Stockholm
Chapter 15: If I Wasn't Silly, I'd Be Dead
Previous Chapter Next Chapter“I’ll take this room!” Scootaloo announced, running into the chosen bedroom and flopping onto the bed. “This is one’s great!”
The girls looked around. The room was relatively small, at least compared to the other two bedrooms. But it was spaciously shaped and looked rather cozy.
“Sounds good,” Apple Bloom smiled, helping Sweetie Belle pull a few boxes into the room, “Are you excited?”
“Totally!” Scootaloo got back up, taking a backpack into the room.
“Hey, if someone told you a month ago that Rainbow Dash was going to adopt you, would you have believed them?” Sweetie Belle giggled as she opened a box with all of Scootaloo’s clothes in it.
“Probably not… But then I’d also hope it would happen!” Scootaloo chuckled.
“What are you all laughing about in here?” Rainbow asked, leaning on the doorway.
Grinning, Scootaloo turned around, “Nothing much! Just getting everything going!”
Rainbow laughed, then pulled her best ‘serious business’ face, “Alright, let’s go through the rules around here, young lady.”
Both Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle laughed at Scootaloo’s fallen look. Of course there had to be a catch.
“Okay, Mom. What are they?” She conceded.
“Rule Number One, no sex in my house,” she said flatly.
Scootaloo was puzzled for a moment, but then realized why. “Oh! Okay! No worries, Ma. I won’t do that!”
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom, on the other hand, were less than accepting, “What?!”
Rainbow laughed loudly as she nearly fell over, “You two should see your faces! I’m just screwin’ with you guys. Just keep it in here.”
“Mooooom!” Scootaloo blushed, “I thought you were just… okay, fine! Haha! You got us!”
“Okay, for real now. Rule Number One, don’t ever go in mine and Fluttershy’s room,” Rainbow explained, “Rule Number Two, you shower every damn day. Rule Number Three, if I ever catch you or these two doing any kinds of drugs… all bets are off!” she gave the three of them the most twisted possible grin she could manage.
The last one confused them slightly, but figured it better not to question it.
“Don’t worry Mom, I’m never touching drugs!” Scootaloo assured.
“Ah’d be dead meat if Ah were caught…” Apple Bloom shuddered.
“Good. But if you do, pray one of the others catches you first,” she said with an evil smile and wide eyes.
“RAINBOW! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT?!” came Fluttershy’s voice from down the hall.
“I’m not serious, Shy!” Rainbow called back, “I’m just messin’ with ‘em!”
At that, Rainbow’s meaning became very apparent to the three girls.
“That’s not funny, Rainbow,” Apple Bloom said flatly.
“Come on, Ma… That was cold,” Scootaloo muttered.
Sweetie Belle just looked away, shaking her head.
“They didn’t even get it until you started shouting!” Rainbow called down the hall.
“I don’t care! What if the social worker heard that?!” Fluttershy hollered back.
Rainbow turned back, “I’m sorry girls. I was just kidding around.”
“It’s fine,” Scootaloo waved it off, “Anyway, I still gotta get everything in here.”
Rainbow nodded and stepped aside so the three girls could move past. However, she grabbed Sweetie Belle by the arm and stopped her as her friends headed down the stairs.
“Speaking of things that weren’t the best thought out ideas,” she said, “What was that little stunt you pulled when you were leaving yesterday?”
“...I don’t know, I just... kinda wanted to see what would happen,” Sweetie Belle admitted, looking downward.
“What do you mean?” Rainbow asked.
“Well, I had no underpants, you think we’re hot, so… I just wanted to see how you’d react,” Sweetie Belle murmured, shaking her head, “Aside from these two, I just-I never had anyone really feel that way about me. Plus you helped us so much and were always there. Maybe I just… felt it’d be a fun little daring thing. But I’m sorry… I won’t do that again.”
“Sweetie Belle, I…” Rainbow decided to just bite the bullet and be completely honest with her, “Okay, I’ll be honest, I liked it. You have a cute butt. But the thing I’m worried about is that if I had been anyone else, they would have seen that as a free invitation to hurt you. I’m okay, I’m well supervised by Fluttershy. If anything did happen to you, I’d be suspect number one. But I just don’t want you to get into the habit of doing that to anyone who pays you a compliment. It could be dangerous. Alright?”
Sweetie Belle nodded and hugged her, “Yeah, you’re right. Rarity tells me the same thing… I’ll be careful, Rainbow Dash. I promise.”
“Good,” Rainbow hugged her back, “And it’s probably a good idea to keep that to a minimum around me for the next little while as well. Social worker hanging around and all that.”
“You mean you don’t mind it?” Sweetie Belle asked.
“If I’m being brutally honest with myself, I’m not about to tell a cute girl to stop flashing me,” Rainbow chuckled, “God, I’m weird…”
Sweetie Belle laughed, “Okay, then!” She nuzzled her and then scooted off to help her friends.
Rainbow smiled as she ran off, “That girl is adorable.”
Fluttershy came into view, carrying a box of Scootaloo’s comic books, “Okay, this is the last box.”
“Thanks,” Rainbow said, taking it from her, “So you’re feeling much better?”
Giving a nod, Fluttershy stretched a bit, “Yes, I just threw up a little this morning. I’m not as debilitated as yesterday.”
“Hey, Fluttershy, there’s something about that I wanted to ask you about,” Rainbow said, setting the box down onto the floor, “The girls said yesterday that it might be… morning sickness. When was your last period?”
Fluttershy cringed, “Two weeks ago. That’s why I asked you what the date was yesterday… I think I’m pregnant.”
Rainbow’s breathing hitched up noticeably, but she appeared to be remaining calm, “O-okay… why don’t we go pick up a p-p-pregnancy test later?”
“That’s… a good idea,” Fluttershy nodded in agreement, swallowing hard.
“What’s a good idea?” Scootaloo asked, overhearing as she came by them.
“Should we tell her?” Rainbow murmured in her ear.
Fluttershy hesitated, “Well, I don’t want to worry her, but… I suppose she should know either way,” she turned to the younger girl, “Considering my symptoms the past couple of days, it’s possible that I’m pregnant.”
