The Man Inside the Colt

Chapter 8: Napping on Sunshine

I turned to the pony Princess, her eye closed as she sat down in the shade of a tree. Her back was to a tree, with my head resting on her side.

"You sure?" I asked, as her wing wrapped around me, "You do realize your star student is glaring at me?"

I turned my gaze towards the group of slack jawed mares, except for purple. Her eye was twitching, but somehow she still glared at me.

"It's alright," Celestia mumbled, as she patted my head, "besides... I haven't been able to do this since I was filly."

"Okay... just don't enter my dreams, alright?" I said, while I closed my eyes, "You don't want to end up like your sister."

"And why is that?" She asked, stopping her comforting motion on my head.

"It's simple." I said, as I kept my eyes closed and felt the grips of sleep, "Outdoor sex is my turn on."

I heard Twilight's voice, screaming something before I entered the realm of dreams.

I opened my eyes, and I was in a room of white. I looked myself over, and odd enough I was in my adult body again. Though why I was naked, I will never know.

"Hello Bu... Why are you naked?” Celestia asked, with wafting mane and her chest dangling freely before me.

“Why am I naked… why are you naked?” I shot back, eyeballing those massive tits. ’How does she even find a bra for those massive jugs… is my voice echoing around me?’

‘Testing. Testing.’ I thought, I turned my gaze to the now blushing Princess with wings wrapped around her, ’you have a nice plump ass that I want to bounce a bit off!’

Her face turned red or redder, as the case goes, with realization dawning on me, ‘Holy shit cakes! You can hear what I’m thinking… and I thought you wouldn’t enter my dream!’

“Yes.” She said, looking her self over, “But can you first deal with… well this.”

She pointed to her body, and I tilted my head in confusion, ’I don’t get it… what am I supposed to do?’

She sighed and shook her head, “Imagine me in clothing… is something wrong?”

“Hmm… no,” I scratched my chin looking her over. ’She has an amazing rack and somehow a figure most mares would kill for… so why is it I can’t get a bo...ner… you can hear all that can’t you?’

She nodded, trying not to look at me. It was kinda awkward since her eyes moved downwards, and her head whipped to the side.

“C-can you please put something decent on?” She asked, keeping her gaze away from me.

“Sure,” I said, then paused to stare at the mare, “how do I that again?”

“J-just think of wearing something and it will appear.”

“Okay.” I closed my eyes, which didn’t help much since it was just like blinking and I was back in the room, but it was blue this time. I opened my eyes, or what felt like I opened them, and I was back in the room of white with the Princess before me, “This is really trippy.”

“Button!”

“Oh yeah… Sorry.” I quickly thought of a dress and suit for us to wear. There was an odd shift in the scenery, and now we were fully clothed.

“This is much better… but,” Celestia looked over herself and then me. I did the same and to my surprise, I was wearing a very slimming red dress and she was wearing a tight black suit.

“I don’t know,” I said, I turned my gaze towards the mare, “I think this suits me.”

Celestia stared at me with her deadpanned expression, which was soon replaced by her smiling face and laughter echoed around me.

I waited for her to compose herself, “Alright… so now that you have that out of your system.” She let out one last snort, “Mind explaining why you're in my dream?”

“Of course,” She said clutching her waist, “I just thought of a way for me to oversee your studies.”

“So… trespassing in my dreams is your way of teaching what exactly?” I asked, crossing my arms and feeling the dress rip in the back.

“When you put it that way… then yes,” She said, her iconic smile returning, “I find that this would be the easiest way for me to teach you… besides having you move to the castle.”

“I understand,” I said, nodding my head, “but… exactly what are you going to teach me?” I stared at her, as her single uncovered eyebrow rose, “As far as I know… there isn’t anything you could teach me that those books can’t do and so far… I only need to make medium to start on my magic.”

She nodded at each of my points and when I finished she started her own assault, “That is all true… but you are missing a key component to it all.”

“And that is?” I asked, her horn glowed a golden hue and I stood there watching my inevitable demise.

“Relax,” She said, as I tried to dive into the whiteness hoping to get away from the mare. Yet I stayed glued to my spot, “I’m only going to show you.”

Her horn grew brighter and I stood transfixed to my spot. She directed her gaze towards me, her face never losing that smile as a beam of fiery gold hurtled towards me.

The beam slammed into my head, and it felt like I was hit with… a blunt object or something. It hurt like hell and I was going to pass out.

My eyes closed and opened, the blue and white plane mixing with the pain in my head.

“You should be feeling a sensation right now… but it will pass soon,” Celestia’s voice echoed around me, “don’t worry… it’s not life threatening...”

I only heard the end of that until I started to scream, “Mother of god shit eating pancakes fucking shit cracker damn RRRAAARRRaaa.” All that pain flooded through my mind and the continued shift of the background from blue to white was causing me to go insane, until, “Holy shit balls this… oh hey! It stopped!”

I massaged my head with both hands, and glared at the mare in front of me. She had a gigantic shit eating grin plastered on her face.

“You could have warned me,” I said, as I tried to keep my voice down. ‘That hurt like hell… ah fuck. You can still hear my thoughts.

