“And we’re back!” Luna announced, shouting over the crowd’s enthusiasm. “For the third match in this year’s tournament!”

“Tonight, we have what is certain to be a very… interesting pair,” Celestia picked up, barely managing to hide her mirth.

“Yes, I believe this will definitely be one for the ages,” Luna agreed with a nod. “Without further ado, let us welcome tonight’s athletes: Rainbow Dash, the Element of Loyalty, and Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter!”

She had barely finished the last word when a loud squee echoed throughout the stadium, nearly as loud as the princesses’ own words, and a pink blur shot across the floor, coming to an abrupt stop in the center. Pinkie was bouncing in place, a massive grin on her face as she waited for her opponent to arrive.

Rainbow Dash strode in at a much more moderate pace, eying Pinkie with a rather grumpy expression. She was not pleased that the pink pony had managed to make a more spectacular entrance than her. Then there was the fact that Pinkie was treating the whole thing like a joke. Rainbow Dash had always taken sports very seriously, and it annoyed her when other ponies did not.

However, she knew that by no means diminished the threat that Pinkie posed. In theory, Rainbow had the advantage. After all, she was a very talented athlete, and her little contests with Applejack had surely prepared her for anything with ‘wrestling’ in the name. But her opponent was not exactly on speaking terms with the laws of physics, and to be frank, Rainbow had no idea what to expect from her in something like wrestling. She was already very much aware that this would be anything but easy.

Luna was already smirking visibly, and Celestia had a hoof clamped over her mouth, trying to contain her chuckles. “Yes, well, needless to say, this will be one worth remembering,” she managed to get out.

“Come on, Princess!” Pinkie shouted toward Luna, each one of her jumps taking her a solid foot in the air. “Hurry up and dick-ify us already!”

Rainbow Dash groaned and covered her eyes with a hoof, but this went unnoticed by Pinkie who was staring unceasingly at Luna.

“Ahem, very well then,” Luna said after a moment, apparently too shocked by the interruption to complain. Her horn glowed with magic, and Rainbow Dash wiggled in surprise as the stallionhood formed underneath her, jutting out proudly.

Pinkie, on the other hoof, was turning around in circles like a dog chasing its tail, trying to get a better look at her new dick. The audience was laughing openly at her antics now, and even Rainbow Dash was starting to snicker.

“Hmm,” Pinkie said after a moment, experimentally poking at her new penis. She looked up at Luna again. “Are you suuuuuuure this is real?” she asked suspiciously.

“It’s a penis, Pinkie Pie,” Rainbow Dash deadpanned. “It’s right there. Its existence is non-negotiable.”

Pinkie glared at her. “Well duh, silly! I mean, will it feel like a real one? And work like one? Does it have real frosting?”

“For all intents and purposes, it will feel the same as if were you naturally a stallion,” Celestia answered, somehow managing to keep her face completely straight.

“And to answer your other question, the semen is compositionally identical to a stallion’s, but does not contain viable sperm,” Luna replied. Her expression turned thoughtful. “Although, with a simple spell, I can change that to—”

“NO!” Rainbow Dash screamed, terrified of the idea of getting pregnant with Pinkie’s foal. Visions of confetti flying out of her vagina at random intervals and unexplained deflated balloons in her bed every morning filled her mind. “Er, I mean, I don’t want foals!” She hastily corrected.

“As you wish," Luna pouted.

“Come on, hurry up!” Pinkie said impatiently. “Hit us with the other spell! I wanna get down to business!”

“Whoa, whoa, hang on a minute,” Dash interjected. “Are you seriously telling me you need a spell to want to sex this up?” she asked in disbelief, gesturing toward herself.

Pinkie giggled. “Of course not, Dashie! You’re super hot! But we’re going to be going at it for a looooong time!” Her expression became seductive, and Rainbow felt her cock twitch. “We need to be really ready to go.”

