There’s nothing too unordinary about Pinkie Pie celebrating with her friends. The party loving pony threw parties hard and long for about any occasion. It didn’t take much of an excuse to prompt the idea of a party in her mind; nothing was too trivial as long as she knew that her friend would attend.

Now, being a good host of a party is important. There are things anypony must do to keep a party alive and strong. If you’re hosting a birthday party, it’s a leading particular to make sure the guest of honor is well accommodated. Making sure everyponys tastes are considered in your arrangements is at the top of the tier. Pinkie Pie has a good sense about these things and the fact that she knows everypony in Ponyville makes it even more effective.

Pinkie had been hard at work for the last three hours decorating Sugar Cube Corner for the party to come. It was Rainbow Dash’s birthday that day and everything needed to be just right. She inflated her last balloon and hung the bulging latex from amongst a group of streamers. The pink earth pony then centered herself in room and scanned her work. Everything look good, nothing out of place, but something was lacking. She had planned on making sure this was a special party; perhaps because the events she had prepared for were just a little out of the norm, she could quite figure out if she was forgetting something. Pinkie scratched her head as she brainstormed.

“Ah ha!” She exclaimed, the solution to her dilemma having become apparent.

She trotted to a corner of the room where a roll of bright blue tarp was leaning. It was placed on the floor and rolled out into a neat square. Quite happy she had remembered that detail, she gave her surrounding another critique, just to be sure.

The front door’s bell chimed, grabbing Pinkie’s attention.

“Hello Pinkie,” Greeted Twilight Sparkle as she walked into Sugar Cube Corner, followed by her other four good friends.

“Everypony made it!” Pinkie squealed, bouncing up and down. “This is great! Come on in and make yourselves at home while I crank up a jam!”

Pinkie zipped across the room to a record player and nudged the swing arm so it dropped on a rotating forty five. The pastry shop was filled with the sounds of the metal band Foals of Bodom, blasting loudly. All the ponies began to head bang as they enjoyed the sick, melodic goodness kissing their eardrums.

Pinkie Pie didn’t waste anytime getting down to serious business. She intended to make this an unforgettable party that everypony would remember for a long time. The puffy maned pony dropped six shot glasses on a table and filled them all with bourbon.

“Come on everypony!” She cried. “It’s time to get crunk!”

All the mares crowded around the table and grabbed a shot glass.

“Today, as we all know, is our super, awesome friend Rainbow Dash’s birthday!” Pinkie announced as all the ponies raised their glasses for a toast. “Here’s to our sexy-ass Rainbow Dash!”

All the friends knocked back their shots, except Fluttershy. She smelt it first and took a little sip.

“Whoo-doggy!” Shouted Apple Jack. “That’s some mighty fine whiskey.”

“Your telling me!” Rainbow Dash agreed, slamming her glass back on the table. “This calls for round two!”

Pinkie grinned and then grabbed the booze to fill the glasses with and set it on the table.

“Help yourselves girls,” She chuckled with a wink. “I got to get ready for tonight’s entertainment.”

“What you got planned?” Asked Rainbow Dash.

“Oh, nothing much,” Pinkie replied. “Just a few, sexy party tricks!”

Pinkie’s friends all looked at each other in confusion, except for Rainbow Dash. She just smiled and began to laugh.

“No way!” She mockingly denied. “I love this sort of shit! How did you know?”

“Oh,” Pinkie explained. “let’s just say that it was a hunch. Anyways, I gotta go.”

The pink pony disappeared in a flash to her kitchen. Apple Jack and Rainbow engaged themselves in taking more shots while they waited. Rarity was snacking on chips as Twilight and Fluttershy talked over beers.

Pinkie returned shortly with a bottle in her mouth. She walked over the tarp and stood centered on it.

“Attention everypony!” She announced, causing all eyes to be on her. “For my first trick, I will uncork a champagne bottle!”

“That doesn’t sound like a trick to me.” Twilight said, raising an eyebrow.

“Just watch.” Pinkie giggled.

She shook the shit out of the bottle, then set it upright on the floor and stood over it. She then carefully lowered her butt until it made contact with the top of the bottle. Pinkie stuck out her tongue in concentration as she forced the neck of the bottle up her ass. All the observing mares watched with an assortment of expressions. Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack were smiling ear to ear, all the while Fluttershy was shielding her eyes and whimpering. Twilight Sparkle’s jaw was dropped and Rarity bit her lip, imagining how much a bottle up the ass would hurt.

Pinkie Pie then clenched her butt cheeks on the bottle and held it down with her fore hooves as she stood up quickly. There was a popping sound as the cork was dislodged from the bottle by her tight ass. Foamy champagne shot out the bottle, spraying into the air for a brief second before Pinkie slammed her butt back down on the bottle neck. She waited for a second, then stretched herself flat on the tarp, laying on her belly. She clamped her back legs together, forcing the bottle to rest on the backs of her thighs as the alcoholic liquid filled her rear end.

“Yeah!” Cheered Rainbow. “Take it all!”

Pinkie stood back up with a hop, causing the now empty bottle to fall out of her ass.

