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Princess Applebloom

by meme-asaurus

Chapter 1: Wakey-Wakey

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A shrill southern accent rang though the household of Sweet Apple Aces. “Applebloom! Come and get yer lazy flank outta bed! It’s already a quarter to 4:00 AM!” Applebloom buried her head in the covers and groaned. Her sister was always obnoxious when it came to the weekdays, but there was something different about today that would leave the most prepared pony's mouth agape. No magic, no Pinkie sense, not even the all-seeing eleven-thousand eyed beast named Sam, (who, that everypony knew, could like, see everything) could forsee the event that featured Applebloom the Earth Pony:

It was today, Applebloom decided, that even though her sister would scream her lungs out, she would NEVER leave the soft paradise that was her mattress. (dramatic gasp!) Her family might threaten, her friends might cry, the entire town might even get on their knees and beg, (and oh, will they beg!) but this little filly WILL get her beauty slee-

“Ah made waffles!~” chimed the voice of Granny Smith.

“Waffles?” Mouth watering, Applebloom was in the kitchen in record time. “Alright, Ah’m up. Now gimme the…” Her spirts plummeted at the sight of her breakfast. “…cold cereal.” Defeated, Applebloom dunked her head in a bowl of milk & Pony-O’s.

“Use yer spoon, sugercube,” commented Applejack.

“Ah know,” sighed Applebloom. She raised her head and used her horn to… magically… lift… her… spoon………..

...She had a horn.

SHE HAD A HORN?!!

Applebloom took the whole ordeal suprisingly well.

...At first.

“Sweet Celestia, Ah’m a honest-ta-goodness unicorn!!!”

Big Macintosh studied his youngest sibling closely. He then surpised her by saying, “Nnope.”

Applebloom was shocked. “And just why th’ hay not? Ah have a horn, and unicorns have horns. Therefore, Ah'm a unicorn! It's simple!"

"Nnope." repeated her brother.

"Oh? And what's yer argument, Mister Knows-It-All?"

"It's just that last time Ah recall, unicorns don't have wings," replied Big Macintosh. Applebloom looked to her sides. Sure enough, she was the the proud (and confused-as-hay) owner of a pair of tiny, majestic wings. Wings that, without her even noticing, had allowed her to hover across the kitchen table and up to her brother's face.

"Oh........uhhhh......hehe....Ah was wonderin' why we were eye level."

And before you could say, "Holy plot twist, Batmare!" Applebloom fainted.

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