Rainbow suddenly yelped and jumped about a foot in the air as she suddenly felt a tingly sensation envelop her stallionhood, stroking it back and forth like a magical fleshlight. Pinkie just giggled and gave Luna a wink, who merely smirked in response.

“Geeze, no warning?” Rainbow asked, sparing a glare for the princess.

Luna shrugged. “I thought it would be funnier this way. But if you want a warning, this is it: in about two seconds, Pinkie is going to tackle you and screw a sonic rainboom out of you.”

“Wait, wha—?” Rainbow Dash’s retort was cut off when Pinkie slammed into her, knocking her onto her back and already positioning herself at Dash’s entrance. “Gah! Pinkie!” she shouted angrily.

Pinkie paused, then grinned down at Rainbow. “Just hold still, Dashie!” she nearly sang. “I’m gonna make a mare outta you!” she giggled, then started to push herself inside.

Rainbow Dash yelped and immediately pushed back, shoving Pinkie off her and sending her sprawling. Pinkie was on her hooves again in the blink of an eye, giving Rainbow a seductive look.

Rainbow didn’t give her a chance to move again, and she immediately darted forward. She may not have been allowed to use her wings, but she was still the fastest pegasus in Equestria, both on land and in the air.

But, just before her tackle would have connected, she blinked, and Pinkie was gone. Rainbow looked around wildly, trying to pinpoint her location, but saw nothing. For all intents and purposes, Pinkie had vanished.

“Wheeeeee!” Pinkie shouted in glee. Rainbow Dash’s eyes widened a split second before a pony-shaped mass landed on top of her, slamming her belly-first into the floor and knocking the wind out of her.

“What the hay?!” Rainbow Dash wheezed as Pinkie held her down. “How the heck did you get ABOVE me?!”

Pinkie giggled. “You should know better than to ask, Dashie! Now, hold still!”

“Gah! This isn’t fair!” Rainbow whined. “I’m not allowed to fly because I’m a pegasus, but apparently Pinkie can get away with it just because she’s an earth pony!” That actually gave Pinkie pause, and Rainbow attempted to look over her shoulder to see her reaction.

“Well…” Pinkie said, actually sounding serious. “Okay!” she chirped. “I’ll stay on the floor after this. I’m still gonna screw the color out of your mane though!” As soon as she said it, a surprised yelp escaped Rainbow’s muzzle as the head of Pinkie’s cock slapped across her clit. Without further foreplay, Pinkie positioned herself, and Rainbow groaned from a mixture of pleasure and discomfort as she felt it spread her dripping lips.

“Oooh! Nice and tight, Dashie!” Pinkie said happily, pushing in another few inches. “I thought a mare like you would be getting tons of stallions!”

Rainbow Dash was unsure if that was a compliment or not, so she wisely kept her muzzle shut as Pinkie pulled back, then shoved herself back in, causing both of the mares to moan. However, despite the rising heat in her loins, Rainbow renewed her efforts to escape, determined to win even if it meant postponing her eventual climax.

Pinkie squealed in delight and began twisting to counter Rainbow’s weight, keeping her pinned even when she attempted to flap her wings. “I didn’t know you liked it rough, Dashie!” she teased. “But, I guess it kinda makes sense! Don’t worry though, I can work with that!”

Rainbow blushed heavily, but refused to give in. She wouldn’t admit it to anypony, but some part of her actually was enjoying being dominated like this. It didn’t stop her from continuing her attempts to escape, though. However, it was in vain, as Pinkie bottomed out without too much trouble, her balls slapping gently against Rainbow’s as she held herself inside.

“Now, be sure to clench nice and tight for me,” Pinkie whispered into her ear, gyrating her hips and earning a moan from the pinned mare. To Rainbow’s relief, Pinkie stopped teasing her and pulled back, almost all the way before slamming back inside in one quick motion, causing both of them to emit cries of pleasure.

“Ugh, Pinkie,” Rainbow grunted, her panting increasing in volume as her friend continued to pound her relentlessly. It was getting harder and harder to contain her moans, as Pinkie was surprisingly good at hitting her G-spot, sending jolts of pleasure up her spine.

