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Maybe Ponies aren't so bad...

by TheDawsonator1

Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Beginning

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Lyle was lying down on his bed inside his apartment; the night outside was stormy with huge gusts of wind and rain pelting the windows, normal lightning storm, No?

Strangely enough, Lyle could have sworn he saw different colored lightning once or twice, but he deduced he was just tired from the late hour and should really go to sleep, those late nighters won't do Lyle any favors at all.

The storm was right over his apartment sounding much like a shotgun everytime the thunder came, but the lightning was every so often a different color such as: red, blue, orange and even a purple one showed up. It really was time to get to sleep.

Lyle went to take one last look out of the window when suddenly a yellow lightning blot shaped like a hand zapped straight into him through the window without so much as breaking the window, Lyle got zapped instantly with a slight yelp of pain and disappeared completely, all that was left was some black soot on the ground.

Lyle had just disappeared.

Meanwhile in Ponyville, Twilight and friends were outside the town enjoying a rare event involving a shooting star shower that happens only once every 150 years. Funnily enough, Luna does not do this event, which makes it a natural event and that makes it even more extraordinary.

Twilight and friends were not missing this chance even for the end of the world as all of them gathered with a light picnic. Some ponies couldn’t wait for it to start…

“Oh my gosh! I cannot wait for this start!” said Dash impatiently.
“I’msuperduperexcitedandthisthingislikereeeaallllyyrarebutimsogoshdarnexicted!” Pinkie Pie excitedly said in one breath somehow.
“It’ll start soon in about 5 minutes” said Twilight, who knew the exact time it would happen.

The group of friends had finished setting up their positions to watch the shower when Pinkie Pie had spotted one such comet.

“It’s starting you guys!” said an excited Pinkie
The others looked up to see one comet moving in the sky before Rarity asked, “Why is there only one comet? Surely there are multiple comets that make such a beautiful shower?”
Rainbow Dash however, noticed something odd about the comet, it was heading this way, “If I didn’t know better, I’d say that comet is heading this way!”

Rainbow Dash was in fact right on the money, the comet was indeed heading this way and the group dived into cover to avoid the comet that was quite flying extremely low before crashing some 100 meters away.

“W-what was that?” a scared Fluttershy asked
“Ah have no idea” admitted Applejack
“Well, no use sticking around here girls, let’s check it out” Twilight said rushing to the crater it made.

A strange bipedal creature was found in the crater, a stranger creature could not have been found anywhere in Equestria and there were some strange creatures too, especially as the crater was right next to the Everfree Forest.

The part that left Twilight dumbfounded was that the creature had no signs of being hurt at all, just unconscious. There was no logical explanation that a creature falling at this speed could suffer no damage whatsoever, it defied all laws of physics right there.

Silence came before Fluttershy nervously asked the million bit question, “W-What is that t-thing?”
“No idea, Fluttershy” admitted Twilight
“Oooh, is it an Alien? Maybe it’s come to enslave us all!” said Pinkie in a spooky manner leaving Fluttershy even more scared then she was now.
“Pinkie really…” started Twilight
“We come in peeeeaacceee! Then BAM! LASER WEAPONS EVERYWHERE!! And then the probing comes! It’s gonna be so totally super-duper cool!” said Pinkie, rambling on and on.
“Pinkie, stop!” warned Twilight
“Awww” moaned Pinkie
“Now then, we don’t know what this creature could be or if it’s friendly so we got to be cautious about this” said Twilight looking at the creature with no expression showing at all but caution.

Rainbow Dash gave a look that said she wanted to attack it while Twilight was curious about it, but the others except Pinkie Pie wanted to stay away from it.

“We’ll take this creature back, and it’ll be under lock and key” decided Twilight after a while.
“Are yer sure this is a good idea?” asked Applejack, who looked quite doubtful.
“Positive, this creature is clearly alien, no doubt about-” started Twilight
“I KNEW IT!” interrupted Pinkie
“…but was there a reason this thing came here? Or was it an accident?” Twilight continued as if there were no interruption at all.
“Um…what should we do now?” asked Fluttershy
“Go home, meanwhile I’ll be up for another all-nighter trying to study this thing” replied Twilight
“You sure you don’t want me to stay Twilight? He could get free and I’ll pound that alien into millions of pieces if he tries ANYTHING” said Dash, putting her hoofs in the air to punch an invisible enemy.
"I"ll be fine Rainbow, but thanks for your concern" said Twilight who started magicking the creature up.

