The Man Inside the Colt
Chapter 24: Jello, Jello, Jello. Hello!

I sat there on the corner of the train car, my head against the wall and a very disappointed raccoon on my lap.

Coco had really wanted to take a bath this morning, but with my little moment with Babs we ended up in the shower longer than expected. Heck even more of a surprise when she wanted to go another round, which I simply obliged like the indiscriminate sex toy I was.

This was probably going to haunt me later, along with hours of therapy, but I was so happy that we didn’t leave a stain on that bathroom. Though, the owner had a knowing smile on their face, while the other guest avoided eye contact with us.

Lesson learned, make sure to cast a silencing spell around the room.

“So...” Babs began, her finger made circles against my chest, “...do you have a herd?”

I shivered when she said that word, while her hand played with my chest and the other guided my hand toward her crotch. I was happy that no one else had seen what was going down in the back.

“You don’t want to know.” I whispered, as my finger touched her soft fur.

“Really now… so what type of pony am I up against?” She smirked, then forced my hand into her shorts. Her crotch was pantyless and she made sure I knew.

Coco growled on my lap, but I couldn’t divert my attention from the beast next to me. I stared into her eyes, “It’s not about who’s on top now… as long as it’s me.”

Babs let out a chuckle, and playfully punched me on the shoulder. It hurt, but I was damn well sure not going to let her know that.

It ended up being this pervy game for the rest of the train ride. Coco hated it since her spot constantly shifted, but somehow I had started to enjoy it.

Sure I did want to get off most of the time, and it wasn’t fair that she was the only one to fully get stimulated from my fingering. I just wished we had gotten a cabin, but I had to be the cheapskate and get the bench seats.

Oh how I wished I had gotten that cabin, but Ponyville was only a few hours away and there was really no need to get one. Except for this… it just wasn’t fair.

’Fair would intel that you had a chance to begin with.’ The sudden sound of his voice nearly made me jump from my seat. If not for Babs resting her head on my shoulder or Coco’s sharp claws aimed at my crotch, I surely would have jumped out of said seat.

’Discord… what do you want now?’ I inwardly grumbled, careful to keep a straight face.

’Nothing much.’ His voice shifted in my head, it sounded like I could hear him from my left side then to my right, ’Just here to warn you is all.’

‘Warn me?’ My heart started to beat faster, as my eyes scanned the interior of the car.
This guy had given me the shivers from those odd moments when he would invade my mind, ‘Warn me about what?’

‘Just a little creature… called slime.’ Discord started to chuckle, while my thought process moved towards those tear drop shaped monsters.

‘Slime you say… what's so bad about those things?’ I asked, but an erie chuckle from Discord was my only reply from the mismatched creature, ’Ah Discord… you still there?’

’I am… oh I am. Hahaha…’

There are some things in life that should never be mentioned. There are some things that just made me want to think, ‘Why. Just why.’ every moment that you stand and gawk at the impossibility of it all.

“That’s just too many Pinkie Pies.” I said aloud, as I watched the horde of bubbly pink mares flip a cart. I couldn’t but sigh at what I was about to do, even the fact that Twilight’s little group of friends had blasted, beaten and even hogg tied a few of them… just wasn’t doing it for me. I dropped my bag on the platform, while the rest of the passengers stayed in the safe confines of the train.

“Button… where are you going?” Babs whisper-shouted out the window.

“Fixing this mess,” I replied, as I drew my staff and placed Coco atop the bags, “Now be a good girl and watch the bags.”

Coco gave me a slight nod, and with her safe on the platform I was free to handle these copycats.

I walked toward the mass of pink, mana coursed through my staff as I recited the spell Discord taught me. It was a simple locator spell, that allowed me to search for a certain individual. The spell could only track one item, and even if that item was broken into pieces, those pieces could be traced and put together again.

From the information Discord gave me, about the slime pool in the Everfree, all of these clones share the same body. So I had set a pinkie as the individual for the spell, low and behold all the Pinkie Pies had a copper colored aura that surrounded them. I’m the only one that can see it however, but if that weren’t the case, I think Rainbow would stop beating Pinkie.

“There’s just no end to them!” Rainbow yelled, as her first collided with Pinkies muzzle. The devastating hook forced Pinkie to fall on ground.

“B-but it’s me,” Pinkie sobbed, as blood dripped down her muzzle which stained her baby blue shirt.

“Twilight!” Rainbow turned her attention toward the purple mare, with Spike holding a book open toward her, “You have that spell yet?!”

“Almost… just a little more time!” Twilight replied, but she diverted her attention away from the book to blast a clone.

Rainbow pressured Twilight to hurry up, while Applejack lassoed a few more clones with Fluttershy cowering behind Twilight.