Scootaloo’s eyes widened, “Whoa! Already? That was fast! Wow!”
“Now now, we don’t know for sure. It’s just a caution,” Fluttershy whispered, indicating for her to keep her voice down, “Look, if you want to tell the girls, it’s fine. Just… please don’t spread it around.”
Scootaloo nodded and went to leave, then stopped and turned back, “Actually, Fluttershy, there was something I wanted to ask you.”
“What is it?” Fluttershy smiled sweetly.
“What do I… call you?” Scootaloo asked nervously.
Fluttershy blinked, then giggled, “You can call me whatever you like, Scootaloo. I’m not legally your other mother until we get married, but if you wanted to address me as such, that’d be perfectly fine by me.”
Scootaloo rushed forward and hugged her, “Thanks, Ma.”
Smiling more, Fluttershy hugged her back and kissed the top of her head, “You’re welcome, sweetheart. I’m so thrilled you’re finally here with us…”
Rainbow smiled and hugged the both of them, “We need to get a family photo now.”
“Gotcha covered!” Sweetie Belle, with Apple Bloom in tow, carried a camera, “Let’s capture Scootaloo’s first day home!”
The three of them turned to the camera smiling, “You two are just a constant stream of convenience.”
“Smile!” Sweetie Belle clicked a photo, “Okay, one more! There we go! Beautiful! Okay, so let’s-I see those bunny fingers!”
Giggling, Fluttershy lowered her hand, “Oh, darn it. You got me.”
Rainbow turned her head around, looking all over, “Was she doin’ it to me or the kid?”
“Never mind, now smile!” Sweetie Belle demanded.
They did so. She went to take another, but the moment before the flash, they all made faces.
“Very funny!” Sweetie Belle laughed, “Now let’s get all of us!”
“Who’s gonna take it?” Apple Bloom queried. “We’d have ta take it in front of a mirror.”
The sound of a throat clearing came from behind the girls and they whipped around to see two more familiar women behind them.
“I’ll take it for you,” Twilight said, smiling brightly.
“Hi, Twilight!” Sweetie Belle grinned, handing her the camera, “That’d be awesome!”
“The hell happened to you?” Apple Bloom asked, looking at Ascentia’s sling.
“Grownup stuff,” Ascentia waved her off, “Now get together for the picture.”
The Crusaders all gathered in front, their arms around each other, bearing big grins.
“Alright, say ‘Normandy!’” Twilight smiled as she aimed the camera to the confused looks of the women.
“Normandy…?” The five of them chorused in mild confusion.
“She’s been playing a lot of video games lately,” Ascentia waved, “Just go with it.”
Going with it, they smiled and said it again as Twilight snapped two photos.
“Aw, you’re all so cute,” Twilight smiled as she handed the camera back to them.
“Thanks, Twilight!” Scootaloo grinned, “This has been pretty awesome!”
“Yeah, I heard,” Twilight smiled, “I had to do a little paperwork for them when they were trying to adopt you.”
“I thought you were pushed aside because of a conflict of interest,” Fluttershy asked.
“Every Princess knows you very well, so we were all a conflict of interest,” Twilight shrugged, “They decided they might as well go with the one in the same region.”
Rainbow and Fluttershy exchanged glances before shrugging a little.
“Works for me!” Scootaloo grinned, giving her a hug and patting her barely-showing stomach, “Hi, future baby!”
Twilight giggled and patted Scootaloo’s head, “She says hi,” she smiled.
“So you know it’s going to be a girl?” Fluttershy asked.
Twilight nodded, leading them all to the living room, “Yup. We had the tests done a few weeks ago. I wanted to know ahead of time.”
“Have you decided on a name yet?” Rainbow asked.
“We’re torn between Dawn and Sunrise,” Twilight smiled.
Fluttershy giggled, “Those are lovely name ideas.”
“What do you all think is the better one?” Twilight asked.
Sweetie Bell spoke up, “I like Dawn! It’s pretty!”
“Sunrise sounds purty nice ta me,” Apple Bloom said.
“Yeah, me too! Sunrise sounds epic!” Scootaloo agreed.
Fluttershy thought for a few moments, “I like them both… it’s hard for me to choose one.”
“Sunrise,” Rainbow said flatly, “There’s like fifteen kids with the name Dawn in town already.”
“I said Sunrise too,” Ascentia added, “I was the one who suggested it.”
Twilight rolled her eyes playfully, “Sunrise it is, then!”
Ascentia smiled and hugged her, kissing her cheek, “Told you it was a good idea, sweetheart. Don’t listen to what your dipshit mother said.”
“Oh yeah… that,” Twilight sighed.
“What’s wrong?” Fluttershy asked.
“When I told my mother I was pregnant… she flipped out at me. Said I was taking everything too far. Called my marriage a farce and said I was unfit to be a mother,” Twilight said bitterly, “Ascentia tried to talk to her, but she wouldn’t listen. Said I’d… brainwashed her.”
“Shit… that sucks,” Rainbow frowned, shaking her head.
“I’m sorry,” Fluttershy said sympathetically.
“How could she say something like that to me?” Twilight asked, sniffling a bit, “She’s my Mom and she told me I needed to be locked up.”
“That’s just messed up, Twi. I just became a parent, kinda, an I can tell you one thing. Loving your child isn’t conditional,” Rainbow said seriously, “And that’s just dumb of your Mom to say that. Concern’s one thing, but come on.”
Ascentia reached over and hugged her while Twilight continued, “It’s all the time with them. They’re never happy. First they didn’t approve of Ascentia, then they tried to interfere with our wedding, then after all that shit happened with the courts they started doting on her and treating me like some monster. Now they want to stop me from having a baby. What did I ever do to them?!”
No one had an answer for that, but offered sympathetic pats to her shoulder.
“We won’t let your parents stop you,” Fluttershy assured, “You still have us, Twilight. We’ll help you any way we can.”
