her head out the window along with her middle finger.

"Dude..." Cielle recoiled, wide-eyed, "What a jerk, cutting you off like that."

Ascentia held a hand to her chest, as her breathing skyrocketed, "Fucking christ, that guy could have killed us!"

"No kidding, they-SPEED UP OR GET OFF THE ROAD, JACKASS!" Rainbow yelled out the window, then pulled back, "Jeez. I think I'll go back to my safe hospital room if this is gonna keep up."

"Yeesh, I'm sure not driving! Even if those sports cars look awesome..." Cielle said.

Ascentia cast a quick glance to Rainbow, "You'd take the safe option? Man, those docs really must have gotten into your head. What happened to the Rainbow who once rode Fluttershy senseless while Twilight was driving?"

"Not easy to do when the car hit potholes..." Rainbow recalled.

"My car has shocks," Ascentia laughed, "Potholes don't mean shit."

"Wait, that happened and I didn't see it?!" Cielle gaped, "No fair!"

Ascentia laughed, rubbing her thighs together, "Yup. Twi was shocked, but I was egging them on."

"How could I not? Spacious yet tight back seat, Flutters right there next to me, with those 'Come hither' sexy bedroom eyes? I was sold!" Rainbow snickered.

"I am not going to rest until I see that happen sometime," Cielle pouted.

"Who the hell is knocking at this hour," Fluttershy grumbled as she looked out the peephole, seeing Ascentia's scowl as she opened the door, "There you are! Where have you been? We're about to start the party."

Ascentia stood to the side to show Rainbow and Cielle, a big smirk on all their faces.

"Surprise!" Said Cielle.

Fluttershy's went wide, her mouth agape for a brief moment. She then smiled and threw her arms around Rainbow tightly, "You're here! I can't believe it!"

Rainbow grinned and hugged her, "C'mon, you didn't think I'd miss Squirt's birthday, did ya?"

"I was hoping you wouldn't," Fluttershy happily peppered her face with kisses, nuzzling her, "Oh, I missed you... Scootaloo will be so happy to see you! What a wonderful surprise!"

Cielle cooed as she watched the two snuggle up with eachother on the spot. Ascentia laughed and maneuvered past them, looking for her wife.

"Alright, where is the little chickadee?" Cielle asked.

"She's out with her little girlfriends!" Pinkie said, overhearing as she came over, "I told them to take her out for the day so that we could set up the party! She'll be home any minute, now! Hello hello, Cielle! Glad you could make it, toosies!"

"Oh no way I'm missing a chance to see you again," Cielle winked.

Pinkie giggled, winking back, "Oh, you are so coming home with me tonight, baby cakes!"

"Oh I am so there!" Cielle grinned, following her off to the drink table.

"Those two..." Rainbow giggled, "Soon there's gonna be a Dash for everyone."

"Ooh my," Fluttershy laughed at the thought.

Rainbow chuckled as she hoisted Fluttershy up, carrying her into the living room, "Nice to see you guys didn't make a mess of my house."

"Oooh, my! You're strong," Fluttershy snuggled against her, "No, not at all. Scootaloo wanted to make sure we had it all nice and lived in for you, so we managed to get permission to do so."

Rainbow smiled and set her down in a chair, climbing into her lap, "That's nice. I wouldn't mind if you guys moved in here. It's bigger and has more furniture for everyone."

"We've been in the process of that," Fluttershy said, nuzzling her nose, "She's already trying to decorate the nursery."

"We know if it's a boy or a girl yet?" Rainbow asked, rubbing her belly.

Fluttershy nodded, "Oh, yes! I was going to tell you either in my next letter or next time we had a visit. But I'll tell you now. We're having a boy."

Rainbow pulled back a little bit, a small smile creeping across her face, "I'm... gonna have a son..."

She leaned back in and buried her face back into Fluttershy's neck, squeeing in a highly uncharacteristic manner.

Laughing, Fluttershy stroked her hair and nuzzled her head, "It's exciting, isn't it?"

Rainbow nodded as she kissed along Fluttershy's cheek.

