"Hello, my children," Jesus began, sitting beside his fireplace, "before we begin, I would like to clear something up."

"Last chapter, I'm sure you all laughed when I got cockblocked by Billy Mays, but cockblocking is no laughing matter."

Black Jesus shifted uneasily in his seat and his face took a more serious tone. "Cockblocking has been known to cause many horrible medical issues, such as erectile dysfunction,testicle implosion, obesity, rapid shrinking of the testicles and penis, and of course, man boobs."

"Let's all work together to bring an end to cockblocking. Now, I bring you Chapter Eighteen. Enjoy." Black Jesus said, waving goodbye.

"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" Everyone in the room chanted as Applejack downed yet another mug of her families famed hard cider, which was recently improved with trace amounts of Old Spice. The last of it dripped into her mouth as she slammed the mug down on the table, sending everyone else into drunken cheers.

After not even thirty minutes, every single person and pony in the room were now drunk off their asses. Even Pinkie and Fluttershy, who had entered the room a few minutes ago, have collapsed into drunken giggles. In the corner of the room, Bruce Campbell was busy making out with Rarity, and Rainbow Dash was hitting on Big Mac, much to Applejack's dismay.

"Hun... dat's mah brotha..." Applejack slurred, "back off."

"Now come on, *hic* sis... ah don't mind..." Big Mac muttered.

Rainbow Dash was about to say something, but was interrupted by a knock at the door.

"That must be my friend." Bruce stated, gently moving Rarity off of his lap and walking over to the door. He opened the door, revealing a skinny black man with white, blistered lips, dirty, ripped clothing, and a red beanie.

"Got yo crack!" The black man announced, pulling out a small sandwich bag filled with crack rocks.

"Looks a little less than I asked for... a lot less." Bruce commented.

The black man scratched himself like crazy. "I smoked some on the way over!"

"Wha...? Who's the zigga?" Applejack asked, earning a glare from Pinkie.

"This is Tyrone Biggums." Bruce answered.

"I smoke rocks!" Tyrone announced.

"Oh boy... here we go..." Rainbow Dash sighed, facehoofing.

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom!..

"Curses!" Lex Luther shouted, as he and the rest of the Legion of Doom watched Black Jesus triumph on the television, "I can't believe these colorful horses are actually listening to him!"

"If he gets rid of Celestia, we lose our funding and her governments support." Brainiac pointed out.

Lex Luther rubbed his shiny head as he strained to think of a solution. "Clearly, the son of God is more of a challenge than Superman and his friends. We have only one chance..."

Cheetah gasped. "You don't mean..."

"Yes. We need to send in our new secret weapon... Justin Bieber!" Lex Luther stated, before he and all the others in the room started laughing maniacally.

"Wait, grampa, are you telling me that Justin Bieber was an instrument of evil?" MarineMarksmans grandson asked.

"Shut the fuck up kid, I'm trying to read this fucking thing!" MarineMarksman snapped, before turning his attention back to his holobook. "Anyways, while the Legion of Doom was plotting against Black Jesus, Black Jesus, Luna, Billy Mays, Spiderman, and Interesting Man were all planning for their next showing..."

"So... any ideas for the next show?" Black Jesus inquired, glancing at each of his friends.

"I don't give a fuck." 60's Spiderman muttered.

"WE SHOULD HAVE SOME BANDS PLAY BEFORE AND AFTER YOU SPEAK!" Billy Mays suggested. "WE SHOULD ALSO GIVE AWAY FREE OXY CLEAN!"

"I agree with that. Any suggestions?"

"Depeche Mode!" MarineMarksman shouted, breaking the 4th wall.

"I heard a Depeche Mode, any objections?" Black Jesus inquired.

"Why do you even both asking me?" Spiderman inquired.

"I don't always listen to 90's music... but when I do... I listen to Depeche Mode." Interesting Man stated.

"I LOVE DEPECHE MODE! HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THAT THEY ARE COMING OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM?" Billy Mays inquired.

"Billy! Stop fucking screaming!" Spiderman snapped.

"I'M SORRY! I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!" Billy apologized.

"We know that feel, sir Billy." Luna stated, patting his shoulder in a comforting manner, "have you ever tried whispering?"

"NO!" Billy Mays answered.

"Give it a shot." Luna said.

Billy Mays paused for a moment and clear his throat. "How about- holy shit, it works!" Billy Mays exclaimed, causing Luna to clap her hooves together. "So, how about Dethklok?"

"Dethklok? As in THE Dethklok?" Spiderman asked.

"Wait... Spiderman is giving a fuck?" Interesting Man asked skeptically.

"Dethklok is the only thing I will give a fuck about. Those guys are brutal." Spiderman stated.

"I don't always listen to metal... but when I do... I listen to Dethklok." Interesting Man pointed out.

"Alright... I'll call in Dethklok and Depeche Mode and arrange something with their producers and Rarity." Black Jesus stated.

"SOUNDS- I mean... sounds good." Billy stated. "Let's go guys." And with that, Billy Mays, Spiderman, and Interesting Man got up from their seats and walked out of the room, leaving Black Jesus and Luna on their own...

I think you know what happens next.

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