Japanese High School graduate, child prodigy and murder God Light Yagami stood perplexed, not a common occurrence for the young man. Ever since discovering a mystical "Death Note" (a magic notebook that kills anyone whose name is written within, with a few rules) and establishing himself as the evil cleansing angel known as "Kira", Light had matched his significant wits with the world's best detectives, his not always trustworthy shinigami companion Ryuk, and even his own family to keep his identity a secret.

Still, what he was seeing now utterly perplexed him. A tiny cardboard box sat on the sidewalk that Light had been walking down, his bat winged companion floating alongside him. Inside the box was a small, blue pony with a rainbow mane.

Light bent down to examine the pony, which looked up at him with hopeful, loving eyes. The boy bent down on one knee and stroked multi-hued hair.

Ryuk chuckled. "What's a matter Light, pony got your tongue?" He asked sarcastically.

Light simply ignored him as he lifted up the box. "I'm not going to leave such a defenseless thing out in the cold. Misa's place is nearby, we can leave it with her."

"EEEEEHHHH!" Was the piercing squeel of Misa Misa, fashion model and secret Kira supporter, at the sight of the filly Rainbow Dash.

"Wow, if I didn't know any better, I'd say she thinks the thing is cute." Ryuk stated dryly.

"Don't worry Light, I'll take care of this pony like it was my very own sister!" Misa declared. "I'll brush her and feed her and tuck her into bed!" She went on and on while scrunching up Rainbow Dash's baby cheeks into an awesome face. After Light departed, Misa let out a sigh of content.

"To think that Light would entrust me with a child. It's almost like having his baby!" She exclaimed, lost in a daydream of love and romance. "Don't you worry little pony, I'm gonna raise you right! I'll make sure your a shining example of what Kira means to the world!"

Needless to say, this Rainbow Dash grew into a very warped pony.

As the years passed and Kira defeated his enemy L and became God of the new world, Misa and occasionally Light would raise and educate Rainbow Dash in their psychotic mindset. The little pony longed to aid her surrogate parents, and one day, she finally got her chance.

The warehouse was a dark gray, the concrete floors stained with blood. Light Yagami, self proclaimed God of the New World was on his knees, bleeding from a bullet to his hand. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!" He screamed to the heavens while trying to subtly reach for his pencil and a scrap of notebook...

"HE'S REACHING FOR IT!" One of the detectives yelled, raising his gun to fire again. The gun roared and the bullet raced, but a flash seemed to explode through the air along the projectile's flight path