“Yeeeees?” Pinkie drawled, leaning in and tracing her tongue along Rainbow’s ear. Rainbow couldn’t see her face, but she just knew Pinkie was smiling right now.

“Wha...” Rainbow asked dumbly, too focused on the pounding to to think clearly.

“Didn’t quite catch that.” Pinkie giggled. “It sounded a bit like you moaned my name.” Her smile turned mischievous. “But Rainbow wouldn’t do that, right? She’s too cool to lose control in front of all these ponies.”

“Ugh… You might be surprised,” Rainbow said without thinking, only to turn red upon realizing what she’d just said. Her pride stung, she tried to look up, but to her relief, nopony was laughing at her. Instead, they seemed to be split between cheering on Pinkie, or shouting for Rainbow to make a comeback.

She didn’t want to disappoint, but any escape plans were wiped from her thoughts each time Pinkie thrust into her. The pink pony did so erratically, randomly, but not poorly by any means. Sometimes she would just thrust straight in and back out, still pleasuring them both but giving Rainbow a moment to catch her breath. Then, she’d either stroke her clit or hit her G-spot on the next thrust, causing Rainbow to scream it right back out again. Pinkie kept her on the tips of her hooves with each and every thrust, and Rainbow was completely at her mercy. Even worse, it was working; she was already teetering on the edge of climax.

“Ooooh, you’re gonna cum aren’t you?” Pinkie asked, a glint in her eye. She leaned in to speak directly into Rainbow’s ear. “I can tell, you know. The way the tips of your wings are curling, how you clench whenever I pull out… The little squeaks you try to hold in when I rub your clit. You won’t be able to hold in this one, though. I’m gonna make you scream.”

She then slammed herself inside as far as she could go and held herself there, reaching down to quickly rub Rainbow’s clit to send her over the edge. Between that and Pinkie’s dirty talk, Rainbow Dash hit her climax without a prayer of holding it back. She screamed at the top of her voice, curling her tail around Pinkie’s hips and holding her tightly, her entire body trembling and writhing from pleasure. Her inner walls clenched hard around Pinkie’s cock, milking it desperately and causing Pinkie to moan loudly herself. At the same time, her own cock exploded, forming a massive puddle of cum underneath and staining the fur on her belly white.

The moment Pinkie felt Rainbow climax, she grinned and hugged her close, biting down on the back of her mane and yanking hard. Rainbow yelped from the unexpected roughness, but to her surprise it actually sent jolts of pleasure down her spine, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.

After a few more seconds of utter bliss, Rainbow sighed and went limp, barely even aware of her surroundings as she allowed the afterglow to set in. However, she felt Pinkie release her mane and gently nibble on her ear, causing her to moan softly again.

“Not quite done yet, Dashie,” Pinkie said seductively, although her voice was clearly strained. “I think it’s time to turn this Pinkie Pie into a Cream Pie!”

“Pinkie, that was the worst—!” she began to say, only to cut herself off with a loud cry as Pinkie roughly grabbed her hips and started thrusting into her, even faster than she had been previously. Pinkie was squealing and laughing constantly now, riding Rainbow ruthlessly in an attempt to get herself off. Close as she was, it didn’t take her long at all.

The next time Pinkie bottomed out, she held herself there, and Dash moaned lowly as she felt hot spurts of cum being released inside her, quickly coating her inner walls. Though Rainbow Dash was painfully aware that it meant she had lost the round, even she had to admit that sometimes losing felt better than winning.

Pinkie’s orgasm lasted a surprisingly long time, and by the time it was over, Rainbow was feeling full, sticky, and irritated. “Are you done?” she asked dryly.

Pinkie giggled. “Yup! That sure was fun, Dashie!”

“Yeah… It kinda was,” Rainbow admitted. “Doesn’t mean you’ll win the next round though.”

