Hearts and Hooves Day means something to everypony. Everypony with a special somepony that is. You're just a poor sap that's spent the day alone and, heck, you've already burned through all of those obligatory chocolates you get from friends and family. So you're out for a walk at night contemplating what it means to live, to love, to live, to pick up that support module. Oh, and you also have to get initiated into your bat-pony's harem.
So get set. The moon is young and the Pony of the Night is taking you in.
Art by BlackWater (me)