Author's Notes:

900 upvotes! Fucking cause for celebration...and a small joke.

Human sat at the bar, slamming drink after drink with his friends. "Idufukinnowthefucumen!" he mumbled incoherently as Rainbow Dash tried to steady herself on the counter.

Twilight was almost knocked out after the seconds round and was failing fast. "I don't...I don't...I--" she let out a loud hiccup. "Idont thinkishouldanymore...." she tipped off her chair and fell to the floor.

"Auuuugh fuk!" Human screamed as he tried to help the downed mare. "Nuuuuh, m-'are dun, 'are doown!" he found himself trapped as Rainbow Dash latched onto his side. "No, gottagoshelpthededones!"

Rainbow Dash started her sqeaky laugh as she wrapped herslef around Human. "Ushsundfuilikeastupd!"

Human lost all composure and yelled incoherently. "Ieh-er ragga fushi kuf ah!"

Rainbow answered shot for shot. "Nuh, ush-a reggi nao emire ashal!"

Human leaned against the counter, knocking over a trio of drinks. Celestia felt a splash of cold vodka on her coat and went into a tizzy. "Excush me! I'm gonna get the thing as the other thing in the ponies!" she took a long pause after speaking and started laughing. "Wah I shay?"

Human and Dash stared at the intoxicated royal. "Eh 'ome! Er dunk!" Human mumbled as he continued to try and free himself from the Rainbow maned drunk. "Ifukinfuckinfukyaenthafucker!" Human gave up and laid across the counter. "Ahfuk...ishdunktoo." he let out a terrible moan as he felt himself lean back and fall to the floor.

Celestia's hooves graced his vision as he squirmed on the floor. "Shay u loooves me and I...I...sleep...." Celestia fell to her knees and leaned her head against Human's. "Shay it...shay it...shay.......it...."

Human grumbled loudly as he buried his face into Twilight's flank. "Imsafukinwanerauhgh." Human squirmed a little more before succumbing to his liquor and passing out.

Human woke up with a warm sensation surrounding his bare flesh. He gave a single look around his bleary surroundings and sat upright. He quickly found himself amongst a pile of ponies along with everypony from last night and a few others he didn't recognize. "Where am I...and where's my shirt?"

Another look around gave his shirt a location, along with even more questions. "Anybody...why's there a goat in here?"

The goat lazily chewed on Human's shirt as it stared blankly at him. "Maaaah."

Human glared at the goat for a few moments before retorting. "Pheeww...eer-eer-eer-whur-ur-ur-ur." The goat gave a lazy nod and stopped chewing on Human's shirt. When handed his now eviscerated shirt he laid back into the pile of ponies. "Great...thanks." He grumbled lazily as he snuggled against somepony's flank. "I need to drink less."