“We’ll see. But for that, you’ve gotta let go of me first!” Pinkie chirped.

“Huh?” Rainbow asked, looking over her shoulder. She blushed heavily when she saw that she still had her tail curled around Pinkie’s waist, keeping her lodged inside. She quickly removed it, allowing Pinkie to slowly pull herself out with a wet squelch.

“Ugh, that feels gross,” Rainbow complained, wiggling her rump a bit. “It’s like someone popped a balloon in there. A cum balloon.”

Pinkie Pie burst out laughing. “A cum balloon!” she exclaimed. “Oh, I’ve gotta remember that idea!”

Rainbow’s eyes widened in horror, then she slammed her head against the floor. “Oh, Celestia, what have I done?” she whimpered. She then yelped in surprise when she felt a pair of lips covering her marehood, followed by an obnoxiously loud slurp as Pinkie sucked her own cum out of Rainbow’s pussy.

“Gah! What the hay!” Rainbow shouted, quickly scrambling away and turning around. She was met with the sight of Pinkie licking the cum off her muzzle, giggling all the while.

Pinkie realized Rainbow was staring at her, and laughed even harder at the look on her face. “What’s wrong, Dashie? Did you want some too?” Her expression turned seductive, and she leaned in closer, parting her lips and leaning in for a kiss.

“Ew! No!” Rainbow exclaimed, raising her forelegs in time to repel Pinkie’s duckface. She started laughing again and collapsed in a heap, banging a hoof against against the floor.

“And the round goes to Pinkie Pie!” Celestia choked out, barely holding on to her composure. Luna wasn’t even trying at this point, the sound of her hysterical laughter echoing throughout the stadium as she rolled around on the floor next to her seat.

Rainbow grimaced a bit, but she gave Pinkie a grudging nod, who smiled in response. “Don’t worry Dashie, you’ll get your chance,” Pinkie said happily.

Rainbow grinned. “You bet I will! I’m gonna get you back for that!” she promised.

Since both of the princesses were still recovering, Pinkie and Rainbow took their spots without prompting, waiting with varying levels of patience for the next round to start.

“Okay, okay,” Luna wheezed, now back in her seat. “Thank goodness that’s out of the way. In any case, since it has already been two minutes, the round begins now!”

Pinkie frowned and cocked her head. “Huh? But it’s only been one minute and fifty-six seco—” her correction turned into a huff as Rainbow collided with her, having pounced the moment Luna had given the word. Rainbow smirked down at her, but unlike before, she didn’t make the mistake of blinking and giving Pinkie a chance to escape. That little rule barely made sense in her mind, but it seemed to work, as Pinkie was unable to get free this time.

“Aw yeah, now it’s my turn!” Rainbow gloated, lining up her ‘shot’ and starting to press inside. However, Pinkie merely giggled, and Rainbow yelped as they were suddenly spun around, putting Pinkie on top. “What the?!”

Pinkie grinned. “I said I wouldn’t leave the floor. Never said I wouldn’t win the old-fashioned way!”

“Oh, that does it!” Rainbow snapped. She flapped her wings, and flipped them back over again. However, Pinkie managed to get her hooves underneath her and shove her off, sending Rainbow sprawling with a surprised yelp. With a giggle, Pinkie pounced on her with a single motion, grinding their dicks together and causing both of them to moan.

“Hey! You’re still sticky!” Pinkie giggled, feeling Rainbow’s previous release soaking into her fur.

“Well, it’s not going anywhere,” Rainbow said in annoyance. “Not until I’ve had a shower, anyway.”

“Want some help with that?” Pinkie asked, giving her a wink.

“Ugh! You’re insatiable!” Rainbow complained, managing to get her hooves between them and pushing Pinkie away.

“Sure am!” Pinkie chirped. “And you’re gonna find out just how much!”

“Hah! Just wait until I’m done with you!” Rainbow jeered, spreading her legs and preparing to pounce.

