A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Chapter 8: History's Flame and the "I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS, EVAN!!!"
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"So, guys. I just got this map so Nogla, be nice..." Vanoss said, taunting Nogla that he'd join again.
"I'm not joining, Evan. That.... THAT fucking game fucking hates me..."
"Dude, I think you're the one hating it. Look, you're hurting its feelings! That's why it hates you!" Craig said with such enthusiasm.
"If I don't get a fucking weapon, I'm fucking done..."
COD:WAW Nazi Zombies
"Be patient Nogla, the map's loading. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna get a ray-gun." Craig said. "Or not...."
They then spawned into an old abandoned house.
"Oh my fucking GOD! EVAN!!! I HATE THIS FUCKING MAP!!!!!"
"Chillax, Nogla. Chillax..." Evan said, trying to calm Nogla.
"C'mon, I don't wanna do THAT again." Nogla said with pure unamusement as he killed a zombie with a pistol. "Besides, I'm gonna get a good weapon this time." He then walked up to the nearest mystery box and paid points. Then, when the item stopped randomizing, they then spawned in Equestria at night time.
Then, Nogla happened...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nogla has left the game.
"Man, his temper is so high!" Craig said. "It's probably over 9000!"
"It's too late for Nogla to come back. And now.... What are we supposed to kill? It's Nazi zombies, right? So we have to find an adventure here."
"Yeah! But where?" Craig then though of an idea. "I know! Stray bullet..." Craig then shot random bullets everywhere. "Now let's see what's the effect?"
Then, the ground shook violently. There was something big approaching them. It was an Ursa Minor.
"Hooooly Shiiiit." Evan said. "Quickly! Throw grenades at it."
Craig followed Vanoss' command. The rest of Ponyville woke up from the amounts of explosion.
Earlier that day...
"Y-y-your Ignea. You're my sister?" Twilight said in pure confusion, looking at the mare on fire. "This doesn't make sense. What are you and why are you here?"
"I'm Ignea, and it is true. I am your sister."
Twilight looked at her with a look of shock in her face. She didn't know anything about a secret family member. "Let me tell you. We were separated from birth because of a magical mishap and was sent to the human world. Later there, I was killed by the humans. Our parents got the news of my death and to stay alive, they sealed me inside of you. Now that I have awakened from the memories. The memories of the humans you have interacted with. I think you shouldn't trust these humans." Ignea then turned away from Twilight. "Farewell, my sister. We will come to know each other in the meantime. Right now, I have to adapt to my surroundings." She then walked out of the library with Twilight in a trance. Not the previous trances but a trance that allows her to think faster. Was the removal of Ignea from her body made her smarter? Faster? Stronger? She needed to find out. She needed to-
"Yawn! I need some sleep...." Twilight said as she walked up to her room. "Huh, wonder where's Spike?"
*BOOOOOOOOOM**CRASH* *ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
"Shit! It's gonna get us! We haven't even made to round 5!" A voice was heard from the noise.
"It's coming closer! Aaaaaah!!!!!" An Irish accent exclaimed.
Twilight quickly came out of her slumber and outside the library, only to see an Ursa Minor rampaging through Ponyville and two humans.
"Shit! This things invincible!!!" Evan threw a flashbang to its eyes just to stall it. "There... Now we have to run!" Just as Evan turned around, he saw a Twilight Sparkle with her jaw reaching the ground.
"Oh, hey Sparkle Ass... Would you mind helping us?" Twilight just growled as her horn lit up.
The Ursa Minor's blindness wore off and saw Twilight doing her magic. The Ursa Minor was being hypnotized thus making him sleep. Twilight then carried the bear back to the cave.
"Now... Who did tha-"
Evan left the game.
Craig left the game.
"Jesus... Enough gaming today Miniladd... Enough gaming... Now let's play some Gta V next gen tomorrow!" Evan excitedly announced.
"Yeah, I heard that the FPS there is awesome!" Craig said "I wonder what the 'Jack Off' Animation would be like? Anyways, see ya later!" Craig then said before turning off.
Ignea went back to Twilight's library. "So, it's those buffoons again?" Ignea questioned.
Twilight nodded in reply. "What were they doing?! Were they out of their minds?!"
Ignea just looked at Twilight and said "They don't know what'll happen to them next. They think that they're still immortal but not for long..."
Twilight had a blank expression on her face, not knowing what she meant.
"Also, one more thing. This form isn't real. I'm not a flaming pony, I'm your twin sister. Call me if you ever need me, okay Twilight?"
"Yeah, I guess so..."
"Thank you. Until we meet again..... sis." Then Ignea bolted out of the library.
"Huh.... She called me sis." Twilight just grinned but then, she then noticed a piece of paper on the floor. "The People who killed me: Vanoss, MiniLadd, Delirious, Nogla, Double, MooSnuckel, BasicallyIDoWork, Bodil and Wildcat...." "Thi-this is Ignea's plan! She's planning on revenge!!!"
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