A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Chapter 12: Remake Announced! Need proofs!
Previous Chapter Next ChapterHello guys! I am currently making a remake. (Well it's Vanoss related but not like this.) And I need help. I need some proofs who'd like to help me. Anyways, I'll alarm you guys when it's done. As of now, I have no plans of releasing it. I'm glad that you guys still like this old fic. I mean, it means a lot to me. It's a fic I made a long time ago at 6th grade. Now I'm 8th grade and look how much we've progressed. Thanks a lot guys!
Just for fun sake
"Hello, Smiling Arin Turnip and this will be the last time I will touch this fic..." Marion wrote. "And if you're reading this... Why...? I mean, I have so many fan fictions and you decided 'yeah, this is the best one'." Marion sighed. "No no, that's wrong. Why not a sneak peek of the first chapter of an upcoming Vanoss fic. Sure, wouldn't hurt anybody." Marion smiled and went to Google docs and copied.
' “And Fong hits with another goal!” The announcer shouted as team Aurora won once again in their hockey match. Evan Fong, the man who made the winning shot was being hugged by his fellow team members saying “Nice shot!” and “You did it!”. All Evan could say was thank you to them. After the match, he hit the shower room to change his clothes.
It was a late at night hockey match. “Wooh! What a good game,” He said as he yawned. “Man, I’m pretty worn out from the game…” He got his car keys and drove back home quickly to get ready to sleep. He opened the lights to see his ordinary living room. An XBox connected to the TV and a PC in the other room. “Maybe I’ll just check my email. Delirious probably sent me a message.” He said as he turned on the computer. To his surprise, he had a lot of mail. They were mostly from his youtube account from his fans but he noticed one mail in particular. The subject read: ‘To Evan...’. It was sent to him just now. Out of curiosity, Evan checked the mail’s content.
*CRACKLE*
Evan jumped from his seat. “What the fuck!?” he swore as he saw it suddenly rained. The power was out in the neighborhood due to the sudden storm. The lights and the computer were turned off, so he used his cellphone’s flashlight to see if everything was alright.
*CRACKLE*
Thunder struck, but this time, near his house. “Holy shit!”'
"Wow, that was fun. I'd like to thank Crooked for helping me with this. He's a cool guy and hope he gets most of the praise because he saves my ass a lot of times. Example, making the title, making the story have more flavor, fixes grammatical errors and et cetera." I said. "But now that summer has ended, I'm saddened that my fan fiction making has cut short." Marion typed as he sighed in frustration. "Goddamn early school." said Marion "Can't a guy relax?" then he continued typing. "So, there. I have touched this fic because mostly people would see how the fic is doing? Well, when the fic reaches its fourth chapter, we're going to release it. Anyways, here's something for funsake. Enjoy!"
"Hey! Igneus!" Tyler said to the pony who looked like the pony beside her. "What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?"
"What?" said the two ponies in unison. "Jinx!" said the two ponies in unison, again. "Jinx again!"
Then Evan appeared out of nowhere. "HOO DINI!" then he brought out a rocket launcher and killed himself. "Hey, fabulous corpse launch."
"What is smart?" said a cat named Moochi.
"Well smart is when you know things."said a man named Arin. "NOW PAT MY ASS!"
"And we are back, and now, we're going to discuss about bootlegs." said Joel. "As you can see here, they all suck." he said. "This shit is stinkier than, what do you call em'... It's what I used to eat in the holidays. SURSTROMMING, yes. The foul stench of fermented fish."
"What do you call a magic owl?" said Evan.
"PAT MY ASS?" said Arin.
"Jurrassic Pork?" said Tyler.
"My life..." said Brock as he shot himself.
"Holy shit! That's some dark comedy right there."
"It's like a metaphor for life. Nothing even makes sense." said Cloud Strife, walking side by side until Kirby was blown away by the wind.
"Is the mic open?" said a mare with electric blue hair. "Good. What does Elmer Fudd call a rabbit which does wubs?"
"HOO DINI?"
"Bunny Wubbit!"
"I can't take it anymore." said Marion. "I have no more imagination. It's now dull. I can't think about anything but life. What will happen when it ends." He said crunching his hands as tears flowed through his eyes. He pushed his hands away from the table and stood up. "I think it's about time I leave this cave, to spend more time happy." he said, wiping his tears. "Yes, that's it." He then opened the door "Hi, mom."
Lol! HIHIHI! ISAME MARION AND TODAY WE GUUNNA MAKE BERY PUN FAN FICTIOOINS! YAHOO!!!
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