“Here goes nothing!” She shrieked, raising her rump into the air and arched her back.

“BOOSH!”

Champagne shot from her ass into the air. Pinkie spun around in circles, misting everything in her wake.

“Fuck yeah!” Apple Jack laughed, covering her eyes with her fore leg.

Fluttershy dove under the table with the shot glasses, hoping not to get soaked in booze. Rarity looked shocked as she backed away in disgust. Twilight remained slack-jawed with dilated pupils. Rainbow Dash slammed down another shot of bourbon and watched wide eyed at the spectacle before her.

Pinkie eventually ran out of champagne and stopped spinning. She stood on her hind legs, giving her audience a bow.

Everypony clapped, even if a particular pony was just doing so just to be polite.

“Thank you everypony!” She exclaimed with glee. “Now for my next stunt, I will smoke a cigar.”

All the ponies looked at each other with mixed reactions. Fluttershy crept out from under the table, warily watching the pink earth pony on the damp tarp.

“Oh!” Rainbow Dash shouted, after having had another shot. “I know this one!”

Twilight was still in the Twilight Zone, staring into space.

Pinkie Pie grabbed a fat Swisher Sweet cigar of the table and sat on the floor. She bit off the tip of off one end of the tobacco before she charred the other end with a lighter. The guests watched intently. Fluttershy was already holding her nose; she hated smoke something terrible.

Pinkie Pie then narrowed her eyes as she lowered the blunt to her vagina. All the five ponies watching gasped in a mixture of horror and excitement. She then inserted the cigar into her body until it was half way in. The pink pony smiled as she felt the delicious tobacco inside herself. Then, with a flick of a Bic, she applied the flame to the charred tip of the cigar and strained hard. She dropped the lighter, now that the cigar was lit and worked her magic. The end of the cigar burned brightly as the tobacco was consumed by her pussy. Pinkie continued to draw the blunt in until half was exhausted. She then stood and pointed her rear end at her guests.

“Fire in the hole!” She screamed.

“QUEEF!”

A blast of smoke quaked out her cute cunt, filling the room with haze. After the eruption of fumes, she forced it out more carefully and thoughtfully, creating smoke rings shaped like hearts.

All her friends cheered and stomped the floor.

“Thank you everypony!” She laughed, feeling a little dizzy. “I, uh, got one more trick… tonight.”

Twilight looked at Apple Jack with concern written on her face.

“I don’t think Pinkie sounded to good.” The purple unicorn admitted.

“Don’t worry,” Apple Jack assured. “Pinkie Pie’s a pro at these stunts.”

“Yeah!” Agreed Rainbow, kicking her hooves onto a table while leaning back in a chair. “Just enjoy the show.”

Pinkie Pie removed the cigar from her pussy and staggered over to the punch table, grabbing a bottle of one fifty-one.

“This one I call… the flaming ass-thrower!” The drunken pink pony exclaimed.

She walked back onto the tarp and removed the cap from the bottle of potent liquid.

“The… the flaming… ass-thrower?” Fluttershy stuttered in horror. “That’s it! I can’t take this anymore!”

Fluttershy sprinted across the room and jumped clean out of a closed window, glass shattering everywhere. Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack laughed in response to her cowardice. Pinkie Pie then shoved the open end of the bottle up her butt and tilted the other end upwards so plenty entered her rectum.

“This is gonna be good.” Apple Jack predicted in anticipation.

After half the bottle was in Pinkie’s butt, she pulled the bottle out and tossed it aside. She then faced her friends.

“Does, uh… anypony have a light?” She stammered, feeling a wave of nausea wash over her.

“Here, I got this.” Assured Rarity reluctantly, knowing exactly what Pinkie was about to do.

She magiked a Zippo over to Pinkie Pie. The intoxicated pink mare whipped around one hundred and eighty degrees and lined her butt up with the lighter.

“Ready!” She slurred.

Rarity activated the lighter and a flame sparked to life. Pinkie took a deep breath, clenched her bowels, and released violently.

“WHOOSH!”

Flames roared out Pinkies ass, nearly burning all her friends. Good thing they all hit the floor, reacting quickly to the fiery threat. Balloons hanging on the ceiling popped and the ‘Happy Birthday Rainbow Dash’ banner was singed. Another few seconds, Pinkie’s flame thrower died down. The party pony looked completely disoriented and intoxicated as she began to slump to the floor.

“Is she all right?” Rarity questioned worriedly.

“Well,” Twilight began. “She’s only subjected her most sensitive organs to harsh amounts of alcohol and smoke… I guess she’ll be okay.”

All the ponies laughed and cheered at their wonderful host and entertainer as she passed out from alcohol poisoning. Not wanting the party to end quite yet, Rainbow Dash suggested that all the ponies should help her duct-tape Pinkie to the wall, as a prank.

Three rolls of tape later, Pinkie Pie was stuck to the wall with grey ribbons of redneck repairing material. Rainbow stepped back and took in the sight. Pinkie Pie was drooling as her head hung limply.

“This is the best birthday party ever!” Rainbow exclaimed.

All her friends agreed and soon everypony left Sugar Cube Corner feeling like something great had been achieved.