It’s a strange thing, college parties that is. You meet with people you hardly talk to, drink intoxicating beverages until your mind is no longer yours, and wake up the next day with no memories except the fun. Last night was no exception. In fact, those words rang more true than I could ever imagine.

One night I overdid it, and then I woke up as a beautiful horse about to go on a date with a dragon. I am strangely okay with this.