The author went to prison for charges of molestation.

What he finished of his story would be published in the "Worst stories ever made" book of history.

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Jeffry got a job in a new HiM fiction called "Adventures of Jeffry", which still sucked, but not as much as this one.

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The Mane Six continued producing stories, most of them were average.

Twilight never had to molest a filly again.

Rainbow was never made into baked goods again.

All was well.

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Then Pinkie read cupcakes and went insane.

Everyone died.

Some ponies were raped.

Things sucked.

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Real Authors Note:

Woah. This thing was a piece of shit.

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UPDATE:

I'm going to make an even shittier parody of PiE stories now, because I just read the shittiest one ever and that's reason enough.