She nodded, “Of course… after all we are in your mind.” She vanished and appeared in front of me, “Though why you're such a handsome… stallion would prove that already.”

I glared into the mare’s eye, which wasn’t hard because I was in dreamland, but still, ’Damn… you're really tall… maybe a head or two taller, but still really tall.’

Celestia nodded in agreement, “Yes… even the Saddle Aradians have found my height to be… a little intimidating.”

You can say that again.’ I diverted my eyes to her chest, ’Still kinda wished your chest was a little smaller.’

She tilted her head in confusion, “I thought a stallions like big breasts?” She fondled those massive fun bags, and I continued to think about it.

’I do like boobs… but it’s just that… they just seem fake to me.’

She stepped back and her face contorted to one of shock, her hand goes up and she slapped me. I didn’t feel it, but my head made a full seven twenty before it stopped to face the angry mare.

She moved up close to me, as her breast stabbed into me, “These are not fake!” She slapped me again this time my head is sent the other way around, “So!” Another hand met my cheek, “Take!” I was getting dizzy from the motion of my disembodied head spinning, “It back!”

“I’m sorry!” I screamed, my voice coming out distorted like when you scream into a fan.

My head came to a halt, the princess held it in place, “What do we say?”

She smiled and I could feel that I wet myself.

"I’m sorry for calling your tits fake!” I quickly said, as she let go of my head.

“Good.” She moved back a smile on her face, “Now let us start your training.”

She moved a few feet away, her hands held out, “Since you don’t have a wand to…”

"Scepter,” I said, looking her dead in the eye, “Never. Ever. Call it a wand again and I swear I’ll do something just to wake up from this… dream or whatever this place is.” I crossed my arms and refused to listen, until I heard an okay or something from the mare.

“Okay... scepter then.” She said, as she returned to her original poise, “Alright then… since you don’t have a scepter.” She made sure to emphasis on the word by repeating, “Scepter to channel magic from… the magic awakening spell should allow you to feel the flow of mana.”

“Magic what now?” I asked as I stared at the mare, fully confused at what she just said. Until a thought hit me. “You mean that magic blast thing… that really hurt?”

She nodded, “Yes… it is a simple awakening spell for unicorn colts and fillies needing a little boost in controlling their magic.”

“Huh… that’s interesting,” I said, I clapped my hands together, “So what now?”

“Now...” She smiled, her horn glowed that dangerous hue of gold, “Now we begin with your training… this may hurt a bit.”

“Okay as long as I get to… what was that last part?”

“Ow. Ow. Ow.” I repeated, rubbing my head as I awoke in the woods with my head resting on her side. As I moved my head away from the mare, they hit something warm and firm. I moved far enough to turn and view the obstruction.

There before my eyes was a pair of purple mounds, covered by a white shirt, ‘I want to say they’re orange sized, but they're a bit bigger than that.’ As my eyes moved up, I spotted purple drooling on Celestia’s wing which trailed down to me. ’I’m really hating this mare more and more… and it’s not even the petty stuff anymore.

I wiped off the drool and looked around at what apparently is a pony pile, around the Princess. Strange how none of them, except purple slept with her… and me apparently.

I slowly stood up, I cracked my joints in the process.

“That was fun!” The Princess yawned, she tried to move but paused when she realized Twilight was snuggled up next to her.

“Fun,” I said, albeit with a little anger in my voice, “the entire time I was in pain… and how was any of that supposed to help me?”

She smiled as she picked a blade of grass from the ground, “here take it.”

I held the piece of grass in my hands, and looked it over.

“Now… you remember the feeling of mana?” She asked, as she looked at me, while she petted Twilight’s mane.

I nodded in affirmation, I closed my eyes and felt the painstaking mana in my head. I slowly willed the force to my hands. Apparently the earth pony race naturally send our magic to the ground or whatever we touch, like a passive skill in an rpg.

I willed the force into one big ball of energy, which gave me a headache, ‘Note to self… form the energy around my hands.’

I sent the mass of mana towards my hand, with the blade of grass held between my fingers. When it entered the zone where the grass was, my body felt a massive exodus of energy leave.

I had to kneel, just to keep from falling, ’What the fuck… I don’t remember it being this draining.’

“OH my!” I heard Celestia gasp, “I never expected for you to be this far ahead.”

“What do you…” As I opened my eyes, there before me was a gigantic piece of grass, “what the fuck!”

I let go of the grass and the thing landed on the ground. The tip pierced the earth and the rest followed after.

“Looks like you're a very gifted pony,” Celestia giggled, as I looked at the protruding base, “usually it would take a few years to master mana control.”

I tried to lift the blade of grass, only to cut my finger from the edge. I pulled back quickly, clamping on the wound with my free hand.

I observed the cut finger, bone showed through the gaping hole of my thumb, “Wow… that’s sharp.”

“You are hurt!” Celestia almost jumped up, but held herself as to not push the sleeping Twilight, “Quick! Come here and I’ll heal it!”

“Yeah sure… just give me a minute.” I said, I let go of my wounded hand and let it hang limp on my side. Blood gushed out of the wound, but my curiosity got the better of me. Using my uninjured hand, I gently pressed on the on the edge with my pointer finger and it cut the skin, “that’s interesting...”