“Can’t wait!” Pinkie said happily, bouncing out of the way as Rainbow charged through where she had just been standing.

“Ugh! No fair!” Rainbow complained, turning back around.

Pinkie giggled. “I’m not cheating, I’m just talented!”

“Yeah? Well so am I!” Rainbow tackled her again, and this time succeeded, pinning her down on her back again. Without wasting any more time, Rainbow began pushing herself into Pinkie’s wet marehood, causing her to pant and moan in anticipation.

“Oooh, that’s nice,” Pinkie moaned, willingly spreading her legs to give Rainbow better access.

Rainbow blinked in surprise at Pinkie’s sudden compliance. Maybe she was just too horny to fight back? That didn’t add up, considering that she had been doing just fine until now. It was weird, but she wasn’t about to waste her chance.

She moaned softly as she felt Pinkie’s tight marehood envelop her cock, her constant clenching doing little to slow her down. Normally, Rainbow would have tried to take it slow as a courtesy, but Pinkie just urged her on, and eventually she gave in and complied, shoving herself in up to the hilt.

Rainbow wasted no time getting to work, thrusting in and out of Pinkie at a steady pace, occasionally beating her wings to add a little extra force, earning extra-loud moans when she did. Pinkie wasn’t resisting in the slightest. Instead, she was encouraging Rainbow to go faster. She still wondered about that, but she wasn’t complaining.

“Oh, that’s it Dashie,” Pinkie moaned, burying her face in Rainbow’s neck. “You feel soooo good!” She wrapped her tail around Rainbow’s waist, silently urging her to speed up.

“Why are you so eager?” Rainbow asked between pants. “I thought you’d be trying to fight back.”

Pinkie giggled. “Everypony loves cream filling, Rainbow!”

Rainbow groaned. “Pinkie, you have got to stop doing that.”

“Stop doing what?” she asked innocently. “Now hurry up, slowpoke! I’m almost there!”

“Already? Man, I’m good.” Rainbow grinned, her thrusts intensifying in response.

“Oh, Dashieeee!” Pinkie screamed, tensing up and writhing as her pussy clenched around Rainbow’s cock. Her own stallionhood exploded for the second time that night, shooting her thick load all over her belly and face. Pinkie eagerly opened her mouth, allowing a few spurts to land on her tongue, happily swallowing them down.

Rainbow moaned loudly when Pinkie’s climax hit, and buried herself inside up to the hilt, grunting and panting as she emptied her load. She was overcome with a sudden feeling of affection, and wrapped her hooves around the mare, holding her close throughout their shared climax.

As they came down from their high, Rainbow became aware of the cheering crowd once again. Her ears perked up as her sense of accomplishment set in, and she put on a winning smile and began waving at the spectators, occasionally even blowing a kiss when she felt particularly generous.

“And the second round goes to Rainbow!” Luna declared. “Putting her neck-in-neck with Pinkie Pie!”

“I must say, that submission was surprising,” Celestia remarked.

“Indeed. But, as Pinkie said—”

“Everypony loves a good cream filling!” Pinkie shouted from next to Luna, before leaning over and giving her a wet kiss on the cheek.

“GAH!” Luna yelped, falling out of her seat in surprise. Pinkie collapsed and started giggling at the sight. “Get out of here!” Luna snapped, causing Pinkie to slink away, although her mirth didn’t diminish in the slightest.

Grumbling in annoyance, Luna climbed back into her seat for the second time that night, giving Celestia a glare as she laughed openly at the stunt Pinkie had pulled. “Remind me to check the security footage later to find out how she did that. In any case, wrestlers, take your stations for round three!”

Rainbow, still snickering herself, took up her position again while Pinkie bounced back over to stand across from her, giving her another grin. “Don’t expect me to give up easily this time!” She warned.

Rainbow grinned. “Heh, I’d rather you put up a fight. Don’t want Applejack saying you threw the match.”

“Can do!” Pinkie promised.

“Begin!” Celestia boomed.