“You guys don’t get it, your parents love you,” Twilight sniffled, pushing away from her wife, “You’ve never had them treat you like a stranger in your own home. Nothing I did was ever good enough for them. And the one good thing in my life they constantly tried to take from me,” she half shouted, pointing over at Ascentia, “Whether by trying to break us up, or trying to have me put in jail! I know I don’t talk about it all that much, but they’ve been hounding me ever since she got the charges dropped. Now they’re threatening to call social services when the baby is born!”
Everyone froze, cringing with worry and sympathy, but not having anything further to say.
“...We don’t get it,” Sweetie Belle admitted sadly, “But it’s true. It’s all of us against them… We’re still here to help you…”
“Sweetie Belle, this isn’t just about helping someone,” Fluttershy said softly as Twilight started crying, “Your parents are supposed to be the people you can always count on to help you. I don’t know it personally, but when someone’s own parents think ill of them, or actually try to negatively impact their life, it’s more than just any other person doing that. It’s like a betrayal of trust. Like they don’t love you, when they’re the ones who are supposed to love you unconditionally.”
Looking sad, the younger girl said nothing else as she stared at her lap.
“We’re sorry, Twilight… Ah think it’s terrible… Mah parents have been dead a long time, so Ah don’t know what it’s like… Ah agree though, no parents should be like that ta their kids…” Apple Bloom said softly.
“Their two children are royalty and have saved the world a couple dozen times,” Ascentia chuckled, “Yeah Velvet, I’ll go file for divorce right away. And while I’m at it I’ll explain how Pinkie Pie’s precognition works and make magical doves fly out of my ass!”
“Oh will you stop making jokes?!” Twilight screamed as she swung her arm back and slammed her fist into Ascentia’s face.
Three things happened. The girls all jumped in surprise, there was the faint sound of something cracking and Ascentia gripped her nose and let out the most shrill, blood curdling scream any of the six people in the room had ever heard as she fell over on the couch.
Twilight stood over her and kept driving her fist into her head, “I’ve. Had. Enough. Of. Your. Smartass. Comments!”
Rainbow sat back and rolled her eyes.
“Rainbow, shouldn’t we do something?” Scootaloo asked.
“Those two have this weird thing where Ascentia-” Rainbow stopped and leaned to the side to get a better look. Ascentia was trying to cover her face, “Oh shit! Grab her!”
All at once, Fluttershy and Rainbow grabbed Twilight off her, with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo helping. Apple Bloom tended to Ascentia, helping her sit up. Twilight struggled against them until Rainbow socked her in the upper chest, knocking the wind out of her and sitting her down in a chair.
“You sit the fuck down and stay there,” Rainbow snapped.
Fluttershy helped Apple Bloom to bring Ascentia to the couch, as far away from Twilight as possible.
“Are you all right?” Fluttershy asked worriedly.
“I think my nose is broken,” Ascentia said weakly, cradling her bleeding face.
Fluttershy knelt down in front of her and winced, “Yeah, that’s broken,” she said, handing her a handkerchief, “We’ll take you to the hospital.”
“I’ll stay here and keep an eye on her,” Rainbow said in a low tone.
Twilight looked over at her, a look of shock and horror on her face as Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle helped Ascentia to her feet and walked to the door, “Kitten, I’m sorry!”
Ascentia gave a noncommittal hand wave as the girls led her out the door, leaving Rainbow Dash, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo alone with Twilight.
“What the hell was that?!” Rainbow yelled angrily, “I get it, sometimes she gets a little annoying with the things she has, but that’s no reason to hit her like that! I don’t care what you guys get up to in your bedroom, but that was just… what were you thinking?!”
Twilight looked like she was about to cry again, “I don’t know… I just… and then I…” she bit down on her knuckles and breathed in heaving gasps, “Rainbow Dash, what’s wrong with me? Why do I keep hurting my Kitten?”
“You have anger management issues and some kinda tendency to violence,” Rainbow said flatly, “And that was no ‘love slap’. That was pure, unjustified violence and assault on someone else! I know I make ‘She asks for it!’ jokes but I’d never want her to actually have that happen! That wasn’t funny or justified, Twilight! That was abusive! You need some serious fucking help. And I’ll have you know I won’t tolerate that kind of behaviour in my house, either! You could’ve hit one of the girls!”
Twilight lost it again, only this time she broke down in tears. Curling her knees up to her chest, she buried her face in her arms and sobbed, “My Mom was right. I don’t deserve her.”
Sighing a little, looking to Apple Bloom and Scootaloo for a moment, Rainbow softened, “Look, that’s not true. I know you do love her, Twilight. But you can’t go on like this. You’re already on thin ice enough as it is with the law. You’re just lucky Ascentia’s not pressing charges… which to be honest, wouldn’t exactly be a bad thing, either. Whatever, though. You need to get help.”
Twilight took a deep breath and tried to steady herself enough to speak, “You t-think I need to s-s-see a doctor?”
“Yes,” all three of them said at once.
“That’s what I did,” Rainbow said, “And sometimes I still go talk to him if I need to get something off my chest. I think it was the best decision I ever made about it. At this point, Twi, you have no other option. Ascentia’s enabling you and that’s not gonna make it easier.”
Twilight wept softly into her arms, but otherwise nodded, “Okay… I’ll do it. I don’t wanna see my Kitten hurt like that again.”
As if on cue, the three girls came back through the door, Ascentia’s nose held in place with bandages.
“That was fast,” Rainbow remarked.
“The Hospital’s just down the road,” Fluttershy said, “And the ER was empty tonight.”
“Twilight’s going to go see a doctor,” Rainbow announced, “And finally do something about this.”
“Wow, really?” Fluttershy asked, looking surprised as she looked over Twilight, who was still curled up and crying.
Ascentia stepped toward her, but Rainbow stopped her, “Twilight, stop crying. I’m alright.”
“No... No…” Twilight whimpered, shaking her head, “No. Don’t you dare say things like that, now.”
Ascentia tried to step around Rainbow, but the woman wouldn’t let her, “No I will dare. Look at you, honey. You don’t need to be this upset. AND WILL YOU GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY AND LET ME HOLD MY WIFE?!”