“Button!” I whipped my head towards the now very scary Princess, “Get. Over. Here.”

I nodded and moved myself to the Princess. If I had looked around, I might have noticed that the mares were slowly awakening from the Princess’s sudden shout.

“Here.” I presented both hands to the mare, “It’s only a scratch…”

“A scratch,” She glared at me as her horn glowed, “The sign of bone does not constitute a scratch.”

“Well… not this one of course,” I slightly moved the badly cut hand, then the paper cut, “this one would be a scratch…”

“Woah! What happened?” A raspy voice spoke up, I turned my head towards the sound and Rainbow mane stared at my blood covered hands.

“Um… I fell,” I said, using my natural excuse when I explained how I was injured.

“Really?” Rainbow said, staring into my eyes.

I nodded, but Celestia was first to end any chance of me misdirecting the conversation.

“No Miss Dash,” Celestia said, with an edge to her voice, “Young Button here was… please stop trying to mess with that.”

I kept a bloodied hand just a few inches away from the grass, I turned to the Princess, “Ahh… okay.”

Celestia nodded and turned to Rainbow, “As I was saying… young Button here just finished… I thought I told you not to touch that.”

I turned to the Princess, with the grass blade pulled out of the ground, “Uhm… I didn’t hear you.” Truth be told I really wasn’t, this blade of grass was just so cool.

“Give me that!” Celestia yelled, her horn glowed a golden aura surrounding the blade. I had to drop it once it started to combust.

“Hey!” I glared at the mare, “What was that for?!”

“It was so you won’t hurt yourself!” Celestia crossed her arms across her chest, and glared at me with that fierce magenta eye.

“You know!” I stepped forward, glaring at the Princess, “Sooner or later.. I’m going to figure out how you're able to that with those tits of yours!”

It was physically impossible or should be impossible with her arms wrapped around her tits.

“Seriously,” I stared at her tits, “how can wrap your arms around those things.”

“You're getting off subject young colt!” She narrowed her eyes at me.

“No shit I’m getting off subject,” I pointed a finger at her, “The first actual time I did magic… you had to go burn it to pieces.” I crossed my arms and glared at the mare, “And you blasting me with magic proves my point.”

“And that is?” She asked, her eyebrow raised.

“That no matter what happens… I’m going to end up getting hurt with your magic!” I grabbed my stuff, and turned to glare at the Celestial Princess, “If you don’t mind… I’m going to go before I end up thrown against a wall again… Good day Princess!”

I turned and walked away. I heard the Princess or someone try to say something, so I yelled at the top of my lungs, “Good Day!”

I kept a calm, but quick pace, away from the group. For what I’m about to do, I really need to be alone… or keep her from burning it.

I returned to the dead tree, with a pocket full of leaves and grass. I looked around for any signs of those mares or anypony for that matter.

“Coast is clear,” I mumbled, taking a piece of grass and stick from my pocket, “I really hope this works… or else that outburst was all for nothing.”

I split the green twig in half and placed the grass in between it, ‘Whatever gods are out there… stay the fuck out of my way.’

I channeled my mana into my hand, this time, and sent the energy towards the twig with grass. I kept my eyes open, and watched as the items in hand was covered by an odd copper colored aura.

I almost fell over, but I was prepared for it this time with my legs spread and knees bent, “Shit… this thing is probably gonna kill me.”

“Indeed it will.” My eyes grew wide, as I spun around to face the sound of the voice. My weapon pointed towards the figure that slowly faded into existence.

“Princess?” I stared at the grinning ruler, as she slowly uncloaked, “What are you doing here?”

She walked up to me observing the dagger like weapon, “I was following you… it’s not the first time I had a student run off to do a spell behind my back.” Her grin turned to a smirk, “Isn’t that right… Twilight?”

I turned my head toward where she was looking. Unlike the Princess, the air started to crack forming dark lines. They slowly faded to reveal sheepishly smiling purple unicorn.

I turned to the still smirking Princess, “When I get I that scepter made… you are so teaching me how to go invisible.”

“In time,” Celestia smiled, and moved closer to me, “though it looks to me you’ll have it down in no time.”

“Really!” Twilight gasped, and turned her attention towards me.

I ignored purple, and stared at the mare before me, “You didn’t buy that whole ‘good day’ thing… did you?”

She shook her head, “When you’ve dealt with a thousand years of diplomatic and domestic intellects… you get a feel for these things… but it was a nice attempt.”

“Damn.” I looked, down at the ground. “Really thought I had you going there.”

“I’d be lying if I said you didn’t,” she placed a hand on my shoulder, “now let’s discuss your punishment.”

I turned my gaze towards the Princess, then to the unicron, then back the to the Alicorn, “Well… I’m fucked.”

“Language,” Celestia said, and turned to the unicorn, “now Twilight… meet your new junior in magic studies.” She turned to me, “Button… meet your senior and tutor for magic studies.”

I looked at the mare in question and she stared back at me. I then turned to the Princess, “You are fucking with me… aren’t you?”

She sighed, and shook her head, “Language… and no.”