Before Rainbow could blink, Pinkie was on top of her again, her cum-slicked cock already poking at Rainbow’s rear passage. “Gah! Get off!” Rainbow shouted, trying to push Pinkie away.

Pinkie snickered. “Planning on it!”

“You have got to stop with the puns!” Rainbow groaned, flipping them back over with a hard flap of her wings.

“Not until you stop dying your mane!” Pinkie retorted.

“Hey! My mane’s not—!” She was cut off when Pinkie rolled, putting her back on top. Rainbow reacted quickly, reaching up and grabbing Pinkie in a sleeper hold, cutting off her air supply and forcing her to choose between passing out or retreating.

Pinkie chose the latter and wiggled out of Rainbow’s grip, giving her a somewhat hurt look as she rubbed at her neck. “That hurt, Dashie!” She whined.

Rainbow smirked. “Sorry, but I’d rather not have my ass stretched open.”

Pinkie giggled. “You may not get a choice!” Without further warning, Pinkie leapt into the air, angling herself down to land on top of Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow yelped in surprise and darted out of the way, just barely evading Pinkie who landed in a heap. Pinkie groaned and tried to stand back up, but Rainbow was already mounting her, positioning herself at Pinkie’s rear entrance.

“Hold on tight,” Rainbow warned, before starting to push inside. Pinkie squealed and started struggling, but Rainbow’s grip was too strong for her. Fortunately, Rainbow realized that even Pinkie had limits, and she pulled back after a moment, then pressed back in, a little deeper. Pinkie continued gasping and squirming throughout the entire process, but eventually, Rainbow made it all the way inside, leaving both of them gasping and panting for breath.

Before long, Rainbow started moving, slowly pulling herself out, then thrusting back in, causing Pinkie to whimper and Rainbow to groan loudly. Overcome by lust, Rainbow paid no attention to Pinkie’s condition and simply followed her instincts, taking her roughly and steadily increasing her pace as her climax drew nearer.

“Yeah… You like that?” Rainbow panted, very much enjoying her position of dominance. “You like being stretched around my dick, Pinkie?” she gave a particularly hard thrust. “Still gotta pay you back for that first round… Not as fun when you’re the one underneath, is it?”

“Rainbow Dash, I loathe to be the one to tell you this, but your victim appears to be having a wonderful time,” Celestia said with a snicker.

Blinking at her words, Rainbow looked down, and indeed saw that Pinkie had almost entirely stopped trying to get away. Instead, she was groaning and panting in time with Rainbow’s thrusts, even pushing back to meet them.

“Harder, Dashie,” Pinkie moaned. Now that she was used to it, she couldn’t deny that it felt just as good as her other hole.

Rainbow was happy to oblige, abandoning all restraint as she continued to thrust into Pinkie, enjoying her warmth and tightness. Her stallionhood was still slick with both her and Pinkie’s cum, and she glided in and out effortlessly, pushing them both closer to climax.

Pinkie tensed up without warning, and she screamed freely as she came, clenching hard around Rainbow Dash and shooting spurts of cum across the floor. The tension almost immediately sent Rainbow over the edge, and she moaned loudly as she came inside Pinkie for the second time that night.

The two mares collapsed at the same time, Rainbow resting on top of Pinkie as they both tried to catch their breath. “That...was…awesome,” Rainbow panted.

Pinkie giggled breathlessly. “Sure was! Totally worth losing!”

“And the third round goes to Rainbow Dash!” Celestia announced. “An excellent match!”

“Yes, very memorable,” Luna agreed, her smirk back on her face. “Now then, I believe it is time for the encore!”

“Ooooh!” Pinkie squealed in delight. “Lean back, Dashie!” Before Rainbow could do anything, Pinkie pushed her down on her back, pinning her hips down and giving her cock a long, slow lick from base to tip.

Rainbow was caught completely off guard, but wasn’t about to complain as she moaned loudly from the attention. She attempted to buck into Pinkie’s muzzle, but the earth pony’s grip remained firm, swirling around the tip and drooling all over it.