The Next Morning…

Lyle woke up, but the place he woke up was not his bed in his apartment, in fact it was a hard platform where his arms were chained along with his legs to prevent any movement and a bright light was shining on his face.

Panic came all too quickly to Lyle was he started struggling with no success to get out of his predicament. Lyle was truly trapped and he started yelling stupidly in hope someone would help him, “HEY! HEY!! SOMEONE! I’M TRAPPED HERE! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE!”

No one came for a full five minutes, a very, very long five minutes until the strangest thing he has ever seen came into his sight: A Purple Unicorn. This Unicorn looked quite young but smart at the same time, she had a strange tattoo on her flank area, she had a violet mane and tail.

This purple Unicorn was holding a clipboard with some magic force coming out of her horn and Lyle tensed up as he realized this must be his captor. Before Lyle can do anything else, the unicorn opened her mouth.

“Hello? Do you understand me?” asked Twilight, making the first move
“Yes” said Lyle, interestingly enough it seemed that the Unicorn was quite shocked to hear the answer.
“Well-“ started Twilight before Lyle interrupted.
“Okay, what do you want from me? I have absolutely nothing to give anyone, I'm of no use and also, I demand I be let free” said Lyle, stating his wishes.
“I will if I see that you are harmless-“ Twilight started again.
“I am harmless!” Lyle interrupted angrily.
“Do not interrupt! If you are indeed harmless, then I will let you free, deal?” said Twilight, trying to keep the situation under control
“Deal” said Lyle, who wanted this done quickly and painlessly as possible.

Twilight Sparkle had started consulting her notebook to her questions she was going to ask the creature if she could understand the creature and began her interrogation.

“What are you called?” Twilight asked her first question
“My name is Lyle, and my kind is called a human” said Lyle
“How did you arrive here?” asked Twilight
“I really don’t know, Miss-?” started Lyle
“Twilight” interrupted Twilight
“Twilight, yeah…anyway, all I know is some weird lightning storm came and then I woke up chained up here, which I dunno about whatever you are, but Humans don’t like being chained up!” said Lyle indignantly
“What is your planet’s name?” asked Twilight
“Wait? I’m not on Earth?” asked Lyle confused.
“This is Equestria Lyle, you are not on this Earth place you speak of” said Twilight, sternly stating this fact.
“Great, and I’m on a planet of loony cartoon looking ponies! Fan-fucking-tastic!” an angry Lyle said loudly.
“If you want to prove you’re harmless then I would keep it down” advised Twilight.
“I’m trying but I have no clue where I am for starters” said Lyle reasonably
“You are in the kingdom of Equestria on the planet of Equus” Twilight explained their current location.
“Prove it” Lyle challenged Twilight to do so
“I suppose I can show you the outside briefly but do not try anything” Twilight agreed to show Lyle outside.
'Okay, hope this works' Lyle thought as Twilight walked towards him.

Twilight started to take the chains off Lyle slowly as Lyle did not make any moves at all and finally the chains came off. As soon as Twilight had her back turned, Lyle saw his chance and charged Twilight into the wall and slammed her head hard on the wall so it knocked her out cold.

Lyle was quite shocked at what he had done as he looked down to his victim and felt as though he kicked a cute puppy and ran for his life up the stairs and almost to the front door before a Purple dragon stopped him.

“Out of my way, lizard!” said Lyle
“What did you do to Twilight?” The dragon asked threateningly, seeming to have known something was up.
“She’s out cold, now I suggest you move before I do something I really don’t want to do for the second time!” warned Lyle
“Never!” Spike denied the human the exit
Lyle put up three fingers in the air, “One…” Lyle put down on finger, “Two…” Spike still did not move, but it may be a big mistake. “Three!”, Lyle charged as Spike did the same, but Lyle was smart and grabbed the Dragon by the tail and swung him straight into the wall behind him, which dazed the young drake.

Looking upon his work with extreme guilt, Lyle ran like hell out of the door and as fast as he could away from here, where he went did not matter, as long as it was as away from here as possible!

Next Chapter: Chapter 2: Running Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 3 Minutes
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