Alex woke up, he looked at the clock, it was 1:00 a.m. he stood up and went towards toilet. Like every person does when he gets up in the middle of the night.

After he was done, he washed his hands and wanted to go back to sleep, but then something caught his attention. Someone was knocking on his doors.

Alex still a little bit dizzy, from just waking up walked towards his front doors almost falling over his couch which he didn’t see in the darkness of his living room. He finally got to his front door while the person outside was impatiently knocking on his door.

“I’m coming stop knocking.” Alex said hoping that his parents won’t wake up.

He opened the door, his vision was immediately taken away by something yellow.

“Hey Alex, yyyp I finally remembered where you lived.”

Alex used his hands to slightly move the yellow object away and he couldn’t believe what he saw, it was 1:00 a.m. and right now before him there was Fluttershy hovering in air while hugging him and nuzzling his chest.

‘Ok what the fuck is going on, why is she here and why is she drunk

…

Wait, she’s Drunk?!’

“I’m glad to see you too Fluttershy, but do you mind me asking what did you drank?” Alex said with curiosity in his voice.

“I’m am not surree, something around 3 bottles of vodka…. 700 ml each.”

Alex mentally face palmed and started thinking what to do now, well there weren’t many options, he couldn’t let her stay here cause his parents were upstairs, so he only could drive her back to Thomas’s.

“Ok Fluttershy, come on.” He took her hoof and quickly jumped into his boots while talking car keys from the shelf.

“Where are weee ghoing?” Fluttershy said while trying to land on her legs.

“I’m going to take you back to Thomas.”

Fluttershy suddenly frowned and to Alex’s surprise she shouted.

“NOOOOOO-HMPF.” Alex closed her mouth with his hand, he now was hoping that his parents didn’t wake up from this, as well as wondering how this silent and shy Pegasus could muster such voice.

“Ok, ok Flutters what are you doing here?”

“Well we had this partyy, and there were couples, and I felt alone and…”

“Ok I still don’t understand but one thing is for sure, you won’t let me take you back to Thomas, and I can’t just leave you at my doorsteps, come in but be quiet ok?” Alex never really thought that one day he will have to tell Fluttershy to be quiet.

“Okeeey” Fluttershy said with innocent smile and went in swinging a little.

Alex closed his front door while mentally swearing over this whole situation.

Alex led Fluttershy to his room, luckily his room was downstairs while his parents bedroom was upstairs that at least gave him a bigger chance of succes.

“Ok Fluttershy you will sleep on my bed and I will sleep on floor.”

“Ohhh but I want to sleep with you.”

Alex blushed a little and said.

“Fluttershy, I don’t know how it works in Equestria but here, when girl and boy are sleeping with each other, it usually also means doing *cough* funny things if you know what I mean.”

Fluttershy gave him a seductive gaze, she then used her wings to fly to his eye level, she leaned towards his ear and said with a lustful whisper.

“But I want to do funny things.”

“W-W-WHAT? Fluttershy, what are you saying, calm down, you seriously drank too much this time.”

Fluttershy jumped on his bed and she lifted her flanks towards Alex, who’s face became crimson red and after few seconds he turned around.

He was really thankful that he wasn’t a Pegasus.

“F-Fluttershy seriously calm yourself.”

Alex felt her hugging him from behind and pulling him towards bed, he knew that for the rest of the night he will have to resists Fluttershy’s wooings driven by alcohol.

‘This is going to be looooooooong night.’

Thomas’s house 7 a.m.

Thomas’s front door opened and a group made of 4 humans and 4 ponies slowly walked inside.

“I’m soo tired.” Rarity complained

“I don’t know what to do now, we’ve been looking for her whole night and she just disappeared.” Albert said while almost kneeling from exhaustion.

“What should we do? I mean we can’t just leave her.” Twilight said

“I know, I know, but we are all tired, we have to rest a little and then we will continue our search.” Albert said, everypony and everyhuman in the room nodded in agreement, everyone found himself a good place to sleep, Michael and Applejack rested cuddled together on the couch, Rarity and Terry in similar way were resting on the other couch. Brandy and Pinkie just laid on the floor immediately falling asleep. Twilight and Albert were too tired to be embarrassed, so they simply laid down on Twilight using Albert’s chest as a pillow.

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Thomas was flying through sky, he could feel wind brushing his skin, and sun warming his back, he was free, and he liked it. He looked around few times and then on his hands, they weren’t hands anymore, those were hoofs, he looked up to see a pair of wings.

He was a Pegasus, dashing through sky, nothing could stop him, nothing could control him.

That was until he felt something pushing him downwards, he was quickly coming towards earth. Seeing that he can’t save himself in anyway, he closed his eyes awaiting for the impact.

It came very smoothly, and much less painfully then he expected, he opened his eyes and saw himself laying on the floor of him room. He lifted his head and looked on his bed, he saw Rainbow Dash with a cocky grin and her front legs stretched out.

‘This sneaky little bastard pushed me from my own bed, that calls for a revenge’

Thomas was thinking how he could get her back, after few moments he remembered how his buddy once pranked him, waking him up from sleep and quickly saying to him that his kids and wife are in danger.

Now that he looks back it’s rather embarrassing but back then he actually wanted to go save his children and his beloved before realizing that he’s only 17 and he doesn’t even have a girlfriend yet.

‘I was really dizzy just after waking up back then, I wonder if it will work out this time, what to tell her though hmm.’

An imaginary lightbulb turned on inside his mind as he formed a mischievous smile on his face.

Thomas changed into his casual clothes, however he pulled out a fake moustache which he used to wear on Halloween from one of his shelves and putted it on his face.

He walked up to Rainbow and started nudging her gently.

“Rainbow dear, it’s time to wake up.”

Rainbow slowly opened her eyes and looked on Thomas.

‘All right, here we go.’

“Dashie, you have to wake up, kids are waiting for breakfast and I must go to work.”

Rainbow was still dizzy and she didn’t quite understand what he was talking about.

“Thomas, what are you talking about, what kids?”

“Our kids of course.”

Rainbow immediately lifted herself to sitting position, which startled Thomas a little, she looked at him and finally noticed a moustache on his face, her face had a puzzled expression with a bit of blush.

“W-W-W-What did you just SAY?” Rainbow almost shouted right into his face

“What are you talking about hunny? Something’s wrong? You don’t remember our son and our daughter?”

Thomas was already having a hard time trying not to laugh, and he knew what was coming.

“WE-WE-WE have kids? BUT when how, why, WAIT.”

Rainbow face was now slowly becoming completely red.

“IF we have kids then that means we, we in your bed…..”

She became completely red and then happened something that, this time Thomas expected.

*POMF*

Thomas couldn’t resist any longer, he took off his moustache and started rolling in laughter, Rainbow was still blushing hard completely confused, it took her some time to realize he just pranked her. And it wasn’t just a simple prank.

Thomas looked back at her, her muzzle was still red, but this time it wasn’t of embarrassment, her expression was of a pure rage.

‘Still worth it.’

Thomas thought to himself right before her hoof met his face.