“Sit the fuck down!” Rainbow shouted, taking a step forward, “You see what I mean?! You’re enabling her! I don’t care if you like it, this is not good for your kid! I’m not agreeing with her Mom or anything, but Twilight needs some help! And your masochistic stockholm syndrome is making it worse for her! You can only hold off for so long! She’s gonna get in more trouble if this carries down to your kid! Then she’ll be gone! Leaving you alone with your daughter! Do you want that to happen?! Do you?! Then stop enabling her abuse and do something!”
“Okay,” Ascentia said flatly and shoved Rainbow aside, kneeling down in front of Twilight and wrapping her arms around her, “Calm down, sweetheart. I’m okay, you can stop crying.”
“No I can’t,” Twilight wept, “I hurt you…”
“Twiley, look at me,” Ascentia cooed softly as she stroked her hair, “I’ll be okay. But I need you to calm down, sweetheart, and breathe. Your hyperventilating isn’t good for the baby.”
Managing to oblige, Twilight took a deep breath. “Okay… Okay, I’m calm.”
Ascentia smiled and sat up on the couch with her, holding her gently, “It’s alright, you can relax. I’m all patched up and I’ll be fine.”
“No. Not like this. They’re right… all you’re doing is enabling me,” Twilight sniffled, “Liking it does not justify me hitting you.”
Ascentia kissed the top of her head, “I’m not enabling you, Twilight. I’m not forcing you to do it, I’m just… not complaining.”
Twilight shook her head, “That’s the problem. I need to see a doctor… I need to get help for this.”
Ascentia looked worried, “Are… are you sure?”
“...I saw how scared you looked when I hit you now. You were even covering your face from me,” Twilight shook a bit, “No. I can’t do this anymore. I have to get help. If something happens and I hit our daughter, no amount of you trying to stop them will help.”
“But… what if the doctor tells you or me to get a… get a…” Ascentia shivered, she couldn’t say it out loud, “I’ve seen that happen to others. I don’t want that to happen to us…”
Fluttershy intervened, “There’s a difference between being sorry for getting caught and genuinely sorry. I-I don’t think a psychologist would outright suggest you get a divorce without trying to help her every way possible, first.”
Ascentia bit her lip, having heard too many stories of marriages ending in the psychologist’s office.
“Please, I need you behind me or I don’t think I’ll be able to do it,” Twilight said shakily, “You’re my Kitten. And I don’t want to hurt my Kitten anymore.”
Ascentia sighed, “O-okay. I’m with you, sweetheart.”
“Thank you. I’m glad you understand,” Twilight managed a smile and kissed her cheek, “If for nothing else, help me do this for our daughter.”
Ascentia tilted her head and kissed her properly, cupping her face, “I love you, Twilight.”
“I love you too, Kitten.”
“This may not be the best time,” Sweetie Belle said, helping Rainbow Dash to her feet, “But why do you call her Kitten?”
Managing a little smile, Twilight gave a shrug, “I don’t know, actually. It just kind of slipped when I was trying to figure a little nickname for her. It stuck.”
“I think it’s adorable,” Sweetie Belle smiled, moving over and hugging the both of them.
They hugged her back, nuzzling her.
“Thank you,” Twilight murmured, “I like it, too.”
“Sometimes I like to lie in her lap while she strokes my hair,” Ascentia smiled, nuzzling Twilight’s neck.
Sweetie Belle giggled, “Kind of like a cat!”
“Mmmhmm, she doesn’t call me Kitten for nothing,” Ascentia smiled, “Sweetie, what you say earlier isn’t a constant thing. Twilight really does love me, and vice versa. I’m not a punching bag to her. Right guys?”
They all nodded slowly.
“No… You’re not a punching bag, Kitten. Even if it might seem like that…” Twilight murmured.
Ascentia snuggled her and leaned them back so that Twilight was lying against her on the sofa and kissed her neck, “I know, sweetheart. But I still like being your punching bag.”
“Don’t push it…” Twilight poked her side.
“Why not?” Ascentia smiled, nuzzling her.
“Just don’t.”
Ascentia looked hurt and relented, “A-alright…”
“Thank you,” Twilight kissed her cheek, then made a move to stand up, “We’d better get going. I’ve got some things to prepare for.”
Ascentia stood up with her, “Okay. Let’s go.”
It was late. Very late.
Scootaloo had gone to bed over an hour ago, giggling and shaking at the prospect of going to bed in her new home, leaving Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy alone on the sofa, snuggled up with each other.
Fluttershy let out a little sigh, snuggling closer, “Today went… a lot better than expected.”
“Yeah,” Rainbow smiled, “I’m glad Twilight’s finally going to get some help.”
“Me too,” Fluttershy murmured, “I think she could use an outlet like that.”
“Hey, if it helps me, it’ll certainly help her,” Rainbow smiled, “I think after dealing with shit like mine, a domestic abuse case will be a walk in the park for that Doc.”
Fluttershy snickered, kissing her cheek, “You silly.”
Rainbow smiled and kissed her back, “If I wasn’t silly, I’d be dead.”
“Oh, Dashie,” Fluttershy nuzzled her and lay her head on her shoulder, “You have such a way with words.”
“That’s not all I have a way with,” Rainbow winked.
Fluttershy laughed, holding her closer, “You are the horniest woman I know.”
“Maybe, but I’m not the horniest woman I know,” Rainbow chuckled.
“What do you mean?” Fluttershy chuckled, kissing her cheek.
“Well… okay, this is going to sound totally weird,” Rainbow explained, “But I was sort of talking to myself last night in the other room. It was like I was talking to my own sex drive, and it was like a person. And I… kinda had sex with her.”
Puzzled, Fluttershy cocked her head, “Eh? You were fantasizing about that?”
“Well, that’s the thing. I don’t know,” Rainbow replied, “When I was done, there wasn’t any… mess to clean up and my dick was damp like it’d been in someone. It’s hard to explain.”
“...Odd,” Fluttershy murmured. Nonetheless, she chuckled a bit, “Oh, Dashie. Somehow I’m not surprised you’d somehow be in love with yourself. That’s just adorable.”
“It wasn’t me, at least it wasn’t really me,” Rainbow blushed, “It was this strange, super-horny entity. She said she was me, but not quite the same.”
