Authors notes: This chapter takes place right after sunset, we finally see what Epic does when he gets sad, and I also will put this one through a lot of more emotion and drama to help create a plot but it will still keep a plot.

Epic lay down in his sleeping bag in the Everfree forest, he was told by Princess Celestia that he would be under the strict supervision of the Mane 6, but he did not listen to that crap, and from what he did pay attention to, the Mane 6 and Raven didn’t seem so comfortable with it either.

Really he didn’t care about a bunch of horses and a mary-sue thought about him. Besides, whether or not that mary-sue had the ability to transform into an alicorn or not did not change the fact she was human. Friendship wasn’t his thing, big deal. That was it, case closed.

He really looked up at the stars, and saw one of the constellations start looking at him, it was the brand new constellation, Celestia made it for her and Discord’s wedding from what he had heard. The constellation of Celestia and Discord walked towards him, transforming into an alicorn and draconequus.

He immediately got up and pulled out his shotgun,  loaded ready to fire.

“You know, Epic, I would’ve found you kind of enjoyable, if I was still as evil as I used to be.” Discord spoke up. “But now when I look at you, I see you are one of the least likeable things out there.”

“Shut up, n00b.” Epic replied. “If you guys just came here to insult me than that is just sad.”

“You know, humans don’t ever wind up in Equestria without a purpose, we had just told the wielders of the elements before looking for you.” Celestia spoke up before looking Epic in the eye. “Whatever you wound up here for, it was for a reason.”

“Well I know that dumbass, my mission was to rescue Raven. After I found out she was a mary-sue, I was proud to announce that I temporarily killed her, but then the stupid PETA bitch brought her back.”  Epic replied, making Discord release a chuckle.

“No no no, not your mission. There is an ancient spell on Equestria, Celestia made, that in order for someone to get into Equestria. They must be helpful to Equestria. For Raven it was reforming me and saving Equestria from my powers a second time, think about an important job you had back home, maybe that will help you remember.”

Epic thought about this, his job back home wouldn’t be considered the most helpful according to civilians, nor would it get his record any better. Was it fun? Yes. Was it violent? Yes Did it pay? Yes.

He finally decided he would do it. He grabbed the suitcase he brought with him, pulling out 2 hidden blades and his Altair costume, he attached each to his ring fingerless hands, and got ready for awesomeness. He then realized he would have to tell the ponies about his job somehow, about his awesome assassin job of awesomeness, then he remembered the rap song.

He put his hood over his head so it was blocking his face, and then he grabbed his things and walked to Ponyville.

“Hello Ponyville!” He yelled with glee as he walked up onto the stage, Trixie had left it behind from her visit to Ponyville. He gripped the mic firmer in his hand and began to talk after waking everypony up.

“What is up, listen, I just got a visit, a visit that changed my view on all of you.” He said, the ponies all giving angry looks at him.

“A visit that told me I was brought here for a reason, I hope we can all be friends.” He shouted out. This actually started to make the ponies smile warmly at him, they guessed he must’ve been shot by the Elements of Harmony after all.

“And now, I will tell you the reason, it is probably the same job I had on earth, I got the job from an ad on Craigslist, and since then it turned out that the job was in my blood. I am going to tell you, about my purpose as an assassin.”.  This made all of the ponies frown, assassin obviously, despite seeming so much like his nature, wasn’t what they were expecting at all.

He then told Vinyl Scratch to lay out a rap beat. He started singing.

“Im like a Ninja, Hiyaa, come to make you bleed

Tip toein through the shadows, cause Im light on my feet,

Jumping off rooftops, using stealth to kill ya

Its like Ive been here before, this place is looking familiar

With a price on your head, theres no place you can hide

Ill use swords, blades, spears, poison, arrows, and knives

I take lives away, until there aint none left,

Im not a fan of Justin Bieber, Im the Angel of Death

I put the Ass in Assassin, Im kind of a Clown

But the guards will never catch me I dont want to get found,

Signing mad contracts, and and racking up bids

Takin way more hits than Rihanna did Ohhhh,

And did I mention Im the master of disguise

Stab you right in your back from behind 3 times

Was it me, or him, or somebody else

When you see me come a runnin then youll poop yourself

Some People have normal lives,

My only friends are blades, poisen arrows, and knives

Some People have a death wish

Ill Ghost you motherfucker, make you UN exist

Its looking Bleak, I come to make you bleed

No chance to escape, its Assassins Creed, So Bleak

Keep my voice low, no need to get loud

And if you think youve got me pegged, then I blend into the crowd

Hanging around with harlots and prostitutes

Turn around for a second, Ill pickpocket your loot

And shoot my hidden blade right into your chest

The axe to your dome is making a mess

Their perplexed, Hey. where did that guy go?

Crawlin up the building, hanging off the window

On the low, take a nap in the hay, let the law pass,

Then pop out with my blade stick it in your ass

Im fast, and to kill is my mission

Checking out mad butts with my eagle vision

Get out of my kitchen, when Im cooking up pain,

Tossing coins to the crowd, straight making it rain

Im a cereal killer, always eating fruit loops,

But I always got some time to stop and stare at some boobs.

Some People get no respect,

Ill send you swinging with a noose around your neck

Some people are over rated,

Like a chicken with no head, Ill leave you decapitated

Well being a killer really is lonely

Its hard to find a chick that is sick enough to bone me,

So I keep it undercover that my lover is my hand,

And if youve never had to do it, then you wouldnt understand

And my plan is to take everyone of you out,

Toss your ass off the roof or put some poison in your mouth,

And No doubt you cant shout with my sword in your ear,

Like Houdini youll disappear, later

Yeah of course Im running around on my horse,

Always swinging my sword, straight leaving a corpse,

Killing off the bad guys it never gets old,

Revenge is a dish that is best served cold

you can try to run, if you want, but youll never escape,

I got the hidden Gun, Cocked, pointed right at your face,

So watch your back because Im Dangerous,

Im the motherfuckin King of the Animus”

All of the ponies stood in awe at this. They took steps back away from him, before Sweetie Belle spoke up.

“That was awesome!”

Authors notes: This chapter was the result of playing some Assassins Creed 2,  I have all 3 except Revelations, which I don’t plan on getting. The rap “Make You Bleed” belongs to TEAMHEADKICK and I take no credit for it, but it is awesome.