I just ignored them and attended to the wounded mare on the ground.

“You okay Pinkie?” I gently whispered, with my hand placed on her shoulder. Pinkie turned her tear and blood stained face toward me. Upon closer inspection, Rainbow didn’t hold back against her.

“B-button.” Pinkie gasped, while I gave her a nod in response. The tears increased then she proceeded to wedge her head into my chest.

‘You should comfort the poor dear.’ Discord’s voice echoed in my mind, ‘She could really use a hug.’

’Gotcha… but you could have warned me that it was this bad.’

’I gave you information on how to subdue the slime. Wasn’t that enough?’ Discord huffed, as the helpful spells he taught me earlier would definitely come in handy.

Discord’s apparent judgement, just made me sigh. I looked down at the sobbing mare and just hoped the blood stains could be washed off.

“It’s alright Pinkie… I’m here,” I cooed, as my arm wrapped around her shoulder. I would deeply regret those blood stains.

“Okay girls! I have the spell!” My head turned to the voice of Twilight’s, with her friends huddled behind her…

’When did Rarity get here, and why isn’t she dirty like everybody else?’ I looked at the pristine mare and compared to everyone, she hadn’t even been dirtied. Gotta make sure to ask later how she does it.

Discord’s voice echoed in my head again, ’You should stop her before everyone turns to fertilizer.’

Twilight’s horn was covered by a vibrant lavender, Applejack and Rainbow stood behind her. The two formed a meat shield for Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike who had this perverted look. Maybe it was from his face being in Rarity’s chest, but I had more problems to deal with to care about it.

“Pinkie.” I pushed away from the mare, bent down and grabbed hold of her hand, “Whatever you do. Don’t let go.”

I didn’t wait for response, I clenched her hand and began a levitation spell. My target was a rock on the ground and aimed it towards Twilight’s horn.

Twilight suddenly released a blast of magic, it was aimed at an incoming clone, but the rock interjected.

A rock collided with the magic beam and created a purple explosion. This only made me sigh at the simple yet complex attribute, which was magic.

What may appear to be a beam of light, carried commands that could alter the very essence of matter. It was wrong on so many levels, and that this type of thing should never be used. Yet I glared at a being that had the power to supply an entire city with energy, for the best part of an hour.

“Just what in Celestia’s sake are you doing?!” Twilight screamed, as her lavender finger pointed at me.

“I could ask the same… using magic on a friend!” I huffed, my eyes never drew away from her lavender orbs.

“I’m trying to save the town!” Twilight shot back as her horn glowed anew.

“By trying to blast Pinkie Pie!” I retorted, but paused as the constant high pitched ‘hello’ racked my nerves. I held up a finger to silence Twilight, “Hold on… this is just getting annoying.”

My mind was filled with a spell to constrain these mares. It combined the lock on spell, with a pitfall spell. Basically a homing pitfall, that would keep these things from moving around too much.

With the area around us covered with my magic, as soon as a clone stepped on the ground, a hole would form and they would go down. Sure they would jump out of the hole, in which it would close up again, but when they touched ground the hole would form again.

The hole was not that deep, it actually reached up to Pinkie’s chest, but that wasn’t the point of it.

“Now that’s done.” I turned my gaze to glare at Twilight again, “As I was saying. Were you trying to hurt your friend?!” I nearly shouted, and I almost did to get the mare’s attention.

“H-how did you…” Twilight began.

“Don’t change the subject,” I cut off, with my hand firmly grasped around my staff, “Did you. Try. To blast. Your friend?”

No answer, not even a rebuttal from any of the mares behind her.

“Yeah… I thought so.” I said and turned to Pinkie, “Let’s get you to a Doctor.”

Pinkie nodded, and with that I started to move us toward the clinic in town. For simple things like allergies or coughs, the clinic was the place to go. The hospital outside of town was for more serious stuff, like labor or surgery. I just hope the clinic can handle a bruised mare… just hope her nose isn’t broken.

I stopped to look down at the Pinkie trapped in the hole, who waved and smiled at me.

“Hello! I’m Pinkie Pie!” The clone said, in which it started a chorus of ‘Hello! I’m Pinkie Pie!’

“Listen slime, I’ll give you by the time I return and if you're still here… we’ll let’s just say I have ways of dealing with your kind.” I coldly said, then continued on my way to the clinic.

As we passed the clones looked at us in silence, their heads turned simultaneously to follow our movement.

’This wasn’t the outcome I had thought of… Eh! At least they’ll head back to the pool.’ Discord said or mumbled, it was hard to tell since he was just a voice inside my head.

’How do you know they’ll go back?’ I asked.

