Not A Twilight Sparkle Story
Chapter 1: Blah blah blah
Once upon a time there was an orange pony by the name of Applejack.
One day she suddenly found herself in a large wooden barrel, which happened to be careening down a waterfall of considerable size. There were no permanent injuries as a result of this unfortunate situation, and she played no further part in any story involving Twilight Sparkle.
The End.