“Too bad she’s not real…” Fluttershy chuckled, nuzzling her, “I sure find myself fantasizing about being sandwiched between two of you…”
“This one has a vag,” Rainbow smirked, kissing her neck.
“Oohh…” Fluttershy giggled, letting out a little moan, “That’s interesting… I’m a little curious of what that would be like…”
“You have one, you should know,” Rainbow laughed.
“No silly, I mean you having one,” Fluttershy poked her nose, giggling.
“Well, she was a lot louder and hornier than I am, but she did look good with it,” Rainbow smiled, snuggling her close as she felt herself stiffen in her shorts.
Fluttershy nuzzled her hair, “So, she looked like you, but with a vagina, hornier than you are? Hmm, how interesting…”
“Yeah… I’m treating it as if it actually happened, so she was a really good fuck,” Rainbow smiled, nuzzling her.
‘You know it, Dash! Hi, Fluttershy! I know you can’t hear me, but hello all the same!’ Pervy’s voice sounded in her head.
“She says ‘Hi’,” Rainbow smiled, turning her head to kiss her.
Laughing a bit, Fluttershy kissed back and stroked her hair, “You can tell her I say hello back.”
‘No need! I can hear your lovely voice! Seriously Dash, it’s so awesome when she says dirty stuff with that voice! She’s so cute!’
“She says she can hear you, and your voice is lovely. And that it’s awesome when you say dirty things with it,” Rainbow chuckled.
“Oooh. Well, I see where she gets your love of hearing me speak dirty… You little narcissistic slut…” Fluttershy purred, running a hand down her side, “You’d like that, wouldn’t you? You’d like to literally fuck yourself… while I tag along for the ride?”
‘She can read you like a book… Meow!’
Rainbow shuddered as she listened to the both of them, “Yes, yes I would. I want the both of you so badly.”
‘Me too! That’d be freaking awesome! It’s too bad I don’t have a dick, then we could fuck her from both ends! I bet she’d love that!’
“Mmm… The more you talk about it, the more I wish she were real…” Fluttershy purred, kissing her neck.
Rainbow leaned against her, moaning softly, “Me too. I am a narcissistic slut. I wanna fuck myself and you at the same time. Think it’s time to take my meds?”
“You’ll be okay,” Fluttershy cooed, “Mmm, what a lovely night it would be to have a double Rainbow…”
‘Heh heh, I like the sound of that...’
Rainbow smiled and kissed Fluttershy’s neck as she said out loud, “Can’t you? Can’t you just be real for one night?”
‘Uh… Is there even a way to do that? ‘Cause I sure as hell would’ve done it a long time ago if I could.’
“I dunno, Magic?” she asked.
‘Why don’t you both close your eyes? Kinda like last night or something. It somehow worked, right? I’ll be waiting...’
“I don’t think it’d work with her,” Rainbow shrugged, “Oh well…”
Fluttershy giggled, unwittingly closing her eyes. Before her stood Rainbow Dash, except a couple feet away, rather than right next to her. “...Hello?”
Rainbow turned around, and smiled.
‘Oooh, you must be Fluttershy. Dashie was right, you are a hot little thing.’
“You’re… you’re really here? Gosh… wow…” Fluttershy murmured, wide-eyed.
The strangely behaving Rainbow Dash sauntered up to her, getting right in her face, “Pervy’s the name.”
“Hello, Pervy…?” Fluttershy gave a little smile. She opened her eyes, finding herself back in the room again, “Rainbow… close your eyes, will you?”
Rainbow shrugged and closed her eyes, finding herself in the same place Fluttershy had been… with Pervy standing right next to them.
“Holy shit! It actually worked?” Rainbow said in shock.
“It seems to have worked…” Fluttershy murmured.
“Well hello, ladies!” Pervy came between them, grinning and bringing her arms around their shoulders, “Look at us! We’re all here! Whoooa! Awesome!”
Rainbow chuckled and hugged her, “You’re so silly, Pervy.”
“That I am,” Pervy winked, “Sooo, Fluttershy… Great to finally meet you! I couldn’t help but overhear that you were… curious about a Rainbow Dash with a vag, eh? Well you came to the right gal!”
Fluttershy bit her lip and looked down at Pervy’s shorts, the same kind that Rainbow wore but without the noticeable bulge, “Y-yes. Yes, I am.”
“Well,” Pervy smirked, then pulled down her shorts. She stood up against a wall, spreading her legs, “come and get it, beautiful.”
Fluttershy gulped and knelt down in front of her, “I… I’ve never eaten pussy before…”
Winking at the real Rainbow Dash, Pervy chuckled, “Trust me, you’re gonna love it. Go on… I’m sure Dash is gonna love watching you eating her out, so to speak.”
Fluttershy breathed heavily as she moved her mouth closer to Pervy’s snatch, shivering at the thought of getting to have two of Rainbow, and finally closed her lips around the woman’s pussy, pushing her tongue into her as she felt a tangy flavour hit her tongue.
“Nngh!” Pervy uttered, nearly falling over, “Damn, Dash… she IS good with her mouth!”
“I told you,” Rainbow smiled, stroking herself as she watched the show in front of her.
Moaning loudly, Pervy smirked and beckoned her, “C’mere, Dash… I’ve got an idea…”
Rainbow let go of herself and moved over to where the girls were having their fun, “And what would that be?”
Licking her lips, Pervy looked down at Fluttershy, “Oh, Flutterbaby, I’m gonna need you to stop for a second… even though I hate saying that. Just so I can get away from the wall here. Just scoot back a bit, will you baby doll?”
Fluttershy obliged and moved away from her, scooting back and sitting up.
“Good girl,” Pervy cooed with a chuckle, taking a few steps forward. The minute she did so, she grabbed Fluttershy’s head and all but shoved it back into her sex, “Dash, you get over here and fuck me up the ass.”
Rainbow’s eyes widened as she moved behind her, excited. She’d never had anal before, but it was something she’d always wanted to try, “Are you sure, Pervy?”