"Oh my god... it's you," came a small voice from behind them.

The two looked up, seeing a younger woman standing nearby them. She was fairly tall, with long strawberry blonde hair, shining brown eyes, and wearing a colourful sun dress. Whoever she was, she looked at Rainbow intensely with recognition.

"Uh... Do I know you?" she asked, looking the woman up and down. She looked only a year or two older than Scootaloo.

The woman faltered, "Rainbow Dash... don't you remember me? I'm Lace. We met, like, last year. Remember? Outside the bar in town?"

Rainbow's blood ran cold. This was the girl she'd told her doctor about. The girl she'd had sex with when she was far younger than she is now.

"Oh... hey... yeah, I remember, I just... you look... different," Rainbow said, supressing both a blush and a feeling of dread.

"Excuse me, how do you know Rainbow, exactly?" Fluttershy wanted to know, getting a bad feeling about this.

"Oh, she and I had sex," said Lace, nodding, "I thought it was pretty nice how she's a woman and yet has a dick. I thought she was really hot, and yeah, I really wanted to. Say, who are you?"

Fluttershy kept her composure, giving a little nod of her own, "I'm Fluttershy, her wife."

"Wife?!" Lace exclaimed, wide-eyed, "Wait, since when did you get married? You always said you'd never settle down."

"I uh... it was about four months ago," Rainbow said, not looking at her, "Friends since we were kids... ya know, Disney Romance?"

"That's not a Disney Romance at all," Ascentia called out from across the room, "Disney Romances are like Vegas marriages!"

"...Whatever," Lace said, looking disappointed, "I'm actually Scootaloo's math tutor, that's why I'm here. I didn't think I'd ever see you again. You even said if we did, we'd totally do it again. Where've you been all this time, anyway? You never called me again."

Rainbow turned around, "I went back to school, got a life and family and a bunch of other stuff. You were fourteen, anyway."

"Come ON, Rainbow Dash, just 'cause you're married doesn't mean we can't still have fun," Lace pleaded.

Standing up, Fluttershy adjusted her sweater and leaned back a bit because of her swollen stomach, "Lace... whatever you and Rainbow will talk about, take it outside. I don't know what possessed you to coerce someone over age into being with you, but that's not happening anymore. Now either you take it outside, or drop it," she then walked off toward the row of tables.

Lace cringed, "Jeez, what's her problem?"

"You just came on to me right in front of my wife, that's her problem," Rainbow said, making a high huffing sound that reminded her of Rarity, "Like, seriously, who does that?"

"I'm not gonna just stifle myself, Rainbow Dash, you know that," Lace said, crossing her arms, "Besides, I didn't force you to do anything. You let me. You took me."

"Still, there's something called tact!" Rainbow said, '...Never thought I'd give this lesson to someone...' "You don't just say shit like that in front of someone's wife!"

"I heard from Pinkie Pie that you still do it with other girls," Lace pointed out, hands on her hips, "So what's the problem? Why would your wife even care? She's a pushover."

"You know, that's a brilliant way to get someone in bed," Rainbow said, her voice dripping with sarcasm, "Insult the people they love. That'll get 'em to whip their dick out for ya."

"Insulting? I wasn't! That was stating a fact!" She protested, "You were always ranting about your 'pushover shy best friend' back then, remember? I can't believe you actually married her."

Rainbow took a steadying breath, "You were stating an insulting fact... I mean you weren't stating a fact at all! Yeah, I used to rant about her back then, but I still loved her. Do you never vent about people you love?"

"Quit changing the subject already! You give me the night of my life, then you disappear into the night for over a year, never call me, get yourself an adopted kid, and then you got married! I can't believe you never took responsibility!" Lace ranted, throwing her hands up.

"Responsibility for what?" Rainbow asked.

"Me! I wanted you more than just for a one-night stand, and you didn't even take that into consideration!" Lace said.

Rainbow's face froze as she sat back down in the chair, "Oh..." She pressed her fingers to her temple and indicated the other chair. "Sit down," she said softly, "I'll... I'll tell you why I never called."