’For such a resourceful creature. It’s pretty much a coward… you on the other hand.’ All of sudden Discord started to laugh. His voice slowly faded, which left me to question.

’What the fuck is he laughing about?’ I couldn’t help but sigh from the chaotic creature’s motive, if he even has one.

“Something wrong… Button?” Pinkie asked, with a hand covering her nose. She had this worried look about her, with her face starting to swell.

“It’s noth…” I began, but stopped and shook my head. It was never a good idea to mention that word, especially when I had so much things happen. I turned to Pinkie and looked her dead in the eye, “Look. Some stuff happened, but I can handle it.” I started pull a little harder on her arm, “Now. Let’s get you to that clinic.”

“U-um. Okay,” Pinkie said, while I continued to lead her toward the clinic.

We arrived at the clinic, and the doctor quickly examined Pinkie’s injury. He applied some ointments on her cuts, and quickly ordered the nurse to call the hospital for a carriage.

With Pinkie’s situation settled, I made my way back to…

“Oh shit… I completely forgot about Coco,” I said aloud as I facepalmed. Of all the things I needed to do, forgetting about that little ball of fuss was something I shouldn’t have done, “I just hope she isn’t too mad.”

I quickened my pace back to the station, if I knew anything about the little raccoon I just had to make sure I have hand near my crotch. She is not a forgiving to my jewels.

When I arrived to the station platform, I was surprised to see Fluttershy cradling Coco. While Coco waved her arms around and was apparently having a conversation with the yellow mare.

“Oh you poor baby,” Fluttershy said, with tears dripping from the corners of her eyes.

I looked around at the at the ponies, cow and donkey on the platform. Then back at Fluttershy, who was sitting on my bags.

“Well… there’s only one thing to do.” I turned around and quickly tried to get out of there. It was bad enough I couldn’t get my bags, or raccoon. The whole fact that a lot of eyes were on the yellow mare, could be directed at me if I interrupted.

As I turned, and took one step away from the two. I felt two two skinny arms wrap around me.

“You poor baby.” The thing said followed by tears that dripped atop my head.

I stood there with a dumbfounded expression, ’What is wrong with this mare?’

As we stood there , I felt the eyes of the crowd stare at us. I tried to push the butter yellow mare off me, but her grip around my neck just tightened.

“Um… can you let me go?” I pleaded, as the tears ran down my neck. ’This is just getting ridiculous…’

“Hey! What’d you do to Fluttershy!”

’Yup. Ridiculous.’ I stared at Twilight and the rest of the gang minus Pinkie of course. There before me was angry rainbow maned mare. She glared at me then continued to say.

“Well?”

“Well what?” I responded.

“You know what I mean!” Rainbow’s wings puffed in irritation.

“No. I have no clue what you're talking about… and can you please let me go.” I poked yellow’s arm in hopes that I could get her attention about the whole choking me thing.

“Oh umm… sorry.” Fluttershy let go of my neck, but rested her hands on my shoulders.

“At least you are not strangling my neck,” I grumbled, as I rubbed the side of my neck. This mare was strong, maybe even near apple-mare standards.

“Hey! Don’t change the subject,” Rainbow said, while she took a menacing step towards me.

“Look. I have no clue what you're going on about.” I turned to Fluttershy in hopes she could enlighten her friend, “You mind filling me in on any of this?”

Fluttershy looked a little startled as all eyes were upon her. Her lips trembled a bit, until she took a gulp and was about to speak. That is until Coco decided to interject.

“Oh dear. Are you sure?” Fluttershy asked the raccoon, while I just stood there and listened to a raccoon talk to a grown mare. It was entertaining, and I wished I had been part of the crowd watching the spectacle versus being in the middle of it. Fluttershy then looks around at the crowd and from what I could tell her wings started to tremble. She leaned forward and whispered into my ear, “L-let’s go now… if you please.”

I stood there and tried to comprehend what was going on. Though with Coco biting down on my pants, she started to pull me toward the direction of the stairs, did I decide to leave.

“Oh wait,” I said aloud, before I took a step forward. I casted a levitation spell on my bags and directed them toward me, “Can’t forget about you now.”

“Where in Equestria do you think you are going?!” Rainbow took a step to block us from leaving.
I just shrugged my shoulders as Fluttershy was the one to speak up, “Rainbow. Could you please move?” She tightened her grip on my shoulder while she looked pleading at the cyan mare.

“W-what in the hay has gotten into you?” Rainbow asked, as she took a step back from Fluttershy’s request.

“I-I’ll explain later. Just move. Please.”

As the odd request met with trepidation, I could only stand there and think, ‘Just what is going on here?’