“Fuck yes,” Pervy looked at her with a wide, suggestive smirk, “I want that dick up my ass, Dash. Best you give it a test run on me before you try it on Flutterbaby right here.. So go on, fuck me from behind and give it your all. I can take it!”
Rainbow didn’t need any more coaxing. She grabbed Pervy’s ass and spread it open, pushing the tip of her cock to her back door and pushing hard. After a few seconds of resistance, she slid in, burying half of her length in Pervy’s ass.
“Nngh! Gah, that stings!” Pervy shuddered a bit, “It’s okay, I got it! Just ease it a little, I’m fine! Damn that feels good! You like that, Dash? You like how tight it is?”
Rainbow’s head fell back and she breathed deeply, “Yeah… it feels awesome.”
Pervy moaned and ground herself between Rainbow’s thrusts and Fluttershy’s mouth, reaching a hand back to curl around Rainbow’s neck, kissing her cheek.
Down below, Fluttershy looked upward as she worked her mouth along Pervy’s snatch. She couldn’t believe how or why this was happening, but she was just loving it. Something about the taste and feel of a woman’s vaginal region turned her on more than expected. Having had male genetalia all this time, it was an interesting change. Pervy’s responses and in the fact she was pretty much Rainbow’s twin only further added to it.
Working her mouth on her clit, she inserted two fingers inside of her, thrusting them in and out to further stimulate her.
“Oh god, YES!” Pervy shrieked, leaning back and moaning loudly, “Fuck yes! The two of you are so good…!”
Groaning from the utter tightness and pleasure of analy taking her, Rainbow managed a chuckle and kissed her cheek as well, “You’re so damn tight back here, I’m gonna have to try this more often… Fuck yeah…!”
“Sounds like you and Flutterbaby have some experimenting to do, later,” Pervy smiled as Rainbow pounded into her, “Ooooh… Flutterbaby, I’m almost there! Yes! Fuck me, the both of you!”
Clutching her hips, Fluttershy plunged her tongue deep into her entrance, her nose brushing along her nub. She hummed to further pleasure her, eager for the end result.
Rainbow nibbled Pervy’s neck sensually, leaving a love bite in return, “That’s it, cum you little double slut! That’s it! Cum for us, baby!”
Pervy moaned loudly, her body seizing up as she coated Fluttershy’s face in her juices, shivering as she fell back in Rainbow’s arms while Fluttershy licked her up.
“How is it, Flutters?” Rainbow smirked as she looked down at Fluttershy over Pervy’s shoulder, all the while reaching around and groping her modest chest.
Smiling, Fluttershy licked up all she could and kissed her folds, “You’re delicious, Pervy… I really enjoyed doing that…”
Pervy smiled and reached a hand down to stroke her face, “And you’re gorgeous, Flutterbaby. I’m touched that you’d bring her here, Dash.”
“Didn’t think it was possible, but trust me, I’m so glad I did. Figured you’d love that,” Rainbow nuzzled her.
Pervy smiled, “So, you two want me to hook you up, or are ya gonna go take care of eachother?”
“Either way is fine by me,” Fluttershy said. She then looked past them as she saw something. “Um… who’s that over there?”
“Um, I do hate to interrupt…” The newcomer approached, and blushed upon what she was seeing. This was another Rainbow Dash clone, except she was dressed completely modestly with a baggy blue sweater, capri pants, bunny slippers, and sported longer hair tied to one side in a braid. “I just heard screaming and… Oh.. I didn’t think it could… um… work… I’ll just uh… go now…”
“Awww, no need to go just yet, Rainbowshy,” Pervy chuckled, grinning, “Gals, that’s Shy. But we call her Rainbowshy.”
“Hello,” Fluttershy smiled brightly at her, “She’s adorable.”
“Hey,” Rainbow waved with a smile, “How many of me are there?”
“Oh, there’s tons of you. All based on certain elements of personality traits and stuff,” Pervy explained.
“Hey Shy,” Rainbow said brightly, “Come on over, why don’t you?”
Nervously, Rainbowshy approached, twiddling her fingers, “Y-Yes? Did you want something?”
“Yeah, why don’t you come and join us?” Rainbow asked, moving over and stroking her arm.
Pervy chuckled and beckoned her, “Come on, I know you want it, Rainbowshy… You know you’re a freak in the sheets. Trust me, gals, I know.”
Blushing immensely, Rainbowshy nodded, “Sure… that’d be nice…”
Fluttershy stood up, “We’d love to have you,” she scooted over and gave her a hug.
“So…” Rainbow smiled, approaching the both of them and hugging them, “How would you like it, Shy?”
“Go on, cutie pie, tell the nice lady what you want,” Pervy cooed, joining the hug.
“Um… I want to join you girls… And I… I would like to… be penetrated…” Rainbowshy murmured softly, blushing immensely, “And I want to explore Fluttershy…”
Rainbow’s smile widened. Rainbowshy was so cute, and reminded her so much of Fluttershy, “Aw, of course, sweetie. Why don’t you lie down and take those pants off and we’ll make you feel nice and relaxed, alright?”
Nodding, Rainbowshy slowly pulled down her pants, a bit nervously. She then pulled down her underpants, which were also blue and had bunnies all over them, which made Fluttershy coo in delight. Then she laid herself on the floor, keeping her hands between her legs in a nervous manner.
Rainbow and Fluttershy came around to her, Rainbow situating herself between Rainbowshy’s legs and Fluttershy moving around to her head. Fluttershy leaned down and softly kissed her while Rainbow kissed her hands.
“It’s okay, sweetheart,” she smiled, “You can show me.”
“Okay…” Rainbowshy moved her hands, exposing herself to them, “Thank you for letting me borrow them, Pervy…”
“Oh, don’t thank me! But go ahead, have fun!” Pervy grinned from where she stood, clearly enjoying this, “I get off on this stuff, so you gals give her everything!”
Fluttershy giggled and kissed the shyer counterpart sweetly, “Don’t worry, we’ll be gentle.”
Rainbow positioned herself and pressed the tip of her cock to Rainbowshy’s folds, “Are you ready, sweetie?”