Lace sighed, then sat down on the indicated chair, "Good. So what happened?"

Rainbow looked up, "To be honest? I was disgusted with myself. I was... what... twenty two? You were fourteen? I had sex with a kid and I felt awful about it. You know where I've been the last few months? In a hospital for exactly that reason. I molested Scootaloo and got caught."

'If she doesn't feel better about this, at least she'll never want anything to do with me ever again.'

"....What?" Lace uttered, "Wait. So you molested Scootaloo, and you pretty much lied about how awesome it was when we fucked?"

"No, that's the thing. It WAS awesome," Rainbow explained, "I had... still do actually... a really big kink for teenagers. It feels great during, it's only after that reality sets in and I realized what the hell I just did."

Lace was silent for a few moments, then sighed heavily, "...So it got you in trouble. I didn't even care at the time. I thought you were hot and I wanted that dick of yours. Still would, any time. But....whatever. You're married now, you've got Scootaloo, and you're in a freaking hospital for all this. I just... I can't handle all that. It's just not me," she stood up, sighing a little more, "I'll still tutor Scootaloo and all, she's a good kid. But no way am I getting tangled up in this web. ...Thanks for telling me, though."

Rainbow stood up and opened her arms, offering a hug. Lace hesitated, but then reluctantly accepted it, hugging her back.

"I'm sorry, Lace," she said, squeezing her waist in a comforting manner, "I didn't mean to hurt you or anything."

"Nah, forget about it," Lace waved it off, squeezing back, "I did want more, but back then, I was way more fickle. I'd have taken you along for, maybe three weeks, and then jumped off to the next hot thing. So I think it did you better in the long run. And... sorry I insulted Fluttershy like that... I really didn't mean it. She's a nice lady."

Rainbow smiled, "Yeah, she is."

"...What about that one over there? Purple hair? How's she?"

"NO!" Rainbow half laughed, "Just.. no. Not if you value the condition of your skin, bones, and sanity."

"....Okay, then," Lace pulled away, "See you around, Rainbow Dash. I think Scootaloo and the girls are coming in."

"Cya," Rainbow smiled. As she turned back to the party, she smiled at how well she handled the situation, "...I should tell her not to say anything to the girls... especially Sweetie."

Turning back around, Lace had vanished into the growing crowd.

"Well... shit."

"MOM!!"

The shout came from Scootaloo, who had unwittingly appeared near her, wide-eyed.

"Oh... double shit," she whispered as Scootaloo tackled her to the floor in a hug, pinning her down by the waist as she sat atop her, nuzzling her neck.

"Mom!!!" Scootaloo squealed, "You're actually here! That's so awesome! I missed you!"

"I missed you too, sweetheart," Rainbow smiled, kissing her forehead, "Can you please get off me? You're nestled on Mommy's junk."

"Sorry..." Scootaloo stood up, "I'm just so happy you're here! I didn't think you'd make it home for my birthday!"

"Got unexpected lea- I mean of course I'd make it home for your birthday," Rainbow grinned, ruffling her hair as she stood up, "What kind of mother do you think I am?"

"The most awesome Mom EVER!" Scootaloo hugged her again.

Rainbow laughed and hugged her back, looking up at Sweetie Belle, who was talking to Lace, and Apple Bloom, who was eyeing her suspiciously.

"How long are you in town?" Scootaloo asked, oblivious to all this.

"I have the whole week," Rainbow grinned, "Weeklong pass. It's awesome!"

"Really?!" Scootaloo grinned even wider, "That's awesome, Mom! I know! I know! We should go somewhere together! All three of us! Like to the beach or something!"

"Three? Don't you mean four?" Rainbow asked, nodding toward Cielle, who was currently entangled in a liplock with Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, Aunt Cielle's here too?! Cool! Yeah, definitely!" Scootaloo grinned, giggling, "Then that's what we're gonna do! The four and a half of us will go on an epic road trip!"

"Oh? And where do you wanna go?" Rainbow asked, sitting down as Scootaloo took the other chair.

