A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Chapter 10: Where's Vanoss at?
Previous Chapter Next ChapterIgnea Magnus remains in John Kristoff's abode, nearly 9:30PM.
"Lady, what were you doing in the snow with no clothes and still remain warm!?" John exclaimed as he covered Ignea Magnus with a blanket to cover her from the nude.
"I'll show you..." Ignea then ignited, her mane bursting into flames, making John flinch and bolt back exclaiming "JESUS CHRIST!!!"
"There... And I know you humans would like to have these kinds of powers for your purposes."
"What? What do you mean?"
"Huh, you don't like these powers?"
"Well, yeah but not for me. I'm already content with what I have. I can be a hero without super powers! So... What do you mean by own purposes?"
"You're not one of them..."
John felt something come up, he quickly sat down on the chair and politely asked Ignea to sit too. "What's your name?"
"My name is...."
"Come on... couldn't be worse than any other people I've met!"
"Well..." Ignea blushed.
"What? Why're you blushing?"
"I-I-i-i'm.... this is embarassing..."
"Just say your name..."
"Ignea Magnus..."
"Shit... Vanoss' offline..." John said. "Should we play without him?"
"C'mon, you know we shouldn't, GTA V Next Gen is out. Let's ask the others to not get GTA V next gen." Craig said, knowing that the games they play wouldn't be the same without Evan.
"You're right..." John said, lifting up a cellphone to his ear. "Hello, Lui... Yeah, tell the others to not get GTA V next gen... Vanoss' not here."
"Wow, Marion... When did your story get some feels?"
"Pinkie.... It's because... There's something that I wanted to tell you..."
"Wha-what would that be?"
"I'd like to go home... I want to continue your life."
"What the hell are you talking about 'continuing lives'? I still have three more!" The Doctor said. "There's also that time I used to have thirteen and I had no idea why I chose to be really old..."
"Hey Doctor, spoiler alert. The new season of Doctor who, you become old..."
"What were they thinking!!! Whatever to happened to bowties and sillyness! It'll be like the grumpy ol' me again."
"I think so... I haven't watched it yet..."
"Well, you wanna go home... Well, Allonsy!" he said as he pulled the lever.
"G'bye Derpy. Bye... Pinks!" as Marion finally went free and got the polluted air of EDSA which smells like shit the fresh air which reminded him of home...
Home...
Home...
"I gotta get back home! My friends need me!" Evan exclaimed. "Can't you find the spell faster?! CTRL+F!"
"I'm trying!!" Twilight said as she was flipping pages as fast as the wingspan of Rainbow Dash..... Then the book caught on fire.
"Ah! Jesus Christ! Put it out!!"
Then Twilight quickly shook the book but instead, the fire spread even more until it was nothing but ash. "Oops... Sorry."
"Nah... It's okay. If they haven't downloaded GTA V next gen yet, I'm good." then there was a knock on the door.
Evan then opened it. "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" said a familiar voice.
"Delirious! It's you!"
"Vanoss? You got GTA V next gen already?! I didn't know you can turn into a pony?"
"No.. I am a pony. As in... I'm in the game as a pony."
"Seriously man? You should try something better than that..."
"No man! There's a deranged pony on the loose on your world. She's plotting to send you here!"
"No way man. Not possible."
Then Evan punched Delirious in the face. "Oow, so that's how hard your mask is."
"Huh... Prolly your right, prolly you're not. I'll just stop playing for a while."
"Wait no Delirious-!"
Shutting down...
"What's your purpose here."
"It's private."
"Why do you have that mirror?"
"Take a look." That is all Ignea said. John took a look closer and his head went through it. And he found a place. It was a forest. A forest that reminded him of the times when he was young. He used to live in the forest.
"Wow... this place looks wonderful."
"Really?! That's the most dangerous place there!"
"TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!!!!" Ignea then removed the mirror stuck on his head. "God, tell me next time."
Ignea giggled. 'Wow, this human's actually pretty nice than those.... 'people'..' she thought as John was busy washing his face, to see if his mindset was okay.
"God, it's like that show... 'Bigger on the inside'..."
"You okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Warn me next time... I know nothing of your place."
"Oh, forgot about that... You just look like me 'now'..."
"It's night time, I think I should give you the spare bed I have..."
"Yes... sure..." 'I'm still going to continue my revenge....'
Spike, Twilight's number one assistant, is a baby dragon who was just going to deliver Twilight some coffee until he heard this.
"Oh, God! Twilight what the fuck are you doing!!!"
"Nggg Evan, it hurts!"
"Aw shiet, then stop doing it!"
"*moan*"
"Fuck this, I need materials...."
He then heard something drop.
"There, better?"
"Mmmm, so much better..."
Spike then went down as quietly as he should and did not eat dinner.
"Gosh, that burn really left my hoof in pain. Aw Jeez.... I'll try to do something."
"Okay sure..."
Twilight then proceeded to lick her own hoof."Oh, God! Twilight what the fuck are you doing!!!"
"Nggg Evan, it hurts!" She then started licking it again.
"Aw shiet, then stop doing it!"
"*moaning in pain*"
"Fuck this, I need materials...."
He then dropped a med kit and grabbed band aid and wrapped it around her hoof.
"There, better?"
"Mmmm, so much better..."
"Wait, I heard footsteps?"
Next Chapter: H20 Delirious to the rescue! (Finally it ends!!!) Estimated time remaining: 9 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
My part of this story is over. I'll see you in *Spoiler alert* sequel to 'A 'Vanoss' time in Equestria. Also, fuck the number of words in order! I don't want to re edit edit edit anymore!