“I think so… You can put it in, Dash…” Rainbowshy squirmed a bit, “F-Fluttershy? Can you sit on me, please?”
Nodding, Fluttershy did so, straddling her waist, but still giving Rainbow enough room, “Absolutely,” she said, and took the other girl’s hands, bringing them up her sweater.
Rainbow leaned up and kissed Fluttershy’s neck as she pushed herself into Rainbowshy, sliding in to the hilt easily and moaning from the sensation of the timid girl’s warmth squeezing down on her.
Letting out a squealing moan, Rainbowshy squirmed a bit and smiled, “Oh goodness… that feels amazing…” She murmured, gently groping Fluttershy’s breasts curiously, “Thank you girls… You can keep going…”
Rocking her hips, Rainbow began to thrust inside of her, reaching a hand around to grope Fluttershy’s chest with her.
“Y-You like this… don’t you?” Fluttershy moaned as well, trembling.
“Yes…” Rainbowshy uttered, gasping and moaning in ecstasy, “I-I never thought I’d like being penetrated… But it feels so good! Oh Dash, you’re amazing…!”
“That’s Rainbow Dash for ya,” Rainbow smirked, thrusting faster and kissing Fluttershy’s neck.
Running her free hand along Fluttershy’s generous curves, Rainbowshy cooed and moaned louder as the pleasure heightened. She squirmed, despite the anchorage, looking up at them, “H-Harder, Dash… please… harder!”
Rainbow obliged and pushed harder into her, thrusting fast and moaning breathlessly as she felt Rainbowshy’s tight squeezing, “Of course, cutie pie. Anything for you.”
Fluttershy leaned down and kissed her sweetly, stroking her hair as she sat back up, “Anything at all.”
“Woohoo! Yeah! Fuck that adorable little cutie!” Pervy yelled, laughing.
Rainbowshy giggled amidst her moans, grabbing hold of Fluttershy for support, “G-Girls… Girls… I think I’m about to cum…!”
Rainbow smiled and picked up her pace, thrusting harder as she reached down and rubbed Rainbowshy’s sensitive nub, “Wonderful. Cum for us, sweetie.”
“Let it all out,” Fluttershy encouraged, reaching down to stroke her cheek.
Within moments, Rainbowshy let out a cry of pleasure, louder than they’d ever heard her. She squirmed before relaxing as her juices spewed, coating Rainbow’s shaft most of the way down.
“Nnghh… oh my gosh…” She cooed, looking hazed and lovesick, “That was wonderful… Thank you, girls…”
Rainbow and Fluttershy both smiled and moved to kiss her, “You’re welcome. You’re just so cute, I want to take you home!” Rainbow exclaimed.
“Me too!” Fluttershy cooed, giggling.
Laughing, Rainbowshy kissed them both on the cheek and nuzzled them, “Awww, you girls are sweet, thank you…”
“Maybe next time, gals!” Pervy laughed, “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of her.”
“Well, the two of us haven’t finished yet,” Rainbow smirked, “And there are two of you here.”
Pervy licked her lips, “Well, Dash, do tell what’s on your mind. ...Wait, I am part of your mind. Whatever, tell us anyway!”
Rainbow sat Fluttershy on the sofa and sat next to her, motioning for Fluttershy to take her pants off, “One of you get licking, the other get sucking.”
Fluttershy pulled her pants off slowly, “Either one is all right…”
“Um…” Rainbowshy looked over at Pervy helplessly.
Chuckling, Pervy grinned and ruffled her head, “No worries, I know you want a piece of Dash’s dick in your mouth. Go for it! I’ll take Fluttershy’s tasty snatch.”
“Oooh, I get the cutie,” Rainbow smiled and leaned back on the sofa, “Come on, sweetie.”
Coming over, Rainbowshy nuzzled her and then got down onto her knees, “I’ve never done this before… I hope you’ll at least like it…”
“I love having my dick sucked,” Rainbow smiled, stroking her face, “I’m sure you’ll do fine.”
“Okay…” Rainbowshy leaned in, tentatively licking the tip before gently holding the base in her hand.
“Mmmm,” Rainbow smiled, leaning back as she watched Pervy settle herself between Fluttershy’s legs, “That’s a good girl, Shy.”
“Finally…” Pervy smirked, poking her fingers into Fluttershy’s entrance before she latched her lips onto the folds.
Fluttershy moaned loudly and stroked Pervy’s hair, “Ooooh, that’s nice. Right there, Pervy.”
“Mm-hmm, yeah,” Pervy cooed against her folds and licked at her nub.
Rainbowshy engulfed her mouth along Rainbow’s shaft a lot further, humming against the skin. She brought her hands to her hips for support, going in deeper. Rainbow fisted her fingers into Rainbowshy’s hair, taking Fluttershy’s hand with the other as she caressed Rainbowshy’s scalp and face.
“Yes… yes…” she groaned as she heard Fluttershy make soft mewling noises beside her.
“Mmmm!” Rainbowshy was a little overtaken, but otherwise continued her work.
“Tasty…” Pervy chuckled, withdrawing her fingers and then inserting her tongue deep into Fluttershy’s entrance, lapping up everywhere.
Fluttershy’s moans grew in pitch as she rubbing the back of Pervy’s head, “Yes, almost… I’m almost there!”
Winking at the other two, Pervy then, surprisingly, slowed down a little and went at it more gently.
Rainbowshy hummed, going further as she deep-throated, something she clearly wasn’t used to. At the same time, she daringly pushed on, determined. Rainbow groaned as she stroked her har appreciatively, clutching Fluttershy’s had as the pinkette moaned softly under Pervy’s ministrations.
“Shy… gonna cum soon…” Rainbow groaned.
Following Pervy’s lead, Rainbowshy withdrew a little and went slower and gentler, cooing against her shaft. Burying her nose in Fluttershy’s folds, Pervy let out a hum and bit down on the nub, digging her fingers into her entrance once more.
Fluttershy hissed in pain, but the pain quickly melted away as Pervy’s fingers began caressing her, “Ooooh! Yes! YES! Right there!”
Chuckling, this was when Pervy picked up in speed, continuing to nibble on Fluttershy’s engorged bead.