Pinkie spent quite a while doing that; licking all over the head and occasionally leaning down to lick up stray droplets of cum. Apparently, she was determined to treat Rainbow’s penis like an ice cream cone.

“Ugh, come on Pinkie, stop teasing!” Rainbow groaned, voice strained.

“Oh! Sorry Dashie! Guess I got a little into it!” Pinkie gave her a seductive grin, and took Rainbow’s stallionhood inside her mouth, taking it in all the way to the medial ring.

“Whoa! You’re good at this!” Rainbow gasped, causing Pinkie to grin around the dick in her mouth. In response, she pushed herself down even further, swallowing more and more until finally, to Rainbow’s complete astonishment, Pinkie made it all the way to the base, her lips brushing against Rainbow’s balls and clit simultaneously.

“That’s...impossible,” Luna breathed. Celestia was similarly stunned. She had refereed every single tournament for decades, but not once had she ever seen a pony manage to take the entire shaft in their throat.

Pinkie pulled back after a few seconds, apparently no worse for wear as she sucked hard on the head, giving the shaft long, hard licks with her tongue. Rainbow was panting and moaning, completely unable to contain herself as Pinkie sucked her off.

Pinkie swallowed her shaft again with no apparent difficulty, her tongue poking out to flick Rainbow’s clit, causing the mare to cry out in ecstasy. Encouraged by Rainbow’s reaction, Pinkie continued the motion, not letting up for even a moment as she continued to work the little nub with her tongue.

Rainbow didn’t stand a chance. Without warning, she bucked her hips and screamed as she came, shooting her load down Pinkie’s throat while the pink pony continued licking her clit. After a few moments, Pinkie slid back until only the head remained inside, and allowed it to fill her mouth while she stroked the shaft with her hooves.

Rainbow Dash exhaled and collapsed a moment later, completely dazed by her overpowering orgasm. The head of her softening stallionhood popped out of Pinkie’s mouth, who happily swallowed down the rest of Rainbow’s load.

“Mmmm! Not bad!” She said, smacking her lips.

Rainbow gave her a skeptical look. “Really? I’ve heard it tastes gross.”

Pinkie giggled. “Nuh uh! Here, try some of mine!” Before Rainbow could say anything in protest, Pinkie had scraped a hoof-full of cum off her own stallionhood and shoved it into Rainbow’s muzzle.

Rainbow gagged and started spitting it out the moment Pinkie removed her hoof, giving her a glare. “What the hay! It tastes like I just swallowed ten pounds of sugar! Not that I’ve ever done that. Even when I was drunk.”

Pinkie giggled. “I knoooow! Isn’t it great?” She continued lapping the rest of it off her hoof, not pausing even when she became aware of everypony staring at her, with varying levels of arousal.

“Well, Pinkie Pie is certainly more… enthusiastic than most,” Celestia said eventually.

Luna rolled her eyes. “She practically sucked her dry, sis.”

“Must you be so crass?” Celestia asked in annoyance.

Luna snorted. “Honestly, Tia. You’ve been running these tournaments for more than seventy years, but you’re still the biggest prude I have ever met.”

“A PRUDE?! Why you little—!”

“Moving on!” Luna said quickly, looking slightly fearful of the expression on Celestia’s face. “What matters is that you two enjoyed yourselves, correct?”

“Sure did!” Pinkie chirped. “Good game, Dashie!”

“Yeah, sure was,” Rainbow groaned. “Now, if you don’t mind, I think I’m gonna rest now. Forever.”

“Don’t be silly! You’ve gotta smile and wave for everypony!”

“Oh… Well, I guess I can make time for that.” She stood up on shaky hooves, and put on her best smile and started waving toward the crowd, who started chanting her name in response.

“So, how is it Dashie?” Pinkie asked happily. “Your first taste of fame?”

Rainbow grinned at her. “I think I could get used to it.”