"Right out of town and to the beach! We can go to the beach, go hiking, go fishing, camping, it'll be awesome!" Scootaloo clapped her hands eagerly.

"Looks like a beach week," Rainbow smiled, putting a finger to her chin, "You know... I think Shy's parents had a cabin up there. Spacious, lots of bedrooms. It's Shy's now, considering the two of them are in jail. You want it to be just us, or do you wanna bring the girls too?"

Scootaloo bit her lip, looking slightly concerned as she looked over at Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, "...I don't know... I'd sure like to, but I wouldn't want to cause any trouble."

"It wouldn't be causing any trouble," Rainbow laughed, "Besides, I'm gonna be getting some action this week, you might as well too."

"So that means we'll get some action together!" Scootaloo quipped, giving a laugh.

Rainbow's smile vanished almost instantly as she shifted back a bit.

"...Oh, sorry..." Scootaloo hissed a bit, shaking her head.

Rainbow shook her head, "Squirt... don't make jokes like that. Ever again," she said sternly.

Nodding, Scootaloo wrung her fingers nervously, "I won't, Mom. I promise... I'm really sorry."

Rainbow nodded, sitting forward and bringing her into another hug, "It's alright."

"So how's the party??" Pinkie grinned as she came over to Rainbow's chair and plopped into her lap.

"Ooof!" Rainbow grunted, "Goddammit Pinkie! What did I tell you about flopping in my lap? You're too heavy and I have delicate equipment!"

"I'm sowwy," Pinkie looked at her with a sad, remorseful pout, "Sometimes I forget and don't know my own fluffiness."

Rainbow looked down and bit her lip at the sight of Pinkie's butt in her lap, "Oh I can't stay mad at you," she grinned, hugging her as she cupped her rear.

"Yay!" Pinkie hugged her back, smooshing her head against her buxom chest, "Having funsies?"

"Oh tons of funsies now!" Rainbow giggled, her voice muffled by her new set of pillows.

"Woohoo! Scoots is sooo thrilled you could make it!" Pinkie giggled, nuzzling her head, "But what was with that girly telling about your past with her?"

"Long story short, I had sex with her when she was fourteen," Rainbow said, nuzzling her chest.

"Oooohhh, I see!" Pinkie nodded in understanding, "Sweetie Belle is sure jealous, though!"

"What?!" Rainbow remarked, pulling away from Pinkie's breasts, "Seriously?!"

"Apparently Sweetie Belle asked her what was going on, Lace told her, and now she's all jealous!" Pinkie said, whistling and shaking her head.

"I thought she was over this?" Rainbow asked, "Like, no more wanting to taste the Rainbow?"

Pinkie sighed sadly, shaking her head again, "It's a bit of a slower process, Dashie. She's getting used to it, but now that she hears someone her age DID get with you, she finds it unfair."

"Well you know what? Tough shit," Rainbow said, more out of frustration with the whole situation than genuine anger, "She's not gonna be happy unless I drag her upstairs, rip her clothes off and fuck her, but she knows that's not gonna happen. Just get over it already!"

"Stick to your guns, Dashie, that's all you can do," Pinkie said, patting her head gently.

"Would rather stick to yours," Rainbow chuckled as she felt Pinkie's arms, "...Speaking of guns, you been working out?"

"I go out for walks often!" Pinkie grinned.

"Doesn't explain the biceps," Rainbow giggled, cupping her rear again, "Just don't do it too much. You've got the best ass out of all of us."

"Of course, silly!" Pinkie nuzzled her, "I'm not giving up my chubby wubby fluffy fun!"

"Good," Rainbow giggled, kissing her cheek, "You're like a weird combination of sexy and adorable."

"And how!" Pinkie kissed her cheek as well, ruffling and messing up her hair, "You're sexy too, Dashie! Same for your awesome sissy!"

"Yeah, but we're not adorable like you are," Rainbow remarked, "Take... uh... Ascentia over there. She's adorable, no way in hell she'll ever be sexy. Too many muscles."

"Oh wellies!" Pinkie laughed, "We're all special!"

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