Going all out, Rainbowshy not only bobbed her head faster, but deep-throated as she went.
Rainbow and Fluttershy both moaned loudly, clutching their respective partner’s heads and pressing them between their legs as the two of them came simultaneously. Fluttershy sprayed Pervy’s face with her juices, and Rainbow filled Shy’s mouth with her seed.
“Mmmm!” Rainbowshy pulled away, swallowing down as much as she could, a bit more leaking down her chin, “Oh, wow… that was so incredible…”
“Yummy…” Pervy purred, pulling her mouth away, “Lucky you, Dash, she sure is tasty.”
“I actually don’t go down on her all that often,” Rainbow admitted, pulling Rainbowshy up to sit in her lap.
“Oooh, bad idea…” Pervy snickered, “Might want to crack down on that, Flutterbaby.”
Fluttershy gave a smirk, licking her lips, “Good idea…”
“Oooh! Dash is in trouble! Dash is in trouble! Dash is in trouble!” Pervy chanted in a sing-song tone, laughing.
Rainbow’s eyes widened, “Am I in trouble, sweetheart?”
“Not now,” Fluttershy winked, before then crawling into Pervy’s lap when she got onto the sofa with them.
Giggling, Rainbowshy snuggled closer, “Don’t worry, Dash…”
“Shame. I was hoping for a little DomShy,” Rainbow smirked as she cuddled her timid counterpart in her arms while Pervy cuddled Fluttershy.
“Oooh,” Pervy grinned at the idea, “Flutterbaby, will you ever so kindly do some of that too?”
“I will be,” Fluttershy giggled, “Oh, I will be.”
Rainbow smiled as she reached over and slapped her leg, “You sexy little minx.”
The two of them woke up on the couch, feeling stiff and somewhat satisfied. Fluttershy looked down at Rainbow and smiled.
“That felt… so real.”
“No kidding,” Rainbow inspected herself, then all around them, seeing that there was no sign of anything spilled or out of place, “I’m beginning to think they must be.”
“I think I am, too,” Fluttershy giggled, “It was amazing.”
“Yeah,” Rainbow smiled, “So… you really want me to go down on you more often?”
Chuckling, Fluttershy nodded, “I certainly do.”
“I guess that’s fair,” Rainbow laughed, “You have your lips around me almost every day.”
“True, although it’s not that I expect you to. I just enjoy it so much when you do,” Fluttershy snuggled against her and kissed her nose.
Rainbow smiled and snuggled her, sighing happily as she kissed her forehead.
Another thought occurred to Fluttershy then, “Rainbow… I’m curious. That was kind of like some sort of fantasy world you seem to have, wasn’t it? Do you… have a lot of fantasies like that?”
“Like that? No, not really,” Rainbow said, blushing a bit, “Most of my self-indulgent fantasies tend to be with… you know…”
“You know what?” Fluttershy prompted, “You can tell me.”
“The girls…” Rainbow replied, nuzzling her a bit harder. While she’d come to terms with it, it was still embarrassing to admit.
“Oh, I see,” Fluttershy kissed her cheek in encouragement, “You fantasize about them often?”
“Yeah, been doing that more recently,” Rainbow said, not looking at her, “It’s… exciting.”
“How so?”
“It’s just that… they're so cute, and I can’t do it in real life,” Rainbow tried to explain without creeping her out, “And… there’s some other things you probably don’t want to hear about.”
“It’s harmless Rainbow, you’re doing the right thing by keeping it to your fantasies,” Fluttershy assured her, “If you do have any you want to share with me, you can. You know I won’t judge you for those.”
“Well… there was one yesterday,” Rainbow took a deep breath and sighed, “It was while you were sick and I slept in the other room… I fantasized about… you and me… having sex with Scootaloo.”
Fluttershy’s eyes went wide, “You… actually… fantasized about something like that? Really?” Her tone wasn’t accusatory, just surprised and curious.
“Yeah,” Rainbow replied, blushing, “I was doing you while you were going down on her.”
“Oh…” Fluttershy blushed a bit, “As much as I don’t see them in that way… I’m flattered you included me.”
“Thanks, I guess?” Rainbow said awkwardly, “That’s never happened before, really. I usually fantasize about Sweetie Belle more than the other two, since she’s always flirting with me.”
“Wait, what?” Fluttershy pulled back, “She flirts with you?”
“Kind of,” Rainbow explained, “She’s usually just snuggling with me an awful lot. But she got the other two to give me their panties, and last night flashed her ass at me as they were all leaving.”
Fluttershy’s gaze became unreadable as she pulled back some more, biting her lip, “Rainbow… you probably shouldn’t encourage her too much. I mean… I know she isn’t doing it with any sort of malicious intent, but… I don’t want anything to happen to either of you. It’s understandable, but she should still be careful about this sort of thing.”
“I already had that talk with her this morning,” Rainbow explained, “I warned her about that sort of thing, said that if I had been anyone else, they would have taken something like that as an invitation. I think I’ll be okay, Shy. I’ve got you watching me. If anything did happen to those girls, I’d be the first person you or Twilight would suspect. And Twilight’s royalty.”
“Okay then,” Fluttershy looked a little more relieved, “That’s good. I’ll keep my eye on things, then.”
“Thanks Shy,” Rainbow smiled, “I shared my fantasies with the Doc, and it helped. It’s nice to know I can share them with you. It’s… comforting.”
Smiling back, Fluttershy kissed her cheek, “I’m glad it helps, Rainbow. I’m glad to help you any way I can.”
Rainbow smiled as she snuggled her close, feeling herself stiffen in her shorts, “Oh for fuck’s sake…”
“Horny again?” Fluttershy asked.
“Yeah,” Rainbow said bashfully, “That thing has a mind of its own.”
Smiling, Fluttershy kissed her cheek, “Why don’t we go up to bed and I’ll help you take care of it?”
Rainbow smiled and allowed Fluttershy to pull her to her feet and toward the stairs, “Of course.” Next Chapter: Ain't Got Time For Your Shenanigans Estimated time remaining: 4 Hours, 26 Minutes